X7 10 speed shifters, not for hipster road bikes

I loathe Buddy Holly glasses, steel ten speeds, droopy bummed pants and welfare cheques. If you have well groomed facial hair and listen to any alternative music that has any banjo licks in it please walk 306 feet off a 300' pier. Remember to let the motion of the ocean allow your face to gently smash into the barnacles in a rhythmic fashion. That sweet soup strainer ought to absorb the impacts for awhile while your nifty knitted beanie soaks up the red life fluid oozing from you. Why all the anger you ask? Maybe someone stole my harmonica, maybe a hipster swept my puppy into their handlebar mounted rattan basket. It really matters not in the grand scheme of things as this is supposed to be a sales pitch for some near new X7 shifters. Included in this sale is the cables shown as well as a pair of brand new ones too because I'm trying to leave the hatred behind.