Ryan Wants to Stoke you out - Episode 6 - I hate Kenny Smith

Dec 6, 2010
by Ryan Berrecloth  
Featured Riders: Kenny Smith and Garrett Robertson

Like a shovel is to Gully, I hate Kenny. Cruising around at high speeds, shredding berms, making other riders around him look slow, slaying babes in the city. Who does this guy think he is? Just kidding…Kenny’s a rad dude. To sweeten this segment we brought in Spank teammate Garrett Robertson.

I don’t care what people say…the drop at the start of this seggy is way bigger than it looks!
Ryan Wants To Stoke You Out - Part 6

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Next release in a few days: “Part 7 – I wanna go fast ”

Episode 6 video by Eric Peterson at Fault Line TV

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89 Comments
  • 38 0
 Man, I don't normally get too into the forum/comments thing, but you guys need to lighten the f*ck up!

These edits are meant to be a bit of fun, to get people stoked, to entertain for a few minutes. All of this, "oh the camera work is shit" or "weak edit" or "his shirt changed", "why is his bike a different colour", "why did the weather change?" What's wrong with you people? If that's what you're concerned with? That every detail hasn't been worked out, or that all of these edits aren't up to the Life Cycles bar? So then don't watch.

Sorry if we didn't string cables for all of our shots or rent 30 foot jibs arms like other companies do. That was never the goal with these edits. They were practically donated by the film crews.

The point is to get people stoked on mountain bikes, on riding, which is what you all supposedly love anyways, and give away a shit ton of rad products. Ryan raised 10,000 dollars worth of product to give away, and you guys whine and bitch because the videos aren't up to your standards? Then move along. No one is forcing you to watch.
  • 4 1
 Man...don't even waste your breath or your time! You're trying to reason with CHILDREN! Look at it this way: Just assume you forgot that at the end of the write up you said "Now please, all retarded children who were too busy licking the screen to see the video sign in now..." They did.
The ones that got their stoke on went riding. I just got back. Literally.
Keep it up and don't go negative, ignorance always prevails!

OK, kids...back to lickin glass!
  • 7 1
 While I agree with each of you, I do have this to say. It's winter and a LOT of folks are looking for things to complain about as they can't ride their bikes or they are mad about cold or simply want to whine, downside is that they feel justified in complaining about free content and prizing. I personally am pumped on the contest and all the work that went into making all this happen is amazing! On another note, the whole Children thing is over played - average age is like 27 on the site and those that are complaining are typically older than that.
  • 3 0
 grown ups are just children with layers...love the vids and have to agree that it's awesome of him to round up so much gack to give away Smile
  • 3 0
 hell ya free stuff!! you wont here me complaining.
  • 2 0
 I think everyone here is talking shit about it because they have the internet to hide behind. I bet if they saw this being filmed in person they wouldnt say a damn thing. In person I bet all the shit talkers would be like dude thats the best riding I've ever seen!! This is the one thing I have always been annoyed with on forums which is why I go on forums to get info and then move on, because everyone and their mom is a pro at something on a forum and always knows better than you. So big deal they didnt spend a million bucks on the filming and editing.... Get stoked on the fact that someone is making these vids back to back and you get a chance to win some sweet ass prizes all for just watching a video!!! I'd like to see all the haters do something like this. Oh yeah thats right 99.9% of the haters arent on christmas break yet so they have to do homework and mommy and daddy havnt raised their bedtime yet.
  • 4 1
 Brule-
I actually checked the ages of those actually talking smack and they were all like 19 and under...being thirtyfriggineight...those are children to me!
If it was just general smack talked it would have been one thing, you'll never make EVERYONE happy ALL the time. We can all live with that. It was just the simple ignorance that was pissing me off! Seriously...the whole video was "lame" cuz the shirts didn't match and Kenny's bike "magically changed colors..."? REALLY? C'mon people...apparently the whiners just haven't ever actually tried to film anything before to know what happens or can happen mid-shoot.

However that all being said...Ryan may want to look into amatuer porn...he's got the talent! lol! Just playin Ryan, thanks for everything guys! Got me stoked! Except for Kenny...Kenny just made me want to hang it all up and get into Chess or something...
  • 4 1
 does "b=free" lend itself to coming out of the closet? That comment about Ryan being in Porn is slightly creepy lol...I can see you saying it to a chick but what exactly do you...ahhh never mind haha
  • 1 0
 Porn = bad acting!

And "B-free" sounded cool back when I signed on in like 1999 or whatever...was prob gonna be a rapper when I grew up...
  • 1 1
 sure sure lol,,,you have a crush on him =p
  • 3 0
 keboch.wordpress.com/2008/11/16/arguing-on-the-internet Hate me later for the link, but c'mon it's true and funny.
  • 1 0
 @Striatline- LMAO!! Even though thats a pretty messed up poster I'd have to agree. Which is why I normally dont argue unless something just royally pisses me off.
  • 1 0
 I don't think people were actually serious in complaining about those flaws of the video, they were just pointing them out because its kinda funny. I didn't notice it when I first watched it, but now I do and its kind of funny. I don't actually think its a stupid video now or they're not worth watching, its just a funny 'mistake' that happened and they're just laughing about it.
  • 6 0
 I love these videos thanks Ryan for the stoke on a boring Monday morning at work.
  • 1 0
 Another great video from people that obviously enjoy what they're doing. So yes , I'm prety much stoked and going out for a ride! P.S It's about 18c here in Greece with a bright sun that reminds of spring time. I even tend to like this climate change thing sometimes!
  • 1 0
 i for one am still loving these vids from ryan to hell with all the bs neg talkers seeing kenny flying those jumps and drops really makes want to get out and ride oh curse this damed winter weather ill just have to fav all these vids ready for when the trails are clear and rideable again
  • 1 0
 Man, garrett really ate shit at 3:30 when Kenny caught up to him. That is dedication to making the film look realistic. It looked like it hurt a bit going ass over tea kettle. Hope you were really Ok. Thanks for the fun film. The gully one is my fav still and this is number 2.
  • 2 0
 lol that was a real crash, after it happen we just decided to use it. Glad you liked the video
  • 3 0
 Sick vid! The man shreds no matter what frame or what shirt he is wearing.
  • 1 0
 Even though there is a foot of snow on the ground here in MT, I am SO STOKED after watching that. Watching riders like Kenny and Ryan keep me stoked all winter long. Thank god for Pinkbike!
  • 1 0
 Love it ! A bit of fun, some good action and it made me laugh even though I'm looking out the window at a biker's worst nightmare ... piles of wet, slussy bloody snow ! Thx Guys !!
  • 3 0
 sly red bull advertisement at 1:34, i like it
  • 1 0
 Love the fact that it made me laugh and want to go ride. Watched it first thing in the morning; great way to start the day. Thanks guys.
  • 3 0
 hahahaha beginning was awesome, kenny is the man.
  • 5 2
 Sick!! Officially stoked
  • 7 1
 Kenny Smith is a Badass!
  • 3 0
 i want to go there, and get murdered.
  • 12 2
 I love how kenny changed frames on the lift. Maybe he carries some black spray paint in his camelbak? lol
  • 3 1
 Slaying babes in the city? What
  • 9 0
 In case you didn't know, he's not a murderer. It usually means to pick up the babes, a.k.a taking them back to your place and sleighing them. Kapish?
  • 2 1
 thats funny stuff!! I like how he hides in the bushes to get awaylol
  • 6 0
 That helmet, jersey, and neck brace would look pretty good on me too
  • 6 0
 Wow Garrett Robertson was in this!!!!! his like my favorite rider ever!!!!
  • 3 0
 h'es like a MTB stunt man Smile
  • 1 1
 Ryan wants to stroke you out.
  • 1 0
 yeah i didn't get that the first time.
  • 3 0
 kenny smith rips!!!!!!
  • 2 0
 Such a good series, keep smashin them out!
  • 2 0
 Stoked on the riding and the humor.
  • 2 0
 hahaha....you're a f***in' pussy! lol
sweet vid
  • 2 0
 I have never been more stoked! Why does Whistler have to close?
  • 3 0
 kenny is a badass
  • 2 0
 Kenny rips! Garrett, I hope Ryan bought you a beer too.
  • 2 0
 Kenny Smith for President
  • 1 0
 ... Kenny come on, be nice to the little man.
  • 1 0
 That was sweet kenny smith is crazy
  • 1 0
 Kenny was looking wicked fast! I like how he rides.
  • 1 0
 i sense a bromance goin on with ryan and kenny
  • 2 1
 So Ryan, have you already collected the pieces from the TV?
  • 1 0
 how do you lose your helmet half way down a track? haha
  • 2 1
 why does kenny smith change bikes? :/
  • 8 0
 He was either testing the Carbon Revolt that is supposed to be coming out spring 2011 or he cracked his yellow one and just got a black replacement.
  • 17 0
 his frame broke when the rear end got kicked by that sick chickway-ripper
  • 19 0
 He switched to stealth black mode for hunting down Ryan. Colour morph - Its a big feature on 2011 frames.
  • 10 1
 revolts dont last long enough to make a whole vid =p
  • 1 0
 Haha, jokes vid! Awesome riding from Kenny too.
  • 1 0
 That was sweet. GO AWAY ICE!!!! I WANNA RIDE!
  • 1 0
 you forgot the snow... the bloddy snow
  • 1 0
 Nice vid...what happened to Garrett?
  • 3 2
 That Garrett kid is a total hack.
  • 6 1
 evergreen p makes the worst videos Razz lol
  • 1 0
 ...did they have to eat shit on purpose?
  • 1 0
 aww i was so happy with doing the GLC untill now. Frown
  • 1 0
 Haha me too!
  • 1 0
 Best vid yet, I am definetly stoked now tup
  • 1 0
 hahaha that was sick. super creative
  • 1 0
 nice entertainment for the winter. thanks Ryan!!!!
  • 1 0
 I hate Kenny to, he is way to fast :o
  • 1 0
 "Keep your day job" oh and Kenny kills!
  • 1 0
 Hahah, nice.I hope to be as brave as you RB, someday.
  • 2 0
 Thats sick !
  • 1 0
 awesome!
  • 1 0
 Now that was awesome!
  • 1 0
 nice work!
  • 1 0
 whats the song
  • 1 0
 oh god i want that!!!
  • 3 3
 Best one so far! Officially stoked!
  • 1 0
 nvm
  • 1 0
 WTF?
  • 1 2
 Hi people =)
please vote me santa2011.ru/?p=645 .... Click the green plus =) thanks in advance)
  • 1 0
 I loved It! SO SMART
  • 1 0
 so dope got me stoked
  • 1 1
 that gap was huggge
  • 7 10
 How come one of those turns at the end was dusty when the whole video was wet Oo ?
And I want one of those colour changing bikes too Razz
  • 5 6
 haha and a shirt that turns into a dakine blitz jacket for when the weather all of the sudden turns rainy
  • 5 2
 i don't understand how we got neg propped for joking about the changing bike/clothes hahaha
  • 9 0
 shit happens
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