Spinning Circles: Season's Change

Oct 21, 2015
by Mike Kazimer  
Spinning Circles column Mike Kazimer

As spectacular as fall rides can be – cool temperatures, tacky dirt, explosions of brightly colored leaves at every turn – they're always tinged by a hint of sadness brought on by the knowledge that winter is on its way. All too soon the sun goes into hiding, barely cresting the horizon even at high noon, and more often than not it's shrouded by grey storm clouds blowing in off the ocean. Of course, as ridiculously short as the days can seem in the Pacific Northwest, it could be much worse; in Hammerfest, Norway, the sun disappears completely on November 23 and doesn't re-emerge until mid-January.

Like a bear trying to consume the maximum amount of calories possible before it's time to hibernate, I go on singletrack binges whenever I can throughout the fall, riding myself stupid in an attempt to fill my brain with enough positive memories to get through the impending dreary days. Despite those efforts to fill my memory bank with images of dry trails and blue skies, when winter does truly arrives it's all too easy to turn into a pessimist as the rain sets in and doesn't show any signs of abating for weeks, especially if that same rain falls at the local ski hill instead of snow.

It's not that I'm completely opposed to riding in the cold and wet – my riding addiction is strong enough that it takes more than a torrential downpour to keep me from heading out to get my fix – it's just that if given the choice, I'd prefer to be dry and able to see rather than floundering around in the woods looking like a confused coal miner with a light strapped to my helmet. It may seem sacrilegious to say it, especially to all the night riding acolytes out there, but I'm really not all that fond of heading into the woods after sunset, and even equipped with lights bright enough to illuminate a football stadium I still find myself wishing it was daytime. Who knows, maybe I'm harboring remnants of a childhood fear of the dark, or maybe the prospect of getting jumped by a mountain lion feels a little too real once the sun goes down, but whatever the case may be, I'm not nocturnal by nature.

As the darkness encroaches even further I do my best to stay positive, but when confronted by a lack of powder on the mountain and axle deep mud puddles on the trail I tend to develop a glass-half-empty outlook on life. This year, though, no matter what Mother Nature, Ullr, and El Nino have in store, I'm going to try a different tactic, one inspired by the crew of European skiers that introduced the term 'sh*t f*ck conditions' to the world last year.

If you haven't seen the video that brought that amazing adjective to life it's well worth a view, even if snow sports aren't your thing. It's a brief primer on turning lemons into lemonade, and watching a crew of slightly-insane skiers happily hucking onto icy, hard packed landings, straightlining through narrow chutes peppered with rocks and devoid of soft snow, and in general skiing without any regard for the terrible conditions is inspiring, a reminder that life is what you make of it.

After all, why should a lack of snow stop skiers from being creative and having fun? And by the same token, why should nasty weather and limited daylight stop mountain bikers from taking to the trails? When you're 95 years old and staring out the window of a nursing home, wouldn't you rather be daydreaming about the time you ventured out into the heart of a storm to go riding rather than the time you stayed inside and binged on Netflix? I know I would, and that's why I don't plan on putting away the bike any time soon, sh*t f*ck conditions be damned. And who knows, maybe this will be the year that I learn to love night riding.


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  • 88 6
 Its not the sh*t fu*k conditions that put me off. Its the sh*t fu*k preparation.
1) charge lights. Forget this. Cant ride.
2) desperatly try and tolerate the still wet and therefore cold shoes.
3) motivate others to ride....
4) check the rain is light enough.
5) get the bin bag waterproof shorts out that stick to the saddle and pull down and rustle annoyingly.
6) locate the second sealskin sock
7) load it in the van with loads of tubs
Cool ride getting cold and wet
9) do a surfers change in a carpark freezing your already freezing balls off
10) strap the bike to the outside of the van as its now dripping evil filthy
11) go home with the shakes
12) spend as much time sorting everything out as you did riding
13) come to your bike the next sh*t fu*k time and find your chain and bottom bracket sh*t fu*ked.

Welcome to riding in Britain (except for the last two months until the day before yesterday)

I will stay positive. I will stay positive. I will.....
  • 47 0
 You forgot the bit about sitting in the van with the heater on wondering if your actually going to go out into that sh!t or just stay warm In the van
  • 2 0
 3 motivate othes to ride, and there winnings - its too cold. - going up again or what - it rains -its to far - i can stay home play my xbox -etc and then they dont get why they dont get any better for me its like lonlyness, distance like 3 hours atleast for a shred that makes it hard
  • 11 0
 @ilovedust but the best part is the stinking hot shower once you are home. i think that makes it worth it all
  • 6 0
 I live in Fort William mate, it doesn't get much worse anywhere else. I enjoy the rain it really motivates me for some reason. Sure its a bit of a pain washing a cleaning your bike but its worth it, when the trails are filthy drifting and skidding about and to be honest i think it improves your skills too.
  • 6 0
 I have enough trouble motivating my mates when the weather is beautiful, let alone shit. Except for one, who just loves clag. But he's a weirdo.
  • 2 1
 Ilovedust I think you pretty much nailed it .
  • 1 0
 i live near aviemore and i love night rides you have to hit sketchy stuff fully pinned because you cant see if you can go around and before you know it you've cleared something you wouldnt of in the light BUT i'm sorted for winter activities its called skiing
  • 9 0
 Yah, you learn to appreciate summer in Scotland, because the rains warm.
  • 4 0
 You know youve been on a cold ride when the shower water is cold before its reached your arse.
  • 1 0
 @sandrida the "its to far" line really hacks me off. All my mates ride but only one out of all of them is prepared to get in the car and go for an adventure.
@dyson180 you know what i mean
  • 3 0
 In Brazil we do have a shortage of trails, but at least we can't complain about winter riding, since it is pretty much the same as the rest of the year, but not so hot!
  • 2 0
 The worst part about riding in the winter in Britain is the fact that you have to spend more time cleaning up after the ride than you actually spend riding. and you know as your ride you're ruining your drivetrain/brakes/bottom bracket.
  • 6 1
 Hear my not cheap 1 x 11 sing as I fill it with mud and grit.
  • 5 0
 Try drinking beer or two, or having a couple nips of whiskey. That takes all the piss out of it. Happy times are back again!
  • 1 0
 better with 2 on a adventure then alone, i have a mate aswell that want to go on adventure but i have quite a hard time motivating him doing it. Smile
  • 3 0
 In New Zealand we've just finished with that, now its dusty summer for us!
  • 32 3
 I wish I knew what shit fuck conditions were. Bring your torrential down pour to Southern California please. I see guys complain about riding in the wet and all I want to do is ride in the wet. Socal riders need to band together for a rain dance and bring this El nino to life
  • 24 0
 Come to the uk in a month or two and you'll soon learn what shit fuck conditions are
  • 11 0
 I feel you as I'm putting the bike away because of 40 deg C days, pea gravel and dust trails and an abundance of deadly snakes at this time of year. Not to say I haven't gotten heat stroke, sunburn and gravel rashes from riding sans everything but shoes, camelback and shorts, but its not quite as fun. Night time just has more snakes and vicious mosquitoes. I've got a back up jump bike frame I need to turn into a water jump bike and maybe get back into some night time urban free riding.
  • 7 0
 every time i see pacific northwest loamy dark brown dirt, i am jellies for sure. even riding in nor-cal, with the drought everything in my area is loose and dusty, what I would give for tacky wet dirt on the weekends....that being said, sunlight and the resulting vita-D is necessary for humans to be happy, so i'll take solace in that as it's abundant in nor-cal. just goes to show, the grass is always greener...
  • 9 0
 just wanted to say, shit f*ck is my new go to adjective in everyday instances. thank you very much @ilovedust
  • 5 0
 @somismtb Myself and some friends went to Laguna last February to escape the winter. It rained once while we were there and the whole town shutdown! Telonics was closed with a cop even parked at the top. Bike shop shut down for the day haha! We were all laughing our asses off.
  • 5 0
 @tmackstab Hey, that's my town you're talking about! And you are right. Rain turns the trails into peanut butter or grease after about an hour - both unrideable. The p-nut butter variety on our local trails will stick to your bike in 50 yards and bring it to a complete halt with 20 lbs of mud. You try to walk out, and you end up 7 ft tall (that's about 2.2873 meters) because you get a foot of mud caked to the bottom of your shoes. Feel free to convert my measures into Canadian...
  • 4 0
 Ha! I'll take your word for it @herzalot.
  • 3 0
 I moved from socal to Portland for work, and it's kinda funny. There is actually more local riding for you. There is only one local spot in Portland everything else is an hour or more away. While the quality here is imo better (trees and sticky dirt) you really have to work for it.

Portland hates knobby tires! Fact
  • 2 0
 That sucks to hear that Portland is so scarce of trail. I live in Ventura county and I can drive 10 minutes in each direction to 5 different trail centers. Then about 45 minutes to Santa Monica or Santa Barbara. All of it is dusty hardpack with rock, but each act differently when hit with water. Space Mtn. In thousand oaks is rideable during the rain up to about an inch, then Wildwood will stop your bike from moving in about 50ft. Its amazing how much diversity there is from one small mtn range to the next.
  • 13 0
 I gotta say though with a full on Job,spouse and kids,
I sometimes miss the younger days when I thought
I was busy and had no time.
Any day I get to ride is sunny in my mind!
Sh*tf*ck be dammed, there are no bad days
When you get to ride a bike!
  • 7 1
 Great video. We used to ride Cornell University urban DH when the weather got crappy. I only went a couple of times, but it was fun until the cops came. Gotta make the best of what you get for sure.

That said, I can't dwell on the season to come. I love the autumn. Hero dirt and fire colors. Brisk air and hot drinks. Not to mention how much fun everything else (non-bike stuff) is. I know it is weird, but stacking wood, picking apples and making cider, picking grapes, having bonfires and wearing knit hats always makes my year.
  • 4 0
 Lived in upstate NY for a couple of years, definitely miss the fall season there. No other place in North America beats the northeast for fall.
  • 6 0
 This time of year is great for the PNW- Our f*cking magical dirt becomes soft again and we sharpen up the tools and head out into the woods. There's an old saying I just invented that says "An amazing riding season happens because of an amazing build season." Thanks to all the builders and club supporters/sponsors who make it all happen. The enthusiasm I see in the PNW trail crews is no less than that which they have for riding.
  • 4 0
 14) Sit in pub laughing with a buddy, legs still caked with rapidly drying and flaking mud, with that unique warmth in your cheeks only experienced by those that have truly expended enough heat from the skin to notice every space it has re-entered with a new vibrancy and life. This is adventure and what it feels like to be connected with your body and nature in a more primitive and less bubble-wrapped way; in many ways more in-line with the world our bodies have built themselves to experience over the past few hundred thousand years. In these moments, when you've actually entered the world, experienced it viscerally and powerfully, and then returned, everything is amplified. Beer tastes better, your buddies crappy story that you have heard a million times about how he accidentally hooked up with a first cousin is somehow funnier, any song on the radio sounds better and each bite of pub food is amazing.
Lives can be pretty sterile these days and a bit of discomfort and raw experience is good for the soul.
  • 1 0
 Well said.

I live in Los Angeles, and I say BRING IT EL NIÑO!!!

(although lots of people will hate for admitting to riding wet trails, but as long as all of them have sworn off riding for the winter, my two tires won't wreak too much havoc)
  • 3 0
 Great piece. Basically narrated what I'm living right now. After my last DH race of the season a couple of weeks ago, I found myself hustling for every last chance to ride singletrack in the sunlight and weirdly replaying fatbike videos with Aaron Chase and the Rocky Mountain guys. It's kinda like the mountain bike version of whatever switch gets flipped in a chipmunk's head to make it start stashing nuts for winter. But I am weirdly looking forward to it too. If you ski in Pennsylvania, sh*t f*ck conditions are the regular, and you learn to love the ice and be proud of not having west coast pow. So mud can't be so bad.
  • 6 0
 What is this fall / winter you speak of? Here in SoCal we've got slightly less hot.
  • 1 0
 Typically glorious riding conditions in coastal SoCal in the winter. This year may be different however. If it rains a lot, trails and parks will be closed (trust me, you can't ride in our mud - your bike will be unrideable in 50 yards). Hopefully, snow levels will be low enough to keep the local ski areas pumping this winter. And, with El Nino warm water, the surf may be awesome.
  • 3 0
 I guess living in central BC has its upside. We are lucky to have dedicated groups of snowshoers, skiers, runners & bikers that pack down the single track so we can ride year round. Now that fat bikes are becoming all the rage it only gets better. I customized an old set of dh tires with machine screws so even on glare ice traction is unreal. Last year was the first year ever that my biking days outstripped my ski days (crappy snow year as well). Winter? Bring it on!
  • 2 0
 Completely opposite for me few years ago(Philippines).

"...my riding addiction is strong enough that it takes more than a heat wave to keep me from heading out to get my fix."

I went riding one weekend and only when I got home later that I realized the temperature went up to 42deg C around noon!
  • 1 0
 I am just glad to be on the bike only get out one time a week so make the best of it. Living in Colorado it is pretty easy to ride year round. Still have the rain cold and snow but always fun. Mike is always a good motivator with spinning circles thanks buddy
  • 1 0
 Gotta give the night riding a few more tries. Nothing makes you feel quite as fast an barreling through pitch black with a couple of lights with dying batteries, dodging armadillos and feral hogs and trying not to plow the rider in front of you because you can't see them through the swirling dust cloud. Hoping the rider behind you can see you as well. Some of my best and most memorable rides have been at night.
  • 1 0
 Good read Defenetly be trying to do the same as you about tbe rain. About the night time and even thow that montain lions don t exist in Portugal i don t like very much. Is just kind of diferrent and not the same experience that we all love and do. Night riding seems to be only some street riding on the city or some road
  • 1 0
 I put in more days on my mtb last winter than the previous summer. Lights, a base layer, jacket, and leg warmers and I'm having a happy as a clam. There is an extra sense of accomplishment when you can claim victory over the elements. Most importantly, getting that cardio in during the offseason feels so good and is great for the body.
  • 1 0
 My best race results have come about during sh!t feck conditions, simply because I get out and ride whatever the weather! Having two kids will do that! When the wife says "do you want to go for a ride" I'm out the door in a flash whatever the conditions!
  • 2 0
 I plan to rent a Fat Bike to see what the hype is about, and if it can be the weapon against winter singletrack withdrawal blues!
  • 2 0
 If Belgians wouldn't ride in mud, rain or darkness, they wouldn't be able to ride at all. When you're inside because the weather sucks, we're out there having fun.
  • 1 0
 I think this is great, but a word of caution needs to be heeded, lest we are left with another cycling enthusiast tragedy like Vancouver saw a few years back to due a group challenging themselves and the elements.
  • 1 0
 ‘but when confronted by a lack of powder on the mountain and axle deep mud puddles on the trail I tend to develop a glass-half-full outlook on life’

Half-full? or half-empty?
  • 3 3
 Because it is totaly dark when you leave your work that buys you a bike that pays a random dude his bike and van, while on the weekend you want to spend time with your kids or allow your wife to have some time for herself. So yea let's lift some weights, take 20 minutesfor tormenting sprints knowing it will pay off when days get longer. Then go drink a deserved beer with your buddies appreciating every sip of it as well as every dumb joke they tell. Fk riding stoke
  • 1 0
 last year soon as it got icy around december i got my self injured real good, got me down all winter up to april i couldn't walk properly, hopefully this year with 1/2" screws in 2.4 tires will keep me away form injuries
  • 2 0
 Aussie dollar is crap vs the pound, UK riders why not come out to oz and ride some dry stuff !!
  • 3 0
 Because you are on quite literally the other side of the world and we only get 4 weeks off a year.
  • 4 2
 And every living creature in oz is purpose designed to kill the unwary!
  • 1 0
 Been home to the uk for a week from australia, and already im busting my nuts off to get back out again, trails are sick
  • 3 1
 "Because you are on quite literally the other side of the world and we only get 4 weeks off a year."
Wish we got 4 weeks off a year here.....
  • 2 0
 ahahahahahahaha "only 4 weeks".

At least living in the PNW means I have some amazing hometown trails. Plus, a lot can be done with a long weekend; maybe not a trans-oceanic trip though...
  • 1 1
 Don't you guys get statutory holiday?
  • 1 0
 Where I work, we observe 5 federal holidays throughout the year, and we accrue 10 vacation days. So you could use all your vacation time in one go at xmas/new years and be gone for 2 weeks and 2 days. Not impossible for international travel, but the rest of the year would be tough.
  • 1 0
 Wow I assumed the uk was pretty bad. But we get 20 days plus 8 bank holidays
  • 1 0
 Riding in the snow just doesnt seem that fun to me, get a bmx or dj, ride street and get a season pass to your local mtn when it snows, problem solved.
  • 4 0
 Winter is for digging
  • 1 0
 you must not be from the north... the ground is frozen and there's snow on top of it
  • 1 0
 We haven't had snow in the east for three years now Frown
  • 1 0
 I don't have issues with fall and rain, I have issues with winter and negative temps with 4 feet of snow. I ski but it doesn't fill the gaping void
  • 2 0
 There is no bad conditions, only bad attitude!
  • 1 0
 Love that video, watched it at least 10 times since it came out ! Johan killed it!
  • 1 0
 Come to Mexico and keep quiet Razz no snow no real winter here, lot of beer lot of trails...
  • 1 0
 Kazimer- Night riding is my absolute favorite. I'll go with you and beat off the mountain lions with my water bottle!
  • 1 0
 did I mention it's spring down here already???
  • 2 0
 Whats Rain -California
  • 1 0
 Baha I live in Hawaii b!t@hes!
  • 1 0
 Sick! I need to get this motto into my life and ride every day!
  • 1 2
 The video reminds me of that one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKP7jQknGjs







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