What my girlfriend and my "best mate" got upto when i was skiing, comment with the most thumbs up by 4th march will be done, including photos and proof..
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What my girlfriend and my "best mate" got upto when i was skiing, comment with the most thumbs up by 4th march will be done, including photos and proof..
24 Comments
  • 7 1
 LOLOLOLOLOL. Just post the convo to facebook
  • 3 0
 you gotta put a thin needle through all his condoms if you can. That way theres no way to trace it, as well as if you do it right, he wont see the holes. Then BOOM suprise pregnancy.
  • 2 0
 I think these chat up lines are horrendous and if she's actually enjoying them then it's probably for the best that you aren't with her anymore. Sounds like a sket. Pahah
  • 1 0
 i thought people stopped talking about sex stuff in like year 8... fucking ridiculous.
  • 1 0
 It's funny because neither of them can spell.
  • 3 2
 You should just carry on with her then be like "I'ma meet you somewhere" then go to meet her and wear a Gary Glitter mask and be like "Imma rape you now". Then slapabitch.


Then show her it's you. Either before/after rape, whatever you see necessary.
  • 4 1
 Wait, you pissed at your mate too? If so, then you should shit on his doorstep, cover it in paper, set paper on fire, then ring the doorbell. When he comes outside and stands on it to put it out he'll have your shit all over his shoe.


hehehehehe
  • 1 0
 childish actions means for childish reactions.
  • 3 0
 She only gives 2 kisses? I'm dissapoint in her.
  • 3 0
 i say you give us thier names and we go and troll them both
  • 3 0
 Pics or it didn't happen.
  • 2 0
 lure your friend somewhere to meet and then confront him just make sure he thinks its your mrs ready for round 2
  • 3 0
 What
  • 1 0
 read description
  • 20 1
 Shit in her handbag
  • 2 1
 you should have taken her along skiing.. ? i suppose you forgot to chain her up in the kitchen, otherwise this would not have happened..
donno how old you are.. but in time you will learn bitches can not be trusted.. for at least 99% of them,..
  • 2 2
 Reminds me of a certain mod *cough* *cough*

I feel where you're coming from, pissed me off too!
  • 8 0
 you and marquis did dirty talk? lol
  • 1 0
 Shhhh Wink lol
  • 1 0
 post on fb and kick the shit out of your mate
  • 2 0
 kicked the shit out of him today down alley haha, can't wait to leave this school pile of wank since you're year and the year above left
  • 1 0
 haha you will realise how pathetic and shit that school is when you leave. looks like your gna be shitting in her handbag at this rate mate!! Razz
  • 1 0
 Wow. You shlagggggg
  • 1 2
 FUCK THAT BITCH UPP







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