Video: How to be a Mountain Biker

Oct 23, 2013
by Matthew Dennison  

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  • 497 4
 This video could not be more spot on. So awesome!
  • 200 4
 I will admit I have done every single one of these things.
  • 204 7
 but they forgot you must not wear any protection except a neck brace.
  • 22 2
 holy shnops. always talkin about trees and my bedroom has 4 bikes in it now shoot.
  • 32 2
 Your right all mountain bikers at some point have done one or all of that at any point of time
  • 8 2
 @tmanb3 they did the only wears a neck brace in one of their previous videos already.
  • 5 1
 Yooooooooooooooooooo
  • 49 0
 I have 2 bikes in my dorm room at school. I have to move them to get to my bed or desk depending on which I used last.
  • 66 1
 If you stop using your desk, you won't have to move your bikes every time you want to get to your bed. That's all the education you'll ever need.
  • 5 28
flag sdaly (Oct 23, 2013 at 21:51) (Below Threshold)
 Your?
  • 44 1
 "A tranny on a tranny"! LOL, best 4:04sec of my week thus far!
  • 20 2
 best video ever.
  • 348 1
 Best Part "Pick your favourite wheel size and be a dick about it."....PB in a nutshell
  • 7 4
 it really is....I am the definition of a park rat.
  • 4 1
 man, spot on
  • 24 1
 But Switchback IPA really is awesome.
  • 8 1
 I even own the second plaid shirt he has on at 2:03
  • 117 1
 Loses dog... NORBS GOT ROBBED!
  • 62 0
 Buy a bike thats more expensive than your car. Giving myself a big check on that one hahahaha
  • 21 0
 YOU FORGOT ''SEND" IN THE JARGON SECTION!!!!!

That's just terrible. That's like the number one word. Nice rest of vid though!
  • 9 0
 Best part 3:35 carbon like as cocaine loooool, look at him like a real criminal hahahahaha so funny xD
  • 7 1
 this vid is TOTALLY EPIC...
  • 14 0
 hahaha ohh man. halfway through this i was sitting here going 'this is me...'
  • 6 1
 haha its funny when the girlfreind and I moved in together one of the requirements was I had to have a room for all my bikes,, good thing too because I got her into and she now has too
  • 11 0
 I thought I was the only one with the living room full of bikes. I guess I'm not alone...
  • 9 0
 Loved the carbon dealer in the back alley.
  • 9 0
 I didn't see the work huck in there either
  • 7 3
 I have to buy a car and a more expensive bike...but I got a lot of scars on my shins!
  • 6 0
 Ouch, too close to home.
  • 3 1
 So damn funny!
  • 2 14
flag iflow (Oct 24, 2013 at 7:49) (Below Threshold)
 How about some Strava references... Like you have to ride the same trail until you beat your buddies best time err somethin
  • 11 2
 +1 for the flannel shirts! I get shit from my friends when I show up at the DH tracks wering jeans and plaid shirts Razz
  • 2 3
 Oh God here comes the Strava war...
  • 2 1
 I had three bikes in my dorm. Room mate wasn't too happy so now I have two and one will be going home for the winter.
  • 9 2
 Guilty on ALL counts. I EVEN have a dog named Sprocket staying at my house.
  • 23 1
 Norbs got dogged.
  • 4 3
 they forgot steez
  • 12 3
 UK boys using words like stoked and gnarly suck balls. Mint and rough as fuck work better!
  • 5 2
 It's sad because all I wear are flannel shirts and have 2 bikes in my room..and everything I own has at least a few stickers on it
  • 10 2
 Why is that sad? That is awesome!
  • 7 2
 Haha true it's just sad how perfectly Matt nailed all of us Smile
  • 6 2
 FORGOT ZIP TIE EVERY THING
  • 3 2
 (or ductape)
  • 6 24
flag angrynipples (Oct 25, 2013 at 10:28) (Below Threshold)
 We're all beer/ale/coffee snobs, true - but they left out the fact that almost all of us are weed "connoisseurs" lol
  • 12 5
 Thats not true
  • 1 1
 Dude I cannot believe that @markymath comment. SO DANG TRUE. #mtb works too.
  • 3 1
 i agree with everything in this video, but the coffee part i dont give a shit about coffee
  • 3 1
 Buy a bike worth more than your car. In my case it is hard not to.
  • 8 0
 In my case, it's more like ''buy a bike instead of a car''
  • 7 0
 Don't forget to change one part on your bike, then sell it as "fully custom"
  • 2 0
 Buy a shovel or a military E tool (folding portable shovel) and learn how to Pap Dirt.
  • 138 6
 other steps:
-buy a moto and wonder if motorcross riders like mountain biking as much as we like motorcross
-drive a Tacoma, and attach a Northshore rack to it despite having an entire bed open to use
-rail ruts, nail sluts
-say "send it" a lot
  • 40 1
 tacoma with a rack hahaha sooo true
  • 128 1
 and buy a super loud 500 dollar hub that you only bought because it sounds like sex
  • 78 1
 whine about stanchion stiffness despite not being fast enough to notice
  • 6 0
 tacoma with a rack is spot on
  • 13 0
 I miss my Tacoma ):
  • 143 8
 Here's a few more of the top of my head:
1) Get used rolling ankles and smashing your balls on your top tube. It may hurt for a bit, but it's a small price to pay to train for the FMB tour.
2) Get a pinkbike account and be sure to troll the shit out of it.
3) Remember big names like Semenuk, Pilgrim, and Zink and make sure you know all the latest tricks that they are doing.
4) Hashtag "#mountainbiking" on all your mountain bike instragram shots so Mark Matthews will like them.
5) Finally, lower your standards for girls you would bang just because they know how to ride a bike. "Rachel Atherton is so hot."
  • 91 1
 4) Hashtag "#mountainbiking" on all your mountain bike instragram shots so Mark Matthews will like them.

Give this man the Pinkbike Funniest Comment of the Year Award™
  • 23 1
 How the f*ck did you know markymath liked all of my pictures?
  • 13 0
 It's soo true though! This is my following feed all day and night: "Markymath liked 8 photos...0 seconds ago."
  • 8 0
 I feel u dog. I have to say I feel pretty loved when he likes them though haha
  • 8 0
 I felt special til I saw him like photos like this right after mine... Hahah

www.pinkbike.com/photo/515274
  • 2 2
 I was rocking the Tacoma with a northshore rack before it was cool... lol
  • 5 0
 I was rockin the pedals before they called it enduro
  • 34 0
 @dirtworks911 haha yaa im bored with a broken leg. * instagram addiction lol
  • 14 0
 @mmatthews, putting all teasing aside, you are an amazing rider and am sure you inspire hundreds if not thousands of kids with your instagram likes. Hope you heel up soon and have a great recovery from that "gnarly gap tweak to scrub rock bonk bail" at rampage!
  • 21 1
 Make sure you always have your Dakine tailgate pad on wherever you go, be it the grocery store, to work, and of course to the trail.
  • 4 1
 My truck smells like an armpit and my wife gags every time she gets into it!!! I love it.

Missing the cliché opening of a garage door exposing the riders silhouette then Q slo-mo walk with his rig... Oh don't forget the dubstep...
  • 13 0
 @arcturus you mean you take your dakine pad off after every ride? Who's got time for that.
  • 1 0
 The Joey made me laugh so hard xD
  • 4 0
 The mark Matthews remark... Classic hahahahaha
  • 2 1
 Let s thanks @mmatthews to make us feel like great riders on Instragram! I felt it the first time he liked my ridings pics! Have a good recovery Mark!
  • 1 0
 Hahaha. Excellent comment.
  • 10 0
 He never likes my photos, only my gf's......
  • 6 2
 Oh yeah and in order to have a cool bike, you have to have at least one part on your bike from chromag
  • 12 6
 Really dirtworks911 - '5) Finally, lower your standards for girls you would bang just because they know how to ride a bike. "Rachel Atherton is so hot."' - you're a dick and probably ugly and fat

'2) Get a pinkbike account and be sure to troll the shit out of it.' - Just did, got that right.
  • 6 1
 yeah horrible person that dirtworks911, how dare he amuse us with his epic sense of humour
  • 2 0
 holy shit I knew something was up when @markymath kept liking my bike photos. Posted a photo today from my ride on Instagram and didn't hashtag #mountainbiking ... rookie mistake!
  • 3 0
 What's up with slagging on Rachel Atherton....seriously she's alright
  • 2 0
 Rachel atherton is alright, but XC is where its at www.totalprosports.com/2011/10/26/9-sexiest-female-pro-cyclists/#7
  • 78 0
 the enduro = all mountain with goggles on xc lid was $
  • 70 0
 Just about covers it all. "Be a dick about wheel sizes"...perfect
  • 41 0
 i think that is how to be a pinkbiker
  • 29 1
 I don't have a dog named cog, my 2 cats are called shifter and wheely, good enough?
  • 6 0
 My Dog's name is "Makulu" - named after my favourite DH bike
  • 8 2
 My Gerbils are called Ratboy, Cappuccino Steve and Greg!
  • 5 1
 hahah...my dog's name is "Kona" - my wife died laughing watching this.
  • 24 0
 I send my condolences for your loss^^^
  • 6 0
 No worries. I have been riding a lot more since then.
  • 51 1
 *Moment of self realization*

...Damnit....
  • 44 0
 I dare anyone who watches this video to say they did not see a piece of themselves in it. If you really didn't, you wouldn't have watched it.
  • 19 0
 The whole thing was almost spot on for me.
  • 2 0
 too weird
  • 15 0
 I'm a little embarassed I even drive the same car featured in the video.
  • 3 8
flag timmytuckshop (Oct 24, 2013 at 6:13) (Below Threshold)
 Is that a Rover?
  • 5 0
 I'm staring at my water bottle right now; covered in MRP, Rock Shox, SRAM, and 5.10 stickers. Nope, this doesn't apply to me!
  • 2 1
 Get out of my mind video! Its my brain, you cant have it!
  • 5 0
 My girlfriend our roommate and I all ride. There are nine bikes in our two bedroom apartment. The newest vehicle any of us own in a '99 Ford ranger, so I think we are covered on the car to bike front... this video is my life
  • 39 0
 -Threaten to kill yourself over the Red Bull video player being glitchy/ Life Behind Bars being too short every single episode
  • 39 0
 they should make a video " how to live with a mountain biking boyfriend" so you can show it to your girlfriend and spare the confusion
  • 2 0
 just sent this to my girlfriend anyways hahah it's important that they understand
  • 2 0
 Or at least that there are other's like us.
  • 36 1
 Claim to have more insight on structural design than professionals with engineering degrees via product review/launch comment sections.
  • 3 0
 YES!
  • 7 0
 Claim you can feel the difference in a 5mm BB drop
  • 32 0
 I think I might be a mountain biker.
  • 31 1
 Also wear Unit bro tanks on the biggest lines to be like James Doerfling
  • 2 0
 Or Kelly
  • 27 0
 My.. Uh.. Cats name is Maxxis. Oh one more thing.. We have weird rituals such as " drop your new helmet to get the first crash out of the way" and never say "one more run"
  • 6 0
 yeah I do the drop thing but with my friends it's for a new bike. and never calling last run originated from skiing I think but I'm pretty diehard about that one! Always 'a couple more.'
  • 3 2
 My cat's names are Shifter and Wheely Razz
  • 8 0
 I always say " a few more runs, then we'll bail" never one more run!
  • 3 0
 It is a real curse, I've paid the price. I also drop the helmet, every time, no matter how nice it is.
  • 10 0
 I tend to die on my 1st runs , so the last run rule does not affect me.
  • 4 0
 The last time i said "only one more time" (barspin drop) i spent 11 days at the hospital thanks to breaking my leg.
  • 4 0
 Forget the one last run thing just ride 'til the park closes Big Grin
  • 1 1
 About the drop helmet thing, should I do that? It didn't help Semenuk last year. And I thought about doing it but I didnt want to scratch my helmet, and then I broke my leg.
  • 4 0
 Ive called last run and ate it lmfao. Never again
  • 2 0
 Never call last run, ever, its always "two more and skip the last"
  • 3 0
 My friends an I have developed code talk so that when it's time to leave we call "first run" so as to fool bad luck but we really know that it means last run.
  • 2 0
 Haha I like that!
  • 1 0
 It's a known biker curse to proclaim "let's go for one last run". I know this because every time I've said it ,I've bought the farm.
Another biker superstition of mine is to always do a "Good luck fist bump" before ripping down the mountain.
  • 22 0
 The only part that really made me squirm was "Your amateur sports photographer friend will take all the shots. He'll make a cliche 3 minute "Edit". Make sure you get a shot of you putting on goggles. Follow cam shots and LOTS of nature shots". Described me to a tee.
  • 14 0
 There was more to that line but I had to cut it for time Wink
  • 5 0
 Post the whole line! ^
  • 13 0
 Make up a name for your new "production" company making sure to call yourself a syndicate, crew or collective.
  • 3 2
 DJbeast , he was joking... 3 min edit , boom tish ?
  • 3 0
 @moosebump99 hahaha totally true. Part of the soiled shorts syndicate
  • 6 0
 1.26 holding a few ferns in front of the lens, brilliant! giving away industry secrets..
  • 21 0
 Grow a mustache to make you go faster
  • 21 5
 a few other minor rules: if you want to be cool, you are forbidden from wearing gloves or elbow protection, nor can your ears be untucked and outside of your oversize hat. Select your flamboyant TLD jersey wisely.

coffee aficionados are more hipster fixies. so true about the go pro though.
  • 17 1
 you must not wear any protection except a neck brace.
  • 13 2
 Few other minor rules....to be a fast DH racer, you must wear a matching brightly colored pj set from TLD. There must be atleast 2 different bright colors. Dont bring any spare parts with you to the mountain If your not driving a Subaru, Toyota pick up, or beat to shit civic, your an outcast in the parking lot. Talk shit about everyone else riding in the lift line, then hide from everyone at the top or go on a different trail. Then at the bottom, show up last and ask everyone why they were so SLOW!
  • 9 1
 guilty. i drive a subaru Frown
  • 6 1
 you may wear soft knee pads in addition but only soft knee pads, knee-shin hard shells strictly forbidden.
  • 5 0
 Dont worry cuban-b, i drive 2 Subaru's. lol
Sorry about my horribly hacked together paragraph...i had it neatly laid out and spaced....PB appearently did not like it....:?
  • 17 2
 Seems legit.
  • 12 0
 A tranny on a tranny
  • 9 0
 The last one should have been admitting to being guilty of every single thing in the video on PB... then pretending you're upset about.
  • 10 0
 What about taking "safety breaks"?
  • 9 0
 Let everyone know that new frame design looks like a session Can't forget Norbs got robbed...
  • 13 3
 if you call your dog Kona, it will break in 2 halves on trail one day)
  • 12 0
 Riding a dog is both cruel and dangerous
  • 4 0
 Hasn't happened yet. My dog is apparently unbreakable.
  • 4 0
 Trail dog, check. Too many overly expensive (carbon) bikes blinged out with carbon bits, check. Flannels, too many to count, check. Tacoma, check. Stickers and rack on Tacoma, check. Beer/coffee snob, check. Color coordinated bike gear, check. Bike brand/themed t shirts, check. Shit... I AM this video.
  • 3 0
 Soooo funny! I hate to say I'm almost all of these. No flannel and I drive a new truck. (Not a Tacoma) It did have stickers on it before it had plates though haha. My gf needs to see this, just so she knows I'm not the only one.
  • 3 0
 "My gf needs to see this, just so she knows I'm not the only one."
That was my first thought too, ha!
  • 3 0
 "Turn your bedroom into a bike storage room."

Ha ha. Check! I even wanted the house we moved into because it had a room under the garage. My wife said, " So this is the new hobby/exercise/whatever room then?" "No dear, this is the bike room." Ha ha. Classic!
  • 6 0
 100% true. I even have a dog named Kona hahaha
  • 5 0
 Next step : look at MTB videos all day long, and post them on your Facebook page(s)
  • 2 0
 Matt, your a cool guy. And you make good shit, but since you asked for suggestions I'd like to see something about "learning to do bike maintenance." Like putting on directional tires wrong and buying the wrong sizes/spaced components lol that stuff blows but we all gotta learn..
  • 6 0
 Nailed it.
  • 5 0
 One of the funniest things I've seen on PB in awhile...
  • 4 0
 became too real at the "become a beer snob, then, become a coffee snob"........ great video
  • 1 0
 The video is awesome but they forgot something about how to be a PRO rider. You have to wear a cap and mirrored sunglasses and have on all body a lot of tattoos like this video www.pinkbike.com/video/335423 ....Smile
  • 4 0
 They missed where when you get back from whistler it's the only thing you can talk about until you go there again
  • 3 0
 Dang it! I don't MEAN to do all those things... but I really do... *cry*... (except for the PLAID part, although Sombria has some pretty sweet PLAID for ladies).
  • 3 0
 This had me crack in up. But here one that got missed. Tell anyone who will listen, about the worst injuries you ever got mountain biking.
  • 1 0
 The "I f*cking Hate This" crew is a riot! I love all their videos......even non-MTB videos! But the trifecta of videos of "I'm Faster than You" and "I Only Ride Park" and now " How To Be A Mountain Biker" are the best MTB videos online! Can't wait for their next one!
  • 3 0
 Learn the following stoked,narly,flow,bro but where is NORBS GOT ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 3 2
 I guess he got robbed once more!
  • 1 3
 YES, got robbed AGAIN!!! Big Grin
  • 4 0
 don´t forget about : "feeding off each other"
  • 3 0
 you forgot the most important thing of all......make a pinkbike account and be overly opinionated on the internet !
  • 1 0
 Baaaaaahaaaaaaa Sooooooo Gooooood peeps! You did forget to talk about random arguments on MTB sites and brainless comments and insults to unknown people around the world on the web!

Edit: Faving that shit like its my job!
  • 1 0
 couldn't have come at a more perfect time for me, today I pedal ripped my shin open significantly riding sans shin guards...and although I wasn't wearing plaid I fear it was of a flannel construction....awe geeez
  • 1 0
 OMG this is spot on, I even have the same car. This is the same guy that did the video "I'm faster than you",this is some funny shit ,keep up the good work. looking forward to seeing more of your videos.
  • 3 0
 My dh rig is worth nearly 4x my car. I don't know whether to laugh or cry about that fact.
  • 3 3
 Ha-ha except we were all right to give some 29er hate, their out, as this Giant rep now agrees by announcing they "have an exit strategy for 29ers" "we would be stupid not to" (watch at 5.00mins)
www.youtube.com/attribution_link?u=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DpHDEzZ6u2ps%26feature%3Dshare&a=vq5L-trtq8T5njL9RTrTFw
  • 1 0
 Just because they have an exit strategy doesn't necessarily mean they're trying to act it out, it can be a contingency plan so they can think through ahead of time what they would do if people ever stopped buying 29ers instead of scrambling after the fact. I.e. normal planning that smart businesses do
  • 2 1
 You didnt watch the video did you? or listen to what Giants global senior product marketing manager just told us. his opening statement is also worth a listen.
  • 2 0
 It sounds like exactly what I would expect a marketing manager to say when a company is following what's hot in the market
  • 3 0
 my dogs name is norby....
  • 3 0
 lmfao! Couldnt be more accurate that was sick gnarly rad and stoked!
  • 2 0
 Loved the coffee and beer part, the most accurate of the whole thing. Such an MTB trend
  • 2 0
 How about that " you are a mountain biker, if only you go clipless" Big Grin Maybe it's true only in XC
  • 1 0
 This is awesome! I think I'm guilty of everything, including driving a 500 quid van with a 3 grand bike in the back, but that just means I've got my priorities right! Haha
  • 2 0
 So I've only got to start drinking coffee and get a dog and then il be legit!
  • 3 1
 Buy a set of tyres for every terrain/weather combination but still blame them when you cant keep up!
  • 4 1
 When you crash the bike's condition is more important than yours!
  • 3 0
 Crap, my car has developed a smell.
  • 3 0
 Ha Ha Ha anyone else catch the last step is "Step: 29er" :-P
  • 1 0
 Haha! This is awesome! Wait, I should say: "Sick awesome, dude!"
For some reason that "amateur photographer friend" cracked me up. Great job!
  • 2 0
 Ha I have that same coffee grinder, and BTW it's a "conical" burr grinder, get it together ppl. Lol.
  • 1 0
 it came to a point where I had to choose between my bike and girlfriend....obviously my BIKE is my mistress...I ended up having a mistress and girlfriend....victory!!!!!!
  • 2 1
 ok this video is rad! but... you forgot STRAVA!!!!!!!!!!!! and i agree with a tacoma and tank top. and leave a shuttle pad on your truck at all times
  • 3 0
 you clean your bike more than your room !
  • 1 0
 My newest gf:

1. You wont ask me to sleep in the living room huh?!

2. Well you can teach our chilldren how to bike before they can walk.this is acceptable
  • 2 0
 i don't think you guys missed anything very funny video sending me to work happy this morning at 6.30 am .
  • 4 0
 I'm happy you're happy Napalm J.
  • 1 0
 hey mattdennison i am even more happy now finished work me and the wife off to ABERDEEN don't go back to work till tuesday no trails till next weekend but hey they will still be there.
  • 3 0
 Beer and coffee snob, bikes in the room!
  • 4 1
 This is THE BEST FILM EVER! NSMB - I love you guys!
  • 2 0
 They forgot constantly talking about going to or moving to Whistler and working A-line into every conversation.
  • 1 0
 My absolute favorite thing in this is that the All-Mountain rider and the Enduro rider are the same except for the Enduro rider has goggles.
  • 2 0
 Man that new paint scheme from RM looks amazing... drool
  • 1 0
 I thought I was the only one with all these exact same problems...So nice to see i'm not alone out there!
  • 2 0
 I gotta show this to my gf.
  • 2 0
 stop the video before the last jump over the bridge at Whistler, right at the end of the video though !
  • 2 0
 ...bore people about "back in the day"?
  • 5 3
 You forgot the street 26. And the rigid park 24" yo!
  • 16 1
 Notice they said- "Mountain Biker", mountain being the key word here....
  • 3 0
 Slope bikes!
  • 2 0
 guilty on multiple counts.
  • 2 0
 This is the best thing since sliced bread
  • 2 0
 My cats name is Kona HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • 1 0
 LMFAO I only have two bikes! I'm such a joey (storm trooper, shredin machine) Love it, Love it, Love it!
  • 2 0
 thi is video of the decade Big Grin
  • 1 0
 They missed Wild and loose, how do you miss those aha. This is so brilliant though, such a good laugh.
  • 2 0
 His mom is a hot milf.....
  • 1 0
 Nicely done, all aspect on how to become a mountain biker were tackled...spot on mate Smile
  • 1 0
 lol my dogs name is KONA and i got my wife into riding lol everything was spot on, are we all this predictable?.
  • 1 0
 Step 30 - make sure you turn into an exaggerating prick in the bar !! ... I do !! :o)
  • 1 0
 OMG! that is totally me trying to get the wife out and learn to ride. she had the same results too.
  • 1 0
 forgot to get luminous goggles with the brightest coloured lense you can find
  • 2 1
 Dude that one "always save your nicest fox shirt for the fanciest parties." :'D TOTALLY ME!
  • 2 0
 Constantly fiddling with your suspension settings without a clue.
  • 1 0
 what roofrack or bikerack is on that civic ?
i din´t know they work with dh bikes ....
  • 1 0
 Yakima high roller does, barely fits but it works
  • 1 0
 this video recieved the most shares from almost(if not all) the bike pages/bike websites !!!incredible!!!!!
  • 1 0
 good to see that the same things are going on on the other side of the big pond
  • 1 0
 what about SAIL??? Don't you have to have it on both ipods, your iphone, 5 burnt cds and atleast one ringtone?
  • 2 2
 Yes, very funny but I'm wondering if the LGBT community might take offense to the "tranny" bit, I noticed you never used the "dyke" reference, you'd get sued and/or lynched!
  • 1 0
 I love how the only difference between the all mountain rider and enduro rider is that he wears goggles in the enduro one.
  • 2 0
 They forgot: "Lie to your wife about how much your bikes cost you."
  • 2 0
 You forgot "case" as a jargon.
  • 1 0
 I gave up dh for pitbike racing a few months back.. This video makes me realise what a penis I've been.. Video is a awesome
  • 1 0
 Guilty as charged on most of this. Coffee snob, microbeer snob. I better go peel the Chromag stickers off my tablet...
  • 1 0
 Step 30: watch PinkBike videos everyday and let it become the main topic of discussion with your friends.
  • 1 0
 Ditch the girl friend ASAP, stack 3 bikes on her side of the bed and buy 'razzle' sorted !!!!
  • 1 0
 I lofted my queen size bed, now there are 5 bikes under it and I own at least a dozen flannels, damn it.....lol
  • 1 0
 Hilarious how in the "how to dress like" part "all-mountain" and "enduro" is the same
  • 3 0
 step 28 haha
  • 4 1
 "my bike is dialed"
  • 2 0
 See now I kinda want a dog named sprocket!
  • 2 0
 This video and the comments below it just made my day.
  • 2 0
 Video proof that mountain bikers are really dorks.
  • 2 0
 AAAHHH! I need more flannels!!!!
  • 2 0
 Anybody see bigfoot in the background?
1:30-1:35
  • 2 0
 Well spotted Bobo
  • 2 0
 @jewsef HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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 Always ride the Lollipops, aka: the secret lines or advance line off the main trails. eee.
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 Step 30: tell all your friends this is exactly how you see them!!!!
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 'round here, safety comes first...just sayin..
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 hahahahaha this was amazing! mads love!!
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 I put stickers on just about everything...
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 Im not sure whether i should be ashmed or proud...
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 so true! although I only have one bike...for nowBig Grin
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 Shit.. My dogs name is kona and my cats is sprocket
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 Best video ive ever seen on pinkbike...lmao. Story of my life.
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 When I get a dog I'm calling it spoke.
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 Hahahah made my day , greatest hit!
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 He forgot steeze!!
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 To be fair I do put stickers on stuff.
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 Say things are dialed
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 anyone else have a carbon problem?
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 get a pinkbike profil hehe
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 Perfect video to tackle this issue...well done, we want some more pls. Smile
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 Must buy more checked shirts!!!
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 Will got thrift shopping tonight:-)
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 That's me and all my friends lol
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 how many times can you say bro in one sentence? not enough...
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 Yep i'm definitely a mountain biker
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 LOL and it caused a stir here at the bank!! Thank you NSMB.
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 im naming my next dog norbs for sure
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 that was great, spot on!
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 Oh my god. I died. This is do funny.
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 don't name your dog norbs...
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 In case it gets robbed?
Ha ha
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 They forgot 'fall off lots'
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 You forgot to put in brag about being faster than everyone
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 I ride Cove & Santa Cruz, therefore I AM !!!
My life in 4 minutes
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 This is such a great video. But, I really like Chainbreaker...
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 I am guilty of more than half of this stuff I must admit. LOL
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 lost it with the goggle shots in the edit
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 you forget about checking out pink bike every night.
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 perfect! story of my life!
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 funny as feck! I seem to be guilty some of the things mentioned Smile
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 What bike is the freeride bike at the beginning?
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 Looks like a Kona Operator.
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 My dog name is ... FOX ... buahahah Big Grin YEAH !!
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 My new rental car is 6 days old ... it now stinks!
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 Of coarse I have to watch this about 5 times till I'm satisfied.
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 i have one prob, my car is more expensive than my bike Frown
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 Ok, this video just made my week
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 ROFFLMAO... right on the spot ...omg i laffed so hard nice job guys Big Grin
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 what handlebars are those at 1:18?
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 this just about covers my average week
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 they forgot that you have to announce that you're fast, way faster than everyone else
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 Every damn point.. They got me.
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 only say stoked or dialed when something meets your expectations
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 I wanna be a mountain biker....
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 Funniest video I've seen on here yet!!
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 MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN,spot on yet again...
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 Video of the Year!!!
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 MAD!!!!!! every video from nsmb is sick mad!!! Pros to Matthew Dennison
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 The part on videos was a spot-on.
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 I've got the same Bodum coffee grinder. It's awsome.
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 they forgot get a little bit of recognition and f**k off all those that helped you get there.
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 ....and make sure you spend a majority of your day on pinkbike.com!
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 All this, except I'm not obsessed with trees.
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 this video couldn't be any more accurate Razz
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 I love you Matt Dennison. You give my life meaning.
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 They should had Make sure you go to whistler
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 This was amazing! Absolutely loved it Smile
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 Yes, just yes...
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 lmao i love this
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 To the point!
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 Spot on hahaha
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 SENDING IT!
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 So true.So fucking true
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 Fuck that's great
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 another classic !
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 Haha pretty funny!
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 Its a way of life!
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 lol...
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 luv dem trees
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 True...so Damb True!
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 Bro that was gnarly.
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 Nailed it
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 best video ever!
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 Always have a lanyard
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 the ugly true!!!!
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 Sooooo right on, ha,ha!
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 Fat bikes and "spanked".
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 ... and single speed.
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 Love It!!!
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 Hilarious
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 Bro you forgot steeze
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 you mist girl dog names
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 derp
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 You misted "bra".
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 so funny!
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 Love this!!!!
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 HaHaHaHaHaHa o_O
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 best video ever
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 listhp
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 Lol so true
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 that´s all folks!!!!
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 Classic!!
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 Nailed it!
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 Best vidéo ever
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 best ifht
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 lmao so true
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 I think I'm a joey Smile
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 Buy a Tacoma Wear a tank top
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 a tank top from the 80's with the huge arm pits down to your hips!!
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 So true, apart from the coffee/beer part. Yuck!
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