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flag E-stEEzE (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:38)
pretty sure that should be pod
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flag rialb (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:43)
Something looks pretty short. And not the shovel.
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:44) (Below Threshold) show comment
what could it be? definitly not my bars. aha must be my seat tube!
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flag rialb (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:45)
Nope penis.
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:48) (Below Threshold) show comment
dude are you kidding me? it goes all the way past my belly button, thats why i have to wear my pants so high up.
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flag rialb (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:51)
I do give you props for not wearing them around your ankles. Better than most kids in my town.
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flag rickrolled (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:59)
man how come im not that badass
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flag fireman (Apr 26, 2009 at 18:06)
You are way more badass than that. That's not even badass, that's scene.
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flag ron-burgundy (Apr 27, 2009 at 3:40)
i wonder why his knees are dirty :/
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 27, 2009 at 9:17) (Below Threshold) show comment
from knealing on the ground when i was spraying my rims.
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flag corsair711 (Apr 28, 2009 at 17:46)
Who took this picture?
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 28, 2009 at 17:48) (Below Threshold) show comment
i did
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flag corsair711 (Apr 28, 2009 at 18:42)
Thank god. I thought you had your mom or friend take this picture, after you got all your gear on and your bike set up.
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flag kyman09 (May 14, 2009 at 16:12)
I think that's the first time i've ever witnessed a guy with camel toeConfused
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flag DJer62 (May 16, 2009 at 15:49)
eat a sandwich kid, you look like you weigh 90lbs soaking wet
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (May 16, 2009 at 15:51) (Below Threshold) show comment
i weigh 135lbs bud
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flag rialb (May 16, 2009 at 16:52)
He's talking about without the metal dildo up your ass.
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flag Jamie24siemon (May 24, 2009 at 17:43)
WTf u weight 135 i weight 150 and im 14 and i aint fat LMAO
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flag ron-burgundy (May 25, 2009 at 12:51)
jamie wantz a cheeseburger donts ey
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flag Jamie24siemon (May 25, 2009 at 14:52)
lol no im acually skinny but id love oneSmile
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flag mtbkr123456789 (Jun 30, 2009 at 8:03)
since when has being a bitch been cool? btw, give ur sister back her pants. and don't buy a brand new shovel for a stupid pic like this. and i'm very suprised the picture is so straight, the cameraman must have been laughin his ass off. and get a chain and chainwheel too. u are a tool
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flag valley-mtb (Oct 31, 2009 at 7:51)
This guy needs this shirt hahaha: http://www.bandtees.com.au/images/229.jpg
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flag fawful (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:38)
tough kid is tough
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flag fawful (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:38)
also trendy.
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flag ballabika (Apr 26, 2009 at 18:35)
lol
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flag ThunderbirdDJ (Jul 9, 2009 at 14:18)
in the pic was her being serious?
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flag bikingnut (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:38)
ready to build!
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:40) (Below Threshold) show comment
cant my arm is in a sling because i dislocated my shoulder i just took it off for the picture.
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flag fawful (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:46)
what your shoulder fell off?
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flag fawful (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:46)
:0
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flag mcdoogus (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:48)
wow, tough guy, did you cry??
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:49) (Below Threshold) show comment
nope
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flag fawful (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:56)
i cryed when i saw your face mcgravy
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flag mcdoogus (Apr 26, 2009 at 18:09)
cuz i was so beutiful and you were jelious eh?
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flag geffypeffy (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:38)
Hottie!
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flag mcdoogus (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:38)
STOP STEALING EVANS PANTS GOOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!

btw there to tight, i thing there molding to you Blank Stare
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flag devinciriderjordan (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:41)
i can see your junk outline haha
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flag mcdoogus (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:41)
atr you looking for it?
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flag mcdoogus (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:42)
are***
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flag xt-shreder (Apr 26, 2009 at 18:27)
he must be cause all i see is flat
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flag mikedjumpin (Apr 27, 2009 at 19:01)
ha! i spoted the camel toe aswell!!
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flag fuse360 (May 9, 2009 at 10:04)
hahaha
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flag artifact (May 19, 2009 at 14:57)
do you realize how messed up it sounds when a bunch of guys are looking for another dudes package online? you guys are f*cked
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flag mikedjumpin (May 19, 2009 at 18:20)
its ultamite cyclist who cares?
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flag artifact (May 20, 2009 at 18:28)
oh of course, i forgot looking at his package doesnt count, how silly of me...
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flag Rainey94 (May 27, 2009 at 9:46)
You children are gay and you know what thats okSmile i would like to show my apreciation to artifact for not using the internet to hate on people you don't know. btw i would just like to clarify that i am using gay in its true sense other then happy, homosexual
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flag haulasshyena (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:41)
thems is some powerful tight pants sir, you musta sho be hatin yo jimmy
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flag devinciriderjordan (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:41)
time to get some less loose pants
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flag devinciriderjordan (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:41)
sorry less tight
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flag bikerman34 (Sep 6, 2009 at 19:57)
no those are lookin a bit baggy for a trendy badass like him
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flag konacowboy (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:42)
You're actually really ugly.
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flag mcdoogus (Apr 26, 2009 at 17:46) (Below Threshold) show comment
wow, somones judgein men Blank Stare
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flag dirtjumper25 (Apr 26, 2009 at 19:51)
thats cause he rides a Kona.
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flag connorridesbmx (Apr 27, 2009 at 2:20)
he's also a "cowboy"
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flag konacowboy (Apr 27, 2009 at 9:23)
and you ride a norco...
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flag connorridesbmx (Apr 27, 2009 at 11:23) (Below Threshold) show comment
What are you talking about? i ride a ffreeagent hellcat 24
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flag konacowboy (Apr 27, 2009 at 12:49)
talking to dirtjumper125
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flag dirtjumper25 (Apr 27, 2009 at 19:57)
its 25 adn Kona doesnt even compare to Norco there laddo.
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flag konacowboy (Apr 27, 2009 at 20:03) (Below Threshold) show comment
Actually, norcos suck dick. I rode a f*cken a-line and it felt like shit. It's clunky, heavy and the geo just felt f*cked.
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flag dirtjumper25 (Apr 27, 2009 at 20:08)
You complain about weight and your riding kona?... A-Line has always been a beautiful bike! Dont diss!
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flag konacowboy (Apr 27, 2009 at 20:27)
ok, whatever you say man
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flag macneil-bmxer (Apr 29, 2009 at 16:01)
konas suck. end of discussion.
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flag konacowboy (Apr 29, 2009 at 16:07)
and you ride one. Way to be a hypocrite.
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flag macneil-bmxer (Apr 29, 2009 at 16:12)
I dont ride one, whell I have one but I never ever ever ever ever ever use it
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flag konacowboy (Apr 29, 2009 at 16:26)
look kid. You wouldn't know what kind of bikes are good because you probably can't ride for shit. Stop talking.
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flag macneil-bmxer (Apr 29, 2009 at 16:27)
hahahahaha I know I can ride better than you for street/park there, cowboy
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flag connorridesbmx (Apr 29, 2009 at 16:40)
konacowboy, you fail at life. as well as the kona you ride. mitch1514 would own you in a game of bike even though he sucks
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flag konacowboy (Apr 29, 2009 at 17:25)
the kona I ride owns the shit out of any bike you have ever had.
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flag konacowboy (Apr 29, 2009 at 17:25)
and no you can't
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flag macneil-bmxer (Apr 29, 2009 at 17:41)
dude, your kona is better then his bike in some aspects, what is you wont to race cruiser on a bmx track? what is you want to do some park or street?
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flag konacowboy (Apr 29, 2009 at 17:43)
I lower my fork dipshit. Also, I'm getting an amp frame so I can do everything on it.
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flag macneil-bmxer (Apr 29, 2009 at 17:44)
you can internally lower it.
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flag konacowboy (Apr 29, 2009 at 17:50)
no, a talas has travel adjust
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flag haropark (Apr 30, 2009 at 17:42)
that bike is pritty sick i gotta say but that kid is a load of shit with those pants can you say faaaggit ?
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flag corbinder69 (Sep 1, 2009 at 11:24)
Flame war!
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flag kyleandres (Apr 26, 2009 at 18:08)
3 3 3
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flag bronsonlachance (Apr 26, 2009 at 18:11)
gabe why why wht goes through your head
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flag drewfunk (Apr 26, 2009 at 19:00)
Your pants match your rims, cute Wink
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flag cdavis (Apr 26, 2009 at 19:08)
you are wearing gay coloured pants
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flag kinkos9090 (Apr 26, 2009 at 19:57)
hahaha what a flake!
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flag Philly-bnb (Apr 26, 2009 at 20:50)
damn son i wish i could look that sick
way to colour coindinate props
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 27, 2009 at 9:17) (Below Threshold) show comment
thannks lol
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flag huckaluckatrucka (Apr 27, 2009 at 14:15)
i like your garage door.
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 27, 2009 at 14:19) (Below Threshold) show comment
thanks lol?
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flag Philly-bnb (Apr 27, 2009 at 18:06)
that is a f*cking sick garage door
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flag norcotactik1 (Apr 27, 2009 at 18:27)
pretty sure my sister bought those same pants at garage........nuff said
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 27, 2009 at 20:05) (Below Threshold) show comment
yeah probably their bongo.
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flag freeryder51 (May 24, 2009 at 15:14)
ya And you TOOK MY IDEA
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (May 24, 2009 at 15:17)
big deal keith no one cares their just pants. its not like i bought that same colour or anything. jeez you sound like a girl.
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flag huckaluckatrucka (Apr 27, 2009 at 19:41)
sorry i was being serious it is f*cking sick. maybe cas im ripped but it is f*cking orgasmic.
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flag zypher (Apr 28, 2009 at 8:06)
I think your bikes and your pants are sick! cred.!!
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 28, 2009 at 13:16) (Below Threshold) show comment
thanks
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flag Cavaties (Jun 12, 2009 at 15:43)
lol he got de props for saying thanks
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flag Leviruddell (Apr 28, 2009 at 13:51)
your homosexual
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flag balfa23 (Apr 28, 2009 at 20:23)
Get a real shovel f*g
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 28, 2009 at 20:24) (Below Threshold) show comment
whats the matter with my shovel?
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flag balfa23 (Apr 28, 2009 at 20:30)
cant build good jumps with a spade...and get the full length.
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 28, 2009 at 20:37) (Below Threshold) show comment
shure you can you just need to know how to use it properly and it also works a lot better for digging with. i prefer that length just because it makes it a lot better to ride from trail to trail while carrying it with you.
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flag balfa23 (Apr 28, 2009 at 22:37)
No...you are wrong.
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flag derekt (Sep 1, 2009 at 10:39)
try a flat head
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flag NorCalNomad (Apr 28, 2009 at 21:47)
wow finally a picture of you...you are even more of a f*g than I imagined
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flag specialzedbiker (Apr 29, 2009 at 19:56)
hahahha, now this is gay!
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flag j-peters (Apr 29, 2009 at 23:15)
damn dude, you and taco take a lot of heat
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flag j-peters (Apr 29, 2009 at 23:16)
BTW cobs right, that shovel is going to give you some lumpy jumps
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 30, 2009 at 5:35)
not if yoou know how to use it properly
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flag mikedjumpin (May 1, 2009 at 10:38)
its a shovel you fruit beater theres no skill involved
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (May 1, 2009 at 10:55)
yeah but there is skill involved with building jumps
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flag evan99biker (Apr 30, 2009 at 16:14)
so you took your sling off, brought out your bike, shovel, got all dressed up looking badass just to take a picture? hahaha
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Apr 30, 2009 at 19:30) (Below Threshold) show comment
yup pretty much lol. its gets pretty boaring when you cant ride so i will do almost anything to kill the time.
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flag Brodie-Brat-06 (May 3, 2009 at 12:05)
Sergeant Sodomy reporting for duty!

Just buy some normal pants, jeez.
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flag jergo (May 6, 2009 at 13:44)
ok no drivetrain.i am used to this at your pics...but purple pants? Eek
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flag fuse360 (May 9, 2009 at 10:07)
get some looser jeans f*ggot
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flag kieser6 (May 9, 2009 at 11:23)
nice pants homo
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flag ericbard (May 11, 2009 at 16:42)
That chain should not be around your neck but on your bike.
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flag wtprider45 (May 12, 2009 at 21:49)
baahahahhahaha dude loose the pants stop osing and just go biking
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (May 13, 2009 at 5:48) (Below Threshold) show comment
i couldnt ride because i dislocated my shoulder so i was boared and had nothing better to do.
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flag foreplayfirst (May 19, 2009 at 11:22)
so you take pictures of yourself standing my your bike?
wow,
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flag kyia (May 13, 2009 at 9:16)
how come you dont have chain ring or a chain
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (May 13, 2009 at 12:08)
because i dont want one
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flag wtprider45 (May 13, 2009 at 11:28)
LMFAO
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flag wtprider45 (May 13, 2009 at 13:43)
umm dude wehres ur sprocket?
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (May 13, 2009 at 16:38)
i dont have one
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flag wtprider45 (May 16, 2009 at 20:19)
well how can u ride if u dont have one?
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flag heyhey (May 13, 2009 at 18:44)
would u like me to buy u a drivetrain?
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (May 13, 2009 at 18:50)
no
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flag wtprider45 (May 14, 2009 at 18:54)
its funny cuz u can see his boxer liner on it
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flag wtprider45 (May 19, 2009 at 19:12)
what do u mean i tkae pciutres standing by my bike i dont pose with it i f*ckign ride it
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flag atxmtbmx (May 27, 2009 at 18:39)
2 words...penis licker
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flag dirtjumper-420 (May 29, 2009 at 5:36)
haha someone should take that shovel and hit that kid in the face for the second time..cause it looks to me like someones already done it
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flag superb1722 (Jun 2, 2009 at 15:36)
y the fuk dont u have a chain ring
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flag flowbear (Jun 22, 2009 at 1:05)
those pants are pretty f*ckin badass though, id rock em that tight.
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flag flowbear (Jun 22, 2009 at 1:06)
the metal shirt and the gay necklace has to go though, im sorry.
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flag bikerchris34 (Jul 3, 2009 at 16:53)
all im gunna say is that all of this (this entire page of comments) is f*cking entertaining! please, continue...
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flag Mike-MTB (Jul 4, 2009 at 12:13)
Never seen a bmxer wear carbon knuckle gloves before
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flag ThunderbirdDJ (Jul 9, 2009 at 14:17)
probly the best picture in the history of pinkbike... tool tool tool tool tool. Dead Horse
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flag purple-drink (Jul 9, 2009 at 16:36)
want me to level you drive way?
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flag the-ultimate-cyclist (Jul 9, 2009 at 16:37)
wut?
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flag hyney (Jul 27, 2009 at 15:47)
stick the shovel up your ass?
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flag georgep1993 (Jul 29, 2009 at 3:36)
dude ur dressed like a female goth :L
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flag streetperformer (Sep 1, 2009 at 17:23)
call guiness world records! the first he-she photographed in the history of the world!
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flag corbinder69 (Sep 1, 2009 at 23:48)
You shouldnt have painted over your purple rain edition bars. They would go so well with it.
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