Highly concentrated dose of Park riding required. Minimal exposure to the Whistler Mountain Bike Park can lead to MAD (Mountainbike Affectiveness Disorder) or NERD (Not Enough Riding Disorder). Symptoms include serious short term anxiety, depression, an over obsession of Pinkbike homepage scrolling, repeated VOD watching, indoor wind trainer sessions, multiple
#tbt Bike Park Instagram posts, over embellished stories of clearing Crabapple Hits or beating Chris Kovarik in Phat Wednesdays, and claims to receiving more views on your GoPro edit than Remy Metailler.
Starting precisely on October 14, 2014 and lasting the next 7 months until mid-May 2015, a large portion of male and female bike enthusiasts can be expected to start showing signs of MAD/NERD which can immediately progress to extreme.
Recommended Vaccine to prevent MAD/NERD- With only 11 days left for the Whistler Mountain Bike Park to remain open in 2014, all Bike Park enthusiasts are being asked to take part in a highly concentrated dosage of Park riding to delay symptoms and to potentially make it through the annual seasonal depression.
Rx: Apply 7 hours of riding liberally over affected area, once daily for 11 days.
Refills: Unlimited until October 14, 2014. Product will then be on back order until mid May 2015
Alternative treatment: Although no official research has been conducted to cure MAD/NERD, observations of improvement within a group of seasonal testers has been seen when taking part in skiing and snowboarding at Whistler Blackcomb on a regular basis.
TRAIL REPORTIf you haven’t been in the park over the last few days you’re missing out. The trail conditions are all time right now. The recent rain has enabled trail crew to work their magic and the result is tacky hero dirt.
Here’s what you’ve missed if you haven’t found time for some park laps:
- Funshine Rolly Drops has a brand new entry
- B-Line is in amazing conditions right now
- Bluesuem has some new features and line options
Blueseum may have been closed for a few days, but it’s going to be worth the wait. Check out the photos for a glimpse of the effort that has gone into creating a perfectly sculpted berm for you to enjoy.
This brand new berm being built is just before the last rock roll on Blueseum. You will also find a revamp of the easy line option which goes around the rock roll and will feature it’s own brand new exit.
Only 11 days left to ride Whistler Mountain Bike Park this season. Go track down the hero dirt before it’s too late.
Make sure to check back next week to see the l
atest trail report
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Not too stoked for massive gondola lineups haha