why was the woman in the living room? chain was too long why are womens feet so small? so they can stand closer to the sink! Guy1 : i wish my wife gets run over by a train.. Guy 2: Yea but, how are you gona get a train to go through a kitchen? you know what rhymes with woman rights? sandwich. Girl to guy friend: whenever i tell my boyfriend off he tell me to go make him a sandwich. he's trying to be funny.. any good comebacks you know? Guy Friend: well.. you better come back with a god damn sandwich!! poor justing beiber, getting all that abuse... poor girl women: woman are equal to men, lul ok.. go back to kitchen What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already!!