Video: I'm Faster Than You

Mar 25, 2013 at 15:10
Mar 25, 2013
by Tyler Maine  
 
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 ladies and gentleman please hold your orgasms
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 dafuk did i just watch?!..........
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 I'm glad i kept off the sound..
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 uve just witnessed some FUNNY ASS SHIT. i went to specialized cuz gwin did too. hahaha i loved
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 i need to meet this man and shake his hand! thank you for this video!
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 This stuff is GOLD. I laughed so hard at some of the lines.
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 why is my video only 5 seconds long? ---fixed
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 So awesome Matt. Keep up the good work!
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 "im faster than you"
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 This guy is my new idol!
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 Only just noticed Wade Simmons at the back of the bike shop drinking beer once I watched it a second time. Haha.
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 That vid was kindda slow thou
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 Im faster than you, nana boo boo stick your head in doo doo.
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 @ilovemtnbiking: That will be on daniel tosh's grave: "I was better than you, nah nah na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo."
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 such an awesome video. haha can definatley relate to some of my riding buddys haha
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 hahah. vanderham was not impressed.
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 Jon Lajoie style is back
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 sad part is.. some peeps really carry this attitude !
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 "Got 8 inches in my rear but no homo"
Made me laugh!
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 @rabey101: I would like to meet this man as well, but not so sure about shaking his hand.
@mattdennison: No,we don't have to hold them, he's faster than us remember?
@clubscustomdesigns: back "up in this bitch" (as he would say)
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 this explains why alot are faster than me.
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 THis is HILARIOUS... Loved it... And all the dinks saying they are faster then him actually are him... HAHAHAHA!
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 One T niners are super cool...... Just kidding they are really gay..... absalute quality hahaha
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 the guy at 1:35 looks a bit like Thomas Vanderham! Is it him? Swear I recognise him.
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 nnooooo its ben affleck
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 It's always Ben Affleck
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 He's in the Troy Lee womens gear at the end in the shop, you sure about no homo? Wink
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 I think his comment was one of the best i have ever seen.
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 Pretty much called out 75% of the people on this website.
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 exactly what i was thinking man... this dude deserves a medal...
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 Yep , this made me think of a few people I have met.
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 Makes me think of a lot of people I haven't met!
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 or at least 75% of people up at Whistler... gold.
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 More like 97%, according to RockShox...
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 I'm one of those people.
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 Hey, so what, it's not my fault I'm awesome.
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 lol @WildStyle I was wondering if they recognised this fact...
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 I'm famous ! He's talking about me !
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 "29ers are super cool, just kidding they are supper gay" Line of the century right there.
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 8inch in rear ................................................................ no homo
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 "I dont wear pads, i only wear a neck brace" hahaha so true
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 I wear knee pads and a neck brace, does that mean I'm still one of those annoying kids!?!
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 helmet first. gloves, then bow pads. the neck brace kids needed a calling out
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 i hardly ever hit my shins or legs on anything so i dont wear pads but i wear a neck brace cuz i broke my neck last august so i guess thats me...? i dont know tho, i dont have any semi pro friends or a crazy loud racing kit.

either way this is easily one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time.
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 kneepads, leatt, helmet. done thats all you'll ever need
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 i keep the knee/shin pads in my truck in case im feeling scared basically. or if im going to be trying something new.
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 i guess everybody falls different. my right elbow is so bad i almost have to wear an elbow pad to work lol. my right hip is getting that way too, i honestly could ride only with a right elbow, right hip, and helmet. some people might be more prone to neck injuries but ide say for the most part the full face, goggles and brace only thing is just a style trend
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 I love roosting Homos like this with my ancient bike and helmet and full Dainese (circa 1999) kit. I have been riding Bromont longer than most have been alive!
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 erikson you must just torpedo every time you eject then lol
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 i wear a neck brace because i dont want to break my neck not because it looks "cool"
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 you're a rare breed bro
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 No one answered me! I just got pos props! What kind of answer is that?!
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 "I'm faster than you" TEE-shirts please! With every single known MTB sponser on the opposite side... And a big fat PB at the bottom. I'd rock it.
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 someone with a silk screen please make this happen!!!
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 Make sure shimano
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 *make sure Shimano and SRAM are next to each other. Along with redbull monster and rock star all side by side
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 I'll rock it for sure!
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 You'd have to put it on the back of the tee-shirt, only way for people to see the message.
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 How 'bout something simple like "Ifty" Or you could yell it "IFTY". Capt Kirk it: "I.F.T.Y."
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 HAHAHA there are no words to describe how awesome this video is!!!!
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 IFHT are so awesome!
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 This would be hilarious if it weren't a direct rip-off of this video: m.youtube.com/watch?v=_aZPmlLKbA8 They even used lines that were almost identical. Neg me all you want, but I have to give them almost a 0 for creativity.
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 It reminded me of the roadie version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn29DvMITu4
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 except he had a lot more material to work with. Who'd have thought we'd be such a cheesy group!
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 thank you captain obvious/ninjatarian!
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 if we can't all laugh at ourselves, we are a collective fail. I think we all see bits of ourselves and our friends (DH'ers) in this and we just lol. if not, you is too serious brah, and need to take up fishing or something
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 Well, im sitting here, in the dark, in front of my Macbook Pro, in my boxers and neck brace and brand new camelbak (tinman silverWink ) with my TLD tattoos (on my neck) and my full sleeve and this movie stoked me out bros, I mean it was killer, it was the bomb bras. The rappin was so dialled, it was just sooo trick, coolio, the bombdigity, so badass its not even funny, more than dope. Right fu@k this im off to shred my sweet local trails, theyre so choice in the dark and who needs lights when you got the skills right, but after ive filled my pack with redbull that is. LATERS!
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 aerodynamic fins on my gopro.. so doing that!!
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 Why did he go to Ben Affleck's house?
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 thats vanderham haha, hes just shruggin him off
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 Wade Simmons at 2:25 too!
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 Making fun of 90% of Pinkbike users on Pinkbike...priceless.
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 90 is a bit high but yeah still Razz
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 I was low-balling.
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 Somewhere in that vid is 100% of us! You won't agree if you can't laugh at yourself and the rest of us silly humans.
And I am sooo putting my RedBull in my sleeve from now on.
Awesome vid!
Loved the beers being downed on cue!
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 Not me, I absolutely suck! I rode my DH bike one in two years :/ im so slow they make me follow the girls. ...ok you got me, i do have trouble staying on the trail so I do make my own lines. Just happy to know that i fit in Smile
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 I definitley have that neon TLD jersey and shorts...anybody want to buy it? Cheap?
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 hahaha getting Vanderham tolddd :')
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 I chuckled
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 Anyone with a sense will love this! Rest of you... double meh!
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 "gwin went to specialized so i do too" ha ha that's realy reprensent kids of today!
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 not in this today man.
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 30psi in my minions i don't care about your opinion! I'm after one of them troylee ruckus tops in blue and yellow! anyone?
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 i got it in the blue and orange, love it!! get them pretty much anywhere tbh
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 I almost wanted to see a few seconds of him absolutely shredding at the end.
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 Wanted to see a kid with a basket on the handle bars school him!
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 yea thats what i was expecting. or like someone on a hardtail
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 29ers are super cool.... Just kidding they are super gay. he didn't even bother making it rhyme.
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 technically speaking, it rhymes!!!
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 I needed a good laugh today....thanks!!! Reminds me of all those side track rippers. mom and dad paid for the new bike and it looks fast , but their slow as....but they think they're fast LOL...awesome vid......
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 10 times funnier than I thought it was going to be! Well played
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 this is brilliant! Big Grin
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 Damn I needed that! Was prepn for another reminder of how I suck when I realized this is supposed to be fun. Huge thanks and big ole props for a hillarious vid!
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 Crap....hes obviously faster than me
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 I love how bad the cool kids all took this video. Quick question. If this video upset you were you also upset by Rockshox recently?
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 Actually I quite enjoyed this video, yet I wasn't a big fan of the RS announcements recently. I mean, I like RS, but it feels just weird. This was straightforward enough, but maybe it's just my lack of proper english just making me feel about it that way.
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 ok so i clearly missed something. what did rockshox announce?
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 RS said we weren't fast enough for their rear shock and PB became a kicked hornets nest.
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 There's little difference between riders getting upset and riders getting set up by Rockshox. Guess this video is about the first category.
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 Yep that is awesome
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 OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA AAAHHH shitBig Grin Fantastic!!!!! sharing this on facebook. Thanks for the best laugh and killer song to listen to before I take off the over the line. LOL Thanks man
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 All the gear and no idea!!
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 All the kit and full of shit !!
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 can I play too? I'm faster than you!!!
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 This is pure comedy. Funny that some people also feel attacked ... Loving this kind of humor ... 29 is gay ... haha lol
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 Pure awesomeness!
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 That was AWESOME! Funny on so many levels. I'm going to have this track running through my head every time I see a poser with 5K worth of bike rolling or the kid riding the sidewalk on a scooter sporting a full face and goggles. Nice work.
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 I wanna see him ride..
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 He's usually behind the lens. ex: vimeo.com/59089828
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 The Weird Al Yankovic of Mountain Biking....Pretty funny!
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 I try ,i fight,but i could not resist any more to said the true in my mind.
My horse had saw the video(the laptop of a rider was left open near him ) and when he saw the sensual dance and movements like a belly dancer from Matt and his tender voice he starts to tryin to mate with the laptop and neigh/whinnying like when he saws a mare that he likes.It seems a strange behavior from him to everone in the field but it was the efect from the clip on him.
So Matt are you faster than my Horse ?(Triger)Sure you are ,if you want to keep your bass voice.Ride safe,fast on the pedals and away from Triger if he is nearby .
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 Omg ... Just gonna go for a ride brb
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 Same Dead Horse
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 For sale:

Troy lee ruckus size medium blue and flo yellow

Also

Troy lee moto shorts flo yellow.
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 nothing less than awesome
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 Dont no if its silly, or jus funny bad ass that i dont no what to think about it! lol ! O wait. Faster than you!!!!!!! hahaha
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 Love the note on the racing pyjamas
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 The feeling of besting another rider with blingy kit must be the same as silencing those hating on your kit after dropping them like hot rocks.....
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 I'm slower then you.
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 I bet he rides a 29er.
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 What no EVOC , check shirts and ghetto cloths . That song lacked bike philosophy /rambling .
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 This Song is especially for all the 29er Gaylords ;-) I pissed myself hearing that Line
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 BAHAhahhhahahhahaha..... I love the sense of humour the bike world has! Sweet vid
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 V.O.D. bitches!! Big Grin Big Grin
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 Matt, I don't really know you.... but I think I'm in love.
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 These guys do some hilarious videos, but this one is the best. Pretty cool seeing a couple pros in there too! Awesome
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 29er=Rainbow sticker Great vid bro, keep em rolling
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 "and my kit is brand new"...*casually empty chain reaction shopping cart*
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 That's what I thought. It's all about performance!
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 I hope this gets vod. Just because
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 Shout out to me.........30 laps a day
This was some funny sh%t......
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 Super funny. Your kit don't mean shit. The hills are loaded with these posers. Always have been... Always will be. Hey RoverDover.... Get some new gear bro.... You stink.
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 He's right, 29ers are gay!
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 Wow. So good. I laughed hardest when he said "29ers are super cool...just kidding, they're super gay."
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 My jaw dropped at 1:50. Saw a classic. Hardtail with shivers and mag30s? Could that be a Balfa Minuteman?
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 Brilliant ! 8 inches in the rear and 30 psi in my minnions classic
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 Awe.......................some!!!
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 Been stuck in my head all day... I'm fast, faster than you!
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 I actually really like this song!!! this is some highly entertaining stuff here brah....love it
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 Epic. I have a new hero!
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 will be most watch video,he will break gangnamstyle video Smile VOD Bitches hahahah
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 I'm stoked I was tagged in a post on FB for this vid, although some riding would've been dope to prove his point.
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 I have always thought this just glad someone finally came out with a video about me......
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 well this is the best song i've heard all day
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 THIS IS SO FUC**NG FUNNY! love it Razz "29ers are super cool. just kidding they're super gay!" so sick man Big Grin
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 I gotta say it in portuguese..... FODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTICO!!!!
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 When we thought we had already seen everything!
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 ...8 inches in the rear, NO HOMO!!!
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 That was sick, props for going on front of the camera for that, and I'd guess he's actually faster than most of us.
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 This made my daySmile
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 This is disturbingly true and yet funny.
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 Hahahahahah! Awesome video!
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 BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! so awesome
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 YES !!! XD AHAHAH this made my day !
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 haha, brilliant.
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 He has 8 inches on his rear
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 hahah how cool was that Big Grin
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 I'm fatter than you and couldn't give a flying fuck if you're faster, I will hurt less if I crash in to a tree.
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 BEEFCAKE!!!!!
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 Nice Jon LaJoie (spelling) parody! Rolling on the ground cause of this. Well done
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 Totally! I was thinking the same thing.
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 Funny `cos it`s all true...
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 This is a win and a fail at the same time! ahahaha
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 ... 30 psi in tubeless minions??? wtf
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 excellent and mostly FAKT
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 that was amazing as hell lolololololol
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 New shred generation
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 Excellent.....thank you for this....so funny
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 Wicked vid, awesome idea Smile
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 best thing iv seen for a while. the scene can be far too serious sometimes
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 Pretty much a win all over on this one.
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 So fuunny.VOD!!!
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 baaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! he killed it! that was sick! he killed it! that was sick!
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 Sam Hill moved to Nukeproof so I did it too...
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 This guy (his style of singing) is similar to Jon Lajoie,
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 no way man "I'm Faster Than You"
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 this needs to be on itunes!
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 All the GEAR and NO IDEA but funny
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 How has this not vod yet ? This should win a juno.
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 hahaha, excellent!
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 what is the name of this guy?
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 when can i buy this on i tunes
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 this is some funny shit...! xD
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 Bring the neg props......this was a waste of time.
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 What a hoot I got out of this video. Amazing guys, very well done!
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 This was amazing Big Grin
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 I jizzed my pants....
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 Dammn pro singer!
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 When will this be available on iTunes?
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 I can ride my bike with no handlebars
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 Awsomee !!!! keep going man
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 time to get something shiny new Smile
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 8inches in the rear no homo...hahahaha. My kit looks like my pj's.
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 I'm listening to it 3 times a day. Razz
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 "im faster then you"lol
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 hahaha this makes my day super!!!
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 hahahahahahahahaha...
I think he is an idiot Big Grin !!!!
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 ??Hmm kinda funny, like Right Said Fred.
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 Best vid on Pinkbike!
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 This is the the most incredible song ever! So glad these guys made this!
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 This looks like just 2 guyz by lonely island........ So weird
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 Perfect description of some of us
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 That video is going to get another favorite.
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 He rides clipped in... with vans...
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 where can I download this song ?
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 This was a good one. Not like that last bike parody video.
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 That was some awesome shit.
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 So sweet. Thought i was gonna see some sick.riding but this was good too.
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 This beat is unreal
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 Subscribed for more.
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 Nice video!!!Very funny!!!
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 29ers are super cool, just kidding there super gay.
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 Hahaha, this was hilarious! Great video Matt.
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 Reply to the video title:

I d o n' t c a r e.
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 This vid just made my day! So true though. Hahahahahahahaha
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 Man that is funny. Props for making that.
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 And this video just won the Internet! /bow
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 Awwww thats was some stupid ass shit right there.
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 what is this !!!!!
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 Haha this was awesome.
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 I RIDE A 29r AND I'M FAST! I'M FASTER THAN YOU!!
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 NOO!!! NOOOO your not!!!
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 hahahaha! Nice!
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 Ummmmmmmmm

I'm confused ?????????

29ers r gay !!!! Love it
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 Love this...so funny!
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 Ummmmm............Yeah. Go get that bike and kit dirty.
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 Pretty good fun Smile
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 hhhh what a king! like the song "jizzed in my pants"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
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 that was about as funny as finding blood in one,s poo !!!
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 FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!
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 Show me your speed.
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 i wooped his butt!
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