LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love it !!!!!!!!!! I went there....stunning bro. If you hire a jeep head up the coast on the east side, drop down to the centre of the island....head for Betancuria. There's a little white church in the centre and a quiet setting, it reminds me of the Titty Twister in From Dusk Till Dawn lol. Travel south and you are bloody so high in the mountains and the views are stunning !!! I was based in Corralejo, did Puerto Del Carmen in Lanzarote also on the ferry....well, drove bloody everywhere????? Have a great time bro !!! SD.