myself Photo at house in Port Hope, Ontario, Canada

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trustsoldier (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:22)

man you should wash your face more often

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drew44 (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:23)

Leave him alone...

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lights (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:42) (Below Threshold) show comment

You havent changed much from this pic except grow older.

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the-ultimate-cyclist (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:46) (Below Threshold) show comment

yeah i would except i cant autograph very well but i would certainly try my best

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lights (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:46)

Lawl, you head is like a ... watermelon.

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go-down-hill (Mar 1, 2009 at 18:07)

haha pinkbike wouldn't be pinkbike if ultimate wasn't here

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drew44 (Mar 1, 2009 at 18:23)

onetimetwotime and chrichiskris, you are an a*shole. I know if people said that about me it would be depressing. Seriously, f*ck off. Same with all you pussies who gave me negative props.

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lights (Mar 1, 2009 at 18:31) (Below Threshold) show comment

Whoa there calm down, It's not like i'm being cruel, just teasing.

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drew44 (Mar 1, 2009 at 18:32)

Seriously though, people should really leave him alone.

Keep in mind, it's hard to tell if you're just teasing over the internet. Seeing these comments on my pictures would really upset me.

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xt-shreder (Mar 1, 2009 at 18:58)

were giving him some advide with the woman, wash it up and you'll score all the babes

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karlheldt (Mar 4, 2009 at 0:14)

im suree you would know haha

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xt-shreder (Mar 4, 2009 at 13:44)

i really do

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karlheldt (Mar 4, 2009 at 13:51)

ofcourse

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Jolly-Roger (Mar 5, 2009 at 18:22)

You have Intenna's !

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haley (Mar 12, 2009 at 20:47)

ALIEN!!!!!

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gibson243 (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:23)

what.. the.. hell?

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drew44 (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:23)

Way to be Gabe.

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drew44 (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:23)

And sick f*cking chain man.

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xiofire (Mar 1, 2009 at 19:32)

Kiss ass?

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hickracetruck (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:23)

take off the mask man Razz

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geminiwarrior02 (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:24) (Below Threshold) show comment

you are the f*cking ugliest person i have ever seen jesus christ dude

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professor-pedal (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:26) (Below Threshold) show comment

http://www.aocd.org/skin/dermatologic_diseases/accutane.html

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KonaManDan (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:26)

I think that chain would look nicer on you BMX as oppose to around your neck...

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pete108 (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:34) (Below Threshold) show comment

Halloween is over!

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artifact (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:34) (Below Threshold) show comment

never heard that one before

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devinciriderjordan (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:35)

You guys are all pretty big dicks eh?

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artifact (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:37)

true say

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chimrichalds (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:38)

yeah honestly f*ck off i really dont think he has ever done anything to diserve this

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drew44 (Mar 1, 2009 at 18:25)

I agree. It makes me sick reading all these mean comments.

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Face-plant (Apr 2, 2009 at 10:35)

WTF!!! I have got to agree with you Guys....Some of the comments on this page are F*cking disgusting.
You want to be ashamed of yourselves, This guy, im betting has done nothing to deserve what your saying, and is only contributing to a website that we all get pleasure from using.
Its easy for me at 30 years old, but think back to your school years and the days you turned up to school looking just the same!! its an age thing, not a cleanliness issue.
FFS! grow up and enjoy the site.

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SpecialNick (May 6, 2009 at 20:04)

I'm sure most of us are in high school. That makes you all...old....and stuff.

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Face-plant (May 6, 2009 at 23:35)

Lol, i bet i would still own u boy!

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truffles (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:38)

What are the things above your head...the white little knobs?

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evanhay (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:41)

his horns.

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odin333 (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:42)

yeah, didn't you know Ultimate is a Pixie Razz

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the-ultimate-cyclist (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:49)

they are coat hanger things lol

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brandonandres (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:49) (Below Threshold) show comment

why would you post this?? seriously.

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the-ultimate-cyclist (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:50)

read the description. noob

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bronsonlachance (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:56)

wow your a big man now arnt you your proud you can shave :O
and why wht the fuk give you the right to call anybody a noob

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bikingnut (Mar 1, 2009 at 17:57)

well ur new. he can shave because hes hit puberty. have u?

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mike-l (Mar 1, 2009 at 18:02)

judging by all the acne puberty hasnt only hit him it smacked him right accross his face

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bikingnut (Mar 1, 2009 at 18:03)

good one. no offence gabe wat mike-I said was pretty funny

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brandonandres (Mar 1, 2009 at 18:27)

i dont think anyone gives a shit i have to shave

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brandonandres (Mar 1, 2009 at 18:27)

you have to*

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Graphxxx (Mar 1, 2009 at 19:17)

Even though what Mike said was mean, it was funny as hell. Anybody laughing at his acne are just irresponsable and immature. We've all gone through that. No real man hasn't gone a momen with acne. Its part of life. If you have to make fun of someone else to bring yourself up, you're a big waste of life.

Sometimes i wonder why we have such easy access to internet... Internet is a world apart filled with dumb c*nts that have no self estime so they try to make theyre selves look better by putting down others.

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Graphxxx (Mar 1, 2009 at 19:19)

** We've all gone through that. No real man has gone through life without acne. **

Holy shit did i mess up that line... Shame on me.

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mike-l (Mar 1, 2009 at 19:22)

trust me i would not be making fun of him if the picture wasnt clearly for attention he is just wanting people to make fun of him and give him attention

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Philly-bnb (Mar 1, 2009 at 19:31)

this is for a contest to see who can grow the bombest mustache duhhh your all perdy dumbb

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the-ultimate-cyclist (Mar 2, 2009 at 11:27)

lol you should have entered it phil.

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connorboycott (Mar 2, 2009 at 17:03)

man mike-| that was the funniest thing I have ever herd lol

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mike-l (Mar 2, 2009 at 17:25)

thanks bro i try

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bronsonlachance (Mar 1, 2009 at 18:34)

good one tuc report me on wht i said eh Wink

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gatoriswhite (Mar 2, 2009 at 5:25)

bro stop being such a dick, this guys done nothing to you.

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bronsonlachance (Mar 2, 2009 at 12:06)

he started it

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gatoriswhite (Mar 2, 2009 at 16:57)

may i ask how bro?

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the-ultimate-cyclist (Mar 2, 2009 at 16:58)

i jokingly told him that mtb was gay or something like that so then he decided to write me a 3 paragraph essay on how much i suck at life and how mtbs own bmx any day. oah well

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gatoriswhite (Mar 2, 2009 at 17:00)

don't even worry about him gabe, your a better rider than him. everyone has there own opinions on whats better. do you have that essay? i would love to read it bronson always makes me laugh.

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the-ultimate-cyclist (Mar 2, 2009 at 17:02)

its just on my noteboard lol.

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gatoriswhite (Mar 2, 2009 at 17:10)

lmao half the tricks he told you he could do i have never ever seen him do. and i ride with him at least 3 times a week.

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the-ultimate-cyclist (Mar 2, 2009 at 17:11)

lol

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giantgloryrider13 (Mar 2, 2009 at 6:37)

INTERIOR CROCIDILE ALLIGATOR , I DRIVE A CHEVORLAT MOVIE THEATRE Big Grin

ROFL

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giantgloryrider13 (Mar 2, 2009 at 6:37)

srry if i spellt chevy wrong Razz

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joenug123 (Mar 2, 2009 at 7:47)

you could put the boogy man out of business hahahaha joking blud

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Robbuuhhh (Mar 2, 2009 at 10:09)

Nice chain Big Grin

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ej2fast (Mar 2, 2009 at 10:24)

haha gay gimp

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ldeere683 (Mar 2, 2009 at 11:19)

if he didnt want shit for it he wouldent post these pictures.

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bike-machine-22 (Mar 2, 2009 at 14:17)

leave it to pinkbike to have a bunch of 25 year old nothing's chirp cause they can grow a better mustache then someone 9 years younger then them...

phil cant grow mustaches... only full beards, once he shaves it immediately comes back, so you could beat him!

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Philly-bnb (Mar 2, 2009 at 23:30)

i got a beast of one right now chaddeh been 3 days since my last shave

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bike-machine-22 (Mar 2, 2009 at 14:18)

^^ if you didnt want to be an a*shole youwouldnt make these posts

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bennyg85 (Mar 3, 2009 at 21:50)

I don't get why some of you bust this guy's balls so much. Grow up and stop the hating.

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sawyerkhanna (Mar 10, 2009 at 15:14)

why why dude

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bquamb (Mar 12, 2009 at 20:52)

You give all canadians a bad name

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chris-s1 (May 25, 2009 at 13:15)

its ok whistler and what not make up for this incident

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flowbear (Apr 13, 2009 at 13:46)

grow your hair out, you wont look like such a f*ckin pinhead.

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rubajonny (May 25, 2009 at 13:06)

your sexy as fuk

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rubajonny (May 25, 2009 at 13:09)

in fact can a have ya number coz a no some 1 called chuk norris and he could pop those spots with shear awsomeness!!

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