pretty much it right there...

 I have a sick hope of someday becoming YouTube famous by taking on a mountain lion with nothing but a good sized knife, and winning. And not pissing my pants.

 Love playing with cats and beating them to the punch...look in their eyes, anticipate the strike, and block with machete(for the lion of course). At least it sounds good. Only think about this so much cause I've run into a few. Usually turn around and ride away, but someday that prob won't work.

 Huh. Sick! I've only heard them prowling around, haven't actually seen one yet. People still getting eaten out there??

 tons up here but sightings are rare...

 f*ckin a. I'll find one to fight eventually. I'll be really pissed though, if (IF) I win the fight, and my buddy's like "Oh,.. You uh, you wanted me to record that? f*ck. Can you, like, do it again?"

 its a Pakistani beat it blade!

 Hahaha! Damnit. That was supposed to say cleaver, not goddamned cleaner.

 ha....yes...I think it does...

 yep kinda like Rambo... really muscly can evade entire army's and sometimes I wear a burlap sack and a head tether....

 Proper!

 ok have to come clean...more like Dumbo...kinda fat,,,cannot escape a mosquito,,,sack and tether stand though...

 Even more proper


www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYWGF8Hrkg8

 Ha'nnbbbbbbb!!!!