found a quote and made this

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flag xdannyx (Jul 30, 2008 at 19:37)
ahahahahah!
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flag squamishturtle (Jul 30, 2008 at 19:39)
been done better before
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flag three-star (Jul 30, 2008 at 19:42) (Below Threshold) show comment
yep :p
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flag xt-shreder (Jul 30, 2008 at 22:23)
ya i think we should have a thread with all these pics in them but bike related
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flag DHDavid (Jul 31, 2008 at 11:19)
Awesome idea!! But downhill is one word not two..
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flag three-star (Jul 31, 2008 at 18:42)
crap
didnt notice that
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flag Andrei13Street (Aug 2, 2008 at 11:44)
You fail at sounding smart..
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flag Kona-Rider1 (Aug 2, 2008 at 11:44) (Below Threshold) show comment
haha!
halarios!
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flag jankes14 (Aug 4, 2008 at 3:58)
I had seen this sentence a week before....
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flag hoffmanrider3 (Aug 15, 2008 at 7:50) (Below Threshold) show comment
I don't get it :S
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flag chargerz23 (Aug 26, 2008 at 18:38)
any a*shole can figure out the expression, but since you have a dick in your mouth, one in each ear, two up your nose, and five in your ass, ill explain it.

its being implied that when you downhill bike, you need (2) balls of steel. which i agree with completely. in team, and some individual sports, you need a ball to play (football, soccer, golf, basketball), like, an actual ball, not the ones dangling in your face. biking takes balls (you're probably getting turned on by me saying "balls" so much). you would know if youve ever hit a drop bigger than curb, ripped a jump bigger than you're boyfriends dick, or ridden a trail more hardcore than your mom's bushy vag.

downhill, and any other form of hardcore biking, need big brass balls. sports require only one.
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flag three-star (Aug 27, 2008 at 13:01)
thank you !
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flag vilneff33 (Sep 8, 2008 at 16:21)
Hoffman, you just got owned
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flag alcapwny (Oct 25, 2008 at 20:04)
chargerz23, u own at insults
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flag hoffmanrider3 (Oct 26, 2008 at 18:01) (Below Threshold) show comment
That was Mean Frown but i was laughing the whole time but thanks for exsplaining Wink
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flag SAVAGE-RIDER (Dec 8, 2008 at 19:23)
LMAO that was absoluty epic!
chargerz23 you rock!
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flag jeffrupert (Jan 15, 2009 at 12:49)
hahaha i think that applies for all biking
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flag ThunderbirdDJ (Mar 18, 2009 at 21:14) (Below Threshold) show comment
peice of crap remake. make it a shot that lookss dangerous, not some guy going over roots.
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flag dhharry (Apr 19, 2009 at 11:29)
^^^ some guy, are you fkin kidin meee, steve peat u arsehole
bet you couldnt do it Razz
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flag afro-99 (Jul 10, 2009 at 21:19)
OMFG i saw that scratched into a bathroom stall in whistler
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flag revolution101 (Jul 29, 2009 at 15:44)
soooooo true
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flag DirtyDee (Aug 27, 2009 at 16:50)
chagerz comment has made me laugh more than anything i have ever seen on PB before, legend.
Lift his ban and let us enjoy more of this pwnage!!
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flag RPereira (Jul 31, 2008 at 3:25)
Looooooool nice SmileSmileSmileSmile
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flag DAMZ (Jul 31, 2008 at 3:27)
true...
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flag crashin (Jul 31, 2008 at 5:11) (Below Threshold) show comment
and this requiers no balls.
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flag crowe (Sep 2, 2008 at 3:19)
you must be a roadie!!
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flag renius (Jul 31, 2008 at 10:25)
damn right!!!
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flag hepetodh (Jul 31, 2008 at 20:18)
jaja thats true should be POD!!!!!!!!!
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flag dranoel (Aug 1, 2008 at 12:09)
what about rachal atherton and the other girls ripping it..?
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flag ferrayado124 (Aug 28, 2008 at 16:39)
hmm lol good question
they have balls, but not literally
or probably the ones on their chest count. lol
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flag dtlasky (Aug 1, 2008 at 20:06) (Below Threshold) show comment
What about Baseball, basketball, Water Polo, Ping pong, Cricket, Softball, Volleyball, Bowling, Kickball, Handball, Soccer, Tennis, Lacrosse, Whiffle ball, Pickle, Stickball, Rugby, Jai-Alai, Racket ball, Squash, ECT.????
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flag three-star (Aug 1, 2008 at 22:14)
you can have fun trying to get that to fit on there Razz
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flag dranoel (Aug 4, 2008 at 14:30)
You have too much time.
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flag afro-99 (Aug 27, 2009 at 19:49)
nope im fine playing Baseball, basketball, Water Polo, Ping pong, Cricket, Softball, Volleyball, Bowling, Kickball, Handball, Soccer, Tennis, Lacrosse, Whiffle ball, Pickle, Stickball, Rugby, Jai-Alai, Racket ball, Squash, ECT. with only one ball
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flag kurtis178 (Aug 4, 2008 at 21:18)
so true
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flag ozborn (Aug 5, 2008 at 15:23)
aahahah yea that's right
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flag the-lemon (Aug 7, 2008 at 17:11)
ahahahaha
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flag glennwithap2 (Aug 9, 2008 at 10:38)
this is true but getting old..
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flag Chilton321 (Aug 13, 2008 at 9:01)
haha yay
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flag wkdrider69 (Aug 17, 2008 at 0:29)
i rote that on my helmet agez ago lol
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flag freeride4life360 (Aug 17, 2008 at 0:32) (Below Threshold) show comment
football and downhill are two incomparable sports. Both require different talents which make them great sports.
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flag acosetti (Sep 1, 2008 at 12:11)
f*cking f*g
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flag freeride4life360 (Sep 3, 2008 at 18:40) (Below Threshold) show comment
whats wrong with football?
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flag alcapwny (Oct 25, 2008 at 20:06)
u only need 1 ball to play fooball. thats what is wrong with. jesus christ.
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flag cyberhawk (Mar 16, 2009 at 7:24)
football sucks ! ! Big Grin
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flag luke-xcess (Mar 23, 2009 at 15:46)
I think you might find that it is referring to what we call football in england or what you might call soccer, because yes from what I have seen, american football does take balls.
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flag cyberhawk (Mar 24, 2009 at 0:31)
then i would have said american football Wink
but true.. same a rugby and so.. more lethal contact..
the only balls you need at soccer//football is to be a supporter with all the hooligans and so lol football = stupid
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flag GazB (Sep 2, 2008 at 3:16)
lol
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flag crowe (Sep 2, 2008 at 3:19)
perfect!!
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flag freeride4life360 (Sep 3, 2008 at 18:52) (Below Threshold) show comment
i think they both have their adrenaline rushing moments. Theres nothing like being a saftey and having a 250 pound fullback running straight towards you. same goes for biking theres nothing like hitting a stunt for the first time and the adrenaline rush that goes with it. Just my 2 cents. Bring on the neg props!!!
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flag t3aSeR (Oct 26, 2008 at 9:03)
Don't forget the adrenaline rush you get when get that final putt in but still lose the game to some 70 year old.
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flag rmb0rider (Sep 8, 2008 at 16:21) (Below Threshold) show comment
should be : soccer and golf instead of football
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flag vilneff33 (Sep 8, 2008 at 16:23) (Below Threshold) show comment
yea, like you need to have balls if you got a guy like The Bus running at you full tilt
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flag three-star (Oct 27, 2008 at 15:45)
no one knows who the f*ck the bus is
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flag vilneff33 (Oct 27, 2008 at 17:48)
Jerome Betis... The Bus
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flag three-star (Oct 28, 2008 at 18:18)
noone knows jerome betis either
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flag d-bax (Sep 14, 2008 at 14:50)
hey freeride4life360 u obviously play football u cock sucking f*ggot so go wrap ur arms around a bunch of homos wearing too many pads and get a life!!!!
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flag alcapwny (Oct 25, 2008 at 20:08)
i know, right. football is no fun because it doesn't hurt bcuz u wear pads. yes, i play football and it is for pussies
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flag t3aSeR (Oct 26, 2008 at 9:06)
Ya rather play rugby, no pads, just balls (aswell!).
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flag alcapwny (Oct 26, 2008 at 9:07)
i know man. we don't play it in america because everyone is a pussy when it comes to sports
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flag freeride4life360 (Oct 26, 2008 at 17:50)
^at least i can kick your pussy ass
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flag alcapwny (Oct 26, 2008 at 18:09)
who the hell are you?
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flag freeride4life360 (Oct 26, 2008 at 21:51)
i was just kidding i don't want to get in a argument. yes i do play football and must admit i like biking way more and i think biking is a lot more fun then football.
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flag t3aSeR (Oct 27, 2008 at 6:50)
You sound like a people pleaser now.
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flag freeride4life360 (Oct 28, 2008 at 8:26)
why even go there? You're saying that i dont like biking more then football? how would you know?
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flag t3aSeR (Oct 28, 2008 at 8:38)
I wouldn't care the least which one you like more, as long as you do bike! Peace.
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flag freeride4life360 (Oct 28, 2008 at 12:57)
of coarse i bike lol
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flag garnet556 (Sep 23, 2008 at 18:11)
that is the most true statment ever
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flag tom-tom (Oct 1, 2008 at 17:43)
nice!,but you should have said Down Hill because team sports only require one ball.
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flag xxburton4lifexx (Oct 16, 2008 at 18:17)
you forgot baseball, volleyball, soccer, tennis, basketball, rugbuy.... and whatever else i forgot.
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flag norcofreeridderr (Oct 17, 2008 at 15:13)
haha ive played football for a season and its f*ckin scary getting trucked by 250 lb guys. dh is the best tho
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flag alcapwny (Oct 25, 2008 at 20:09)
not really. i got leveled by a 280 pound lineman and i weigh 120 and it is not scary.
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flag luke-xcess (Mar 23, 2009 at 15:56)
Perhaps not, I played rugby not football, for about the same length of time that I have now been biking and in that time I got injured far more often: my arm was broken, my leg was broken, I had a mild fratcure in the other arm, both my arms were sprained several times, I was knocked out more times than I can remember and this was all before the age of sixteen. I'm not saying that it takes more balls to play rugby than bike I'm just saying taht at times it can be a little scary.
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flag freeridestyle (Nov 13, 2008 at 12:56)
Steve peat is a legend...
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flag scottcampbell (Nov 30, 2008 at 16:14)
Downhill people who ride it are cool, people who watch it have boring lives
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flag mustard--retard (Dec 1, 2008 at 5:13)
thats right m8 !!
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flag mustard--retard (Dec 1, 2008 at 5:13)
this is true ya need to balls for DownHill Big GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin
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flag chaddles (Dec 17, 2008 at 3:58)
POD
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flag Sapinuski (Jan 22, 2009 at 10:20)
this is so true
there's a kid at school who only has one nut and plays football
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flag zhayne (Jan 25, 2009 at 16:07)
we put pads on trees to protect the trees xD
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flag DH3963 (Feb 8, 2009 at 11:20)
ha, nice, and true
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flag scotch (Feb 11, 2009 at 19:38)
good, bu it should be Sam Hill Wink
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flag vineet (Feb 27, 2009 at 9:46)
Cricket sux! All cricketers should be slained. All cricket pitches should be converted into MTB parks.
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flag flymore (Apr 6, 2009 at 11:18)
how true..
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flag melonhead1145 (Jun 27, 2009 at 14:00)
its embarrasing to come from the country that came up with the idea of cricket
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flag DH-rida-22 (Mar 18, 2009 at 21:17)
hockey is the only other sport i like and u really need balls to do some shit in mtb
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flag tomlesech (Apr 3, 2009 at 4:28)
lol
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flag norcokilleer (Apr 9, 2009 at 4:12)
THATS SO TRUE!!!!!!
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flag jarmenator (Apr 9, 2009 at 10:03)
football's for pussy sucking gays that run around, get overpaid and think that a tap on the leg is a serious injury! mtb rocks
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flag JoshBatten (Apr 13, 2009 at 11:38)
haha
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flag ryantaylor (Apr 9, 2009 at 13:05)
in it good
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flag VagosDH (Apr 12, 2009 at 10:55)
brutal men
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flag laan71 (Apr 14, 2009 at 17:57)
lol this is great
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flag konastuff13 (Apr 21, 2009 at 12:25)
THIS IS AMAZING + it is 100% true!!!! ya
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flag josh4 (Apr 28, 2009 at 7:19)
forgot soccer
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flag colegodard14 (May 7, 2009 at 23:31)
wow every one wasted so much time aruduing back and forth how bout we just say u all suck at biking and foot ball and so one..cuz if u have this much spare time u probablly dont no how to bike specially that chargerz223 or wat ever
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flag weeman12 (May 12, 2009 at 20:56)
I think that you guys should accually go out and play american football and get hit by a 300lb lineman and see how it feels or even a 200 lb linebacker at fullspeed.Im not gonna like its funny but all the $hit talking about american football is just a bunch of bull except for the over paying.
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flag INFIDELicious (May 25, 2009 at 0:34)
You still only need one ball for football..
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flag Tribikefarce (May 25, 2009 at 0:38)
American football is so boring to watch. its like nascar. OHHH! they're turning left! OHHHH! they're turning left again! only all the guys are wearing butt-huggers and jumping on each other to get at a dudes ball.
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flag weeman12 (May 25, 2009 at 20:27)
ok thats realy old you only need one ball for football,its like a broken recored damn man move on come up with somthing new.
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flag ScottRobertson (Jun 10, 2009 at 10:12)
well i doo feel for the girl riders!
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flag Obzik (Jun 28, 2009 at 2:30)
Yeaaa... That's true... Smile
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flag Uciu (Jul 1, 2009 at 3:50)
hehe
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flag DhRtrPoland (Jul 14, 2009 at 1:43)
hah, and girls ? what do they have ? ;p
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flag thompson27 (Jul 18, 2009 at 12:07)
what if you lose your football? then you need two haha
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flag snakehill009 (Jul 21, 2009 at 23:10)
im so tired of hearing this "quote"
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flag curt272 (Jul 29, 2009 at 13:20)
agreed seen this to many times but the sayings still good Smile and leat u picked a good rider for the picture Steve Peat!!!
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flag richardxxx (Jul 26, 2009 at 16:17)
lol
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flag rossspecialized (Aug 7, 2009 at 4:51)
i play golf and football and ride mtb
but not dh
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flag afro-99 (Aug 27, 2009 at 19:52)
skate boarding needs lots of balls , in your mouth that is
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flag thedemo7rider (Sep 29, 2009 at 17:41)
thats so true
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flag bedschannel (Nov 18, 2009 at 13:40)
YES sooo right!
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flag johnyredbull (Nov 19, 2009 at 12:54)
chargerz23 lmao
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