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Yeah it is.

i seen him riding up fort will, he was immense like

how about fried cheese from Slovakia??

With only 10 people ??........I suppose youve got enough for 2 5-a-side teams

Or synchronized swimming, curling or tag-team pie-eat marathons?

its a joke mate

I think Gadmack was joking too- I could be wrong. Maybe he does want to see Neil Donoghue and Helen Gaskell in a pie eating contest??

Oh dear, oh dear..! Context is such a fickle bedfellow.

sorry

is helen gaskell a man?!?!

...what kind of response are you actually looking for?

She's probably got bigger balls than you, Calum! lol

no my balls are of a nice size, i am most pleased with the gurth of my penis though

Haha, gurth of a pencil?

gurth of a log mate

A log the size of a pencil?

Mate its massive and if you don't pipe down i'll penetrate your arse with it and make you scream and bleed like a bitch

gota admit calum made me laugh here

gurth is the latin word for girth! gurth refers to extra large girth compared to the normal white male, in the undergrund network of beckermet i am well known to many a female, thank u and good night!

Coff Coff bullshit.

come on you know its true Nazarr! Nazarr I LOVE YOU!

You're just a walking talking hormone aren't you Calum?

So entertaining!

He's a walking talking prick, i know that much.

Haha drop him nazbut

Haha, beanus you red end raving penis, should we both do him?

Haha send him a slap in the post 1st class!!!

Done!

to be honest you could both try and "do me in" but you would fail epically. i dont claim to be the hardest person in the world but i am one of the hardest people in the UK for my weight and within amatuer boxing. im the current northern youth middleweight ABA champion and i hope to turn professional in the next two years but i am thinking about carrying on to the 2012 olympics. so unlucky guys, but there's no taking away from the fact that your both probably better than me on a bike and i really dont want to argue anymore. im fed up with it. the reason i first came on this website was to view pictures and videos and share stories with the biking community but i've not used it for its intended purposes. i've used it to release my built up anger but im over that stage now. i've came out about my sexuality and i feel a lot better. i have no reason to argue with you anymore so please lets just stop this.

...woah.

So why try and be cocky by writing about the gurth of your penis and how your gonna penetrate my arse with it? Hmmm...

And pinkbike is shit these days. Just turning into one big argument.

Im confused, are you guys joking, or are you gonna kill each other?

Joking, just like the turd site

Ohhh, anger problems. Bless the little child.

That should read as Wee Willie Winkie, by the way.

hmmmmmmm ok. you obviously didnt understand it was a joke. i dont just box i ride bikes as well!