Video: KD For Your Girlfriend

Nov 28, 2012 at 18:30
Nov 28, 2012
by The Rise  
 
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After the first KD Buttery Paradise video we made last winter, we knew a sequel would happen at some point. Well, Pro Cook Matt Macduff and Seasoning Chef Louis Lhomel recently met again to show you how to make some good KD for your girl. Enjoy!
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118 Comments

  • + 89
 'it's different you know, you're out there on your bike every day...she's at home thinking about...you' haha love it!
  • + 42
 Macduff, can you make this a weekly thing please, it would be pretty damn sweet, even if it was like meal of the month.
  • + 17
 For us men, you could have just stopped at bacon.... BACON why u so *sniff* Beautiful ???
  • + 3
 Can someone tell me what do KD mean ?
  • + 10
 found it, means kraft dinner right ?
  • + 32
 its something your country has been hiding from you i guess. your totally missing out
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 yeah maybe i guess
  • + 18
 One thing though; don't dump grease down your drain.
  • + 12
 Well, we have macaronis, we have cheese. I'm pretty we can figure something out !
  • + 19
 "Food from packet not impress female" Soviet Proverb
  • + 1
 "Frau can only cook food from packet." - German reality. FML.
  • + 4
 This is adorable!! I'd totally enjoy it with my guy, but he wouldn't have to worry about the serving size for me...we'd go shred a trail together to burn it off when we're finished eating! hahah Smile
  • + 1
 letsgetit- that is the complete opposite from the truth
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 HAHAHAHAHAH!!! ok.
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 You're right, I have met plenty that can cook over here. All about 40 years to old for me. Please don't let me stop you though.
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  • + 68
 This looks like a lot of work. Good thing I don't have a girlfriend
  • + 6
 It's a small price to pay, for the awesome sex you'll have after your dinner. Smile
  • + 15
 I'd rather eat it all my self and then visit Mrs. Palmer That way I don't even have to do anything for my misses
  • + 11
 @Waldon83 - "Mrs. Palmer"? Shouldn't that be Ms. Palmer? Unless you or... someone else *shudder* has married your hand.
  • + 4
 Regular KD with a little Roofalin added always worked for me..
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 ^^good advice, thanks!!
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 Guitar noodle poor hammer sesh was the tits.
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 You had me at bacon
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 Bacon. God's fruit
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  • + 17
 1 problem: its a little harder to find an automatic rifle in Canada to boil the water
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 Same with here in California, haha!!
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 if you cant find an fully auto rifle in california you definetely arent looking its the USA for hells sakes
  • + 7
 ^ You obviously didn't get his joke... research California gun laws and then you'll get it.
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 Good thing I live in Texas. They will never take our guns away here.
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 Learn to bump fire then...
  • + 4
 Texas, where shooting an automatic rifle is a birthright
  • + 3
 Meh. Machine guns are fun for about 20min, then they get kind of old. Especially when you're looking at $0.30-0.50/rd.
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 Did he just pour Bacon grease down the damn sink drain!!!!!? C'mon dude, tha'ts a woman mistake. either you save it for making gravy etc. later, or you let it cool and put it in the trash. Cloggin your pipes is no bueno.
  • + 5
 i knew someone would catch that. blowing it.
  • + 2
 Or let it cool and spread it on toast. It's like butter, but bacon.
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 Gotta love the guys at the rise lol
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 In all seriousness,

My own recipe I made up during quick dinner w/ GF.

Macaroni w/ Ground Beef.
- Cook Macaroni regularly, in a big pot.
- While cooking ground beef slowly (about 2/3 of package, depending)
- Season ground beef with a little bit of salt and a little more pepper (also some drops of lime optional)
- Once macaroni is completely done (cheesed out and everything), put in beef (well cooked)
- Stir, make sure beef is chopped up and mixed.
- Gotta get the ratio right, 2/3 Macaroni vs. 1/3 or 1/2 Beef.

- Eat. Thank me later. (It's freaking delicious).
  • + 74
 So you're the genius who thought of Hamburger Helper?!?!
  • + 24
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I just looked them up. Weirdly enough I've never had hamburger helper...Unfortunately, my family growing up never really ate things like Mac & Cheese, Hamburger Helper, etc etc.

/facepalm. I blame my family.
  • + 3
 Don't feel bad. I once poured myself a half ice tea and half lemonade and thought I came up with a new drink. My husband asked me if a I had an Arnold Palmer and I said "no, I used Lipton".
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 ^ Hahahaha. Now...that's a little worse Wink You can go to tons of fast food or any semi-fast restaurant and they'll usually have that there (in California at least)! But, doesn't it suck? I can't tell you how many things I've thought I invented only to find I'm years and years behind.
  • + 2
 I make mac-n-cheese with ground veal, fetta cheese and an itallian blend of seasoning and everyone pretty much think it's the best.
  • + 1
 That does sound deliciouso.

My little recipe was geared torwards more "simple but good" style, but, I will have to try it! Sounds fancy.

How much Fetta cheese? Imo, that stuff can be overpowering if too much is used + there's already cheese (real or not lol).
  • + 1
 I like feta, and I don't use much exact measurements, just add to taste I guess. It's really good. actually mentally adding the stuff to my grocery list as it's been a while.
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  • + 5
 Big Bang Theory... Kraft Dinner with little hot dog pieces cut up into it, strawberry quik.

But seriously... are there that many males here who can't chop up some onions and peppers and zucchini into a wok, and add pieces of chicken (a pre-cooked BBQ chicken from walmart, sobeys, costco, etc) and a sauce package... healthy and takes maybe ten mins.
  • + 1
 Guys don't need vegetables. But when they all get colon cancer when they grow up, they'll wish they did...heh. jk.
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 isnt this why girlfriends are around?
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 "When you send your mom out to buy baccon...." BWAhahahaha! Big Grin

Seriously though, did that dude just pour his baccon grease down the drain? SERIOUSLY? That's SO incredibly amature. Not only does it clog city drainage systems, but any serious Foodie knows you always save and refrigerate your baccon grease for other uses. Pffff, rookies.
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 To expand on the bigbangtheory recipe... you can follow this video direction with less over-acting, take a half dozen all-beef hotdogs (I prefer schneiders) instead of using bacon, chop them into pieces around a 1cm long each, and dump them into the frying pan instead of the bacon. I do though like to use some actual canadian maple syrup to give them a nice carmalized glaze for extra flavour. After you've cooked the weiner pieces, mix the sauce for the KD in the bowl with the noodles, then pour that all into the pan with the hotdogs, stir it up, put it on a low heat to simmer together for a few minutes and then serve to girlfriend. Mine appreciated it tonight.
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 Y'all are missing out. My g/f and I work all day and when we get home she makes dinner. I will occasionally make us something simple and we also go out to dinner about once a month. The secret is finding a girl who likes to cook for others.
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  • + 4
 *yells while watching video* mom can you go to the store and grab some ice cream and bacon!
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 "What flavour ice cream, honey?"
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 And what if you make something very good/tasty, then you can forget biking, because than it's YOU who will cook later on. So better pay for a restaurant and enjoy riding for forever Smile
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  • + 4
 this is the most relevant story on Pinkbike to my life
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 someone stole my comment
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  • + 2
 Yes we all saw your money and smoke supplies!!!!! U would think at least to get a good looking girl at the end to come through!!!! booooo
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 This looks really good lol. i like bacon on lots of things and so does my gf lol. She wouldnt like the PBR though maybe just leave that for me lol
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 Even though its just that much more effort to cook the bacon and all the glaze, I'd be down to cook that shit, besides, its got BACON!!!!
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 Don't dump that grease down the drain! That's the worst thing you could possibly do with it! Can that shit.
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  • + 1
 Awesome! Matt should have his own regular cooking tv-show!
Btw I was wondering do you guys have snow in the winter at the Rise HQ?
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  • + 3
 bacon strips and bacon strips and matt macduff
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 I think he should team up with the BOYS from Epic Meal Time! KD 4 my BITCHES!!! Next time we eat .... Sprockets!
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  • + 3
 i was laughing to hard to remember any of that shit
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  • + 3
 I cook the pants off my girlfriend every night.
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 BACON AND ICE CREAM IN MAC N CHEESE!?!? BE THIS WITCHCRAFT?
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 "You'll want to practice with a gun, that your dad will have in his back pocket..."
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  • + 0
 i was going to take my lady to the keg, but damn. How can you argue with this. She will practically be begging for my noodle(s). Cooked to perfection of course.
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  • + 2
 I don't have a gril friend Frown
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 This is the first cooking show that I was able to sit all the way through!
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 Come on, none of you guys have girlfriends.
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  • + 1
 I spent the whole vid waiting for him to huck on a bike and head to a trail... Still a nice video, for the bacon...
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  • + 2
 My face hurts from smiling and laughing out loud! Thanks Matt!
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  • + 1
 He's good, but not as good as we are in Sweden!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jd0Hold4So
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 Awesome. Minute 2:00.
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 Yeah, you did not see that comin!
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 Sorry dudes, but I would be so dumped if I tried this at home.
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  • + 1
 Looks like he had fun making that video Mmmm... bacon
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 soo funny lollollol
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 oh please..ice cream with beacon..in italy this is SH*T! but original
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 My eyeballs dried up cause I forgot to blink!
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  • + 1
 too hard not to watch hahaha
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  • + 1
 i know whats for dinner tomorrow! hahaha
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  • + 1
 dave brubeck as ambience... awesome.
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  • + 1
 Waaaayyyy funnier than I thought it was going to be!!!
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  • + 1
 THIS ISNT BIKEING!?!?!?! but bacon? yuuuuum
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  • + 1
 that actually looks really good!
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 lol i've performed that jazz song at the end forget the name...
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 Take 5 - Dave Brubeck
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  • + 0
 I FREAKING LOVE KD but if I can get my girl to like it... Oh gosh. I would be in heaven go Matt mcduuff
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  • + 1
 SO making this for my boyfriend!
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 Loving the inclusion of the man drawer
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 Remember - ice cream is your friend. ACE!
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  • + 0
 Kraft Dinner no its Macaroni & Cheese. This is nonsense
  • + 4
 I dont know about you but my regular mac n cheese hasn't got icecream in the sauce and the water isn't boiled with an automatic rifle. this is legit.
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  • + 0
 Never fails to impress. You're so jokes Matt.
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  • + 0
 haha ive watched this so many time! such good vids from the rise
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 Salt corode your pot ( the white spots )
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 This shit Looks disgusting, who the f*ck puts ice cream, are u kidding me?
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  • + 0
 do this if you wanna die early and have cow for girlfriend
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  • + 1
 One word...EPIC!
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 drug dealer drawer?
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 Time to colllectt hahaha
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 Thats what im talking about
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  • + 0
 Very nice and tasty vid!
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  • + 0
 Nice vid. I want more !
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