You can't imagine how it's hard for ridin'dudes like me to be happy in such a country... Been travelling last years, and we're for sure the less openminded country, with the less openminded women...
^^ "-wad-" it's because she doesn't have tweezers and a magnifying glass to deal with your infant-sized penis. She also has better judgement than that because you are just overcompensating for your own gayness. I bet you take naps outside the prison yard for free sex. You waste oxygen.