Fails For Your Friday

Oct 26, 2012 at 0:05
Oct 26, 2012
by Scott Secco
 
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CALLED IT: Gooseman Dun Goofed.
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Whistler Sidetrack drop crash - David Davis: David's attempt at the Sidetrack Drop, came up about half a foot too short. Surprisingly, he walked away unharmed
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How to Break Your Hand in 7 Places with Dylan Hunter: Comin' in way too hot into the gravel - and over-shooting like a baws.
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The Tree Felled Rob: Rob didn't fell the tree, the tree felled Rob.
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Frontie to Death: At least he got redemption.
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Fail Flip: Josh struggled with the backflip. He was fine after,
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Spanish hucking with Sam Dale: Check out some hucking, manc style. Shot in Malaga, Spain, with RoostDH.
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Harris crashing: Tried to do a cross, but...
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Joe Smith - Leap frogging at Fort William: 0:30 seconds. Watch Joe Smith as he takes time out from riding at Fort William to engage in an old British Schoolyard past time.
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Off the North Shore: Day 2 at Nesbyen Freeride Camp 2012. Looks like it went well.
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Kevin vs. Tree: BOOM! Well done to Splurge for keeping a 'cool' head while filming. No serious injuries.
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Daryl Brown Bunnyhop FAIL: Daryl Brown at 26trix Bunnyhop contest.
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Conor Crushing his Ankle with his Bike: Watch his back wheel.
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Brad Hitting a Tree: There's swearing in this one, but he hit pretty hard so it's probably excusable.
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Comin' In Hot: Goose man almost touches the landing.
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Mark My Word Drop: Looks like he marked something...
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Tire go BOOM: Tom over-rotates and sets off a round in the quarry.
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Crash Landing in Trees: Luke and Caleb riding Dopamine.... Caleb gets up close and personal with the shrubbery.
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Colin Ross - Rosco Lines tree crash: Smashing into a tree during a video shoot. Full Video.


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Commentary: *Disclaimer: Contains explicit words... a lot of them!




Sam Pilgrim isn t a fan of this event. I hate Rampage was his tweet soon after the event. Can you blame the guy when your second wrong goes horribly awry Huge over the bars is an understatement. Sam walked away though and will be partying hard this evening. Tough Kid.

Title Photo by: Fraser Britton

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117 Comments

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flag krippler720 (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:28)
 We all learned a valuable lesson today.... Tree's don't say sorry, they just sit there looking down, silently judging and saying- "really? ...been here all day, hello!" haha those sunsabeaches.
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flag marra84 (Oct 26, 2012 at 2:37)
 This is the funniest comment I've ever red..You are the kind dude Smile
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flag bigtim (Oct 26, 2012 at 2:38)
 Yeah... tree's are evil.... let's start a petition to get all trees wrapped in foam and bubble wrap.
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flag spoonyman (Oct 26, 2012 at 7:08)
 I can't be-leaf that no one has picked up on 'sunsabeaches' Sweet pun.
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flag baca262 (Oct 26, 2012 at 7:15)
 i don't usually hit trees, but when i do, i knock myself out cold and break my scaphoid.
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flag tmanb3 (Oct 26, 2012 at 8:46)
 theres a tree at my trail that is extremely stubborn and refuses to get of the landing of our drop..
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flag willderness (Oct 26, 2012 at 9:25)
 "What did you hit?"
"A tree"
"What hurts?"
"Everything"
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flag thinkbike (Oct 26, 2012 at 15:07)
 I vote for Pilgrim... cuz pros know how to REALLY crash.
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flag dmadness (Oct 26, 2012 at 17:04)
 yeah I would have easily given it to pilgrim.
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flag reverend (Oct 28, 2012 at 20:58)
 Shouldn't the last word in the initial post be sonsabeeches?
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flag huwey (Oct 26, 2012 at 3:01)
 I still think that we should get to vote on the best (worst) crash and the winner gets a new helmet and protection gear!
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flag tmanb3 (Oct 26, 2012 at 8:48)
 or some morphine..
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flag tmanb3 (Nov 7, 2012 at 12:49)
 Smile
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flag warhorsey (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:13)
 Haha. Now at 12:13 in the morning, I dig this. Can we expect more Fail Fridays?
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flag thewelshmtbstig (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:22)
 they had to use a picture of pilgrim didnt they! Smile
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flag Chamakazi (Oct 26, 2012 at 4:03)
 well he is flying through the air upside down doing a no hander on a 45 degree slope at mach 4
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flag Kinc (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:16)
 no, the broken hand, just NO!
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flag Tomarse (Oct 26, 2012 at 4:30)
 I knew I shouldn't have watched that one! I might have to tape my hands up like mittens now!
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flag tanner-greiner (Oct 26, 2012 at 6:36)
 Did you see his pinkey? Soo gnarly
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flag stever (Oct 26, 2012 at 8:04)
 I can just imagine him talking to his doctor or mother, "I don't know what happened. I was just riding along.....".
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flag bigdan30 (Oct 26, 2012 at 8:27)
 I did the same thing to my middle finger. i'd like to say it was from overshooting a jump or fighting a bear, but it was unfortunately from getting towed behind a bike on a pair of rollerblades. never again.
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flag Stevelol (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:38)
 Never seen Fail Friday before, it's brilliant! I love the commentary, that guy's a legend, "there was a few hairy parts in there that scared me!", I bet.
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flag KevinMcCloud (Oct 26, 2012 at 2:10)
 He reminds me of a cross between Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind and Brick! The section at around 43-55 seconds nearly had me crying laughing. "I crashed." - "Edit that part out when we make this video." - "Fine, don't stop!" - "You just let one go didn't ya?....Yep." Hahaha!
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flag BDKR (Oct 26, 2012 at 20:38)
 Commentary is the best one by far!
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flag Trailmaster12 (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:10)
 Make this every friday!
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flag Old-Man-Eggy (Oct 26, 2012 at 5:15)
 Just watched these whilst sitting on the crapper. When that guy hit the tree in the first one I shouted "Jesus f*coin Christ" at the top of my voice. My neighbors probably think I'm having some kind of episode in here lol. I almost feel like popping next door to apologize and let them see the bid for themselves.
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flag MP29 (Oct 26, 2012 at 4:00)
 Brad hitting a tree.
" What did you hit? - The tree."
Omg, i had to laugh so hard.
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flag bjorntsc (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:24)
 Luke has two crashes in one "Fails For Your Friday"!!!!!
CALLED IT: Gooseman Dun Goof'd.
Comin' In Hot: Goose man almost touches the landing.
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flag iggys Plus (Oct 26, 2012 at 8:34)
 HAHHAhHAhahAH
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flag EZobz (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:47)
 These make me wish someone had filmed me braking my bike in half on a step-up...
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flag geneva (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:53)
 Omg!!! Fails for our Friday, I love
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flag pigman65 (Oct 26, 2012 at 6:35)
 Jastin Mullan- "What the fuccccckkkkkkk,i'm not f*cking riding down that !",he sounds a bit like Homer on Laughing gas !
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flag TheCastlemaineCrew (Oct 29, 2012 at 18:43)
 on the voting thing, the video "crash into tree" has 981 votes.. but i cant actually find that video .. theres heaps of vids of people crashing into trees here.. "brad crashing into tree" and "kevin vs tree" but can someone send me the link for the "crash into tree" video cause i cant seem to find it and its the most popular Smile cheers
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flag DHDH (Oct 30, 2012 at 13:56)
 The crashes were entertaining but what I saw for most of these instead of pure fails, were guys going for it. Sure, you can say that it's a fail to pull off what you're doing (and the level of humour), but at least they went for it. Progression comes from pushing beyond what you normally can do or feel comfortable doing.

That being said, I have my pick. Thanks for the cringing/chuckles, all who found the dirt.
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flag The-Medic (Oct 27, 2012 at 20:18)
 We paramedics thank you all for your support... and wish you a speedy recovery of course (FYI that's a little EMS humor and not intended to lessen the worry we all have for the safety of any person). It's so funny how to the "outside world" all they see in videos or commercials is guys landing these amazing tricks when in reality that's like a "1% of riding going on" thing and there are tons of pro and non-pro riders alike out there breaking themselves off all for the love of riding daily. Quick healing to all these folks, I've been there.

I'm suprprised there wasn't a vid entitled "just one more try". or "one more run"... that was always the "words of death" when I lived/worked up n Mt. Hood... last run through the park after a wonderfull day, you're tired and then next thing you know a guy like me is standing over you asking "how many fingers am I holding up???" Ahh the things we do to get our hearts pumping and eperience that feeling of joy when we DONT have a big stack aye Wink
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flag randybadger (Oct 26, 2012 at 3:44)
 Apart from going big(which i dont really) these all read like a checklist of my biking incidents. Fingers, trees nose dives, plain old random crashes.
Perhaps i should retire. Im off more than on Smile
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flag sam264 (Oct 26, 2012 at 7:03)
 Yes Kev, repping Bangor University Mountain Bike Club there on video number 12, like a bawss.
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flag davehayz93 (Oct 28, 2012 at 13:17)
 If his boobs hit the tree he could of sustained less injury!
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flag WildandFree101 (Oct 26, 2012 at 7:45)
 I have the feeling I'm going to be holding my pinkies awkwardly the whole day. *shudder* I.should.not.have.watched.it
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flag djaphoto (Oct 26, 2012 at 10:17)
 Trying to get intimate with a tree and being given the bounce lol - http://www.pinkbike.com/video/274353/
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flag dans160 (Oct 27, 2012 at 2:24)
 I once bailed to avoid hitting a tree. I hit the tree and the bike sailed right on past it. I nearly fainted from the pain.
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flag larryssman7 (Oct 26, 2012 at 17:14)
 i wish i had a gopro so that i could of filmed my crash in which i broke my collarbone. the whole 10min after would be explicit for sure...
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flag sngltrkmnd (Oct 26, 2012 at 10:29)
 I've never seen anyone hit that Sidetrack drop. Daaaayum. The one AFTER it is the real bitch. Anyone have video of THAT?
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flag nickrace17 (Oct 26, 2012 at 12:00)
 Its not even possible now, they have planted trees on the landing so nobody tries it.
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flag sngltrkmnd (Nov 4, 2012 at 18:14)
 Thanks @nickrace17.
I have a feeling that second drop was photographed and made it into BIKE about 5 years ago. It seems like it was Schley that had hit it. Having now walked to the lip of the drop, I have to think the photog was in a helicopter. That drop is totally nuts. But then fastforward this very week, and the Sequence on the home page is of Doerfling hitting something even bigger. Rad.
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flag daSteff (Oct 26, 2012 at 10:15)
 here i am performing at my best. 2008, my first season, I owned that BigHit for 3 weeks. hahaa Smile youtu.be/xKvMYZ1kAPc
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flag PHeller (Oct 26, 2012 at 7:57)
 Can we an idea of the injuries sustained in the description of each video? That way I don't feel so bad laughing.
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flag Pikasam (Oct 26, 2012 at 7:31)
 Flip to faceplant ... awesome. Joe Smith's crash was the best - styling, styling ... not styling ...
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flag Schy (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:31)
 I was waiting forever for another Fails for your Friday!
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flag joe-swann (Oct 26, 2012 at 1:14)
 this is a mint feature. every week please! Smile
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flag phat (Oct 26, 2012 at 7:35)
 Kevin vs Tree was about 6 inches from being a quadriplegic !!
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flag sam264 (Oct 26, 2012 at 8:24)
 it's fine, he's already pretty special Wink
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flag The-Medic (Oct 27, 2012 at 20:24)
 @phat: Yes, or death... I lost a great, life long buddy a few years back after he got ejected from a sno-mo and did nearly the same thing into a tree (no neck brace, but did have a FF helmet on) while trail riding back to a fairly famous back-country lodge... He's no longer with us. RIP Shane...
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flag sam264 (Oct 27, 2012 at 20:46)
 sorry to hear that, i guess these things happen in this sport. At least he was doing what he loved.
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flag The-Medic (Oct 27, 2012 at 22:24)
 Yep... thats pretty much the only way to look at it aye... You can either wallow in losing someone or be happy that you had them in your life at all. Cheers.
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flag alexandrelocks (Oct 26, 2012 at 22:05)
 Fall is not good, much less injuries, but that's all part of mountainbike, unfortunately.
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flag Bikerhasi (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:33)
 The first is...damm no words for that.
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flag Harry-hislop (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:09)
 Good to see this again
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flag ryanharozero (Oct 26, 2012 at 8:39)
 if you liked the comments video, check out this one of comments from a critical mass ride and freeride session before. pretty funny

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zwPNWk-3028
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flag jacK428 (Oct 26, 2012 at 2:19)
 I liked the comentary vid! That was funny!
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flag fenderdude345 Plus (Oct 26, 2012 at 10:31)
 Haha "Dude what did you hit? A tree. What hurts? Everything"
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flag NAPALMJEFF (Oct 26, 2012 at 13:15)
 everyone a jem but not good to watch before you go riding
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flag tylergav12 (Oct 26, 2012 at 13:51)
 what did you hit?
"the tree"

what hurts?
"everything"

HAHAHAHA!!!
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flag TAridingMTB (Oct 26, 2012 at 15:02)
 For any fans of the Tree Felling Rob, check out my FB page;

www.facebook,com/flatoutfilms
www.flatoutfilms.co.uk
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flag grayoallan (Oct 26, 2012 at 6:32)
 "Dude, you hit the jump perfect - it was just the landing..." brilliant!
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flag ginger-wheels (Oct 26, 2012 at 19:56)
 I broke my finger like dylan last year. Immediately snapped it back into place which is when it really starts to hurt
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flag balog (Oct 26, 2012 at 5:18)
 Now it´s my turn! www.pinkbike.com/video/275497
This is me... screwing my race run up!
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flag gaud (Oct 26, 2012 at 7:43)
 i think mine is funny as well
www.pinkbike.com/video/273586
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flag johndhill (Oct 27, 2012 at 10:43)
 guys pilgrim isnt really crashing.... he showing us how many push-ups he can do under his bike
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flag nvb101 (Oct 27, 2012 at 3:02)
 Just laughed my ass off watching these . But realized how lucky we are when we walk away from big crashes
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flag horselips12 (Oct 26, 2012 at 5:18)
 need more gooseman failisodes
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flag DrJean (Oct 26, 2012 at 13:58)
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flag bikerfou18 (Oct 28, 2012 at 14:09)
 Watch my firend Kiss a Tree : www.pinkbike.com/video/273586
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flag racerfacer (Oct 28, 2012 at 16:12)
 this did not make me stoked to ride my bike
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flag Kevin-E (Oct 30, 2012 at 10:16)
 Could have gone my whole life without seeing that guys finger
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flag SandersB (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:27)
 WTF ?!?!?! Gunshot....I guess i didn't make it.
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flag DrJean (Oct 26, 2012 at 14:03)
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flag EnduroManiac (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:30)
 Aouch. Hurts!
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flag maxram7 (Oct 26, 2012 at 11:31)
 @comment I never knew someone could say f*ck so many times in one vid LoL
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flag solocoyote (Oct 27, 2012 at 13:02)
 LOL "Can you get my shoe" classic fail line.
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flag brisa-boy (Oct 26, 2012 at 15:53)
 aw man!.............AWWWWWWWW MAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN! LOL
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flag psychopete13 (Oct 26, 2012 at 15:34)
 Good to see Canyons resort in UT represent!!! (Broken Hand in 7 Places)
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flag one-sketchy-mexican (Oct 28, 2012 at 0:59)
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flag kwilliams420 (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:39)
 I had to stay up late to watch all these, but was well worth it.
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flag mordaerca (Oct 26, 2012 at 5:42)
 SODA na rampage !!!
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flag RatHunter83 (Oct 26, 2012 at 6:20)
 love this segment! MORE!!!!!!
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flag finnrambo (Oct 26, 2012 at 1:15)
 YES! I love these things! stoked as shit to have them back!
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flag dhsokk (Oct 26, 2012 at 5:24)
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flag pigman65 (Oct 26, 2012 at 12:38)
 that's rubbish
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flag JojoHD (Oct 26, 2012 at 5:22)
 Sam Pilgrims picture is the best of this thread! Did he hurt?
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flag hempinio (Oct 26, 2012 at 1:53)
 Love It I want more !! Big Grin
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flag DRodrigues (Oct 26, 2012 at 4:44)
 Kevin vs tree - any one else see the squirrel running for his life.
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flag pigman65 (Oct 26, 2012 at 1:31)
 I only got through the first six,omg i'm laughing so much !
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flag slc-ripper (Oct 26, 2012 at 7:10)
 THat broken hand was...holy crap...ow.
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flag badbadleroybrown (Oct 26, 2012 at 1:15)
 1st video... did he call out for his mum after he hit the tree?
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flag papardelas (Oct 26, 2012 at 2:52)
 he's obviously a rastafarian calling out his man
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flag alex02 (Oct 26, 2012 at 3:20)
 i would off looks painful
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flag chazzbiker98 (Oct 26, 2012 at 1:00)
 Haha,the last one was so funny!!!
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flag Perel (Oct 26, 2012 at 10:22)
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flag pigman65 (Oct 26, 2012 at 12:40)
 wear a helmet
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flag Gawdodirt (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:51)
 Wheres the "Im dying" video?
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flag m07mmukh (Oct 26, 2012 at 8:41)
 dude what you hit?
A f*ckING TREE!!
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flag chris345 (Oct 26, 2012 at 9:00)
 hahaha! i love watching these!
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flag kurt-heering (Oct 26, 2012 at 8:18)
 why was this not there??
www.pinkbike.com/video/279233
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flag JakeMness (Oct 26, 2012 at 1:10)
 This needs to be a weekly occurrence.
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flag Bryan-S (Oct 26, 2012 at 1:38)
 Good stuff!!
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flag GeorgeDP (Nov 8, 2012 at 9:13)
 o ya man that hurt
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flag probike87 (Oct 31, 2012 at 14:50)
 Huge Epic Fails, ouch!!
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flag ogur (Oct 26, 2012 at 4:12)
 good job pb Wink
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flag lseagram (Oct 26, 2012 at 13:55)
 Hitting trees isn't fun.
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flag Pkennedy (Oct 26, 2012 at 11:05)
 tree's are ball killers
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flag RozdzieleDH (Oct 26, 2012 at 9:19)
 ooo kurwa
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flag DylanHunter (Oct 26, 2012 at 18:08)
 haha YES!
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flag raymond-george (Oct 28, 2012 at 0:09)
 5th place woohoo!!
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flag davehayz93 (Oct 26, 2012 at 0:11)
 Fails? More like epic fails!!
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flag musickingiv (Oct 26, 2012 at 4:36)
 I 3 Pinkbike
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