its bigbird

its a mix between big bird and the snuffleuf*gas

sorry *snuffleupagus

I would call it "sniffle snarfs"

I assure you that this is no fish. go back to kindergarten.

You call that humor?

calling a cat a fish isn't really funny. in fact, its pretty stupid. judging by the balance of props on this, many people find you to lack a sense of humor. if I called an elephant a monkey, would that be funny? not really, no.

tribike im sure that that is a dog.

that dog does not deserve to be a dog. its a pile of fluff and loud noises that piss everyone off, and as a result, its been demoted to cat status. and btw, he thought it was a fish. I have a few comments on that.

okay okay... but dont judge the dog... cat... thing. f*ck... lets all agree on what it is. dog, or demoted to cat status?

dog,demoted to cat status.

alright, its a dog with cat status... lol. i bet its suicidal now....

I would be too! i f*cking hate lap dogs. pointless as f*ck. give me a Husky or German Shepard any day. btw have you ever seen a Husky/Australian Shepard mix? they look so cool!

i have a coyote/ german shepard mix.... i hate that dog. lol. but i also have a great dane. my favorite breed.

great danes are cool.

yea, its what i grew up with. so naturally. lol. i have 1 at my dads and 2 at my moms. but the one here is small. the one at my moms is 170 pounds....

bigger than me! I'm 130 something.

lol. bigger and more ripped than me, and i work out every day and weigh 155 pounds. lol. its semi depressing when your dog has bigger muscles than you. hahaha

I can imagine! my dumb old landlord dosn't allow pets, so that sucks for me. I did have a turtle though. but it died. :sad:

oops.

we lived in an appartment (after my mom left me and my dad), and we had the great dane. 160 pounds, and no one ever knew. lol. we lived there for 7 months while we found a house. it was funnier than shit.

well, we are renting a house, but my mom refuses to risk it. (let me try this again here)

YESSSSSS!

lmaooo.... uhh... 2nd? times a charm... hahahaha....

it all good tho. one day, you can get what you want.

hell yeah!!!!!!!

alright alright.... now i gotta ask... because, there is no name for a Dog that has entered the cat status levels in hell, can we call this "aminal" a DICKSUCKERFISH? pweeaasseee!?!!

sure. it is now a DICKSUCKERFISH. lol notice we are getting along alright now? weird, but still cool.

lmao... randomity is bomb... and yes, i did just invent an aminals name, and a new word.

-Randomity: the act of being random...

it could be a chronic condition!

a chronic condition to be a DICKSUCKERFISH?

lol that made me laugh big time, for no aparent reason. but what I ment was randomity.

OHHH!!!!!! totally. lol.

walk up to a beautifull woman in a mall- "hi, do you prefer carrots, or beef jerkey?"


ahhhh..... i have Randomity!

yessss, YESSSS! I love beef jerky, but only on thursdays. unless its sunday.

only on thursdays, unless its a sunday.... could that be a paradox? lol.

police officer-"have you been drinking this evening?"
you-"well, theres only 3 fabric softner sheets left"

"in the purse store it smells like glue and pee." officer says," wtf?"

lmao....

"sir, what are you chewing on?"
"just a roll of tape.... can you tell?... the box said it was supposed to disappear"

My uncle lost a full grown Boa constrictor in his apartment and he moved out without finding it... O.O

my iguana ran away.... you know how depressing that is? its like being owned by a guy on a wallmart bike. hahaha

my turtle actually ran away inside my apartment, and we found it wedged behind a couch. haven't the slightest idea how it got there.

how does a turtle escape? they can't climb out of a cage, and there not going to dash away when you take them out. thats like loosing a fish.

we went on a camping trip, and when we got back, it was out of its cage.I'm as confused as you. it made absolutely no sense

uhhh... ill admit to losing a fish.... 3 actually... uhhh... hahahahahaha... long story... but totally honest

well I have nothing but time, and it sounds epic, soooo......

My dad went on vacation... told me to clean the saltwater fish tank. i had no idea what to do with the fish while i was cleaning everything in the tank.... so, being the absolute genious that i am, decided to put the saltwater fish, in the saltwater pool... fish can actually live in those, and it was 90 degrees in the pool cause it was summer, so, fish wouldnt die... the perfect plan.... kinda. hahahahahaha. cleaned the tank, got the tank filled and all the decorations back in it, and went to go get the fish..... the pump came on about an hour before.... FISHIES GONE!!!!!! hahahaha.... sooo..... yea.... dont put fish in your pool. cause the pump makes a nice little shake out of them. haha

hahahhahaha chum anyone?

NOOO!!!!!! not nemo!!!!! i couldnt do it....

aw gawd thats funny shit!

hahahaha.... my dad started crying he was laughing so hard... i was crying. hahaha. i was like 6. petrified. hahaha

thats just perfect.

thanks.... im like, puking in my mouth and you guys are laughing at me. lol. not right.

did the pool taste good when you swallowed the water after that? like clam chowder or something?

lmao.... i forgot how to swim....

uwell its like riding a bike. stop for a while, and you loose all progress.

lmao... i stopped for 8 months, got back on it and manualed down the street on my buddies DJ. hahahaha.

well, for me, I got grounded for a WEEK, and when I started again, I could barely manual at all.

lmao... my dad told me i couldnt "ride anywhere".... so, i rode my bike in the house. hahaha... we have a 13 stair..... awesome....

I ride my bike through my house a lot. I like to try to get my bike onto my bed without stepping off, moto trials style.

lmao... i chase my cat.... yea, im an a*shole... hahaha

lol I used to have neighborhood cats shitting in my back yard all the time, until I soaked em all with the hose. those things are PESTS!

I'd be pissed to if cats were shitting in my backyard People on my street own a cat that roams the neighborhood and hunts stuff, it's been doing it for like 6 years, suprised it hasn't gotten eaten by a coyote yet.

yeah, it was going on for about three years. the shit was killing our grass, and they where leaving dead rats strewn about in small pieces. I was getting really ticked off. so then I turned the hose on em full blast.

lmao. my uncle had the same prob with cats... the he got an air rifle (not one of the cheepie wall-mart guns. he got a real air rifle (muzzle speed of 1400 FPS)) and then invited me over for a week to have some good ol' "male bonding" lmao... it was a kickass 5 days...

thats how we roll...

you know it!

it is a little dog, with sun glasses and a papertowel roll on its face.

Can I meet this uncle?

ill ponder it... lol. this is the same uncle that used the cutting torch to clean his oven....

my kind of man! they nutty awesome kind!

SAVAGE!!!!!!!! YOUR BACK FROM YOUR GIRLS HOUSE!!!! I HAVE A LOTTA STORIES TO TELL YOU MY FRIEND.

bahahahaha... i have nuts... can i be your man? sorry, savage is back, so i gotta be wierd.

you wanna play with my uncles nuts?

lmao... had to say it... sorry.

.........!?!?!?!?!

hahahahahaha.... its a really really long story... actually, its not a story, its just us.