jack guy. at somewhere on a road. in Barrie, Ontario, Canada - photo by odin333

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slypandington (Jul 2, 2009 at 14:22)

he eats babies for breakfast

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woodygebhardt (Jul 8, 2009 at 0:01)

Champions: the breakfast of Chuck Norris

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buddhabiker (Jul 13, 2009 at 14:41)

this man eats chuck norris for breakfast

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downlink (Mar 10, 2011 at 10:13)

This pictures lien under the description of definition in the dictionry

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tail-whip (Mar 13, 2011 at 8:37)

the word om the bottom of his spandex says it all

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dave6797 (Jul 11, 2011 at 14:51)

terminator?

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dirtjump132 (Nov 3, 2011 at 14:37)

*** Eats steroids for breakfast haha

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c25porter (3 days ago)

And that is why he is faster than you, its not the bike.

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willy94 (Jul 2, 2009 at 18:25)

armstrong, he should've been called legstrong lol (here come the neg props!)

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foxx888 (Jul 2, 2009 at 20:33)

HAHAHAHA oh man that was so corny i loved it!

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Jwmbike14 (Jul 6, 2009 at 0:26)

lol suuuuper lame. but pretty funny

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ministu (Aug 8, 2009 at 10:58)

already thought of that one and someonesalready posted that up there ^^^^^^^^^

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willy94 (Aug 8, 2009 at 14:13)

i dont see a post that says that

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ministu (Aug 8, 2009 at 16:38) (Below Threshold) show comment

"fender101punk (Jul 9, 2009 at 22:40)
should be Lance Legstrong"

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willy94 (Aug 8, 2009 at 18:15)

and as you see mine was before his so there

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yeahbro (Jun 19, 2011 at 17:06)

that guys f*cking BUILT!! Jailbreak

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Teejay05 (Jul 2, 2009 at 14:22)

wow.

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lights (Jul 2, 2009 at 14:23)

It`s Lance armstrong.
It looks like as if it was a clay block and someone carved his muscles.

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crotchphesant2007 (Jul 2, 2009 at 14:39)

Thats quite simply crazy.

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lights (Jul 2, 2009 at 14:40)

The guy is f*cking ripped !

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bamfbmx (Jul 2, 2009 at 15:35)

they look like there gonna burst out of his skin

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jdizzler (Jul 2, 2009 at 15:42)

you cannot be SERIOUS! dude he has a LOT of saddle time, along with an incredibly low spermcount! Razz

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Tader16 (Jul 2, 2009 at 22:33)

holy sh*t

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demo-dan (Jul 4, 2009 at 13:35)

roid heed !!!

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cogan34 (Jul 4, 2009 at 13:52)

f*ck head ^

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rabey101 (Jul 4, 2009 at 13:54)

ur a f*ckin goof jackdocy. lets make a joke about a guys cancer. my cousin was 19 when he found out he had the same thing.its not a f*ckin joke. but you are

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odin333 (Jul 4, 2009 at 15:30)

calm down. its a funny joke. i guess his +11 props means everyone agrees, and your -2 props shows your just an over reacting goon.

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hotdogprooo (Jul 4, 2009 at 15:46)

Wow karma is a bitch don't ever joke about that. Bring on the neg props I don't give a shit.

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nnorrcoo (Jul 4, 2009 at 23:18)

i always thought roadies were pussies Eek

but after seeing this now im thinking differant, this is f*ckin intense Eek

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jdizzler (Jul 5, 2009 at 13:05)

i said nothing about cancer, i just said he had a low sperm count which is true Big Grin

plus, your mum told me so Razz

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wavo (Jul 5, 2009 at 18:53)

I know really he didnt even mention cancer it will lower your count (saddle time that is)
hotdogprooo dont prop yourself lol Smile

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chickenmgee28 (Jul 8, 2009 at 17:11)

Someone, just negative prop the shit out of jockdocy. real mature buddy...

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dc-madness (Jul 9, 2009 at 12:10)

sheer power!

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patrickrupert (Jul 9, 2009 at 14:57)

holy crap

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fender101punk (Jul 9, 2009 at 22:40)

should be Lance Legstrong

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dc-madness (Jul 10, 2009 at 7:33)

i lold at that

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paol951 Plus (Jul 10, 2009 at 14:45)

Lance has a lot of ball...

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chasefreeride37 (Jul 18, 2009 at 20:24)

HAHAHAHA that was good fender101

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SamCopp (Jul 20, 2009 at 3:16)

the word Strong on this lyca leg does speak the truth!!

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lcstay10 (Jul 23, 2009 at 19:45)

thats a pimp wheelset. god damn. (o and lance is pretty jacked aswell)

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marlon-d (Jul 29, 2009 at 8:39)

props, rabey101

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jdizzler (Jul 29, 2009 at 8:49)

btw guys i didnt mean anything bout cancer i just meant that time in the saddle gives u a lower 'normal' spermcount its been proven!
check it! http://road.cc/content/news/5244-riding-300km-week-can-lead-low-sperm-count…

didn't mean to insult anyone, just stating facts!

P.S. lance is still awesome!

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amando96 (Aug 4, 2009 at 7:52)

he must be able to sprint 120 mph down a hill Eek

wow

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chochocho (Aug 6, 2009 at 0:34)

..you mean "up" a hill.. lol

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mrobinson (Aug 12, 2009 at 0:11)

lance armstrong?? should be lance legstrong!! holy shit lol

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dc-madness (Aug 12, 2009 at 18:10)

somebody already said that^^^^

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mrobinson (Aug 12, 2009 at 18:12)

oh yeah sorry, didnt read all the comments

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ibike99 (Jan 4, 2010 at 21:25)

holy d*ck thats...amazing :o

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batesy44 (Feb 18, 2010 at 15:57)

and that leg is on the up stroke!!!!!!!!! :O

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dougierandom (Feb 18, 2010 at 16:00)

well yeah.. hes clipped in

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batesy44 (Feb 19, 2010 at 2:51)

yer but u still dont put asmuch power in as u do n the down stroke do you?
i dno much about clips so :S

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willy94 (Feb 23, 2010 at 13:39)

thank you fender101punk for stealing my comment and getting more props for it

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fender101punk (Feb 23, 2010 at 17:06)

Honestly, I just seen the pic and commented. I didn't even read the comments. haha. My comment must be better Wink

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willy94 (Feb 23, 2010 at 18:16)

willy94 (Jul 2, 2009 at 18:25)
armstrong, he should've been called legstrong lol (here come the neg props!)

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fender101punk (Feb 23, 2010 at 18:22)

I know you commented it first. I didn't read any of the comments. As soon as I seen the picture I posted the comment.

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willy94 (Feb 23, 2010 at 18:51)

lol its cool man

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JamesGTBrown (Mar 24, 2010 at 14:42)

Hey lets not be critical of this man, he has done far more with one ball than many of us could do with two!

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chasefreeride37 (Mar 24, 2010 at 14:46)

Honestly, stfu with the "one ball" comments

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JamesGTBrown (Mar 24, 2010 at 15:32)

Wow calm down i think this guys amazing he has acheived so much and is a true inspiration to the cycling community

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FregoS (Mar 27, 2010 at 11:47)

His bike looks sweet. What bike is that?

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willy94 (Mar 27, 2010 at 13:27)

that would be a custom made bike, just for him

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dougierandom (Mar 27, 2010 at 14:52)

..trek madone 6.9 with Live Strong custom paint, and alot of 'tweaked' components

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xr1d3r (Jul 2, 2009 at 16:50)

OMG..... strong leg.....

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kmart14 (Jul 2, 2009 at 18:26)

THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

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f0n888 (Jul 26, 2009 at 21:00)

im propping you 653478563478965237849657653478563478965237849657653478563478965237849657653478563478965237849657653478563478965237849657653478563478965237849657653478563478965237849657653478563478965237849657653478563478965237849657653478563478965237849657653478563478965237849657653478563478965237849657653478563478965237849657653478563478965237849657 times

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danepereira27 (Mar 22, 2011 at 14:23)

damn, i could only prop him 1 time Frown

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hawskill (Jul 2, 2009 at 19:29)

ROIDS

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crowe (Jul 5, 2009 at 14:24)

if i'm not mistaken, roids make you big. this pic shows he has very toned muscles and very thin skin. probably from a wicked diet and a million miles on his bike.

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willy94 (Jul 6, 2009 at 18:38)

they also make your pee-pee smaller

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steezemaster (Jul 2, 2009 at 14:24)

Terminator.

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PNWrider (Jul 2, 2009 at 14:39)

he is a machine

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AidenCrocker (Jul 3, 2009 at 10:57)

in the words of jeremy clarkson ... "POWEERRR"

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odin333 (Jul 3, 2009 at 10:57)

haha

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CUwallaby (Jul 4, 2009 at 7:52)

nice

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nickf (Jul 2, 2009 at 22:27)

how do you shave something like that...

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xcbbb (Jul 2, 2009 at 22:35)

lmao

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zhayne (Jul 9, 2009 at 14:59)

wax it? (ouch)

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ratherbeoutriding (Jul 2, 2009 at 15:40)

holy testosterone batman!

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Jwmbike14 (Jul 6, 2009 at 0:23)

thats f*ckin sick. lance is the shit! f*ck levi!

i looooove how so many downhillers hate on road riders and crosscountry guys. but never realize you have to ride road or XC to get even faster.

by the way, i was hiking up the hill behind dan and gee atherton at the boulder city nat's race. and both their legs, more gee's than dan's are pretty close to looking like that. not QUITE as tone as Lance's but damn close!

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deathwish (Aug 4, 2009 at 9:12)

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a backbone...

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rvberkel (Jul 3, 2009 at 14:16)

you don't want to get kick in your nuts by him Razz

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crowe (Jul 5, 2009 at 14:25)

i don't wanna get kicked in the nuts by anybody!!

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Akladituh (Jul 2, 2009 at 14:37)

This man is unstoppable!
This man is the best ever ...
Smile

:

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burnabyripper (Jul 3, 2009 at 13:10)

I wonder how far he can kick a soccer ball with those legs.

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tomstoms8 (Jul 4, 2009 at 13:53)

not very lol

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chipchipo (Jul 3, 2009 at 1:23)

i dunno whats so special... if you have seriously biked for even 5 years, your legs should also look similar to that.

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odin333 (Jul 3, 2009 at 7:25)

never seen Sam Hill's or Gee Atherton's leg like that.

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stryke Plus (Jul 4, 2009 at 6:53)

different type of cycling, lots of road riders will have legs like that if theyre really putting the power down with a proper pedal stroke

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Jwmbike14 (Jul 6, 2009 at 0:25)

i strongly disagree. as accidentally posted below, i hiked up boulder city race behind dan and gee. and although not quite as tone as lance's legs, gee's are DAMN close. you can like see what seems like the muscle fiber/strands. crazy shit

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Stuart2475 (Jul 15, 2009 at 16:52)

i have seen Gee's Legs like that but not Sam hill's

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Jwmbike14 (Jul 16, 2009 at 0:10)

yeah neither have i...........

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chazdog (Jul 31, 2009 at 10:17)

wtf people, start a forum about which dh er has the sexiest legs, dont do it here

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stryke Plus (Jul 31, 2009 at 12:57)

sam hills legs are pretty ballin this season

for some real mountain bikers calves check out chris kovarik when hes putting the power down, hot damn

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adamdigby (Jan 7, 2010 at 18:50)

Chris has gnarly ones, but I was behind Gee at Boulder city as well, and he was pretty freaking tone too.

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perthandcrieffsfinest (Feb 16, 2010 at 11:25)

chazdog... you were the first to mention a link between muscliness and sexiness. Is there something you want to tell us?

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evantib (Jul 2, 2009 at 16:46)

thats at the nevada city classic. did he get tested there?

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konadona (Jul 13, 2009 at 5:29)

lots of people probaly could if they had the drugs he did.............. and as a a person hes a bellend

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dandriller (Jul 2, 2009 at 19:44)

I have my doubts about how genuine that shot really is...

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silasfg (Oct 16, 2009 at 9:43)

was what i was thinking. His legs dont look like this in other photos :s

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stinkybigd (Jul 4, 2009 at 23:14)

i saw a road biker today who had like half of what hes got here. thats like unnatural

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framd0 (Jul 5, 2009 at 1:51)

imagine cramps, ouch much?

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hoshi (Jul 5, 2009 at 1:51)

hoooly crap and check out his skinny arms... man hes doing something wrong Wink

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odin333 (Jul 5, 2009 at 8:25)

you don't really need jacked arms to bike. its not going to help you really.

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hoshi (Jul 5, 2009 at 12:47)

yeah I know but it looks f*cked

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crowe (Jul 5, 2009 at 14:27)

0% body fat, right there!

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crotchphesant2007 (Jul 5, 2009 at 15:03)

100% muscle.

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cariokabmx (Apr 30, 2011 at 19:39)

ooooooooooh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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trekbro (Jan 4, 2010 at 21:25)

if you are looking at Armstrong leg u need to see ripped!lol

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spoiler (Aug 6, 2009 at 5:12)

Lance LEG-STRONG if you ask me....

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luigi (Feb 6, 2011 at 8:19)

no wonder people don't like race against him, I bet he has more muscle mass in his legs than most people do throughout their body.

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tomstoms8 (Jul 4, 2009 at 13:53)

ewwwwwww!

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ice7 (Jul 14, 2009 at 13:41)

you dont want to feel his kick

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jeanfaria (Mar 30, 2010 at 19:45)

our weird that I had never quite seen such a thing the guy should ta doing a force to pedal Big Grin

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DJ173 (Jul 2, 2009 at 14:39)

he si living it strong

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drilldeep07 (Dec 29, 2010 at 13:18)

super cut...but the overall size of his legs are not that impressive...look at olympic sprint cyclists for massive legs...

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chazdog (Jul 31, 2009 at 10:15)

the best bit is that that leg is on the upstroke, not even pushing!
youd know about it if he stepped on ur foot

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woody-dh (Jul 11, 2009 at 1:23)

Well.. Thats a bit un-natural, but not for Chuck Norris.

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backdoor63 (Mar 16, 2010 at 14:45)

Weak!!

I didn't know that some of these muscles existed. =o

Good job the EPO!

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gridlock (Jul 3, 2009 at 8:05)

26'' thigh like his rims

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Jwmbike14 (Jul 6, 2009 at 0:24)

ummmm 700c?

650's are more of a 26.... 700's are 29's

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zhayne (Jul 9, 2009 at 14:59)

700c is closer to 27 inch...

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Jwmbike14 (Jul 9, 2009 at 18:52)

lol ill bet you a dollar.

a 700c tire will mount right on a 29'r wheel, oooor vise versa.

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kmart14 (Jul 2, 2009 at 18:25)

GET RIPPED SON!!!

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tyler-durden (Jul 2, 2009 at 14:36)

thats messed.

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jwf793 (Mar 20, 2010 at 19:07)

his legs are so strong its kinda gross

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Sean115 (Jul 11, 2010 at 17:52)

he's got muscle ontop of his muscles

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luisriper8 (Jul 21, 2009 at 8:35)

his name should be legstrong!!!!armstrong rocks!!

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woodline (Aug 6, 2009 at 5:14)

very strong legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Maciek42 (Aug 5, 2009 at 14:18)

WOW

he must have strong legs Big Grin

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StuartParker (May 14, 2010 at 14:58)

would not like to get kicked by this guy:S

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djbrady199 (Jun 21, 2010 at 20:27)

ROIDS!

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Alen (Sep 3, 2009 at 13:52)

100% natural ha ha

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mrowafun (Nov 22, 2009 at 14:18)

i wonder how high he can jump

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brokenframezcrew (Jul 8, 2009 at 11:00)

man...check out the rims!

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juicyt (Jul 8, 2009 at 17:30)

That is the new Trek for Lance, but a more toned-down version. Check this one out! http://www.highsnobiety.com/news/2009/05/06/the-making-of-lance-armstrongs-shepard-fairey-designed-trek-bike/

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derfmtb (Jul 9, 2009 at 5:49)

^^ that bike is sick!
and that leg is toned to f*ck! Razz

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racerforever (Oct 6, 2009 at 12:14)

Imagine if he was taking drugs on top of that!

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BennooS (Jul 18, 2010 at 15:02)

all of the riders take drugs m8

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dhlover88 (Oct 11, 2009 at 17:11)

holy crap!!! that is insane

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diogodavinha (Jul 7, 2009 at 15:25)

the most perfect machine!!!

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haro-x6 (Jul 4, 2009 at 10:14)

i am scard

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hamanndh (Jul 4, 2009 at 10:09)

HULK?

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NS-FreeRider (Oct 26, 2009 at 10:36)

I would be faster, If I had those legs Razz

Really amazing

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b1k3rjp (Jul 2, 2009 at 14:55)

damn!

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ashdamash (Nov 8, 2009 at 6:28)

Never even knew calves could look that ripped Razz

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Ryan1234 (Nov 6, 2010 at 13:25)

well he does live strong Smile

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lance-armstrong (Feb 26, 2011 at 14:31)

it is he is very strong though

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DirtParkCowboy (Oct 31, 2009 at 9:20)

ide love 2 lick it up and down

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dirjumper (Dec 23, 2009 at 9:43)

that unreal

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matt111 (Feb 18, 2010 at 19:29)

not armstrong, legstrong

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mossyriders (Oct 13, 2010 at 13:51)

WTF

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xtr3m3 (Mar 10, 2011 at 10:13)

omfg

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bmxbro21 (Jun 1, 2011 at 20:00)

frail

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KaBoNe (Nov 3, 2011 at 14:38)

ale łyda

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mdstampy (Jan 26, 2011 at 8:39)

shit

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pintoktmfafe (Dec 29, 2010 at 13:26)

wow!

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FastDHR (Mar 15, 2012 at 21:05)

dope testing, anyone ???

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giggidy (Dec 6, 2010 at 13:56)

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adampage6 (Mar 21, 2010 at 11:24)

what a meat head

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brenpirate (Aug 1, 2009 at 16:05)

omfg this is mental

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fell321 (Jul 15, 2009 at 15:37)

roid rangerz

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etownrider (Jul 15, 2009 at 15:57)

You all send like experts on mens legs.Keep up the good work!

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bettyswallocks (Jul 16, 2009 at 13:13)

yep the lenge#ned himself Lance Armstrong

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accountdeleted (Aug 3, 2009 at 11:45)

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hazardousDH (Jul 15, 2009 at 0:03)

meh

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shadowdude (Jul 14, 2009 at 12:17)

OMF!

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dickson12155 (Jul 10, 2009 at 23:04)

His name should be lance Legstrong not Armstrong

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bunkey (Jul 14, 2009 at 8:58)

been said, twice.

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stunter16 (Jul 13, 2009 at 10:44)

fuuuuuuuu

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newbikesoon (Jul 14, 2009 at 10:00)

wow..

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accountdeleted (Aug 3, 2009 at 11:45)

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mtbryder (Jul 23, 2009 at 21:04)

DAM!

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stefo (Aug 13, 2009 at 18:05)

:O

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dh-kevin-dh (Aug 11, 2009 at 17:04)

reminds me of kovarik!

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nicolai-helius-freerider (Aug 24, 2009 at 13:50)

lance armSTRONG Big Grin

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downhill1409 (Sep 7, 2009 at 11:48)

dude¬!

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wolverine97 (Sep 19, 2009 at 14:29)

Thats messed up!!!

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accountdeleted (Aug 3, 2009 at 11:46)

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kirkmeijaard (Aug 12, 2009 at 11:27)

what a softy

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accountdeleted (Aug 3, 2009 at 11:45)

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me2menow (Jul 7, 2009 at 17:30)

grosssssssssssssssssssss

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duartempp (Jul 18, 2009 at 17:19)

amstrong ~~

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Fizzle-Dizzle (Sep 7, 2009 at 0:36)

100 % pure doping Big Grin

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belin (Oct 20, 2010 at 10:57)

fake??

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brandon-diggs (Jun 20, 2010 at 22:57)

JESUSBALLS!!!

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