Video: KD For Your Girlfriend

Nov 28, 2012 at 18:30
Nov 28, 2012
by The Rise
 
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After the first KD Buttery Paradise video we made last winter, we knew a sequel would happen at some point. Well, Pro Cook Matt Macduff and Seasoning Chef Louis Lhomel recently met again to show you how to make some good KD for your girl. Enjoy!
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118 Comments

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flag jonny-a (Nov 27, 2012 at 13:26)
 'it's different you know, you're out there on your bike every day...she's at home thinking about...you' haha love it!
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flag alexvon123 (Nov 28, 2012 at 20:39)
 Macduff, can you make this a weekly thing please, it would be pretty damn sweet, even if it was like meal of the month.
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flag mtbrider02 (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:13)
 For us men, you could have just stopped at bacon.... BACON why u so *sniff* Beautiful ???
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flag Tciva77 (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:21)
 Can someone tell me what do KD mean ?
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flag Tciva77 (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:26)
 found it, means kraft dinner right ?
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flag jimmyrecard (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:29)
 its something your country has been hiding from you i guess. your totally missing out
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flag Tciva77 (Nov 28, 2012 at 22:16)
 yeah maybe i guess
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flag b1k35c13nt15t (Nov 28, 2012 at 22:19)
 One thing though; don't dump grease down your drain.
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flag Aqui (Nov 28, 2012 at 22:21)
 Well, we have macaronis, we have cheese. I'm pretty we can figure something out !
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flag Worm-Burner (Nov 28, 2012 at 23:45)
 "Food from packet not impress female" Soviet Proverb
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flag letsgetit Plus (Nov 29, 2012 at 2:25)
 "Frau can only cook food from packet." - German reality. FML.
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flag Need4speedgrl (Nov 29, 2012 at 18:44)
 This is adorable!! I'd totally enjoy it with my guy, but he wouldn't have to worry about the serving size for me...we'd go shred a trail together to burn it off when we're finished eating! hahah Smile
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flag pinbikelover (Nov 29, 2012 at 20:36)
 letsgetit- that is the complete opposite from the truth
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flag letsgetit Plus (Nov 30, 2012 at 9:13)
 HAHAHAHAHAH!!! ok.
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flag letsgetit Plus (Nov 30, 2012 at 9:17)
 You're right, I have met plenty that can cook over here. All about 40 years to old for me. Please don't let me stop you though.
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flag evilcamel (Nov 28, 2012 at 18:53)
 This looks like a lot of work. Good thing I don't have a girlfriend
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flag louis92 (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:48)
 It's a small price to pay, for the awesome sex you'll have after your dinner. Smile
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flag Waldon83 (Nov 29, 2012 at 0:11)
 I'd rather eat it all my self and then visit Mrs. Palmer That way I don't even have to do anything for my misses
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flag raman503 (Nov 29, 2012 at 9:26)
 yuck
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flag vans (Nov 29, 2012 at 11:01)
 @Waldon83 - "Mrs. Palmer"? Shouldn't that be Ms. Palmer? Unless you or... someone else *shudder* has married your hand.
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flag TotesRidic (Nov 29, 2012 at 21:45)
 Regular KD with a little Roofalin added always worked for me..
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flag evilcamel (Nov 29, 2012 at 23:12)
 ^^good advice, thanks!!
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flag eric-supertramp (Nov 28, 2012 at 19:02)
 Guitar noodle poor hammer sesh was the tits.
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flag spinsbynight (Nov 28, 2012 at 18:53)
 You had me at bacon
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flag dirtjumper771 (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:51)
 Bacon. God's fruit
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flag jsixt87 (Nov 28, 2012 at 19:03)
 1 problem: its a little harder to find an automatic rifle in Canada to boil the water
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flag alexvon123 (Nov 28, 2012 at 20:36)
 Same with here in California, haha!!
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flag Taran-Barkman (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:52)
 if you cant find an fully auto rifle in california you definetely arent looking its the USA for hells sakes
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flag skierdud89 (Nov 28, 2012 at 22:33)
 ^ You obviously didn't get his joke... research California gun laws and then you'll get it.
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flag nicojryan (Nov 29, 2012 at 14:03)
 Good thing I live in Texas. They will never take our guns away here.
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flag deeeight Plus (Nov 29, 2012 at 16:03)
 Learn to bump fire then...
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flag dirtjumper771 (Nov 30, 2012 at 6:59)
 Texas, where shooting an automatic rifle is a birthright
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flag sortafast (Nov 30, 2012 at 13:17)
 Meh. Machine guns are fun for about 20min, then they get kind of old. Especially when you're looking at $0.30-0.50/rd.
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flag minotro (Nov 29, 2012 at 7:03)
 Did he just pour Bacon grease down the damn sink drain!!!!!? C'mon dude, tha'ts a woman mistake. either you save it for making gravy etc. later, or you let it cool and put it in the trash. Cloggin your pipes is no bueno.
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flag jcjp94 (Nov 29, 2012 at 16:00)
 i knew someone would catch that. blowing it.
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flag DandelionDan (Nov 30, 2012 at 16:34)
 Or let it cool and spread it on toast. It's like butter, but bacon.
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flag Spicy-Mike (Nov 28, 2012 at 18:42)
 In all seriousness,

My own recipe I made up during quick dinner w/ GF.

Macaroni w/ Ground Beef.
- Cook Macaroni regularly, in a big pot.
- While cooking ground beef slowly (about 2/3 of package, depending)
- Season ground beef with a little bit of salt and a little more pepper (also some drops of lime optional)
- Once macaroni is completely done (cheesed out and everything), put in beef (well cooked)
- Stir, make sure beef is chopped up and mixed.
- Gotta get the ratio right, 2/3 Macaroni vs. 1/3 or 1/2 Beef.

- Eat. Thank me later. (It's freaking delicious).
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flag cjwanner Plus (Nov 28, 2012 at 19:01)
 So you're the genius who thought of Hamburger Helper?!?!
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flag Spicy-Mike (Nov 28, 2012 at 19:13)
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I just looked them up. Weirdly enough I've never had hamburger helper...Unfortunately, my family growing up never really ate things like Mac & Cheese, Hamburger Helper, etc etc.

/facepalm. I blame my family.
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flag nicojryan (Nov 29, 2012 at 14:05)
 Don't feel bad. I once poured myself a half ice tea and half lemonade and thought I came up with a new drink. My husband asked me if a I had an Arnold Palmer and I said "no, I used Lipton".
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flag Spicy-Mike (Nov 29, 2012 at 17:59)
 ^ Hahahaha. Now...that's a little worse Wink You can go to tons of fast food or any semi-fast restaurant and they'll usually have that there (in California at least)! But, doesn't it suck? I can't tell you how many things I've thought I invented only to find I'm years and years behind.
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flag minotro (Nov 30, 2012 at 8:37)
 I make mac-n-cheese with ground veal, fetta cheese and an itallian blend of seasoning and everyone pretty much think it's the best.
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flag Spicy-Mike (Nov 30, 2012 at 10:25)
 That does sound deliciouso.

My little recipe was geared torwards more "simple but good" style, but, I will have to try it! Sounds fancy.

How much Fetta cheese? Imo, that stuff can be overpowering if too much is used + there's already cheese (real or not lol).
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flag minotro (Dec 1, 2012 at 17:18)
 I like feta, and I don't use much exact measurements, just add to taste I guess. It's really good. actually mentally adding the stuff to my grocery list as it's been a while.
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flag bobj (Nov 27, 2012 at 13:15)
 Gotta love the guys at the rise lol
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flag deeeight Plus (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:17)
 Big Bang Theory... Kraft Dinner with little hot dog pieces cut up into it, strawberry quik.

But seriously... are there that many males here who can't chop up some onions and peppers and zucchini into a wok, and add pieces of chicken (a pre-cooked BBQ chicken from walmart, sobeys, costco, etc) and a sauce package... healthy and takes maybe ten mins.
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flag Spicy-Mike (Nov 30, 2012 at 10:25)
 Guys don't need vegetables. But when they all get colon cancer when they grow up, they'll wish they did...heh. jk.
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flag EricThiessen (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:19)
 isnt this why girlfriends are around?
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flag stever (Nov 29, 2012 at 7:07)
 "When you send your mom out to buy baccon...." BWAhahahaha! Big Grin

Seriously though, did that dude just pour his baccon grease down the drain? SERIOUSLY? That's SO incredibly amature. Not only does it clog city drainage systems, but any serious Foodie knows you always save and refrigerate your baccon grease for other uses. Pffff, rookies.
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flag seraph (Nov 30, 2012 at 16:32)
 Y'all are missing out. My g/f and I work all day and when we get home she makes dinner. I will occasionally make us something simple and we also go out to dinner about once a month. The secret is finding a girl who likes to cook for others.
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flag griff369 (Nov 27, 2012 at 15:58)
 *yells while watching video* mom can you go to the store and grab some ice cream and bacon!
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flag jackclark89 (Nov 29, 2012 at 3:15)
 "What flavour ice cream, honey?"
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flag deeeight Plus (Nov 29, 2012 at 23:51)
 To expand on the bigbangtheory recipe... you can follow this video direction with less over-acting, take a half dozen all-beef hotdogs (I prefer schneiders) instead of using bacon, chop them into pieces around a 1cm long each, and dump them into the frying pan instead of the bacon. I do though like to use some actual canadian maple syrup to give them a nice carmalized glaze for extra flavour. After you've cooked the weiner pieces, mix the sauce for the KD in the bowl with the noodles, then pour that all into the pan with the hotdogs, stir it up, put it on a low heat to simmer together for a few minutes and then serve to girlfriend. Mine appreciated it tonight.
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flag mattybmx17 (Nov 29, 2012 at 6:54)
 Yes we all saw your money and smoke supplies!!!!! U would think at least to get a good looking girl at the end to come through!!!! booooo
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flag TimBigHitFSRII (Nov 28, 2012 at 20:05)
 what no ketchup??
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flag szilyfreeride (Nov 29, 2012 at 2:13)
 And what if you make something very good/tasty, then you can forget biking, because than it's YOU who will cook later on. So better pay for a restaurant and enjoy riding for forever Smile
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flag devo123 (Nov 28, 2012 at 22:10)
 this is the most relevant story on Pinkbike to my life
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flag HisShadow (Nov 29, 2012 at 9:39)
 someone stole my comment
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flag socalshreder (Nov 29, 2012 at 15:34)
 This looks really good lol. i like bacon on lots of things and so does my gf lol. She wouldnt like the PBR though maybe just leave that for me lol
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flag ercover (Nov 28, 2012 at 5:07)
 Awesome! Matt should have his own regular cooking tv-show!
Btw I was wondering do you guys have snow in the winter at the Rise HQ?
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flag alexvon123 (Nov 28, 2012 at 20:38)
 Even though its just that much more effort to cook the bacon and all the glaze, I'd be down to cook that shit, besides, its got BACON!!!!
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flag timkoerber (Nov 29, 2012 at 5:51)
 Don't dump that grease down the drain! That's the worst thing you could possibly do with it! Can that shit.
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flag TotesRidic (Nov 29, 2012 at 8:16)
 I cook the pants off my girlfriend every night.
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flag PeytonP (Nov 28, 2012 at 22:35)
 BACON AND ICE CREAM IN MAC N CHEESE!?!? BE THIS WITCHCRAFT?
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flag williee (Nov 28, 2012 at 19:01)
 i was laughing to hard to remember any of that shit
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flag hwipwill (Nov 28, 2012 at 18:45)
 bacon strips and bacon strips and matt macduff
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flag ottawabites (Nov 29, 2012 at 12:35)
 I think he should team up with the BOYS from Epic Meal Time! KD 4 my BITCHES!!! Next time we eat .... Sprockets!
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flag bretttippie (Nov 28, 2012 at 23:47)
 My face hurts from smiling and laughing out loud! Thanks Matt!
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flag BikeTrials (Nov 28, 2012 at 20:59)
 I don't have a gril friend Frown
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flag komar (Nov 28, 2012 at 19:21)
 i was going to take my lady to the keg, but damn. How can you argue with this. She will practically be begging for my noodle(s). Cooked to perfection of course.
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flag shaleen (Nov 29, 2012 at 9:48)
 "You'll want to practice with a gun, that your dad will have in his back pocket..."
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flag Caiokv (Nov 29, 2012 at 11:00)
 I spent the whole vid waiting for him to huck on a bike and head to a trail... Still a nice video, for the bacon...
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flag breakjnky (Nov 29, 2012 at 13:43)
 Come on, none of you guys have girlfriends.
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flag Crisskan (Nov 29, 2012 at 10:23)
 He's good, but not as good as we are in Sweden!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jd0Hold4So
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flag shaleen (Nov 29, 2012 at 13:47)
 Awesome. Minute 2:00.
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flag Crisskan (Nov 30, 2012 at 11:19)
 Yeah, you did not see that comin!
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flag thebigschott (Nov 29, 2012 at 7:03)
 This is the first cooking show that I was able to sit all the way through!
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flag tomsc (Nov 29, 2012 at 0:10)
 Loving the inclusion of the man drawer
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flag dirtdoctor (Nov 29, 2012 at 15:22)
 Sorry dudes, but I would be so dumped if I tried this at home.
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flag go-and-ride (Dec 2, 2012 at 13:03)
 Looks like he had fun making that video Mmmm... bacon
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flag curnsie (Nov 29, 2012 at 7:14)
 My eyeballs dried up cause I forgot to blink!
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flag fristafrista (Nov 30, 2012 at 14:56)
 oh please..ice cream with beacon..in italy this is SH*T! but original
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flag lalena (Nov 29, 2012 at 5:12)
 SO making this for my boyfriend!
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flag andywild (Nov 29, 2012 at 3:02)
 Remember - ice cream is your friend. ACE!
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flag Relentless211 (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:24)
 too hard not to watch hahaha
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flag snoopy24777 (Nov 28, 2012 at 18:59)
 THIS ISNT BIKEING!?!?!?! but bacon? yuuuuum
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flag booirL (Nov 28, 2012 at 20:39)
 dave brubeck as ambience... awesome.
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flag rockyflowtbay (Nov 28, 2012 at 20:25)
 Waaaayyyy funnier than I thought it was going to be!!!
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flag rjscherbaum (Nov 28, 2012 at 22:33)
 lol i've performed that jazz song at the end forget the name...
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flag Boych12 (Nov 29, 2012 at 8:26)
 Take 5 - Dave Brubeck
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flag omtimasprime (Nov 28, 2012 at 19:47)
 soo funny lollollol
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flag mtbtacolover (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:34)
 i know whats for dinner tomorrow! hahaha
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flag boostmaster (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:43)
 that actually looks really good!
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flag cbginger7 (Nov 27, 2012 at 18:26)
 I FREAKING LOVE KD but if I can get my girl to like it... Oh gosh. I would be in heaven go Matt mcduuff
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flag polska-bmx (Nov 27, 2012 at 15:25)
 Never fails to impress. You're so jokes Matt.
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flag btbolin (Nov 28, 2012 at 19:12)
 Kraft Dinner no its Macaroni & Cheese. This is nonsense
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flag Ollie-J (Nov 28, 2012 at 20:17)
 I dont know about you but my regular mac n cheese hasn't got icecream in the sauce and the water isn't boiled with an automatic rifle. this is legit.
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flag mountainbikematt (Nov 29, 2012 at 18:41)
 1-800 GOT CLOG
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flag emzperiksz (Nov 29, 2012 at 8:38)
 do this if you wanna die early and have cow for girlfriend
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flag jackmack (Nov 28, 2012 at 18:41)
 haha ive watched this so many time! such good vids from the rise
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flag bonowanabe (Nov 28, 2012 at 19:25)
 Salt corode your pot ( the white spots )
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flag ubcdh (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:58)
 drug dealer drawer?
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flag Terrafire (Nov 29, 2012 at 3:16)
 3
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flag freddy-b (Nov 29, 2012 at 5:03)
 This shit Looks disgusting, who the f*ck puts ice cream, are u kidding me?
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flag evaselenak (Nov 28, 2012 at 23:27)
 One word...EPIC!
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flag reecewallace Plus (Nov 28, 2012 at 21:08)
 Time to colllectt hahaha
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flag LamaCycles Plus (Nov 28, 2012 at 8:46)
 Very nice and tasty vid!
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flag Thebluenorco (Nov 27, 2012 at 16:08)
 Thats what im talking about
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flag Laird (Nov 28, 2012 at 18:37)
 so good!!!!!
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flag NickBMX15 (Nov 28, 2012 at 18:43)
 so sick !
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flag Teddy-wk (Nov 28, 2012 at 19:07)
 Nice vid. I want more !
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flag Vincent-d (Nov 28, 2012 at 18:58)
 AMAZING
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