I got to set some sucker up!!

 They suck so bad!

 You and your thing for wood!! LOL.

 I love my hardwoods but I'd trade you a few hickory's for aspens if they'd grow here.

 You can tell its an aspen by the way that it is. Thats pretty neat.

 Never tried them. Just run them over.

 roast them at the shop N0ob

 Yes sir.

 Different bike. The pike ate all these up like a champ.

 You're such a n00b, why don't you ride the Session to work, it will be much more efficient, do you know anything about bikes

 Mah bad! I ride it tomorrow.

 God man! You will notice the difference so much! Lenz - For Rampage and major hucks Trek - For putting in the miles on Strava etc

 I have had it backwards this whole time. YOU A GENIUS!

 Some say im a bike whisperer, others say im a combination of c4 and hwipwill, we will never know the truth, also try 3" tyres on the Trek and 700c tyres on the Lenz for maximum efficency

 That is the scariest thought I have ever had! I try the tire idea tho!

 I know, imagine the forums with someone like that on the loose! and you should, people think the big tire will cause a lot of rolling resistance, but this is 100% false, it makes it 784% more efficient for those long miles on the Trek and the Lenz will benefit from the grip of the 700c, especially after a back flip

 Little bastards almost took me out! They're hard as a rock. Like riding on marbles.