expat

  • Member since Jun 15, 2009
  • 8 Followers
  • Sun Peaks , British Columbia
  • Male / 40

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make melon helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first Nobel Peace Prize . At the age of 14, an Amazonian tribal elder named Bacon Rind ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

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expat mikekazimer's article
Dec 3, 2013 at 9:00
Dec 3, 2013
To the Point: Power Meters
i couldn't give less of a shit if i tried
expat cloverleaf's article
Nov 12, 2013 at 19:49
Nov 12, 2013
Maxim Maya - First Ride
i disagree. plenty in the bike business
expat cloverleaf's article
Nov 11, 2013 at 18:15
Nov 11, 2013
Maxim Maya - First Ride
a comment like that from the nation that brought you the Hummer, as opposed to the nation that brought you Aston Martins....
expat waazaa's photo
Jun 20, 2013 at 9:08
Jun 20, 2013
bad time to stop for a nap

expat r-mullen's photo
Jun 19, 2013 at 22:11
Jun 19, 2013
can you send her back I'm missing her too much?! just kidding, enjoy!

expat 's article
Jun 11, 2013 at 20:23
Jun 11, 2013
Sun Peaks Bike Park June Update
you paying us a visit this season?
Jun 10, 2013 at 21:53
Jun 10, 2013
expat expat's photo
May 21, 2013 at 6:39
May 21, 2013
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Selling
May 14, 2013 at 20:07
May 14, 2013

Commencal V3 DH

$2800 CAD
2012 Commencal V3DH, Size Medium, all stock from factory equipment apart from brand new, 1 ride only, 2013 Rockshox Boxxer RC's and Raceface Atlas stem. This bike is in near mint condition with little use since new. tires are at about 95% as are brake pads and discs. This is an awesome machine, I am selling due to dirt bike arriving and need the space, I will miss her! Frame NEW SUPREME DH v3 200mm Shock Marzocchi Roco R w/piggy back Fork 2013 Rockshox Boxxer RC Headset Tange Seiki IS24 Campy style Stem Raceface Atlas Bars New COMMENCAL Supreme DH 7075 Low riser OS 740mm polished black Grips COMMENCAL Deluxe Lock-On Brakes Formula RX 203/203 Shifters Shimano SLX 9s right Front Mech E13 LS1 W/ Taco Rear Mech Shimano SAINT Bottom Bracket Included w/crankset Cranks FSA Gravity GAP Chain KMC 9s Cassette Sram PG-950 11-28 Rims COMMENCAL By Alex rim double wall w/eyelet Hubs COMMENCAL disc+ sealed bearings 12mm rear/20mm front Spokes Stainless 64p 3x lacing Tires Maxxis Ardent 26×2.5 Seatpost Commencal Supreme no offset Saddle NEW SDG Circuit for Commencal Colour Cyan Blue Asking $2800 obo paypal or cash

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