Santa slashing through the snow
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Santa slashing through the snow

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 Santa is coming to town! POD
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 I like the upgrades to Santa's sleigh
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 if only i could grow a beard like santa...
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 SAAAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 screw the sleigh Wink
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 Brett Tippie=Santa ! I had a feeling.
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 Santa is just given er eh?
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 so. much. win.
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 happy quanza!!!
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 What goggles is he wearing?
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 Sick Christmas shot! Just thinking....If Darren Berrecloth would `ve slashed it would he be a Santaclaw?
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 Hes just sleighing that berm!
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 Ermagerd erts cherstmerss
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 Slashing through the snow, in a two wheeled open sleigh, over the hills we go, shredding all the way HOHOHOHO!
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 Probably some nice "polar"ized goggles.
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 OMG! Faving this!
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 So this is what he does in the off season
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 The TIPPSTER!
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 He isn't going old saint brake less lolololol but really he is running saints
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 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
everyone was getting laid, even the mouse.
With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail,
I had just settled down for a nice piece of tail...

When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my sister to see what was the matter.
I threw open the shudders and threw out the hash,
tripped over my boner and busted my ass.

And what to my stoned-out eyes should appear,
but a shitty old sleigh and eight f*cking reindeer.
Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick...
and I knew in an instant it must be St. Nick.

"To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls,
onward you bastards or it's off with your balls."
He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell,
and I knew for a fact the poor f*cker had fell.

He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart!

He cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight,
"f*ck you all, I've had one hell of a night!"
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 was going to neg you for a poem until I read it, fucking gold man!
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 Skipped over your comment till I read that am was in a whore house!
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 Couldn't have picked a better person to be santa!
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 Yeah totally! POD on christmas day! Pinner Santa!
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 so this is how he delivers all those presents so fast!
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 This has got to be the best Santa on a MTB photo I have ever seen!
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 "SANTA.... I know him!!!"
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 MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!
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 And to you mate !!
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 And up on the chair lift there came such a clatter, Santa checked out his fox forks to see what was the matter..."oh my rebound, my compression, my forks seals and stiction, I should have used Avalanche cuz they never need fixin".
But I heard him say as he launched out of sight........."Merry Christmas to all.....and to all....a good night" !!
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 Santa Clause is Shredding to Town!
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 Great Pod.Merry Christmas all
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 my sleigh uses fox floats, i have no reindeer because i am santa cruz
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 Its about time the old coot traded in that rickety old sleigh for something a bit more radical. Maybe he'll finally shed that belly!
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 slashing through the snow...love it!
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 Brilliant!! Merry Xmas everyone and 2013 with loads of riding for us!!!!
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 Dis santa got madness in his eyes!
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 Christmas POD?
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 Pic of the day.
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 he doesn't need reindeer with that sleigh...eh?
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 i now believe in santa again
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 I knew it..........It is all downhill from the North pole to here !! Shred on Santa !!
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 DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW.... ON A ONE MAN, OPEN SLEIGH... THROUGH THE DRIFTS HE GOES LAUGHING ALL THE WAY!!!!! HA HA HA
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 It's a shame this didn't get Xmas POD:
www.pinkbike.com/photo/9029558
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 yeah, that's an awsome photo!
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 Why the hell have I been neg propped for that?! Oh yeh, it's Pinkbike... Rolleyes
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 Agreed bro that pic is wayyy sicker. I guess Raceface wanted to advertise.
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 SANTAS NEW SLED IS COOL.
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 reindeer shuttle back to the top
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 Merry christmass to all and to all a good night
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 And to you brother !!
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 Float float floatt, meeeeerrrry christmassssss.
Nice forks Santa. Big Grin
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 I took santa as more of a dual crown rider Razz MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
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 Merry Christmas to all the shredders out there
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 And from one right back to ya mate !
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 FELIZ NAVIDAD CTM!!! Big Grin
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 Yes Santa, thanks for the bike my man!
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 hes bringing me that bike - wuhuu =))
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 Rudolph sure looks different this year...
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 Merry Christmas, everyone!
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 To you as well my friend !
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 Does Santa believe in you?????
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 he's gonna take a lot longer to get around the world Smile
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 Does he ride for Santa Cruz????
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 What a weapon !
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 Santa can shred!!!
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 christmas spirit
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 cool, and appropriate... but isn't there a helmet rule for POD?
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 Santa knows quality suspension, he chooses Fox.
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 its a Suntour Rux, not available yet.
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 Uummmm, I know that, what I was getting at is, that is an imposter!
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 Merry Christmas PB!
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 I like santas magic helmet, need to get on this technology. Wink
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 ian hylands is a cock... delete this comment as well then..
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