for all you idiots that keep calling them forks its called a fork

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flag tacobell123 (Feb 16, 2009 at 19:15)
wow. really?
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flag andy9 (Feb 16, 2009 at 19:17) (Below Threshold) show comment
yeah bcz peopel say *my forks* when referring to one lol
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flag andy9 (Feb 16, 2009 at 19:57)
yeah, really. and im sorry if i ddint catch any sarcasm in your comment, its kinda hard in writing...
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flag blue-balls (Feb 16, 2009 at 20:03) (Below Threshold) show comment
your an idiot buddy, poeple can call them what they want.
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flag ziegele (Feb 17, 2009 at 19:16)
^^sry bro but we can not take you seriously with that name.....
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flag andy9 (Feb 17, 2009 at 20:07)
^ take that! ballsackS...
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flag blue-balls (Feb 17, 2009 at 22:16)
well im going to go pump my forks over some curbz
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flag SAVAGE-RIDER (Feb 21, 2009 at 21:45)
it's like people calling double crowns triples. i hate that. it's triple clamp or dual crown.
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flag ziegele (Feb 21, 2009 at 23:33)
^that pisses me off so much
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flag avery25 (Feb 23, 2009 at 17:17)
im preeeeety sure it doesnt matter, people know what youre talking about whether you say forks, fork, triple crown, or double crown.
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flag shondo (Feb 23, 2009 at 17:21)
I think you need to go out and get forked.

But I do agree that the rampant misuse of the component nomenclature is annoying to the more astute among us.
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flag downhiller372 (Mar 7, 2009 at 14:59)
fork sounds weird though its like calling pants pant....i bought a new pant
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flag nickperryman711 (Mar 7, 2009 at 15:04)
i think avery25 is right
if other people can put up with people saying forks instead of fork then why can't you?
it just proves that you have to much time on your hands and would rather be putting shit like this on the Internet than doing something useful
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flag mattyfreerider20 (Mar 7, 2009 at 15:27)
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/3091154/ chyeeaaaaa
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flag sam-davies (Mar 10, 2009 at 9:03) (Below Threshold) show comment
I was looking at getting a pair of these forks, how do they ride? Wink
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flag koleslaw (Mar 23, 2009 at 19:06) (Below Threshold) show comment
seriously man, 1 set is called forks, its not called a fork
for instance, "check out this new fork i got for my bike" its sounds retarded
"check out these sick new forks i got for my bike" sounds alot better.
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flag fender101punk (Mar 23, 2009 at 19:10)
"Do you want forks or a spoon to eat your coleslaw?"

forks is plural.. go look on fork manufacturing companies, they even use the term "fork" when talking about one specific fork or "forks" when talking about a group of forks
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flag koleslaw (Mar 23, 2009 at 19:11)
alright, so maybe i am wrong, but regardless, people may say them how they please.
i prefer calling them forks,
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flag sam-davies (Mar 24, 2009 at 1:06)
"seriously man, 1 set is called forks, its not called a fork"

I was being sarcastic BTW, hence the "Wink" emotion.
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flag koleslaw (Mar 24, 2009 at 8:23)
lol i wasnt talking to you, i was talking to the owner of the picture.
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flag xsrider (Apr 6, 2009 at 23:41)
haha f*ck, that guys name is blue-balls hahahahaha, oh shit wheres my diaper when i need it.... i just pissed myself
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flag NORCO-MAN-won (Apr 11, 2009 at 7:44)
IT ALL MAKES SCENCE NOW!!!
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flag NORCO-MAN-won (Apr 12, 2009 at 7:58)
it really does Razz
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flag fr112358 (Apr 20, 2009 at 21:28)
Then what to you call a Cannondale Lefty???
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flag ziegele (Apr 21, 2009 at 12:52)
^its one of its own
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flag fr112358 (Apr 21, 2009 at 15:38)
haha I was just trying to throw a wrench in the works.
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flag blkmrktrider156 (May 6, 2009 at 18:16)
i think u can do watever u want... cuz the suspension company says fork and most every one else does too, but do u ever here someone say "dude look at my new pant!" no u dont... its te same concept... but i do think its retarted wen people call it forks...
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flag hondarider241 (May 17, 2009 at 6:48)
Fender101Punk....thats the stupid thing ever. a fork that you eat with is plural but there is only one, suspension forks are FORKS because they are 2 legs, therefore it is FORKS.
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flag fr112358 (May 17, 2009 at 9:34)
NO MORON! You idiot, the individual little sticks on a dining fork are called PRONGS. A metal stick with two to five prongs on the end is called a fork. So the thing on the front of your bike is a fork. It has two prongs but in the MTB world they are called legs or stanchions.
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flag NORCO-MAN-won (May 17, 2009 at 10:04)
umm retard if they were called STANTIONS NOT PRONGS they could be whatever WE wanted them to be!
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flag fr112358 (May 17, 2009 at 14:46)
What in the f*ck did you just say?
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flag dirtchucker (Jul 31, 2009 at 18:33)
OK!
if nobody is actually sure
why not ask someone from marzocchi or fox or rockshox?
they say its ONE FORK! not FORKS! (like this picture says)
and an eating fork (something you eat with) is called one fork. guess why? cuz it is in the shape of a fork.
more examples are a pitch fork or a tuning fork
they are all the same shape!
the shape is called a fork
http://www.dontdrinkthekoolaidblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/fork.jpg
IM DONE
BYE NOW
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flag dirtchucker (Jul 31, 2009 at 18:46)
also
pants and forks are not the same thing
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flag NORCO-MAN-won (Jul 31, 2009 at 18:49)
dirtchucker (2 mins ago) (Below Threshold) show comment
also
pants and forks are not the same thing
owned yourself Razz
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flag dirtchucker (Jul 31, 2009 at 20:05)
im talking in plural
but i could have said
pants and A FORK are not the same thing
sorry you cant understand
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flag NORCO-MAN-won (Jul 31, 2009 at 20:10)
some people have no scence of sarcasim...
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flag norcoxxxxalinep-e (Feb 16, 2009 at 19:42)
i f*cking hate when people say that, makes me want to saw my arm off. gawd.
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flag stinkybigd (Feb 16, 2009 at 20:36)
i do kinda need new forks for my bike...oh god what have i done! i need "a new fork" for my bike
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flag xSubrosa (Mar 10, 2009 at 14:15)
there forks, its a pair of forks, like pants. you dont say i need new pant. its PANTS.
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flag stinkybigd (Mar 10, 2009 at 18:52)
just like geese, there is no seperate plural form of it.
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flag yellow-invasion (Mar 14, 2009 at 23:34)
i think most of us are pretty lazy to say "a new fork" instead of just "need new forks" or saying "my forks been gay lately.." the "forks" could be a shortened mtbiking term for "my fork has been.." we're just too lazy..we have better things to worry about..like our run time in the dh races, or what upgrade i should get next...as long as the other guy your talking to understands what your saying..if they just end up correcting your silly small mistake, then theyre just being a big fat jerk..jerk-offs..
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flag yorntjefreerider (Mar 25, 2009 at 17:07)
but if you say 'fork' its like you mean a knife & fork to eat with,
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flag norcoxxxxalinep-e (Feb 16, 2009 at 20:39) (Below Threshold) show comment
f*ck you dude.
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flag stingray0123 (Feb 16, 2009 at 20:43)
That was rude.
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flag norcoxxxxalinep-e (Feb 18, 2009 at 7:57) (Below Threshold) show comment
f*ggg
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flag stingray0123 (Feb 18, 2009 at 8:58)
That was also.
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flag norcoxxxxalinep-e (Mar 2, 2009 at 7:55) (Below Threshold) show comment
you are homosexual
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flag stingray0123 (Mar 2, 2009 at 8:50)
Well, you must be a stalker. A bad one at that. I'm not gay.
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flag J-Cann (Mar 8, 2009 at 13:26)
stingray0123.


You owned him like Batman owns Joker
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flag norcoxxxxalinep-e (Mar 8, 2009 at 21:15) (Below Threshold) show comment
if i was gonna stalk someone, which i wouldnt, i definitely wouldnt go to canada. haha, silly canadians.
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flag stingray0123 (Mar 8, 2009 at 22:24)
If you truly wanted to stalk someone, Their country wouldn't matter.
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flag drfulton (Feb 16, 2009 at 21:01) (Below Threshold) show comment
cum on people different onions
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flag biker12344 (Feb 17, 2009 at 19:15)
HAHAH CUM
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flag drfulton (Feb 18, 2009 at 12:43)
lol real mature
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flag SAVAGE-RIDER (Feb 21, 2009 at 21:45)
onions...??
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flag nickperryman711 (Mar 7, 2009 at 15:06)
he probably meant opinions
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flag drfulton (Mar 10, 2009 at 18:10)
lol yea thats what i mean
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flag triptex (Mar 13, 2009 at 14:33)
cum on different onions ?????

Too funny.
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flag PNWrider (Mar 23, 2009 at 19:03)
hahahahaha lol
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flag geminiwarrior02 (Mar 25, 2009 at 11:16)
and this has 69 favs
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flag dylanb23 (Feb 16, 2009 at 21:17)
do you say pant? when referring to your pants?
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flag kylep943 (Feb 17, 2009 at 3:47)
ye
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flag nickperryman711 (Mar 7, 2009 at 15:06)
that would make you a retard lol
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flag kylep943 (Mar 7, 2009 at 16:04)
callin me a retard i making yourself out to be a tit as you clearly cant see jokes
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flag simondignard (Feb 17, 2009 at 19:14)
haha nice one
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flag Bomber-Man-8825 (Feb 17, 2009 at 19:15)
im just so used to saying forks, i dont even realize it
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flag schiestel (Feb 17, 2009 at 19:15)
this makes learnig fun ahaa
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flag Atlas77 (Feb 17, 2009 at 19:17)
Yes! finally someone else who says fork. Not NICE FORKS!
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flag dirtyspoon (Feb 17, 2009 at 19:17)
hahaha
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flag Gravity720 (Feb 17, 2009 at 19:20)
some people are just too lazy to do "My fork's are the 2009 model" "My fork is the 2009 model"
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flag foxracing99987 (Feb 17, 2009 at 19:24)
Caribbean Caribbean one has pirates one is a vacation spot!
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flag Japierdole (Feb 18, 2009 at 12:21)
no shit
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flag Nebelwerfer (Feb 18, 2009 at 12:22)
why many people says : 1 PIKE's ? it is true ?
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flag freeridestyle (Feb 18, 2009 at 12:23)
idiot...
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flag Nebelwerfer (Feb 18, 2009 at 21:43)
FCK OFF ^^
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flag z-man (Feb 20, 2009 at 12:09)
no, you're dumb!
uh uh
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flag z-man (Feb 20, 2009 at 12:10)
well you're dumb times a million
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flag z-man (Feb 20, 2009 at 12:10)
nah uh
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flag Nebelwerfer (Feb 21, 2009 at 3:57)
fck youself of beton wall....
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flag avery25 (Feb 23, 2009 at 17:46)
omg omg omg, shut the f*ck up
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flag kinkos9090 (Feb 19, 2009 at 15:08)
WOW...
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flag konad (Feb 19, 2009 at 19:42)
LMAO, wow just wow!
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flag aerosteeze (Feb 19, 2009 at 19:42)
Holy shit what a waste of an upload. Who actually cares?
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flag avery25 (Feb 23, 2009 at 17:46)
agreed
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flag crashin (Mar 14, 2009 at 11:42)
+1, it's so stupid.
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flag lukethorpe (Feb 24, 2009 at 8:47)
hey nice FORKS on the left... i want them .. haha.
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flag selebrin (Feb 28, 2009 at 18:59)
no really one is a fork! not a forks!!! i need new forks for my DJ bike: 1 rigid fork and 1 suspension fork!!! but i need only one dual-crown fork for my DH bike with one crown under my steering tube and another above the steering tube! i don't really need a triple crown fork cause there is nowhere i could clamp the third one...

some idiot was selling Saint Cranks on e-bay! but it appeared to be only one!!! retard!!!

there are some words that can't be singular pants>... why is it a fork?? cause you have 2 legs in it... you don't call your utensils fork forks do you?? if you do you are probably a retardS!!!
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flag kylep943 (Mar 8, 2009 at 12:33)
well that was a waste of your life
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flag AqueousBeef (Mar 8, 2009 at 14:13)
Cranks is correct, it's short for crankset.
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flag xankas (Mar 7, 2009 at 14:51)
LOL
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flag sam264 (Mar 7, 2009 at 14:53)
I for one, really couldn't give a f*ck, one way or the other.
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flag kylep943 (Mar 8, 2009 at 12:31)
hardly anyone says fork u tit. you dont say 'i bought a new fork for my bike last week'
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flag J-Cann (Mar 8, 2009 at 13:28)
agreed...
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flag norcoxxxxalinep-e (Mar 8, 2009 at 21:18)
i say, i bought a new fork last week, doucher.
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flag selebrin (Mar 8, 2009 at 23:55)
i say i've got a new fork... (if i've got one)
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flag J-Cann (Mar 9, 2009 at 1:46)
yea but u are american...
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flag selebrin (Mar 9, 2009 at 8:38)
i am Ukrainian actually... i thought you guys speak English too??
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flag kylep943 (Mar 9, 2009 at 9:27)
aaaaah well its opinion. i just dont think you should get so botherd about it
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flag supermanseatgrab (Mar 9, 2009 at 7:46)
you guys are all so gay arguing over this shit
fork....forks....
who the f*ck cares
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flag phyco666palmer (Mar 11, 2009 at 7:58) (Below Threshold) show comment
and what? i have fox forks... have u ever thorght i may have more than one pair of fox's? i do so jus why go so hypa over a silly little thing like an s of the end of a word?
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flag selebrin (Mar 9, 2009 at 8:39)
oh!!! how about this!!! My wifes are coming home to cook me a dinner!! (if you're not arab tho)
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flag norcoxxxxalinep-e (Mar 9, 2009 at 18:04)
haha.
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flag phyco666palmer (Mar 11, 2009 at 7:59)
and what? i have fox forks... have u ever thorght i may have more than one pair of fox's? i do so jus why go so hypa over a silly little thing like an s of the end of a word?
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flag diogodavinha (Mar 12, 2009 at 17:19)
hahahhaha,,funny
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flag nocco6622 (Mar 13, 2009 at 18:04)
it really pisses me off when people say forks and triple crown..this is my new pod
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flag RockYMountaiN-FlatlinE (Mar 19, 2009 at 10:07)
triple crown??? havent heard someone say that before, that would piss me off too
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flag selebrin (Mar 21, 2009 at 23:34)
a tripple crown forks on a 2 steering tube frame would be sooo sick!!!
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flag dylaine (Mar 13, 2009 at 18:43)
Oh well, not half as bad as the people who call them shox Razz
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flag thomas-b (Mar 13, 2009 at 21:27)
I don't care what anyone says, I'm going to keep on calling them "forks". "Fork" may be right, but it just sounds weird.
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flag supermanseatgrab (Mar 14, 2009 at 11:48)
how about call them whatever you want
this isnt english class

its a f*ckin extreme sport


settle down ladies and go ride some bicycles
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flag me2menow (May 18, 2009 at 15:48)
sexist
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flag supermanseatgrab (May 24, 2009 at 20:06)
shut up
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flag dillonchamberlain (Mar 15, 2009 at 13:36)
YES!!!!!!!!
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flag azonicryder55555 (Mar 15, 2009 at 15:05)
either way, those are some pretty nice forks
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flag majeau (Mar 15, 2009 at 15:22)
i bet u did not even read the des...
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flag azonicryder55555 (Mar 15, 2009 at 18:46)
theres more than one fork in this pic
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flag ajax-ripper (Mar 15, 2009 at 19:29)
I actualy asked an english professer at UoA the otehr day and i got this answer: "either is propper, how ever it depends on the tense used. for example "you should get this forks" is improper were as "you should buy that fork" is propper.
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flag geminiwarrior02 (Mar 15, 2009 at 21:58)
i would pay good money for this to be pod
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flag geminiwarrior02 (Mar 15, 2009 at 21:59)
i had to order this out to a guy once but he still says forks
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flag me2menow (Mar 16, 2009 at 19:22)
thank you!!!!
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flag Rattsl (Mar 20, 2009 at 21:27)
It's a fork or I have 3 forks plural against singular.
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flag jaredhtop (Mar 22, 2009 at 17:55)
perfect
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flag woodz (Mar 23, 2009 at 9:37)
holy phuck i hate people who have to always be right fork forks? who the phuck cares go ride god dam
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flag devinciss (Mar 23, 2009 at 19:18)
i find it funny when you people are arguing over a fork or forks go ride you bike it doesnt f*cking matter its just a word call it what you want
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flag brandonf (Mar 24, 2009 at 19:36)
I love this pic, for that is one of my pet peevs
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flag flowrider5 (Mar 26, 2009 at 12:04)
this is the dummest waste off life i just spent 20 seconds of nuthing man
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flag bikerfromlp (Mar 31, 2009 at 16:15)
POD!
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flag That-Norco-Dude (Apr 1, 2009 at 16:09)
shut the f up about this dumb sh*t... its forks anyways... u have left fork and right fork
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flag me2menow (May 18, 2009 at 15:47)
oh, so the utensil you use to eat it singularly referred to as forks too? cuz that has 3 ends
what you mean are called legs
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flag That-Norco-Dude (May 18, 2009 at 16:06)
no... its the same principal as theres a forks in the road... left fork, center fork, and right forkk. More than one fork, its plural
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flag me2menow (May 18, 2009 at 20:43)
no my friend, its not
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flag bmxer-adam (Apr 2, 2009 at 14:29)
This is terrible an arguement with 110 comments so far all over a pair of forks... also a few sets of forks on the right ....it doesnt really matter what you call them at the end of the day people know what youre talking about...e.g "handlebars" everyone calls them bars or handle bars when theres only one set..theres no big deal about it.
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flag bojeparty420 (Apr 2, 2009 at 16:06)
lmfao forks. f*cking douche bags dont even know how to say fork
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flag Tribikefarce (Apr 6, 2009 at 23:45)
who gives a flying f*ck?
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flag konabadass (Apr 10, 2009 at 14:42)
i have argles
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flag DamienTD (Apr 22, 2009 at 14:51)
i have a fox 36 floats
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flag DrDropoff (May 21, 2009 at 18:30)
this was actually fun readin through...by the way the forks i have on my norco are pink marzocchi 888's
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flag DamienTD (May 29, 2009 at 20:56)
this picture is right though. every one else is stupid and stuff. how could you eat food with a forks unless u use two. who uses two forks to eat? maybe a fat kid or somethin. no wat im sayin?
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flag kippernipper (Aug 1, 2009 at 2:42)
I've got some new fork...doesn't sound right...I've got some new forks, does sound right.
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flag edd-stevens (Aug 5, 2009 at 4:20)
Ive got A new fork!
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flag dirt-rider1 (Aug 17, 2009 at 4:29)
this argument is quite sad, does anyone realy care?
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flag imabikerz (Aug 17, 2009 at 18:25)
What about Bars or Bar ?Razz lol XD HAHAHA
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flag hardtaildh08 (Oct 1, 2009 at 9:12)
fork is one stantion put 2 stations togher you get forks if you get what i meen ?
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flag norcalassassin (Nov 14, 2009 at 12:19)
dude my forks are so nice
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