In follow up to NSMB's Shit Mountain Bikers say, some girls in Germany put together a female version of the spoof. It's subtitled in English, but you'll get the point.
Having a matching bike its just a headache, girls dont do that shit with bikes but Its ok to have it if you ride it hard and dont look like a girl, I think.
This is where I get negative comments from the ladies. And Amber, yes. Very true. I've done some 24hr races, and have been passed by a 40yr old woman like I was f*ckin stopped. lmao.
HAHAHA Holy crap, I've had,"Which line did you take?" "Is it steep?" "Can you...." "What if...." Oh this is the best one, "Really?? You really took your mom down this trail for her 40th birthday? I bet she walked it too..." said my 26 year old X-wife. Later on that day. "Hey mom, we went to petz today" Mom, "OMG! Really??? I totally love love LOVE that place. Remember that downhill? I screamed like a little girl riding down it the first time." X-wife,"Really???" Mom, "Yeah, I went down it 3 mores times to see if I could do it without screaming. And I didn't even have suspension...".
I loved it although I think I need to put together a husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend video. My husband would simply have to repeat the same line over and over: -me: Honey do you think I should get some practice with clipless pedals before riding singletrack? -him: you'll be fine -me: Honey - my knee is really starting to bleed now. Do you think I need stitches? -him: you'll be fine I think you get the picture
once I smashed my face with a branch, my eyeball exploded... she looked into my blood shot eye and said 'you'll be fine'... I went to the hospital 2 days later to be told that my eyeball was seriously infected and I almost lost my sight...
Sounds like my girl friend when I take her out, minus the "Will I get hurt?" "are you ready to go back?" "dont ride that you will get hurt!" "dont die!" "Oh Im tired!" Girl riders are SO funny!
Over the years I had the chance to ride with different girls, from the kind shown in the video to world cup winners, some very prety, some not so much but is always nice to pedal behind a nice booty. Thank god for them.
i thought this was quite funny especially the girl trying to put her bike in the car .ive seen blokes faff about like this. in fact there a lot of so called men who worry more about how clean the bike is and how their kit looks then riding the f*cking thing .nancy boys ha ha.cool vid all the same especially the gooogles ha ha like it.
You go gals ! but how is this any different than all the fashionista pretty boys at Whistler in all their Troy Lee lycra and carbon fiber get up : ooooohhh TL pants! TL Shirt! TL Helmet! TL Jock Strap! TL this TL that...aaaarrrrrf ! lots of colors ! how cooooowell do i look ! [ well, they all look like a bunch of circus performers......eat your heart out Lady Gag/a ! ] OK, now all you TL lovers, don't be pissed at me, i quite like seeing you in all your get up amongst all the boring colors of nature - i don't drink coffee and it's great that when i am getting tired on a rip, one of you shows up on the trail and JOLTS me awake with an array of peacock designs and colors ! " S**t says the old dude " i wore that psychedelic s**t 40 years ago when i was a hippy ! "
YES! psychedelic TLD for PJs but layered clothing on the trails - this guy is for real - but hey, i know fashionistas can rip too [ though most are sponsored by TLD and are obligated to wear this overpriced synthetic crap ] all in all, " if your happy and you love it, clap your hands ! " "ta da da da dee da da da", as the tune goes, so who gives a shyte what i say, i'm probably just jealous that i'm not 40 years younger and all that TLD shiney shit doesn't look good with a chicken neck and liver spots :-)
That was funny. It does remind me of one ride a bunch of us did a while ago, when the mrs borrowed the neigbours Nomad, with the fox 36 with 3 levers to undo the front wheel. (used to Lyrics and Marzocchi 20mm axles) Anyway she got a flat tyre and the girls at the back didn't catch up, eventually I pushed back up and found the wheel still in the bike. It lead to the joke "Q) How many girls does it take to change a flat tyre? A) We don't know there have never been enough"
I wanted it to be funny, but it was annoying. There's got to be more clever shit that women say. I don't say any of that crap. I do like to be lookin' good when I ride, fashion is fun and lord knows cycling gear has a long way to go, but it's more like: "Wow, hot socks grrrl.." or "when did you get those badass gloves?" This really could have been funny without being annyoing and sexist. I hope someone does a better one.
I agree, but it was undoubtedly made by a guy and that's probably what he was aiming for. For guys, Beck, especially the MTB variety - it doesn't matter much what they say on a mountain bike, it matters what they look like on a mountain bike. (clashing fashion or not) Sexist - maybe, but seeing girls mountain biking is always cute. Make one with the girls and post it up!
there was actually no guy involved. isn't that even more fun when girls can laugh about themselves? And it says "shit" mtb girls, and not clever women or anything like that. It's not an offense, just stupid fun. That's why it's stupid and it's fun.
tehe great short piece... all you haters- remember taht it was meant to be (just as well as the boy's version) a SPOOF!!! great job- so funny! nice one!
you see what you want to - it wasn't meant to be smart, puppy...even if you didn't find it funny give them E for effort - beats the hell out of being grumpy at 17 !
hahaha
