My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make melon helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first Nobel Peace Prize . At the age of 14, an Amazonian tribal elder named Bacon Rind ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

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expat justinolsen's article
Nov 26, 2014 at 23:43
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expat pinkbikeaudience's article
Nov 26, 2014 at 9:06
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Video: Wyn Masters Crushes the Lyttelton Urban Downhill
anyway the trail goooooeeeeeeessssss.......
expat pinkbikeaudience's article
Nov 26, 2014 at 0:00
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Video: Wyn Masters Crushes the Lyttelton Urban Downhill
Momma, oooooooOOOOOoooo, didn't mean to diss your ride, just wish you'd not bought twenty-seven fives at all.....
expat reecewallace's video
Nov 23, 2014 at 20:56
Nov 23, 2014
agreed Catfish, one of their best IMO. Echoes is one of the greatest pieces of music ever produced.

expat pinkbikeaudience's article
Nov 23, 2014 at 20:47
Nov 23, 2014
expat WAKIdesigns's article
Nov 22, 2014 at 6:50
Nov 22, 2014
WAKi-Leaks Installment 8 - Mental Side of MTB
and internet blogs are like graffiti with punctuation...
expat reecewallace's video
Nov 17, 2014 at 14:24
Nov 17, 2014
one of these days I 'm going to shred that place into little pieces....

expat pinkbikeaudience's article
Nov 17, 2014 at 9:28
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Video: Ken Block's Urban Shuttle Car
not reeaally a Mustang anymore is it?
expat antidotebikes's article
Nov 10, 2014 at 11:09
Nov 10, 2014
Photo Epic: Jaws Samples Canada’s Finest
"go and do something nice for a person". sounds like someone needs to live by their own advice...
expat brule's article
Nov 10, 2014 at 11:03
Nov 10, 2014
Photo of the Month - October 2014
third comment, so close....
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