step 4: buy new shoes

step 6: dance the macarena and eat liver patay

step 7: make sure ur dad doesnt give you the belt

step 8: wear extra rough jeans so that the belt wont hurt

step 9:keep on writing steps

step 10: get back to riding

step 11: rub dirt on your cuts, it makes it feel better.

step 13 wear the belt ur dads gonna whip u with so ya dont get whipped

step 14: shut up DEELUX ahaha just kidding but seriously i want there to be a step 99 atleast

step 15: take the shoes, pants, and belt in earlier steps to sell to buy a nice prostitute.

step 16: drive ur van into the grand canyon,

Step 16: buy a new van.

Step 17: dont ride rose in your new shoes!..muuuaaahahaha.

step 18: Luke ruined the vibe

Man delete those comments..i cant be ruinin the shit for everyone..and this one..

step 19: aha im kidding you keep the vibe going lol

Step 20: make step 21.

step 22: beat the shit outa whitey boy then do made bar turns off rose hill road gap

Step 23: delete whitey boys acount and then do bar hump bar turn schmagma's off of the rose hill barrel gap!.

step 24: no foot can whitey boy in the head while jumping the rosehill gap

Step 25: Cole chalmers no foot can to knee slide landing the rose hill road gap...ouchhh.

Step 25: Make step 12 sum douche skipped it, while doing a Shmagma air (impressed Luke 31)

Step 27:How long r u guys gonna keep up with the steps?

step 28: as long as we can.

Step 29: I hafta rebuild the smaller stepdown.

step 30: f*ck yea, step 30!

step 31: ask Luke to write a paragraph on a country

step 32: i forgot but punch whitey boy in the face right handed while railing a berm

step 33: why do i have to write paragraph.

step 34: becuz you do what your told

Step 35: Covering most of the northern part of the North American continent and with an area larger than that of the United States, Canada has an extremely varied topography. In the east the mountainous maritime provinces have an irregular coastline on the Gulf of St. Lawrence and the Atlantic. The St. Lawrence plain, covering most of southern Quebec and Ontario, and the interior continental plain, covering southern Manitoba and Saskatchewan and most of Alberta, are the principal cultivable areas. They are separated by a forested plateau rising from Lakes Superior and Huron.

Step 36: totally dope paaragraph as step 35.

step 37: go outside and put all your money on the road

step 38: now ian must write a paragraph

step 39: korbyn must give ian a topic for a paragraph to be written on or such an act cannot be followed through with.

step 40: have sex with monkey

step 41 have the monkey slap you for making that a step

step 42: let the the monkey make it up to you and cook you breakfast

step 43: go cheat on him with an elephant

step 44:ians paragraph is on german literature

step 45: walk outside into the road immediatley, turn around exactley 3 times, turn less or more nd you will die instantley from a rock thrown by your neighbors cat out of their bathroom window. now walk north east in a straight line (you may run ito buildings.....deal with it....you have to go on straight). walk for about 1.2324325483587965900006968857566464646 miles. you will find a pink stone in front of you......stroke it and talk to it......spend you whole life doing this.

step 46: chuck the stone through a window and RUN!

step 37: get the monkey to get the stone then through it at the elephant.

step 47: do a huge 1080 to fakie on a parking barier

Step 48: Challenge Chuck Norris to an arm wrestling contest.

step 49: The revolutionary spirit that animates the culture of the Germans has been alive for at least twelve centuries, far longer than the dramatically fragmented and reshaped political entity known as Germany. German culture has been central to Europe, and it has contributed the transforming spirit of Lutheran religion, the technology of printing as a medium of democracy, the soulfulness of Romantic philosophy, the structure of higher education, and the tradition of liberal socialism to the essential character of modern American life.

Step 50: lose to Chuck Norris

step 51: get back up and challange chuck norris again... this time with a weapon.

step 52: chuck norris magicly ssteals your weapon and defeats you with it.

step 53: kamloops kids are messed up and are waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too good at biking, also phone up David Letterman ask him for a hand defeating chuck norris he'll tell you no so you have to phone conan o'brien and he'll refuse because he's had his ass kicked by chuck norris before so you have to go on a 9 month training program to get ripped enough to be able to even think about fighting chuck norris again, then once you challenge him he beats your ass so bad that your blood gets on your new shoes.

step 54: just shoot chuck norris in the head with a sniper rifle from long range si he wont bust out some kung-fu shit on ya ass.

step 55: chuck norris is faster than a long range sniper

step 56: Realized that Nsmb > Pinkbike

step 57: Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

the government thanked thanked chuck but then tried to kill him because JFK still died

step 58: pimp some hot hoesss

Sell the hoes to pay for someone to throw a beat down on Chuck Norris.

step 60: go outside and ride instead of siting here riding all of these steps....

Step 22.5: Remind Canadianrida that a "bar turn" is not the right name for the trick he is thinking of.

step 62: remind douglas_fir that he is up tp step 61 not 22.5

step 63: As much as mountain bikers like to see themselves as badass individuals, truth be told, we never ride alone. When we're railing perfect singletrack, we want to scream at somebody. Just as natural as a sketchy log ride or massive gap, we want someone to scream back. The call from the forest telling us we're among friends, immersed in the fellowship. It's a shout that rings from the rainforests of the North Shore to the rugged shoreline of Newfoundland, the big mountains of France to the big hits of California. Sure we might look different, we might ride different too, but when it comes down to the mud and the mayhem, we all share a certain ancestry – a kinship that brings us closer even though we might live a world apart.

step 64: promote 'George Balderston' to the president of the world

step 65:Holy crap these steps are still goin on

step 66 : no foot can the grand canyon

step 67: ians a bitch who cant ride lol jk

step 68: pretend im a super cool kamloops shredder and get the f*ck out of fort mcmurray

Step 69: Korbyn is my hero.

Step 70: Give me money so I can come ride in Kamloops

Step 71: Get rich than buy us all a air plane out there

step 72: fly all of us in the plane to whistler and we bike

step 73: give me your biek for free because it looks liek you suck at biking ... jk

step 74: eat a lambardy

step 75: ride rose on a hardtail till your mechanical breaks go out

Step 76: In the two months since you made a step make a video for korbyn, ride rose, the ranch and fistfull in march, meet chris but not korbyn cuz he broke his leg doing a 3 on a snowboard, get shown up by 12 year olds doing nothings at the ranch, tard out last run on rose and eat shit hitting a corner with no burm, case every table on fist full, rip rose two more times then ride brads house back in vernon

Step 77: rub poo in ur cuts, it makes it smell better.

step 78: make this picture on the front page

step 79: bitches.

step 81: im still reading steps and its pretty f*ckin swell

step 82: keep this thing alive- it's been two days with no comments lol

step 83:Construction paper cannot actually build a house.

step 84: trying to keep it alive

step 85: come on we have to fulfill korbyns dreams of going to step 99

step 86: people with vaginas have coodies

step 87: suck it

step 87: never stop riding!

Step 89: sepur ubi sub ubi

step 90: kick ass and take names

stop riding,haha jk

step 91: use percaution... dump your girlfreind

step 92: build a huge ass kicker.

step 90: kill EMOS!

step 91: please dont through rocks at my camera

step 92: im not gangsta, i just lean that way
it wud make sense if u knew bmxers

shut up

step 93: what the hells going on?

step 94: decide to ride naked cos all these new clothes are expensive

step 95: holy shit... were alomsot at step 99... this is bullshit

step 96: im almost step 99 i thnk ill post a few more steps to make it to 99 muah hahaha

step 97: lesson of these steps..... DONT f*ck WITH CHUCK NORRIS lol

step 98: lots of ppl on here are wonderin wats with all the steps?? well so am I