What my girlfriend and my "best mate" got upto when i was skiing, comment with the most thumbs up by 4th march will be done, including photos and proof..
you gotta put a thin needle through all his condoms if you can. That way theres no way to trace it, as well as if you do it right, he wont see the holes. Then BOOM suprise pregnancy.
I think these chat up lines are horrendous and if she's actually enjoying them then it's probably for the best that you aren't with her anymore. Sounds like a sket. Pahah
You should just carry on with her then be like "I'ma meet you somewhere" then go to meet her and wear a Gary Glitter mask and be like "Imma rape you now". Then slapabitch.
Then show her it's you. Either before/after rape, whatever you see necessary.
Wait, you pissed at your mate too? If so, then you should shit on his doorstep, cover it in paper, set paper on fire, then ring the doorbell. When he comes outside and stands on it to put it out he'll have your shit all over his shoe.
you should have taken her along skiing.. ? i suppose you forgot to chain her up in the kitchen, otherwise this would not have happened.. donno how old you are.. but in time you will learn bitches can not be trusted.. for at least 99% of them,..