Video: Brap - Bike Rap

Jan 24, 2014 at 9:32
by Tyler Maine  

Struggling with bike jargon? Don't sweat it we'll show you it's well easy!

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204 Comments
  • 329 6
 Stop that immediately!
  • 36 0
 ikr these people belong on the Jeremy Kyle show not pinkbike
  • 25 0
 Im not gunna lie when she said "i must master it" i thought she said "i must masturbate"... had to repeat that bit haha
  • 14 5
 wow so shitty, it was a good try but i think the music industry should stick to making music out of bike parts, and comedy (my kit is new and i am better than you rap). but a serious rap about bikes... so stupid.
  • 17 0
 No just no
  • 40 93
flag WAKIdesigns (Jan 24, 2014 at 11:19) (Below Threshold)
 Bugger off! Those two are totaly shaggable... I'd be hitting on them if met them on the trail. Everyone who negprops me is a wanker.
  • 18 2
 haha^^
  • 50 0
 File under Friday Fails.
  • 1 0
 Man I hate that word
  • 9 1
 Clumsy bike rap aka CRAP!!!
  • 7 4
 Almost as annoying as dubstep
  • 3 0
 I'm surprised no one made a flute joke yet!
  • 17 0
 Well this one time, at band camp.....
  • 15 43
flag WAKIdesigns (Jan 24, 2014 at 15:07) (Below Threshold)
 17 negwankers so far! Edypus wankers, guys who have such a long career stroking the penguin that the only thing that turns them on is the vision of their mother father and uncles... To hell with you, I bet you ride 650B electric bikes!
  • 20 1
 WAKI, you use "wanker"a lot.............. and I don't stroke penguins for a living,..... just as a hobby! And my electric bike has 28" wheels on it! Oh and btw, just because these girls are good looking in a video, doesn't mean the content of that video is good!
  • 11 0
 ...what did i just watch?
  • 9 1
 haha, it took some time, but i kind of get waki's sense of humor, no neg prop from my side
  • 8 0
 Thank god I checked the comments. Not watching! Thanks everybody.
  • 9 1
 You can't unhear that
  • 2 1
 I just waisted a few seconds of my life...
  • 12 2
 There you go, a hundred years of female emancipation and years of trying to stimulate MTB riding for girls undone in 3 minutes.
  • 5 1
 Worth it to see Waki killing it...
  • 3 6
 @WAKIdesigns, man you have a lot of pent up anger, take it easy ffs. All this talk about masterbating, maybe you should add an N to your name. Right in between the A and the K.
  • 10 7
 I am joking all the time, zero anger... ugh...
  • 5 2
 nop, i'm sticking with ''i'm faster than you''
thanks, bye Wink
  • 3 6
 Not interested in brap coz ... I ONLY RIDE PARK !
  • 1 4
 Is this from some kids show?
  • 2 2
 I couldnt understand what they were saying
  • 2 1
 Like most british girls they suffer from nassatall
  • 1 1
 Garbage
  • 2 1
 I could not understand a word they said...
  • 1 0
 Neither did they it seems.
  • 2 1
 m.youtube.com/watch?v=iDV6dZaS7U0

Makes just as much sense.
  • 1 1
 dem nightmares I cant´t stop
  • 1 1
 no
  • 143 0
 www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Q7QHPcsv0
  • 1 0
 ahahaha, couldn't agree more :')
  • 3 0
 You sir nailed it. wow
  • 1 0
 Yes it was!
  • 1 0
 oh yeah !
  • 64 1
 Burn it before it lays eggs!
  • 7 0
 kill it, kill it with fire naaaaaaooo
  • 3 0
 Made my day Big Grin The video sucks, but at least comments are great!
  • 40 0
 28 seconds of my life i'll never get back :'(
  • 6 1
 I made it all the way to 31 seconds.
  • 5 0
 I challenge anyone to make it all the way through
  • 4 0
 Challenge accepted! R.I.P....
  • 3 0
 12 seconds for me.. ;-)
  • 32 0
 Stop posting this crap and publish your Kona Process review already.
  • 30 0
 Good god that was painful.
  • 7 0
 I really should have checked the comments first....that hurt my brain
  • 25 0
 MOMMY DADDY ...make it STOP !
  • 22 0
 Is rather smash my balls into stem repeatedly than finish watching this crap. Less painful.
  • 5 0
 Then what...?
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/14/mountain-bike-crash-7-week-erection_n_4596285.html
  • 3 1
 Bennyd4u you made their response video Wink youtu.be/uTQJzB2u380
  • 1 0
 Haha!!! That's awesome!!
  • 18 0
 Well that's two minutes of my life I won't be getting back
  • 30 0
 Dude, you're totally badass! Being able to put up with that for 2 minutes, For that sir, you hav my respect!
  • 11 0
 I think this should be forwarded to the warden of Gitmo. It would make for an effective interrogation tool. Repeated viewings of this video would be sure to get even the most wilful detainees to beg for mercy. Possibly less physically damaging than waterboarding, unless the subject willingly gouged out his own eyes and ruptured his own eardrums in the process.
  • 1 0
 Only moderately worse than that 'trail boss' bloke!
  • 13 0
 This is so *UCKING stupid
  • 16 0
 im not even going to watch and just believe you
  • 14 2
 They should have done it naked and I bet we all would have liked it a lot more
  • 13 0
 Most concensus I have ever seen on pb. Too bad to even be a joke.
  • 14 2
 i hope they are better in doing other things... u guys know what i mean
  • 13 1
 PB has just lowered its standards worse than a road bike POD!
  • 12 0
 My ears are bleeding!!!
  • 9 0
 anyone else think they stole them
  • 7 0
 Um... was that actually for real or a gag by actual female riders? Suppose their skills were far better than anything by pitbull or flo-rider
  • 3 1
 In the good old USA they'd probably get signed. Riff raff did..
  • 1 0
 Yeah but Riff is hilarious. Plus he gets some legitimately awesome production. I can't fathom how such a godawful spitter got hooked up with the likes of Diplo and Harry Fraud, but thanks to them some of his tracks actually bang pretty hard. I mostly just watch his freestyles and interviews for laughs, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't listen to I Can Tell Stories on repeat for a while. That beat is fire.
  • 7 0
 any one who ever manages to finish watching this video has my utmost respect. this just plain sucks after the first 10 seconds.
  • 3 13
flag WAKIdesigns (Jan 24, 2014 at 12:47) (Below Threshold)
 I heard it 4 times by now. Realizing how many people get appalled by it, makes it to my ears like a mellow solo on violin. It's the same sensation as when watching UK, Germany or Netherlands loosing a match in Football World Cup...
  • 9 0
 watching on mute, not as bad
  • 8 0
 So this is what the Spice Girls have been up to...
  • 8 1
 This shit made Drake cry.
  • 3 0
 It's a shame all that work went into something almost entirely unintelligible. Cute accents aside, the recording is dreadful.

Go back in the studio (your bedroom I'm assuming" and hang up some blankets or something, then re-record.

Then I could see myself sitting through more than 20 seconds of it.
  • 5 0
 I'd love to see this video featured on Tosh.O. It needs 20 seconds of Daniel Tosh's attention & then let's all forget we ever saw this flaming turd of a video.
  • 5 0
 Bout the worst thing I've ever seen/heard. Couldn't force me to finish watching that.
  • 7 1
 I'd bang the blonde!
  • 2 1
 This video is pretty humorous if anyone really actually thinks this video is for real then Obama is actually the head of the drug cartel and grows all the weed across the USA I now know how to speak bike jargon kinda it's a bit hard to understand what they are saying half the time LOL...
  • 6 0
 Horrible!
  • 6 0
 pinkbike wtf?
  • 5 0
 Clicked for hot chicks....left disappoint.
  • 5 0
 I have absolutely no hope for my country at all. None whatsoever.
  • 4 0
 I have lost the Friday feeling !!!!
  • 3 0
 Don't think anyone here even watched the whole movie... because it was the most horrible shit i've ever seen
  • 1 0
 Awesome name if that's your real name and you're not just a fan
  • 1 0
 You think of The Mauler? But yes this is my real name and i'm from gothenburg to haha!
  • 1 0
 Yeah haha, is he pretty well known in Sweden then?
  • 1 0
 Yeah and UFC keeps getting bigger and bigger here in sweden. It's always been Boxing here in Sweden before people like The Mauler got into UFC and MMA, Now there are many people who follows UFC over here
  • 1 0
 Good. I'm hoping for him to be lhw champ this year
  • 1 0
 Yeah hope that too! It's soo fun that he's so respected and have so many fans in the rest of the world Smile
  • 1 0
 And the best we have is Michael bisping
  • 2 0
 How does someone produce something this bad... watch it... and still think its a good idea to release it? Piss off whoever is responsible.
  • 3 0
 please don't make anymore videos...
  • 2 2
 Who actually knows that when they were repeating, "This is my bike, there are many like it, but this one is mine." that that is from the Marine Corps Rifleman's Creed... Ooh-Rah
  • 1 0
 Looks like these girls have a great sense of humour! They have just put out a response video to the haters
youtu.be/uTQJzB2u380
  • 4 0
 awww, bless.
  • 4 0
 What the f*ck?
  • 3 0
 I think girls had a great time )
  • 3 0
 AH MAN I FEEL SO STUPID NOW.
  • 3 0
 R. Lee Ermey is pissed right now!.............look up the reference!
  • 3 0
 What did they say???
I didn't understand one thing they said!
  • 2 0
 why is this on the homepage? i diddnt understand one word of this...too much banter
  • 3 0
 Yeah...............NOOOOOO!!
  • 2 0
 They have a video for how to fix a puncture too. Should be on a tech tuesday
  • 3 0
 After consideration this is still better than Lil Wayne!!
  • 3 0
 This made me want to take up rollerblading
  • 1 0
 Now we all know why there arent any good british rappers, actually there arent any good rappers period. Also lets stick to the original definition of braaaaaaaap.
  • 1 0
 Maybe a bike is more a sport-util than a rap-util? Go out, ride, faceplant or do whatever, but never ever do a rap again please...
  • 3 0
 I'm frightened
  • 2 0
 i want to kill myself after 10 sec of that
  • 2 0
 what the **** was that !!
  • 1 0
 oh....my....god....those poor bikes had to endure that atrocity...live?!!!???
  • 2 0
 Ohoowww my fucking god!0_o
  • 3 0
 What a load of shite !
  • 2 0
 I made it to 15 seconds........stupid!!
  • 2 0
 Well... less talking more riding girl, no one will be as cool as IFHT Big Grin
  • 3 1
 Shoot me now!! People these days will do anything for some fame..
  • 3 0
 use the mute people!
  • 4 2
 SHOW US YOUR TATA'S! !!!!
  • 2 1
 Was that a joke? Because they are sure a joke! They look like they are in their 30's grow up girls
  • 1 0
 I feel dumber for subjecting myself to this!! Thank god I only made it to 19 seconds!!!!
  • 2 0
 horrible. now "put some steeze in that whip" was good brap
  • 2 0
 My poor ears have now sustained a big ouchie boo-boo.
  • 2 0
 You are no Matt Dennison, please stop!
  • 1 0
 Two mins of my life gone... Should've looked at the comments before playing.
  • 2 0
 Why would you post this Tyler, why?
  • 2 1
 So funny I watched it twice. This is my comment ,there many like it but this one is mine!
  • 1 0
 I can't even understand what they're saying, but the sound of it all as a whole is bad.
  • 3 0
 Jesus.Wept.
  • 2 0
 Shovels are for digging; not applying make up.
  • 2 0
 No rap skills, Girls. Now go change and get in the hot tub.
  • 1 0
 who cares there having fun fking people and the negative views if u dont like it keep it to yourself goofs.
  • 1 0
 Quality, was that Lord of the rings references?
  • 2 0
 wtf" seriously...
  • 2 0
 Nope. 0.o
  • 3 1
 Can you not?
  • 5 4
 This video made me want to beat a woman
  • 1 0
 this why you don't mix you girlfriend whit your sports
  • 2 0
 Oh my gay
  • 1 0
 I am sad for rappers everywhere
  • 1 0
 I was happy before i watched....now i wanna kill myself
  • 1 0
 Flute and yellow leather briefs here's Rap Smile
  • 1 0
 get dirty song would fit much more on these chicks
  • 1 0
 They left out the bottom bracket.... Im ashamed!
  • 1 0
 Leave just the flute, please.
  • 2 1
 - points for the use of a Specialized product.
  • 1 0
 Good try but just plain awful.
  • 1 3
 Lil i want my 2 minute back. Lol so ridicoulus the reverb pop up made me laugh Seriously girls. Less singing more biking coz i love the specialized bike sag coz ur so fat but yall both doable fer meh !!!!
  • 2 0
 this was just gross
  • 1 0
 that was fucking horrible
  • 1 0
 Just terrible. It's like someone shitting in your ear.
  • 1 0
 I am now going to kill myself by riding off a 100ft cliff on my bike!
  • 1 0
 ummmm yeah. I hope specialized sues them for making the bike look bad!
  • 1 0
 Lol...
  • 1 0
 Some skin would have made it more entertaining
  • 1 0
 What a shit!
  • 1 2
 Thats so bad.If they got naked it still wood stink.What were they thinking.And how edited this,my word go back to school.
  • 2 2
 this "rap" is so cool! just like 29"rs!
  • 1 0
 wtf did i just watch?!
  • 1 0
 piece of shit
  • 1 0
 Degueulasse !!!
  • 1 0
 Why is this a thing?
  • 1 0
 my new favorite song Big Grin
  • 1 0
 trash!
  • 1 0
 that was absolute shit
  • 1 0
 nek up
  • 2 1
 ??????
  • 1 0
 Errrrrmmmmm nah.
  • 1 0
 no i don't think so
  • 1 0
 yes JonnyLotus yes!!
  • 1 0
 what a nightmare
  • 1 0
 Painfull
  • 1 3
 Noooooooooooooo. !!!! I like the reverb pop up ut was so funny Plez less singung more biking pluse i like the soecialized sag effect !!! They both doable tho !!
  • 1 0
 DAFUQ!
  • 1 1
 Ruined my weekend cheers!!
  • 3 2
 white people.
  • 1 0
 girl banter...
  • 2 1
 haha nice idea Big Grin
  • 1 0
 That was terrible.
  • 1 0
 nope
  • 1 0
 KILL IT WITH FIRE
  • 1 1
 Waste of my two mins
  • 1 1
 Crying with discust
  • 1 1
 no...just...no
  • 1 1
 That was horrible!
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