Dylan Sherrard's Dark Roast Diary - Pain and Suffering in Pineview Valley

 WTF?!?!

 So..... the moral is nutrition? Don't bonk or the masked axe murderer will catch you? Message received!

 knowing they don't teach actual handwriting in a lot of schools now makes me chuckle. How many kids have clicked on this and gone... what the f*ck is this weird writing type? some kind of hieroglyphics? and of course now just scrolling through the photos being even more lost on just what in the hell is happening. hahah

Great post Dylan!

 QUITE MONTHS AHEAD #grammarnazi

 wtf is right..dude you actually look dead for real in that last shot..creepy!

 I blame Specialized. First Graves and Bruni, now this!

 Anyone else just come for the photos, and can't read Dylan's writing ?

 Someone didnt only smoke pot right here

 that moment where you thought you were dropping her is the XC equivalent of "cat and mouse" ....shewas just playing with yah and then she ran you dead ....its the circle of life...XC racers eats Freeriders ..or would you be a funrider ....love your stories Dylan and the awesome trail advice we get from you everytime we stop in at the shop in the loops....
PS if it makes you feel better, Catherine rode pretty much as fast up the sumas fireroad as we were shutteling it.......and I am almost certain she did more laps then we did that day

 Protour will blame it on the axle path of his bike.

 what?

 Lol that took an unexpected turn

 Finally something different and creative to read. Great job.

You can get up now. Come on.

Why isn't he getting up?

Wait....*

 I look forward to a leather bound series of hand written, photo littered short stories from u Dylan!!

 I'm scared.

 I like this

 Orbea > Specialized?

I'm probably reading too much into this.

 Not so shocking really, pretty much expect to get MURDERED when you ride with an Olympic medalist...

 Love it. Edgar Allen Poe like. We can call it "Pen Drel Rampage."

 Should someone call the authorities?