Pffft.

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flag a1n2d3r4z5e6j7 (May 18, 2007 at 7:18)
lol what? nice bike but she should ride something like dc cock or pornstar, dunno the brand
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flag a-dan (Apr 17, 2008 at 19:25)
she bought it by giving the guy a blow job... seriously
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flag BULY (Jun 5, 2008 at 11:53)
Lucky lucky man.
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flag gibson243 (Jul 20, 2008 at 12:42) (Below Threshold) show comment
i see they gave her the shitty spec with 6" rotors instead of 8".

why hasnt milf commented here yet?
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flag excelride (Aug 6, 2008 at 19:52)
hahhahahah she should be ridin a Cove STD, Handjob or Hummer
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flag dillonchamberlain (Nov 4, 2008 at 23:23)
True dat!
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flag recklessness (Dec 22, 2008 at 11:40)
So she pushed a bike around all day because she couldn't drive??? There's no f*cking way that coked-out, uncoordinated, dummard, of a slut could ride that bike. Realistically, when she sits on the bike, the whole thing will disappear into her gargantuan, abused, yet famous pussy. You all saw the whore-off, this is part 2.
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flag dushan-mandik (Dec 24, 2008 at 12:55)
only reason she looks relitivly fit in this pic is because the glasses cover the majority of her face
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flag konafaun (May 18, 2007 at 7:29)
Szkoda zmarnowanej ramy i amora
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flag nemesis9691 (May 18, 2007 at 7:49)
A1N2D3R4Z5E6J7 you mean a 24 cycles Pornking? Anyway Hilton on a Spesh Waa Waa woo waa I like !
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flag raak (May 18, 2007 at 7:51)
god she's a dumb cow. I mean I really dislike her to the point were I start to dislike people who admire her. they seem as stupid as her. Nice spesh rig though.
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flag ali-chapple (Dec 14, 2008 at 13:56)
cud not have put that any better myself!
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flag lescart (Dec 22, 2008 at 11:39)
i like her cos she has got blond hair and she smiles alot and people take photos of her and she has a dog that sits in a bag and her dad is a wanker!
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flag dushan-mandik (Dec 24, 2008 at 12:51)
and she has alot of money tup Big Grin
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flag nemesis9691 (May 18, 2007 at 7:53) (Below Threshold) show comment
I like her, I have no idea why I do, still someone has to lol
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flag dawimed (May 18, 2007 at 8:12)
She can't ride on this bike
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flag bluewavebiking (May 18, 2007 at 9:14)
man that ladies a jerk :S yuck
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flag joedaho (May 18, 2007 at 9:27)
I saw something like this in the Sun the other day and it pissed me right off that the dumb bint has this really rather nice bike that is never going to see anything other than pavements. I gave me RAGE.
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flag robjameretc (May 18, 2007 at 11:28)
yer shes annoying but the simple life was addictive.
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flag bikeboyec (May 18, 2007 at 12:00)
i'm supposed to have that bike.... not she.....
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flag sie7e (May 18, 2007 at 19:00)
waste of bike in both cases!!!
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flag boss89 (May 18, 2007 at 12:27)
great pic.I love itSmile
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flag reignxrider (May 18, 2007 at 13:05)
I don't really understand why this bike has a seat. wouldn't not having a seat make it more comfortable for her?
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flag adreny (May 18, 2007 at 15:33)
thats f*cking awesome, our new womans DH world champ in the making.
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flag unwritten (May 18, 2007 at 15:37)
Awesome comment! Smile
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flag seizureboy (May 18, 2007 at 18:21)
Id rather ride the bike than the whore
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flag tobsen (May 19, 2007 at 5:15)
i found a picture of her new seat Smile

http://www.vrag.ru/images/news_pic/dildo_bike.jpg
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flag live2ride07 (May 19, 2007 at 6:45)
id ride her like a bike
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flag fantaman (May 20, 2007 at 2:31)
hahahaha do i see platform pedals on Xc bike,she need to learn on spd pedals and crash.Paris on a bike = a auwfull combination.
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flag dugi (May 23, 2007 at 10:27)
She is to dumb to ride .She can't ride RazzPPPPPPPP
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flag freeridekid123 (Jun 5, 2007 at 19:10)
haha sooo true... lol haha her going to jail is soooo funny
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flag amerdolah90 (Jun 8, 2007 at 14:58)
hahahahah wat a bitch.... shes in jail.... dumb bitch... bcoz she cant ride for shit....
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flag ritchie (Jun 16, 2007 at 21:22)
that bike probably cost her pocket changes
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flag sand (Jul 14, 2007 at 13:56)
shit.. I just can't belive what I am lookin at... Paris-kitty-Holton witch Specialized.....
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flag downhiller28 (Oct 26, 2007 at 5:37)
yea lets see here wheely and fall on he fat ass
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flag dirtchucker (Dec 14, 2007 at 12:51)
her boobs r nice but otherwise she sucks cock! (really)
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flag BULY (Jun 5, 2008 at 11:52)
She can suck mine anytime.
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flag lescart (Dec 23, 2007 at 3:49)
listen guys, if you (and me) had her wealth, we would be hounded and also act like she does! its how she was brought up, she knows no difference. i personally dont care about her, or mind her. (my own opinion) and yehh she has got nice boobs!
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flag lescart (Dec 23, 2007 at 3:50)
i thought milf would have had his say!
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flag lucky49 (Feb 16, 2008 at 14:56)
shame ! No bell..
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flag pype (Feb 17, 2008 at 13:02)
LOLOLOL
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flag giantstpSS (Feb 19, 2008 at 12:26)
why a mountain bike? she is just going to ride on the sidewalk of that
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flag giantstpSS (Feb 19, 2008 at 12:28)
didnt even take the reflectors off
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flag rabocse (Feb 20, 2008 at 22:51)
she's a bitch.
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flag StevePrice (Feb 21, 2008 at 10:32)
i hate her, as if she can ride, i seriously hope she dies
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flag StevePrice (Feb 21, 2008 at 10:41)
some studpi quotes of hers:
to get out of jail:
"i shouldnt go to jail because the public enjoy reading about her in news papers" we really dont

about her porn movie:
"it makes me feel good about myself that i am earning money by my self and not getting it from my dad" no paris, your a slut.

there we go, rant over..
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flag robbie654 (Mar 5, 2008 at 6:23)
she is worth a squirt or 2
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flag norcodj (Mar 18, 2008 at 19:56)
next thing she will get arrested for riding under the influence
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flag atomikboy (Mar 18, 2008 at 20:04)
true dat true dat lol
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flag victor9874 (Apr 5, 2008 at 21:13)
i want to ridee too... but her!!!!
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flag thedemo8man (Apr 25, 2008 at 20:34)
f*ck all of u shes way hot
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flag j-trim-jamis (Apr 27, 2008 at 14:43)
The sad thing is she will probably only ride that bike for 45 days then never willl she touch it again!!
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flag pattywagon (May 20, 2008 at 13:58)
i feel sorry for the bike Frown ...
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flag Kbone (Jul 5, 2008 at 21:48)
Isn't that the complete wrong bike for commuting? No wonder she's walking it, commuting on a full suspension is a bitch.
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flag prytfr (Jul 9, 2008 at 5:17)
Szkoda fulla dla takiej CIPY Razz!!!
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flag mudd (Jul 17, 2008 at 14:05)
That's Hot! She can wash my Bentley anytime!
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flag madgab (Jul 17, 2008 at 14:06)
Paris ride men , not bikes
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flag dixn (Jul 17, 2008 at 14:15)
specialized hit a all time low in there hunt for new models to promote there range Wink
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flag verkuyl10 (Jul 17, 2008 at 16:19)
reflecter?
how gay
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flag DHPOTRoxx (Jul 20, 2008 at 12:39)
perra
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flag mudd (Aug 1, 2008 at 10:58)
Remove the reflector!
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flag krys1993 (Aug 1, 2008 at 12:11)
wheres her helmet. what if she decides to do a drop in downtown L.A. setting a bad example...
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flag sookebiker (Aug 3, 2008 at 17:56)
this seat would be perfect for her. good comment tobsen

http://www.vrag.ru/images/news_pic/dildo_bike.jpg
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flag AidenCrocker (Jul 11, 2009 at 4:24)
she is yuck !!!! f*cking euurrrrr
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flag jamiebiker (Jul 20, 2009 at 14:28)
i got a hundred bucks for the first guy to run her over. or push her off her bike
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