Only the bike will ever get ridden again

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flag crowe (Jul 1, 2008 at 3:41)
a good girlfriend would understand.
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flag the-A-team (Jul 1, 2008 at 5:03)
um sure if you did that to any girl theres a pretty good chance of here not being there in the morning and your keys to your car aswell...
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flag r00th00k3d (Jul 29, 2008 at 12:09)
who needs a car when you have a bike!
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flag Ilovelife (Jul 13, 2009 at 16:12)
I concur.
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flag TheShad (Jul 14, 2009 at 16:54)
a really good girlfriend would be up for a 3-some
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flag bunkey (Jul 22, 2009 at 9:24)
Mmmmm, dry teflon lube...
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flag wasikowski (Jul 1, 2008 at 7:38)
its a good idea cuz if it rains at night the bike might rust, but all the girl has to do is dry off with a towel
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flag TheShad (Jul 1, 2008 at 11:14)
Bikes are so much easier to deal with than women.... a bike doesn't mind getting dirty, a bike loves it if you ride it hard for hours, a bike doesn't get jealous if you admire another bike and when you upgrade to a better bike it won't take your house, car and half your cash when it leaves!!!
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flag bmxpro99 (Jul 8, 2008 at 11:13) (Below Threshold) show comment
you just commented on a bunch of stuff from "why my bike is better than my girlfriend" it's a picture...
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flag Ilovelife (Jul 13, 2009 at 16:13)
And you can have a black bike and bring it home to your parents.
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flag sup3rc0w (Jul 14, 2009 at 12:57)
Ilovelife - that cracked me up - I'm gonna use that one in a different crowd and claim it as my own joke Big Grin
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flag Ilovelife (Jul 14, 2009 at 16:07)
When did i ever claim it as my own joke? =/

Thats just how jokes work, you cant own joke, you cant charge people who want to use it.
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flag o8demo8 (Jul 2, 2008 at 5:07)
haha f**k yah!! i like the upgrade part Smile
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flag cruelty-and-the-beast (Jul 3, 2008 at 18:50)
The new one takes half your cash!
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flag my-bfs-a-biker (Jan 19, 2009 at 13:54)
If you treat a gf like that she'll be gone soon enough - then u can spend all ur time with ur bike Smile
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Date: 2008-07-01
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