Lights flash, timers whir and dials are maxed-out as the Crankworx media control tower prepares for an intense day of racing. Serious, stern, official racing. With no let up...for some perhaps.
Gattojamming... up top.
First racer for the pro woman's category, Kirby Mclean.
Marcelo Gutierrez peacefully scoping lines off Heckle Rock in the am practice. A far, farrrr cry from its appearance later on.
Flying over on the lift two hours later... expect to get heckled for being a loner/rental rider/girl/bad dresser/nerd/fatty/pro/human being.
Sick Mick Hannah stylin' a mid practice whip for shits and grins.
Micayla Gatto on the top section of the course. She gave it her all, but had to settle for fourth.
Pugin getting epic up high headed for third
A sure sign of the banter to come at the heckle station...
Claire Buchar racing her way to a second place for pro woman.
Course side nuggets... It's not just for the bears lurking on Whistler mountain.
The winner for the Pro Women: Emmeline Ragot. Ragot's definitely on fire right now, and the momentum from here may well carry her to a third World Title in South Africa in 2 weeks.
Mark Wallace, putting on a clinic for the chair lift lurkers.
A big rock with mass of unbelievably excited people on top. And a totally unexpected rider... every 30 seconds.
...with some basic house rules.
Barreling towards the sound of heckle. Scary as shit.
Can you hear me now ? Apparently they haven't heard him yet.
Not everyone's racing for first in the Pro men's field: Hawaiian shirt, random shorts, and stopping for a chat with the hecklers.
Flipping the bird in total silence...one of the most intimidating heckle methods for lift users. All those poor, innocent, unsuspecting families.
The heckled heckling back. This racer pulled over mid-run, pulled out a beer and sprayed the hecklers. Take that!
Robert Fraser from Pickering Ontario, getting the all-star heckle treatment.
Not too many spots left for hecklers on the actual rock itself... Now the sprawl covers at least 5 acres of woodland. Luke Strobel wades through the skin.
Strobel pinning on through a split second later.
George Brannigan getting loose mid way down the track.
Meanwhile..... Please contact us immediately if you can identify this man, the most intense heckler sighted in 10 years of Crankworx. There is presumably a bounty on his head, and if not he's getting a marketing position.
Mmmmm drop.
Professional kiwi bicycle athlete, Matt Walker, coming in hot, fully compressing and almost OTB on his way into the funnel section. He rode it out like a champ.
'McGrady' Walker gets congratulated for polishing off whatever that liquid was exactly.
Switch to camera 5! I want a close up on the beer bong before we go to that guy in the bra.
Birthday boy Eddie Masters taking a quick pit stop to pound some booze and grab some boobs.
He got a royal reception from the mob that went on a little too long considering the rider spacing. Tippie was the first to notice.
Colombia rolling hard.
MANGINA overhead! Still censored even though I guess there's nothing on show.
Letting it all hang out on race day is a Crankworx tradition. Some take it a little too literally.
Focus... focus... focus... Not sure who's more focused: GoPro boy or the guy with the best name in gravity racing: Nick Beer.
Certain riders were losing a lot of time in this section. The ground was extremely tacky and presumably running a little slow. Mitch Delfs, pictured, is thought to have used a little too much brake just before the rock roll, which cost his race run dearly.
An Evil Undead zombie looking for brains...and trackside liquor.
Tippie whispering sweet nothings to the crowd, clearly feeling a little bit down and not at all in the mood for partying, fun or jokes...naaat. Actually he brought along Pinkbike girls Sylvia and Eimanne to treat the heckle-lads on the tenth year anniversary. Thanks be to the 'director of good times' as he assures us his wife calls him.
Delfs also suffered some severe arm pump and had no choice but to try and fettle the situation with some 'worm' action before continuing.
Nothing like smashing through a swath of sex and booze, while racing your ass off. Not your average DH race. Dan Sheridan getting the Canuck treatment at the Canadian Open DH.
Tippie checking up on Bryceland's strict hydration regime thought to be a secret isotonic formula of some kind.
If you chant loud enough it will happen.... heckle rock mentality prospers. But you, the Pinkbike viewer at home, only get to see half the action cos of that guys arm. And half of you at home are likely to be disinterested females. So you'll have to make do with these 1/4 boobs (also censored).
We have every confidence that the UCI, in seeing these powerful images, will have no choice but to fund a heckle army to travel to all world cup venues as ambassadors of race atmosphere henceforth.
Loic Bruni blowing steam...
...and sailing into a third place finish.
Some people over cooked the heckle-beers. This didn't end too well, poor guy cut his head pretty badly and was gravel-rashed to bits. He'll be feeling it tomorrow... get well soon pal.
Blenki buckling down and earning his $3,000 CDN.
The masses still baying for flesh of some description with one rider to go...
The wait with Stevie 'chainsaw' Smith on track got the people amped that little bit extra. As if that was possible.
"No shirts on the rock!"..."No shirts on the rock!" Just one more time.
Sir Stevie dropping into the heckle. Still taking the win after casing the ending jump, and bouncing off a few trees.
Coming in hot turkey. Stevie Smith rebounding his way to victory at the Canadian Open.
Stevie Smith. Winner!
Mick Hannah and Sam Blenkinsop 2nd and 3rd in command.
Ragot with the big check: $5k. "Drinks on you, Emmeline?" "No! I need this for my house!" Smart girl...
Stevie Smith, always one to get a shot for his fans.
Jack, last time I checked Crankworx was in Whistler, Canada and PB was Canadian site. Call me crazy but there might, just might, be a bias towards CDN riders. Suck it up, princess.
@Hankbrowne- well the photos dont really show it, but there was alot of females up there, i saw many pairs of titties get flashed. just gotta be there to get the full experience bro.
Racist? You need to look up the definition of that word, pronto. A quarter of my family lives in England, but Jack was just whinging. Would I go to Dirt's website and whinge about the lack of CDN riders in the pics? No. Why? 'Cause that would be whinging.
I need someone else to bring a chainsaw next year!!! Best party ive been at.... And thanks everyone for getting that stoked on the chainsaw!!! It will be here next year aswell!!!
Seems like a lot of fun. Good to see that everybody takes the race weekend serious That's why i love this sport so much. Sporty Jogs not allowed!! PARTY ON!!
Neither would anyone else in any category, whether it be womens or mens elite, junior, open, veteran... if they were in the same category as steve, mick and sam. Im not pretending mate, im a firm believer in equal rights no matter what the circumstances.
Just make the prize money a x% of the entry fees for that class, then there is not so called sexism. When the depth of talent and numbers are as great as the mens feild, the women will deserve the same money. Tennis is the same prize money for both, but the men play best of five sets, women play best of three sets... sexist against the men in that regard - more work same money!!
The rock looked like a good spot for a few explosions! This is the same reason why I don't like ANY pro sports. Bunches of losers with nothing better to do.
DANG... i feel better now
GO RIDE A BIKE
Naked man contest has been transplanted from West Hollywood and it's sister city Venice Beach to Whistler. I guess if you swing that way in Canada, bully for ya eek; o
Someone alert the UN, apparently they don't have sun in Canadia! Look at all dem pasty frs. Also wtf @ the dudes having bigger tits than the one girl in attendance.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bSWt0ji3yw
heres some video ive found from this yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V5aJmwZOzA
www.flickr.com/photos/randomsaint/sets/72157635037468812
www.pinkbike.com/photo/9986334
www.pinkbike.com/photo/9986337
www.pinkbike.com/photo/9988678
There is no going back for HF, it will only get worse (better) and worse each year.
More boobs, more chainsaws, more awesome.
Was there any inflatables there this year?
www.pinkbike.com/photo/9988672
The dare is set!!!!!!!
Here is the replay of the whole event.