exam question answers. pure genius.
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flag antichavmilitia (Mar 6, 2009 at 5:33)
 HAHAHAHA!! PPOOODDDD! the world needs to see this, whoever wrote it must have got into sooo much shit lol
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flag freeride-maverick (Mar 6, 2009 at 5:43)
 the bit that gets me is that they still amnaged to get 37%, priceless Big Grin
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flag yetiboyjay (Mar 6, 2009 at 5:53)
 I think the teacher needs to learn how to spell and write, what a retard.
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flag freeride-maverick (Mar 6, 2009 at 5:55)
 yeh, if your going to correct them at least learn to write first. this is my fav one i found, its pure genius Big Grin
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flag witton013 (Mar 23, 2009 at 13:47)
 if u did this ur the bigest legend i no lol that just made my day lol
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flag whistlerfreerider420 (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:10)
 this shit is ridiculously funny
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flag odin333 (Apr 30, 2009 at 20:36)
 hahaha "everyone thought Jesus was modding so they switched servers"
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flag newbikesoon (May 1, 2009 at 22:28)
 i like hoq it goes from the civil war to black people steling bike to chinese people and back to jesus and the civil war....hahahaaa!!!!!!! lollollollollollol
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flag joetindale1 (May 14, 2009 at 0:06)
 "15 seconds later he developed the atom bomb!" Hahahaha
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flag daaneel (May 26, 2009 at 21:03)
 lmfao pure genius
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flag spoked-media (Jul 3, 2009 at 18:15)
 "the people thought jesus was moding so they quit and joined a new server" lol
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flag darkelement (Aug 16, 2009 at 21:38) (Below Threshold) show comment
 "Every one thought Jesus was modding so they switched severs" MAJOR LOL lol lol lol
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flag Free-Willy (Dec 4, 2009 at 15:04)
 thats sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
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flag ebo421 (Nov 22, 2010 at 7:21)
 i would have given you a 98% 4 teh lulz
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flag hgardner (Oct 9, 2011 at 11:07)
 Who ever wrote this was as high as a kite. Smile
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flag stprider16 (Mar 7, 2009 at 9:52)
 thank you jesus, now no black people will steal my bikeRazz
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flag ratherberidin (Mar 7, 2009 at 10:03)
 "nigga stole my bike"
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flag GeorgeBeardon (Apr 11, 2009 at 9:07)
 nigga actually stole my bike.
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flag catamanchuk (Apr 18, 2009 at 21:11)
 lol
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flag catamanchuk (Apr 30, 2009 at 16:54)
 nigga stole my bike too Frown
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flag newbikesoon (May 1, 2009 at 22:29)
 my bike just floted away during the night....must of hated me....lol
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flag catamanchuk (May 2, 2009 at 15:50)
 newbikesoon ......... tha name makes scence
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flag Heavier-Faster-Higher (Mar 6, 2009 at 8:22)
 Is this fake? because I fail to see how you could get 37% and the teacher spells grammatical wrong lol POD
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flag freeride-maverick (Mar 6, 2009 at 8:23)
 yeh they're real, you can get points for sentance structure and turning up belive it or not. i still can't work out where the 37% came from Big Grin
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flag Heavier-Faster-Higher (Mar 6, 2009 at 8:24)
 jesus! Razz
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flag fftllandon (Apr 19, 2009 at 18:08)
 LMFAO props to the guy who wrote that paper ahahaha lol
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flag Pasty (May 6, 2009 at 14:45)
 a few years back they marked some language exams by what you got wrong... people worked this out and did nothing in the exam and had to be given 100%
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flag FeeFiFoFum (Mar 25, 2009 at 15:36)
 I'll explain..In America you get points for spelling your name right. And as usual, you also get points for grammar, sentance structer, spelling ect. So even though it had nothing to with what he was given, it was still correct.

And no wonder he didnt right the paper properly, he probably doesnt know anything about it if that's his actual teacher commenting on it!
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flag Macks (Jun 27, 2009 at 12:33)
 Wow, Jack. Did you write this when we were drunk? Appalling spelling bud.
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flag freddiehunter (Mar 7, 2009 at 15:24)
 that was fuking brilliant i would have given u 100%
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flag ImFromAurora (Apr 4, 2009 at 21:06)
 ahahahaha. This jesus guy sounds like a real miracle worker
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flag johnrichy (Apr 10, 2009 at 13:00)
 ive got worse grades in essay exams when i actuially tried! i love this
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flag johnrichy (Apr 10, 2009 at 13:01)
 also, the teacher didnt even say anything about "nigga stole my bike" im suprised it wasnt circled as racsit
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flag chazdog (Jun 4, 2009 at 7:16)
 its now he spely nigga. not with an un politically correct 'er' on the end. saying niggaaaaaaaa is finer. just dont errrrr fool!
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flag TheDanish (Apr 20, 2009 at 20:30)
 I always write "Duh" on no-brainer questions, but nothing of this type. Major respect dude! though his folks probably weren't too proud of that 37%.
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flag Flatulant-Primate (Mar 6, 2009 at 10:10)
 this jesus guy is awesome
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flag skidvicious00 (Apr 3, 2009 at 8:38)
 in america u even get points for writing ur name and title on a paper
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flag rob-k (Apr 5, 2009 at 10:17)
 and the correct date, well in england anyways
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flag Jolaleye (May 29, 2009 at 13:24)
 I'm black, I bmx and I think that this is funny lol ( I don't steal bikes )
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flag TheAngryTomato (Jun 19, 2009 at 13:13)
 HAHAHAHA that was EPIC.

'The people thought Jesus was modding so they quit and joined a new server'

hahahhaha genius
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flag rubbersidedown661 (Apr 22, 2009 at 19:35)
 As funny as it may be, I'm pretty sure its fake. The marking is pretty amateur, and the writing is atrocious for a teacher.
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flag catamanchuk (Apr 30, 2009 at 16:54)
 last year my teachers writing was 5X worse than this!
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flag irideboreal (May 31, 2009 at 17:43)
 my teachers write and grade like this.
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flag neex (May 29, 2009 at 23:09)
 It would be even more classic if this individual was in post secondary and was paying to submit this kind of masterpiece.... One day everyone needs a job unless you scratch and win or surround yourself with kind rich people. It was funny but how did that work out for this 'student' I wonder....?

Wink
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flag gooieshred (May 30, 2009 at 10:06)
 i thoink it was most definately staged. due to the messiness of the "teachers" writing, and numorous spelling and grammar mistakes. also, a teacher wouldnt write a long note like that, they would most likely TALK to the student.
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flag irideboreal (May 31, 2009 at 17:45)
 my teachers actually write and grade like that.
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flag chazdog (Jun 4, 2009 at 7:18)
 i wrote a load of crap in french co i hated it, like i mowed the zebra an shiz. but the teacher wrote a two a4 page note to me. why talk?
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flag valtra (Jun 20, 2009 at 5:46)
 what?^
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flag The916infidell (Sep 18, 2009 at 22:44)
 who cares if its fake its still funny and who would waste that much time writing a paper . . first of all why would he write his name in the first place if he was just going to blank it out . . second of all why would he give himeself a random percentage such as 37% why not just 35%? The only stupid one here is you because you cant appreciate the humor of it.
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flag huddersfieldfreerider (Jun 2, 2009 at 8:43)
 I just did my maths GCSE and didnt get most of the questions so i just put CHUCK NORRIS as the answer. Those who dont understand look up chuck norris facts
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flag charge-rider (Jun 9, 2009 at 19:01)
 Haha!
Let us know how you didRazz
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flag sssingletrack (May 20, 2009 at 8:08)
 thats mental lmaoo!, never had my bike knicked by nigga's just smack heads and pikeys/gypo's(the bad ones)
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flag TwentyCent (May 5, 2009 at 11:46)
 That guy had taken some serious shit..."When he turned three he mastered the pogo stick..." lol.Awesome!
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flag woodygebhardt (Mar 18, 2009 at 22:07)
 "Warship me!"
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flag irishbiker10 (Dec 10, 2010 at 14:23)
 POD POD POD and the pod dosnt stand for photo of day its the photo of the decade
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flag skidvicious00 (Apr 3, 2009 at 8:37)
 WOW THIS IS TTTTTTOOOOOO GODAM FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
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flag Ajax-Rider (Apr 6, 2009 at 17:13)
 "Warship me!" that fricken awsome
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flag jamiejamiejam (May 16, 2009 at 5:23)
 legend. But look how poor marking that is on the teachers behalf. they cant even write in straight lines.
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flag treksrock (Jul 21, 2009 at 19:40)
 lol the f*ckn teacher screwed up
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flag large-ugly-greeny (May 18, 2009 at 11:13)
 hang on how the hell did you get 37 % this has got nothing like the truth in it
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flag j-e-metalhead1 (May 18, 2009 at 20:13)
 the teacher would have marked him on the percent he did, and the fact that he did hand the paper in and the sentence structure
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flag mtbrider360 (May 21, 2009 at 13:05)
 he called him/her old when hes like BTW did you go to school with him
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flag MrRandom (May 10, 2009 at 13:56)
 POD!!! Razz
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flag G-Stuttard (May 7, 2009 at 12:45)
 LMFAO!!!! what a f*cking legend!!
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flag Domsampays (Apr 22, 2009 at 13:10)
 "Nigga Stole My Bike" :L
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flag bodyname99 (Apr 29, 2009 at 17:13)
 That guy is my hero
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flag Jacobrjett (Apr 25, 2009 at 17:59)
 HAHAHAHAHAH some black guy
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flag saso (Mar 6, 2009 at 11:45)
 lol you are the mann i woldn't do that in my school
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flag Ilovelife (Apr 5, 2009 at 12:08)
 I would!
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flag kinkdirtjumper96 (Dec 17, 2010 at 15:23)
 holy shit that is amazing but i still dont understand how he got a 37% wtf
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flag Lewis136 (Oct 20, 2009 at 13:42)
 you are god
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flag kurtisstafford (Sep 30, 2009 at 14:28)
 this is the best thing i have ever read
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flag j-pen92 (Jul 7, 2009 at 12:45)
 how did he come up with that.. thats just amazing
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flag horny-mtb (Aug 18, 2009 at 6:17)
 LEGEND LEGEND LEDEND!!!
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flag BrUiSeR2bOi (Jun 1, 2009 at 13:26)
 That boy has balls . POD
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flag flowrider5 (Jul 7, 2009 at 19:19)
 hah my freind you tell true tales Razz
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flag littleman22 (Sep 20, 2009 at 4:58)
 shit got my next test answer right here
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flag transition661 (May 20, 2009 at 21:54)
 That ppr is awesome, ha ha, that is great, i hate school
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flag large-ugly-greeny (May 18, 2009 at 11:12)
 POD so needs to be pod just so stupid
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flag RelentlessRider (Mar 9, 2009 at 15:22)
 haha nice
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flag keith24mtb (May 10, 2009 at 19:10)
 pod hahah nice
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flag scottsrule (Apr 6, 2009 at 14:14)
 lol that is good
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flag JokerMachine (May 3, 2009 at 21:36)
 lol Awesome
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flag p2biker831 (Mar 7, 2010 at 21:00)
 wow that just made my day
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flag singletrackrider12 (Jul 10, 2010 at 17:48)
 hahahaha champ
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flag cunharider (Oct 25, 2009 at 13:22)
 2 more points than me xD
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flag potthead (Nov 9, 2009 at 15:42)
 ahahahahaha thats great!
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flag will5920 (Nov 15, 2009 at 13:38)
 POD
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flag bmxbro21 (Dec 29, 2009 at 15:45)
 so amazing
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flag zona (Nov 23, 2010 at 11:35)
 LOL!
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flag m1105 (Apr 12, 2012 at 12:41)
 hahahaha!
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flag konashred-rider1 (Jan 8, 2010 at 8:42)
 your a f*ck upp
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flag rampchamp99 (Jan 12, 2010 at 9:43)
 Smile haha Smile
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flag jpv2008 (Dec 2, 2009 at 12:33)
 ha ha
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flag hamchops (May 19, 2009 at 13:42)
 hahaha class
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flag leavenamehere (Apr 25, 2009 at 6:29)
 this made my day Razz !!!!
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flag alex422 (Apr 17, 2009 at 17:44)
 ha ha thats awesome
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flag stever (Mar 9, 2009 at 12:06)
 So awesome.
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flag PodFR (Mar 7, 2009 at 13:21)
 hahahaa class
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flag muss136 (Oct 20, 2009 at 13:10)
 i love you man
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flag special-boy (May 19, 2009 at 15:11)
 thats beast hahaha
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flag aslfgb (Jul 6, 2009 at 19:35)
 Lmfao that was amazing.
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flag konadh2009 (Aug 7, 2009 at 9:50)
 lol
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flag bikerkid0 (Aug 2, 2009 at 18:26)
 hahaha funny shiiiiiiit
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flag mtnbker395 (Apr 22, 2009 at 19:25)
 you are my hero.
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flag EriccBartonn (Sep 12, 2009 at 13:21)
 you people are so stupid . it's fake
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flag dillyrides (Dec 30, 2010 at 10:11)
 @eric reallllyyyy sherlock ? i would never of guessed
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flag DCMiracleManDC (Feb 22, 2011 at 16:28)
 Amazing how he managed to still get a 37% on it, wow! He probably got into some serious shit but it was all worth it because you made thousands of peoples day! Razz tup
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