Fails For Your Friday

Apr 12, 2013 at 0:05
Apr 12, 2013
by Scott Secco  
 
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Balls Crushed By Bikes Landing on Nuts: At what point did this seem like a good idea?
Views: 80,083    Faves: 10    Comments: 77



Rampage Canyon Gap: The fact that he built a new jump there AND actually hit it is pretty impressive. This is basically a win.
Views: 71,658    Faves: 297    Comments: 44



How To Rozjebać NS Bitcha: Walking it off like a champ.
Views: 82,317    Faves: 261    Comments: 81



Superman Face Lander: Looks like he got pretty lucky on this one.
Views: 52,122    Faves: 119    Comments: 20



Dakota Crashes Hard: If you nose case a road gap, you're going to have a bad time.
Views: 60,348    Faves: 116    Comments: 30



Don't Ride Frozen Bridges: Just don't.
Views: 63,506    Faves: 6    Comments: 16



Nose Manual: They're not always fun.
Views: 50,806    Faves: 189    Comments: 42



Hunua 55ft. Stepdown Fails: New Zealand Nationals demanded serious commitment.
Views: 66,828    Faves: 265    Comments: 29



Revenge of the Stepdown: Same stepdown, similar result.
Views: 70,997    Faves: 307    Comments: 28



Me Hitting a Tree in Style: Nice flip.
Views: 73,196    Faves: 324    Comments: 32



Road Gap: Like a young Josh Bender.
Views: 50,997    Faves: 50    Comments: 14



Superman Attempt: This may not have been the best jump to trick.
Views: 51,303    Faves: 116    Comments: 15



My Big Crash at Fod: Buck wild.
Views: 63,822    Faves: 317    Comments: 42



Crash Rules Everything Around Me: The second crash reel. Sometimes watching videos of people landing everything perfectly can get boring. Enjoy
Views: 45,157    Faves: 249    Comments: 26



Did I Hear the Train? Better luck next time Harry.
Views: 55,185    Faves: 224    Comments: 16



Little Kid Bailing Hard: We're happy to report he was ok.
Views: 82,243    Faves: 346    Comments: 77



Thredbo National Round Crash: Knowing you're going to crash - the worst feeling ever.
Views: 45,530    Faves: 85    Comments: 7



Missed the Landing: Almost had it.
Views: 40,375    Faves: 77    Comments: 20



Always Wear a Helmet: We feel bad putting this in but he walked away from it. Wear a helmet.
Views: 46,092    Faves: 189    Comments: 31



Log Jump - Double Crash: Every trail has that one section...
Views: 60,312    Faves: 233    Comments: 41



Biggest BMX Drop Ever: To be honest, this is more of a win since he didn't severely injure himself... the casual walk away is the best part.








Not the best track for an over the bars... EyesdownFilms.tv

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123 Comments

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 That log 'jump' is one of the most pathetic things i've ever seen.
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 AND they both ate shit......... Some people where born to play chess
  • + 35
 i like how you said ''jump'' cause they must get tons of airtime off that
  • + 23
 I know I love how they had setup cameras to record their big stunt... shouldn't laugh at XC riders really but man they were shit!
  • + 38
 Generalizing XC riders as something to laugh at... don't do this
  • + 50
 Can't we just thank them for enriching all our lives?
  • + 10
 this happens tho, you get so tired riding and you and your buddies stumble accross one section. haha I think its great!
  • + 31
 What the hell was with the first video? Some people just don't want to pay for a vasectomy
  • + 38
 Everybody in this place is such a genius. Since when all fails had to be from a 100 feet jump @ rampage? These 2 are provably beginners, most likely All Mountain wannabes by looking at all the gear. So let em' be, they seem to be having a blast..
  • + 24
 the log jump is by far the best, i think everyone who rides can relate to a crash similar to that, just utter chaos, that spirals out of control into something you cant believe you've done, and always have a good laugh
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 "I know I love how they had setup cameras to record their big stunt"
Or maybe it was just one cut of a thousand from a five hour ride they recorded, you don't know that do you?
Just be happy we got something entertaining to watch, no need to be harsh. I'm sure they had a great time and obviously enough sense of humour to upload it.
  • + 13
 i just like the 2nd guy doing the handlebar walk and crashing
  • + 10
 Well I know they setup two cameras for it... Anyway, I know I have had stupid crashes just like that, on little drops or whatever, especially the over the bars with the seat up one plenty of times. And yeah, everyone laughed at me too. Which is to be expected. Because it is fucking funny.
  • + 2
 Man i laught so much watching this...
  • + 1
 Yeah, they seemed to be having fun, though.
  • + 4
 They need 29er
  • + 3
 What the fuck why so harsh i'm sure they know they aren't pros. Respect the dominators.
  • + 1
 those are some cool looking trees tho haha
  • + 4
 More people need to see little kid bailing hard hahaha funniest stuff ever
  • + 2
 hey i've done that before... i think we all have and you know what it was funny the first time i did it and it's funny when they do it, we all derp sometimes we just derp in pairs
  • + 3
 ...two camera angles for that? what a quality edit it could have been if they had only landed that 12 incher....
  • - 11
 Those two guys that did the log jump shout it be called mountain bikers. Shame!!
  • - 9
 Faaaaaaake... Camera under the log?
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  • + 80
 seriosuly pinkbike we need a whips for your wednesday every once in a while!
  • + 36
 And sideways Saturdays for drifts
  • + 13
 and Train Tuesdays for DJ/Pumptrack/DH Trains
  • + 50
 And tits for your 16:30pm!.........yay
  • - 18
 most of the pros on twitter/instagram post tabletop tuesdays, whip it wednesdays, and throwback thursdays. I get my fix there.
  • - 15
 how about titties thursday?
  • + 5
 no no no titty Tuesdays sound much much better...jeez i need a girlfriend...
  • + 2
 I have one, Titties Tuesday doesn't exist.
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  • + 50
 The first one... there is no cure for stupidity.
  • + 20
 Common sense ain't common
  • + 6
 Seeing this i though , is this how people do a sex change.
was a daredevil and now he\she is a hot vixen ?
  • + 5
 Yes there is... Euthanasia!!!
  • + 3
 i cant think of a single good reason for doing what he did. But it did help me laugh, so i guess that counts for somethin
  • + 34
 Well, thats like prevention for further generations of stupids
  • + 3
 haha good point!!! / hahaha muito boa!!!
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 i dont care if that guy crashed on the canyon gap, that thing should be pod. that took some balls of straight steel right there. MAD PROPS!!!!!!!
  • + 30
 How can a video be POD?
  • + 4
 It almost looks like he wasn't even planning on landing it. How did he get off his bike so quickly?
  • + 11
 Maybe one percent of PB members would hit the rampage canyon gap. He came off the bike because his enormous balls got in the way of his seat. No fail.
  • + 1
 I'm not debating his courage. I think it would take even more courage to launch yourself knowing you probably wont land it wheels down, if that's what he did. He def gets points for courage in my book.
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  • + 17
 Really shouldnt watch this before i go riding....
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  • + 13
 That first video... I am so confused...
  • + 6
 brings a whole new meaning to 'bust a nut'...
  • + 10
 some people just cant afford reconstructive gender surgery
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  • + 13
 The bmx drop was awesome, so smooth transition Smile
  • + 3
 I agree -- and the guy was going so big!
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 Log Jump - Double Crash. Everyone on here has done it at some time or another. You just feel stupid for doing it, get up, quick look around to see if you've been seen doing it, jump back on your bike and ride away laughing to yourself on how much of a numpty you've been........
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 First. Rampage Canyon Gap. Does anyone else think wearing sunglasses with full face mask makes you look like a cook?

Second. Rozjebac, that little kids face plant, crash at Fod, hell all of them, really highlight the need for a neck collar. Kids are lucky they can still walk.
  • + 5
 or maybe highlights that you don't need a neck brace?
  • + 8
 Yeah i always wear a full face and sunnys in the kitchen.
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  • + 9
 That last one, worlds biggest BMX drop has got me wondering how on earth didn't matey snap his ancles or at least break something.... SuperTrooper though geddon on him
  • + 8
 And no helmet! No brains, no headache!
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  • + 10
 Crash is not a fail! Crash is halfway to success!
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  • + 9
 How To Rozjebać NS Bitcha hahaha
  • + 2
 jak dla mnie akcja roku rotfl Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
  • + 1
 To co, składamy się po stówce? ;]
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  • + 6
 I know this seems racist but seriously, what is it with Polish people and putting dual crowns on hard tails?!
  • + 4
 cos they are really fucking cool
  • + 5
 Yeah, right up to the point that you snap the headtube and have intimate relations with the floor at 30mph...
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  • + 7
 Lol the 2 New Zealand videos
  • + 8
 laughing at us or with us?
  • + 4
 "Can't break Zerode's ay?"
  • + 1
 was the bolts that snapped. frame is fine. the guy is a young kid and slack on maitenence. any bolt and bearing left in that condition would have snapped
  • + 1
 Not at you, sorry if it came across that way.
  • + 2
 It completely didn't
  • + 3
 Who are you kidding, we're always laughing at NZ! Until we start talking about bike tracks Frown
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 Hunua 55ft StepDown Fails: last guy - not the best time for some breakdancing Wink
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 How To Rozjebać NS Bitcha !!!!!!!!!!!1
Own3d
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  • + 4
 I call the Canyon Gap a win, because he 'just' avoided what could have been a really bad time.
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  • + 3
 Gotta love the picture of the video guy with his broken arm and his "I know how that feels" face looking at the falling rider!
  • + 1
 Haha, I was thinking the same thing when I saw that photo. Major props for whoever took that shot!
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  • + 3
 i think that pb should do a poll to see who is sick of having polls! there is a friggin poll for everything.
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  • + 4
 log jump double crash...hahahahaha i could not stop laughing
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  • + 3
 that nose manual was actually kinda badass, even though he had no intention of doing that, haha
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  • + 3
 I'm sorry, but how did this get missed...?
www.pinkbike.com/video/306279
  • + 41
 Wait, i'm retarded Facepalm
  • + 2
 lol almost more of a win
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  • + 4
 That Polish guy is a champ, walking away from ragdoll to the face, props.
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  • + 1
 Not able to watch the last one as the company I work at blocks Youtube.... :/ .
I think "How To Rozjebać NS Bitcha" took the cake with the bent frame.
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  • + 3
 Why do people put dh forks on dj?
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  • + 1
 To the clever fellow who names the videos: "Revenge of the Stepdown" & "Crash Rules Everything Around Me".... Clap, clap, clap, clap
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  • + 1
 Running around in random circles reciting some weird mantra is the kind of thing I do après crash too.
Superman face lander and Log crash are total class.
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  • + 1
 Kinda scary to see that one of the worst crashes happened just hitting an off camber section - i.e. it can happen to all of us, not just those doing Rampage size stuff..
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  • + 3
 Fails for your Friday. - Making everyone's Friday even better...
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  • + 2
 No feet nose manual. Almost held it too. So close.
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  • + 1
 In the last photo, the camera shooter in the back ground already try this trick...
and broke his shoulder;...
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  • + 1
 Hunua stepdown, the guy with the headcam is about to land his Kona Operator on the dudes back....
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  • + 1
 is it just me or is that dude crashing in the pic look like he is gunna end up like the photographer in the background?
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 21 Reminders to wear a neck brace!
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  • + 2
 Shame that lad couldn't hold that nose manual, would of looked sick.
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  • + 1
 That reminds me. I need to through a few shovels of mud on my jump before I'm on here
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  • + 2
 looks like a snapped wrist on the fod crash!
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  • + 1
 At least there's a chance the guy in the first video won't be able to reproduce...
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  • + 1
 Is it just me or does the dude in the first video sound a little special? His "accent" hahaha
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  • + 1
 there is crazy, "roias" hahah
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  • + 0
 this one...skip to 2:28...SHIIIIITTTTTT!!!! mpora.com/videos/AAdfk4on0lyl
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  • + 1
 there are so many good ones... i cant pick
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  • + 1
 BMX drop is insane, and the log jump was hysterically funny.
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  • + 0
 really?? crash video on Friday? hahahaha that was supposed to be on Mondays no?
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  • + 2
 the tree flip, wow!
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  • + 1
 Balls crush is the most stupid thing i have seen in a while
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  • + 1
 So many genius moments...
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  • + 1
 I'm the DareDevil and i've got the fucking balls of steel....
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  • + 1
 BMX drop and no helmet? crazy kids
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  • + 1
 So many groans...
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  • + 1
 Where's Conor ?
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  • + 1
 where's gooseman?!?
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  • + 1
 Bikers are geniuses Wink
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