*** STOLEN ***
Some fxcking cxnt stole my bike from my car on Canada Day. Replacement cost puts the theft into the grand theft category, minimum six months in jail. I've got ads posted on Craig's List, Kijiji, and eBay asking people to keep an eye out for my bike, or to call the police if they see it, or, at least, not to by it. I hope the dude who ripped me off dies an excruciating, bloody death in front of his entire family.