'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was getting laid, even the mouse. With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail, I had just settled down for a nice piece of tail...
When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter, I sprang from my sister to see what was the matter. I threw open the shudders and threw out the hash, tripped over my boner and busted my ass.
And what to my stoned-out eyes should appear, but a shitty old sleigh and eight f*cking reindeer. Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick... and I knew in an instant it must be St. Nick.
"To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls, onward you bastards or it's off with your balls." He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell, and I knew for a fact the poor f*cker had fell.
He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart!
He cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight, "f*ck you all, I've had one hell of a night!"
And up on the chair lift there came such a clatter, Santa checked out his fox forks to see what was the matter..."oh my rebound, my compression, my forks seals and stiction, I should have used Avalanche cuz they never need fixin". But I heard him say as he launched out of sight........."Merry Christmas to all.....and to all....a good night" !!
I have to say how disappointed i am with Christmas pod this year Laurence ce well had it ... not saying this is not a sick shot but the amount of effort that goes into Laurence shots!!! this ment so much for him to get Christmas pod three years in a row but its Christmas lets all enjoy it happy Christmas everyone !!!!!
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everyone was getting laid, even the mouse.
With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail,
I had just settled down for a nice piece of tail...
When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my sister to see what was the matter.
I threw open the shudders and threw out the hash,
tripped over my boner and busted my ass.
And what to my stoned-out eyes should appear,
but a shitty old sleigh and eight f*cking reindeer.
Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick...
and I knew in an instant it must be St. Nick.
"To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls,
onward you bastards or it's off with your balls."
He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell,
and I knew for a fact the poor f*cker had fell.
He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart!
He cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight,
"f*ck you all, I've had one hell of a night!"
But I heard him say as he launched out of sight........."Merry Christmas to all.....and to all....a good night" !!
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Nice forks Santa.
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