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yeah until in once case you are slippin out of the thing you want to be in and into something you don't want to be in
1) Riding a bike in public is not frowned upon.
2) Bikes never want to talk to you about how they feel.
3) Bikes don’t complain if things come up and you cannot be with them.
4) You can ride hard and fast or nice and slow, and the bike won’t care.
5) Bicycles only require about $25 dollars of maintenance every 1000 miles, while girls require several hundred every feet they walk in a mall.
7) You don’t have to worry about needing a rubber, the bike already has all you will need.
11) When you get in a wreck on a bike you will just get hurt, but a wreck with a girl will leave you hurt and broke.
12) A bike never says, "I have a headache."
13) There is no need to go out on a date with a bike and spend lots of money trying to impress it.
16) A bike doesn’t want to cuddle after a long, hard ride.
17) Bikes don’t think they are better then men.
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Bikes allow you to see the world and all its beauty, whereas girls only want you looking at them and not the other beauties.
19) After you get a bike it stays the same weight.
20) When a bike goes it doesn’t take half of your money with it.
21) Going too fast on a bike isn’t nearly as dangerous as going too fast with a girl. No matter how fast you go on a bike you will never have to pay child support.
22) A bike will take you where you want to go for free, a girl will make you go to places and make you pay for it.
24) You can tell immediately if a bike is straight or not.
25) Coming home late with a bike or going away for a while with a bike won’t result in a angry father looking for you with his shotgun.
26) Bikes are simple to understand, and you can easily tell what the problem is and how to fix it. There are no subtle signals you must look for.
27) There is no arguing with a bike about who gets to be on top, for the bike is always on the bottom.
2 Bikes don’t ruin men's lives.
2) Bikes never want to talk to you about how they feel.
3) Bikes don’t complain if things come up and you cannot be with them.
4) You can ride hard and fast or nice and slow, and the bike won’t care.
5) Bicycles only require about $25 dollars of maintenance every 1000 miles, while girls require several hundred every feet they walk in a mall.
7) You don’t have to worry about needing a rubber, the bike already has all you will need.
11) When you get in a wreck on a bike you will just get hurt, but a wreck with a girl will leave you hurt and broke.
12) A bike never says, "I have a headache."
13) There is no need to go out on a date with a bike and spend lots of money trying to impress it.
16) A bike doesn’t want to cuddle after a long, hard ride.
17) Bikes don’t think they are better then men.
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Bikes allow you to see the world and all its beauty, whereas girls only want you looking at them and not the other beauties.19) After you get a bike it stays the same weight.
20) When a bike goes it doesn’t take half of your money with it.
21) Going too fast on a bike isn’t nearly as dangerous as going too fast with a girl. No matter how fast you go on a bike you will never have to pay child support.
22) A bike will take you where you want to go for free, a girl will make you go to places and make you pay for it.
24) You can tell immediately if a bike is straight or not.
25) Coming home late with a bike or going away for a while with a bike won’t result in a angry father looking for you with his shotgun.
26) Bikes are simple to understand, and you can easily tell what the problem is and how to fix it. There are no subtle signals you must look for.
27) There is no arguing with a bike about who gets to be on top, for the bike is always on the bottom.
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Bikes don’t ruin men's lives.
19) After you get a bike it stays the same weight.
in fact you can even change it, but of course like everrything lighter is better.
in fact you can even change it, but of course like everrything lighter is better.
K this is stupid. I mean frame it and put it in a museum where amazing worthy stuff goes. Not the museum where people donate old crap thats taking up space in there garage. Sorry if I "ruined it" just delete my comments here or something. get over it
so what? its somewhat true, even though society is getting better, there are still prejudiced people out there.
you guy, my honest oppinion: get over it. its a joke, nothing complicated to make an argument out of!
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same! i go to the local trails and either case a huge table or drop to flat pretty much then im like SORRY 243, I TRULY AM!
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i have to say i disagree with the last one, sometimes i talk to my bike. sounds weird but im sure i'm not the only one
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tbh, personally i find biking more rewarding and enjoyable than sex. sex gets boring, biking doesnt.
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Date: 2008-03-26
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