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flag half-pint (Aug 2, 2008 at 10:27)
yeh!! Chuck Norris is the greatest guy to ever be born
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flag Hezzy08 (Aug 2, 2008 at 13:47)
woooooo! ive been to that rock! its in new zealand!
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flag gibson243 (Aug 6, 2008 at 20:58)
Chuck Norris wasn't born. He was raised by wolves and trained by bears.
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flag MattyCatchy (Sep 24, 2008 at 10:54)
Giraffs were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
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flag jakebuckland (Oct 15, 2008 at 12:38)
that was on the side of mbuk
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flag Funkmeister-J (Jan 23, 2009 at 14:17)
when chuck norris does push ups, hes not pushing himself up...hes pushing the whole world down!
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flag Funkmeister-J (Jan 24, 2009 at 7:37)
if youve got a fiver and chuck norris has a fiver, hes got more money than you!
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flag MattyCatchy (Jan 27, 2009 at 10:44)
If Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris.
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flag DirtRebel (Jun 18, 2009 at 6:24)
Once Chuck Norris went into a BurgerKing, ordered a BigMac...
...AND GOT IT xD my fav Wink
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flag spikeybiker (Aug 2, 2008 at 10:42)
chuck wasnt born he was CREATED
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flag poozank (Aug 8, 2008 at 12:27)
i thought he round house kicked he way out and thus performed the first c-section
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flag purplepimpchimp (Aug 12, 2008 at 13:52)
No the picture is of the rock that Chuck norris was in side when it crashed to earth from a parralel universe.
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flag mtber111 (Aug 2, 2008 at 12:37)
man when chuck norris looks into the meior nothing appears couse there will never be a second chuck norris
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flag lescart (Aug 2, 2008 at 12:50) (Below Threshold) show comment
sorry guys, steven seagal is the man, not chuck..
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flag spikeybiker (Aug 2, 2008 at 13:08)
hate to dissagree with you man but steven segal does my head in with how he always squints his voice and his over all personality
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flag CruzinV10 (Aug 28, 2008 at 17:01)
segal is an fluffy kitten compared to chuck noris
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flag matthew13sanderson (Aug 6, 2009 at 17:23)
seagul like faces 30 guys with fully automatic weapons and kills them all and his hair is still glossy and straight...yeah its f*cked up
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flag slypandington (Aug 2, 2008 at 13:59)
same :O and his f*cking crap movies are always on channel 5 but for some reason I watch them Geek
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flag lescart (Aug 2, 2008 at 17:09)
ofcourse, its a total cheesefest! but cool-ish! thats why i like him.
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flag BikerBaillie (Aug 3, 2008 at 8:23)
when chuck norris does push ups he doesnt push him self up he pushes the world down Razz
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flag lnuts (Aug 3, 2008 at 12:05)
did you hear chuck norris's tears can cure cancer, the only problem is he never cries...
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flag kunami (Aug 3, 2008 at 18:44)
USA is not a democracy, it's a chucktatorship.
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flag orangebiker7 (Aug 5, 2008 at 4:42)
go to www.google.ca and type find chuck norris , then click im feeling lucky
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flag Spcialzd (Aug 6, 2008 at 8:30)
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now known as the Islands
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flag bonkfisher5 (Aug 8, 2008 at 9:17)
lol
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flag purplepimpchimp (Aug 12, 2008 at 13:50)
Chuck Norris created giraffes when he uppercutted a horse.
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flag STP-Matt (Aug 13, 2008 at 10:30)
Evolution is just a list of animals that Chuck Norris lets live
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flag crazypunk69 (Aug 20, 2008 at 13:47)
Chuck Norris dosnt sleep he waits
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flag jakebuckland (Jan 24, 2009 at 2:06)
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
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flag jakebuckland (Jan 24, 2009 at 2:09)
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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flag jakebuckland (Jan 24, 2009 at 2:10)
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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flag jakebuckland (Jan 24, 2009 at 2:15)
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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flag stefan1hander (Mar 10, 2009 at 19:19)
chuck noris can do a tail whip with a triple crown fork XD yeah its lame i know
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flag sam-wethepeople- (May 1, 2009 at 10:50)
chuck noris can slam a revolvin door
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flag sam-wethepeople- (May 1, 2009 at 10:52)
when chuck noris looks in the mirror it smashes becaus it wouldnt dare get in between chuck noris and chuck noris
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