Calgary Cycle Summer Super Sale June 17th - 19th

 Well I'm getting the evil revolt frame got my camping gear all ready and by the looks of the weather i might also just bring along some fishing gear


(incase some ppl are a little slow, its supposed to rain, lots....)

 First time in my life I wished I lived in Calgary!
Go Flames???

 The more I look the sadder I get. (Is sadder even a word?) Evil Revolt frame with DHX 5.0 $1499. 2009 Fox 32 Float RLC 15QR $299. A Bottlerocket frame with DHX Air for $699. That's really not very fair. I'm going to stop looking now...

 I have always wanted to visit Canada & I feel this gift certificate could somehow fill a void in my arizona soul that has been longing for this lush enviroment that I witness in the plethera of videos that are exported from your Country.

( Plus I need a a new rear brake, really want the Elixer )

 i'd really like the trek session 88 frame you guys have. finally, an insanely sexy frame that i can compare to myself. strong, hard, long travel, high and low speed compression options, and a smooth EVO link pivot, makes me wanna 'session' all day n' night long

 I just checked their website. They have soooo many amzing deals on their "Door Crashers" alone. The first person to get out of there with a TLD D3 helmet between 10am and 3pm tomorrow will only pay $199 (any size). I would be standing outside waiting in line super early for that kind of deal. Now I'm just depressed.

 Calgary bike shop
An island in the sea of unhelpful mechanics
Lousy advice and unneeded replacements make for
Good profits and corrupted antics
All the bike shops that come to mind always have me
Riding with empty wallet.
You are a lighthouse in the storm of bad shops

 My rims are bent
My frame us cracked
I landed upon cement,
But calculated inexact

Now I'm filled with sorrow
As they speak of joys to be had
For when they ride tomorrow
I will speak of finance options, with my deadbeat dad

But alas, there is a hope
A chance of sun beyond the storm
A contest by those Calgary blokes
Where I could win money, in the plural form

I need your money for I am no rich man
Just look where I am living, the city of East Van



-Shakespearean Sonnet by Rayne Schwinghammer

 Everyone knows these $100 certificates are just a gateway that will lead to more hard using of the store. You get some free product for your first time and before you know it, you're addicted. You'll want to stop, but you can't because the product selection and service is just too good. At least you'll get more product for your money with Calgary's insane deals.

 So close to Canada, yet so far from Calgary... My home is in Northeastern Washington, but it sure would be nice to be a Canadian living near Calgary over the next few days! That XTR crankset is such a ridiculously good deal, and not the only one. I love a good "Stack 'em high and let 'em fly" sale! Good luck to all of you that can make it in to the shop. There just might be some good old fashion shopping throw downs over some of these smokin' deals. It will be like those mega clothing sales where women come to blows over that last dress in their size. Entertainment and good deals!!!

 I haven't spent a whole lot of time in your shop because I live quite far away, but the few times that I have been there I've been very impressed with the amount of quality products that you guys manage to fit into your shop and the quality of service as well! Keep it up!

 Of all the great deals to be had on the internet, I always come back to you guys. Maybe you don't always have the lowest prices, but when I buy something from you, I know that I am supporting a real bike shop, owned by real riders who want to share their love of mountain biking in the most sincere and direct way. Thank you for all your hard work, it means more than you think.

 Just go. Words every rider lives by, even if they don't know that they do. We go down, up, sideways, over the bars, under the bridge, into the bush and up a tree. For some reason, we pick ourselves up, push the bars back and go again, and again and again until we pop the jump, nail the berm, drop the rock or hop the curb. We go again and again until the skin falls off our palms, until the laces break off our shoes and the sweat pours off our head, 'one more time, one more run, one more jump', we push dirt, we push pedals and we push ourselves until we push until the suns gone and the lifts off, until the trucks out of gas and until we can't see the pavement. Then, we grab a jerry can, we clamp on a light to the bars and we bribe the lifties with the promise of the post ride beer, just so we can keep going further. The only thing that holds us back is when we bend the rim, puncture the tube, snap the chain and break the 'backup' bike over a cased transition. The only thing that holds us back is when our parts give out before we do. And when that happens, we can't 'go' anymore.

 Here i do rest,
on looking the great deals,
these prices are the best,
My dreams are coming real.

But then reality strikes,
i realize my poor luck,
i yell out a mighty "Yikes"
and to my chest, my head does tuck.

Oh i live so far away,
the travel there,
will take all day.

But right before i close the page
there is a downer,
to my rage.

I do see an entry,
for a great contest,
and thats why calgary cycles,
simply is the best!

 Sale: Noun. A period of time during which objects for sale are reduced in price. The sale was yesterday, and everything was super cheap.
Calgary Cycle: Noun. A reputable Canadian retailer of bicycle related merchandise. A real go-getter. Dude, I just got my new frame from Calgary Cycle three days early!
Idiot: Noun. Anyone who does not get in on the Calgary Cycles sale. See: fool, dunce, ignoramus, halfwit, jackass, idiot-man-child, Cartman, wizard of nothing, Yeti-spotter, inhalant aficionado, dropped baby, damaged goods, the easy sell, the ugly truth, the man with half a brain, sock-drawer burglar, and last but not least, FOOLISH,FOOLISH CONSUMER. Your wife's going to kill you, you idiot! That was $300 cheaper at Calgary Cycles!

100 dollars= new tires and bars for my bmx, a new shirt to replace my well-loved threads, and less guilt about spending hard-earned cash on my bike rather than my girlfriend, who lives in Canada seven months of the year. All in all, an awesome opportunity.

 I rode my bike down the mountain,
All in need of a water fountain,
My intense thirst was making me hack,
If only i had a camleback.

But this is something i cannot afford,
So i may just live in a thirsty world,
But that is not all that i hope to get,
I need some tires to get me through the sections wet,

Brakes i need, yes indeed,
My bike should be a trusty steed,
But without good brakes my bike i cannot trust,
But only hope for upmost luck.

But i happened upon this glorious sale,
To myself i think all of my hopes will prevail,
I wish for a benjamin from Calgary,
So i wont have to commit an awful burglary.


-Arya Faili

 Whilst riding down the hill,
I had a little spill,
My back brakes had,
My discs are bad,
How do i tell my dad?

As it usually goes,
He said:"are you taking the piss?"
I guess the moneys at a low,
No chance for a brake disc.

But whilst reading through this web site,
I managed to see the light,
If i win this gift certificate,
I'll be able to ride my bike!

 Calgary Cycle oh how I love thee
I would like some new parts I hope you will see
Pretty please will you pick me
I then could pick up a fancy new tee
Perhaps a jersey made by Troy Lee
Right now I wish I had the key
To your brain so you would pick me
Calgary Cyle oh how I love thee

 when i think of calgarycycle.com all i can think of is asking for money from my mom.
because not too long ago, my growing bicycle interest took a blow.
i was employed by a bike shop. but our declining economy put its foot down and made it stop.
i was left, with no cash. begging for some from mom and dad.
and to look at all these awesome deals, makes me want to put them on my wheels.
but without the money to buy a part, a raincloud falls upon my heart.
it saddens me until i sob, but still,, my parents just say "kid, get a job."
ive tried again and again, yet i still cant find one, and now its summer, the time to bike under the sun.
but i am left with out wheels for my dj bike, so all i can really do, is go take a short hike.
so calgary cycle all i ask from you, is to spare this poor guy, and loan him some loot.
-Colin

 Wow, why can't Edmonton be more like Calgary? Go Flames, Stampeders, and of course, Calgary Cycle!

 By the Power of Greyskull I need that voucher to pay for my bike repairs that you guys are currently carrying out on my rig!P.S. I need it soon for my trip to Silver Star! ;o)

 당신이 나를 그런 혹투성이의 자동차 보낼 수있다면 캘거리주기 '내가 너무 새로운 바 앤의 크랭크의 추신을 살 수 있습니다 : 아픈 색상을 그 로켓 프레임에 감사하겠습니다.

(direct english translation) calgary cycles i would appreciate it if you could send me one of those gnarly gift cards so i could buy some new bars n cranks ps: sick colours on that rocket frame.

oh yea and by the way i do not speak a word of korean i hooked my korean keyboard up jsut for you guys.

 There is nothing creative or new or impressive about this comment. It is just like the rest. I think it is genuinely cool that there are discounts as good as this currently going on in my city. I am currently deciding if I would like to come in with some of my money for school and buy a helmet. I think this would be pretty worth while but I am not entirely sure. Most likely I will be purchasing something tomorrow.

 Wow! I want the XTR crankset and minions! Do they ship?

 I lit a fire under somebody's asp once.
He was the laziest you've ever seen, he deserved it,
I almost burned the house down.
Minions, do my bidding, or I'll shred your... oops my bad!
Signed
Toolooselowtrek

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 I once knew of a shop from Calgary
Whos e-marketing schemes were quite scary
due to lack of finesse
they seem'd far from best
'bet they wish they had been more e-wary!

 Yo check mic 1 2 to the 3,
All my life i wanted to be an MC

I grew up rappin' and riding bikes
So i hope that my lyrik, yall do like.

Im a young boy, born and raised in Dallas
What can i say i need a new talas.

So amongst your choosing, the chosen one,
I hope yah choose me, yeah thats right son!

 So, dudes, there's a shop in Calgary
They do well for a shop from the prairies
by giving us skrills
we can pick up sick deals
so enter the contest ya fairies!

 Does the Bottlerocket come preloaded with the ingredients and ready to fire? Or do you have to put them in yourself? Kinda pricey if its not ready to fire.

 this is a creative comment about your sale. that is all

 Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

Always braking my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
Need parts for my bicyle
A gift certificate would be nice

-haha, keep up the good work guys.. sweet sale!

 Well slap my back side and call me Suzie! Thats what I call a sale!

 This sale has made my summer! Thanks to you guys i can get the stuff i need to finish my bike. Thank you Calgary Cycles, you are now my hero!

 can i have $100 please!! i even said please like my mom told me too! look i will say it again, please please please!!!come on im only 11 years old. come on...... !!

 im gonna be striaght up, im very poor and could really use a gift certificate right now. your sale is sweet but i dont have money like these other guys^^

 bottlerockets at $999 those should blast out of the shop!

 You should give me a $100 gift certificate.

 this sale is like world cup race course after world cup race course with some super gnar on top. Derek and Stu are awesome

 What the hell is all this bullshit^^^^

 who would by that xtr crankset for 949?

 Holy Crap!! Even with airfaire I would still save money that is better than my pro deal at the shop

 To ride or not to ride that is no question.

-Tyler R.

 So excited, then I saw you have to be there in order to get a doorcrasher deal
otherwise that XT crank woulkd be mein!

 im a broke vancouver kid and this money would fill a void in my wallet and my bike and im just amazin! since im failing english i doubt writing a poem will help my case

 A haiku -

Rain pounding on roof;
I think longingly of berms,
and rail wife instead.

 To bad I'm not in calgary

 Dear Calgary Cycle,

Zebra.

Sincerely,
-galliwasp

 i want a transition :X

 Lol I have no money!! I've never even been to Calgary cycle, I stick to bowcycle because it's closest to me

 Courageous Calgary Cycle Super Summer Sale

Prices so low it may put us out of business...

They took'er jerbs!
They took his jerb!
The tok tik jeeerbbbb!

 Nice Bikes, Nice Parts, Nie Service, Nice People, Nice Place!

 The land home to "Cool Runnings" now controlled by Calgary Cycle

 I have to say that is one Bottlerocket I would like to light under my ass.

 Calgary cycle.... what united cycle (edmonton) dreams of being

 once upon a time i won this contest

 Winners?

 i gotta get me some boxxers there...the deeper the cusion, the harder the pushin!!!