Interesting fact: Adrian was the first ever person to get blacklisted from Goat Path. He is actually not welcome there and never will be. This is because he is the most colossal useless douchebag I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. Just to give you an idea of his stupidity, I met him when I had to grind his seat post down to fit into his frame. Prior to this he had been trying to do it by hand..... with sandpaper. Now that is f*cking stupid.
Goat path are very dialed trails that you now have the misfortune of not being allowed to ride.And if you don't like trail well,shit you should probably just fall down a well and stay there.
You begged me to come up Adrian. You wanted me to meet your mom and shit before she would let you go, remember? Thank god for blacklisting you. Best decision ever made for Goat Path.
Edit: In response to "No they weren't stupid. They experimented." ....That's what gay people said back in the day about the original gay people. See where I am going with this???
My mother's an over controlling person. I couldn't help. And I wanted help you out building the place up. It was obviously a mistake to even ask you to go. Thank god you blacklisted me. Best decision you made for me and yourself.
Ok Gaydrian, here is every diss I can think of on the spot.....
-You are a tool. -You are spoiled and waste your mom's money and your dad's child support on retarded bike parts (some of which you don't even use). -You are a scammer on this website. -To elaborate on the above, you are also an annoying lowballer who abuses peoples' kindness. -You are a waste of a bicycle and all of it's components. -You are materialistic, vain and judge others when you clearly need to judge yourself. -Manuel Uribe Jr. (you may need google for this one). -You are an idiot. -You talk nothing but shit. -I am your mom's new boyfriend. -You apparently own ugly fitted hats. -You have no clue how to act. -You crave attention on pinkbike because everyone at school hates you (educated guess). -You have the spelling, grammar, and comprehension level of a 6 year old child. -You beg for stickers like a fat kid begs for the last slice of cake. -No, you cannot have the last slice of cake.
.......This is a good start. I will let you know as I think of more.
I want him to call me dad. Ultimate insult and reality check would be for me to take away his bike, stop his mom from giving him money, and ground him. I would wheel an uggo for that. LOLOLOL.
Wow.. who would have thought a nickname I gave a 14 yearold kid last spring would have circulated all the way across southern Ontario... Next think you guys will know about might just be Kurt Mcf*ggen.
Brand spanking new. Drew Bezanson got it for us and convinced Redbull to flip the bill. He literally built it too. Drew is a champ because he does work.