Sequence Saturday 11 by IanHylands

98 Comments

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jwarn (Mar 17, 2012 at 3:03)

Look at your tailwhip, now back to mine. Now back at your tailwhip, now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped single tailwhipping and started tailwhip combos it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're at Vienna, doing the tailwhip you wish yours could look like. look at yours. Back at mine, its a tailwhip table covered in steeze. Look again the tailwhip table is now DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when your not single tailwhipping

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Bjammin (Mar 17, 2012 at 8:43) (Below Threshold)

what? oldspice?

SJ-tinsley (Mar 17, 2012 at 11:45)

my mum's more whipped than that guy

conv3rt (Mar 18, 2012 at 14:18)

evoc, please award jwarn with your man-satchel

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ebo421 (Mar 17, 2012 at 0:54)

all of these comments suck so far.

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Rolas (Mar 17, 2012 at 2:48) (Below Threshold)

Top comments are spam, this can be my time to shine!

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TomWatkins (Mar 17, 2012 at 14:01)

from the negative props Mr Rolas sir, im gonna have to say, sadly, today's not your time to shine

FSJHunter (Mar 17, 2012 at 16:39)

I'll say they suck! Sounds like someone's got a small peepee...

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milesks (Mar 17, 2012 at 0:46)

I would try and win the bag, but its not really a bag is it....

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phatsmoker (Mar 17, 2012 at 6:19)

what do you mean? it's a perfectly good man-purse

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mojojonah (Mar 17, 2012 at 7:07)

*Satchel

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nouser (Mar 17, 2012 at 11:42)

Indiana Jones has one.

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crowaan (Mar 17, 2012 at 11:54)

And Indiana Jones is a real man.

crowaan (Mar 17, 2012 at 7:28)

Chains and whips excite me.

YetiRider35 (Mar 17, 2012 at 5:59)

You get the tailwhip but that's not all. For a limited time only we'll throw in a table as a special offer just for you.

bendy (Mar 17, 2012 at 3:10)

pause on frame 3/10 ,he has actually started to kick the whip before he takes off, better early than too late

and the way his shadow goes across the panasonic banner is pretty nice too

danhillracer (Mar 17, 2012 at 11:15)

4/10 looks like a huge nac!

billy-smith (Mar 17, 2012 at 4:07)

I bet charlie sheen couldnt even get this high!

SHARK555 (Mar 17, 2012 at 4:30)

my tail whips are like a helicopter, the faster i whip the higher i go. and if i bag it, all comes crashin down.

beshop (Mar 17, 2012 at 1:34)

If you're curious how Polish Style after party looks like, visit Poland

ps. First of all you have to survive Polish Style party

phatsmoker (Mar 18, 2012 at 11:37)

they have a mean polish sausage party too, heh jk

dirtman04 (Mar 17, 2012 at 11:17)

sequence saturday is kindof a new thing so i guess the comments have to adjust for it somehow... sick line though didnt see the table coming at the end

mrbikr (Mar 17, 2012 at 2:19)

okay lets think of something creative... PICKLE.

YetiRider35 (Mar 17, 2012 at 6:09)

I've been trying to get this bag for 3 months now but lucky me can't win anything

MrDougie (Mar 17, 2012 at 7:17)

"good comment"

ma11 (Mar 17, 2012 at 10:42)

BOOOM Old Spice is too powerful to stay on its own website!

Gimpie7 (Mar 17, 2012 at 13:43)

Sick trick, but can he pronounce Pietermaritzburg?

mtbdwnhill (Mar 17, 2012 at 0:17)

i cant think of anything cheeky

drfunsocks FL (Mar 17, 2012 at 2:44)

I love that even at pro level the ramps are just held in place with a few breeze blocks haha

mhailo (Mar 17, 2012 at 4:33)

This is impossible without being cheesy/dumb/not funny.

dirtdexter (Mar 17, 2012 at 15:47)

allright, lets try a table top now.!

one... tho.... thr...Shit! where's my bike going?!
Oh no, my frame is now just going is own way, this totally was not supposed to happen....my like whole bike is turned back-end-first now!!
aaargh F*ck how am I going to get back on my paddles now?! Damn, this is gonna be a hard one. I've got no time for this man!
I'm just gonna spin that frame back in his position and finish my jump, Like so, aah yea!! there are my paddles again
Allright that was a close one, but I'm not going to wait another jump for this one, let's try that table top again
one.. two.. Yeaaaa thats what i'm talking about, I knew i could do it!

nouser (Mar 18, 2012 at 16:51)

I don't always do tailwhips, but when I do, I add a table at the end.

bgarn (Mar 17, 2012 at 5:22)

Step up to the Vienna Air King e la medievale torre !

xanman95 (Mar 17, 2012 at 7:03)

Hi, I'd like to order an extra large tailwhip with a side of tabletop to go...

Snowboardah (Mar 17, 2012 at 8:39)

Miracle Whip.... He just made a new trick!

chadobson (Mar 17, 2012 at 9:50)

I wanted a backpack.

scRivas (Mar 17, 2012 at 10:10)

You could eat a whole pie with that whip and a whole dinner off that table!

driftking99 (Mar 17, 2012 at 10:35)

wow!! a lot of ppl getting neg props now----->this comment will too!

TheWagon (Mar 17, 2012 at 14:45)

Pardon me as I serve you some tail whip cream on this b-e-a-utiful table.

Snowboardah (Mar 17, 2012 at 15:05)

Just steezed in my pants

darrrenx (Mar 19, 2012 at 18:47)

Tomas Zejda with the tail whip to late table!

saaresto (Mar 17, 2012 at 2:26)

comments score list looks like everyone is trying to make another's score lower so jealously

fiberglassguy27 (Mar 17, 2012 at 8:13)

I have something really great to say but i don't want a messenger bag!

EddyDave (Mar 17, 2012 at 9:30)

Say it and I would quite happily have the bag.

CrimsonGrimace21 (Mar 17, 2012 at 10:46)

How to make steez:
-4 tons of dirt. Sculpt into jump.
-1 ton of water. Pour on dirt to harden.
Proceed to next step while waiting for jumps to be dialed.
-1 bicycle. Blackmarket or Giant preferable, but Kona can be substituted.
-1 man.
-2 large balls.
-40 or 50 attractive women spectators. Not needed, but will enhance steez motivation levels.
-1 large bag of tricks.

When you have completed all of the above you will have created steez of glorified proportions. Serve hot, and enjoy.

James-Carey (Mar 17, 2012 at 12:53)

That my friend is not steeze, that is everything wrong with the sport commercialization shit jumps a complete lack of proper trails style

Noahnuff (Mar 17, 2012 at 14:55)

Damn rights to that James!..... All you need is a bike,dirt, shovel, rake and a bunch of rad friends on a saturday afternoon!

CrimsonGrimace21 (Mar 17, 2012 at 17:00)

If your riding under those circumstances then you have to have steeze or else you wouldnt be competing on that level. Not to say that they're the only riders with steeze. I consider myself good but I still shovel my own jumps and work a job. People who ride trails have steeze too. But, because this is a picture involving DIRT JUMPING and not trails, I wrote on the topic at hand. Have fun being angry though if thats what your into. Im gonna go ride some "shit jumps".

downhillonaharo (Mar 17, 2012 at 17:10)

Are you going to be riding those jumps on a preferred Giant or Blackmarket?

Noahnuff (Mar 17, 2012 at 19:54)

i'm a born and raised kamloops local, this town oozes steeze!

CrimsonGrimace21 (Mar 17, 2012 at 22:34)

James-Carey (Mar 18, 2012 at 1:12)

Lok crimson, doing 5 tricks over one jump is amazing, but it doesnt look good and isnt steezy. I can watch soderstrom do one run, again and its boring, i can watch jimmy pratt ride all day. Jimmy has steeze, he doesnt compete, he isnt on a huge level, he is just an amazing rider. You are just another commercialized sheep

calvinz (Mar 19, 2012 at 22:24)

dirtjumper787 (Mar 17, 2012 at 11:20)

I dont always kick a tailwhip, but when I do, i make sure i throw in a little steeze.

lurchh (Mar 17, 2012 at 12:10)

>Insert witty comment funny enough to win me free swag

bikebas (Mar 17, 2012 at 19:32)

This guy wanted to be a double threat.

lstanners (Mar 18, 2012 at 2:34)

The little tweak at the end was noice!

southshorepirate (Mar 22, 2012 at 12:22)

Today's entree: a Sick whip served with the best table in the house

CurtTheHurt (Mar 17, 2012 at 1:23)

Only thing that could of made this better is if a girl jumped out of a cake

boostmaster (Mar 17, 2012 at 1:33)

how do you make a comment that stands out for this?

ripcycles (Mar 17, 2012 at 7:59)

Screw the caption. Can I just have the bag??

Dustjunky (Mar 17, 2012 at 8:56)

Could of sworn I had triple clamps on !

jeff444 (Mar 17, 2012 at 17:51)

Yes I did!!

derry6564 (Mar 17, 2012 at 2:21)

Tailwhip to Tabletop? Challenge accepted!

philaaay (Mar 17, 2012 at 2:59)

Recipe for Sick Throwdown: Combine 1 part tailwhip with 1 part table. Add crowd cheers to taste.

RideDuncon (Mar 17, 2012 at 3:02)

He really likes going crazy!!

Jandrewz (Mar 17, 2012 at 3:35)

Simple comment to win the bag... (Effort levels are not at their highest, its a Saturday morning)

heagstar (Mar 17, 2012 at 3:45)

braapppp

Will97 (Mar 17, 2012 at 8:04)

Go Huge and Go Podium

tomouk (Mar 17, 2012 at 9:45)

When Chuck Norris tailwhips he starts tornadoes

SJ-tinsley (Mar 17, 2012 at 11:29)

my mum's more whipped than that guy

losieight (Mar 17, 2012 at 20:37)

saap yaal. need ur advice please. will a coil spring from cane creek 500x3.0 fit flush w my fox dhx 5.0 2009(350x3.25)?

KempeleenPoika (Mar 17, 2012 at 2:20)

Sick

jacob-jay-12 (Mar 17, 2012 at 3:30)

"I won't even mention the hardest afterparty in Polish style, which lasts for 3 days... " yoooo, damn right

BBiker54 (Mar 17, 2012 at 7:52)

this dude must be really whipped!

MikeLadurner (Mar 17, 2012 at 16:46)

Wtf... like chuck norris

LANGDALE99 (Mar 17, 2012 at 0:32)

Helllllaaaaa siiick!!! I dont even care if the bag looks like a purse its evoc its still sick ass f*ck!

davinium231 (Mar 17, 2012 at 1:28)

whippin some serious air-cream there!!

Helmans94 (Mar 17, 2012 at 2:34)

Tail, tail, tail whippi'n, air, air, air kicki'n

potash (Mar 17, 2012 at 2:38)

If you want to be on top - do tailwhip to tabeltop!

YetiRider35 (Mar 17, 2012 at 9:30)

Excuse me but can we get some "whip"cream for this table?

TomWatkins (Mar 17, 2012 at 9:49)

if you look just to left of the take-off some girls got her tits out!

you looked, 1-0 me

h4rtmanjakob (Mar 17, 2012 at 0:21)

The trick is so fluent and perfect that it makes me wanna BAG it and tag it!!

gclarida (Mar 17, 2012 at 0:43)

Dirt jump rider is a cool guy eh he takes risks and doesn't afraid of anyone

cianlikesbikes (Mar 17, 2012 at 2:59)

Mr Whippy

aalbmx (Mar 17, 2012 at 6:45)

after the tailwhip he was hungry so what a better place to have a meal than a table.

Rolas (Mar 17, 2012 at 0:19)

Bag for trail postman

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driftking99 (Mar 17, 2012 at 1:14)

"Ok, all i have to do is not screw up. Im getting closer...and closer. Ok im in the air, i think il do a tailwhip."
*nails a tailwhip*
"Oh no! I still have time. I gotta do something elso so i don't look stupid."
*lighbulb*
"Quick! Imma throwdown a sick tabletop!"
*sticks it*
"Ok. The crowds cheering and i didn't choke. But what do i call this?"
*uses furious brain power*
"Oh snap! I know! Il call it a tailwhip to tabletop combo! Yeah, now them chicks is gonna be lining up for me! Time to partay!"
*parties it up polish style*

ajh4446 (Mar 17, 2012 at 4:18)

Before the trick - 'I'm going to do a tailwhip' During the trick - 'Oh, I've done the Tailwhip already, guess I should do something else now.......table table table! Now its a combo After the trick - 'I should have gone for the double, oh well still looked cool'

mmoon (Mar 17, 2012 at 2:38)

Is it still considered a trick if I'm doing my combination on something other than a bike? My girlfriend just calls it that thing she likes.

nouser (Mar 17, 2012 at 0:37)

"Mmmm, il just do this tailwhip... I still got time for something els, lemmy just do this table then stick it. Il call it a: Table-whip. Yea, thats nice" *sticks it and rolls away*

kyle-white FL (Mar 17, 2012 at 0:10)

I was trying to do that on my tramp bike. Harder than it looks..... gimme bag?

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joalst (Mar 17, 2012 at 0:17)

"Why are you holding your girlfriends purse bro?"
" its an evoc bag, I'm not that whipped"

docnorton (Mar 17, 2012 at 0:14)

yeah yeah Tailwhip+Tailtop If you know what i mean D:

thecarpy (Mar 17, 2012 at 0:10)

I've got this contest in the bag!

doorknob100 (Mar 17, 2012 at 1:01)

"We are now arriving at our destination. Please pick up all baggage at the Podium"

daigneauu (Mar 17, 2012 at 0:09)

The harder you whip them flat girls the Better they get. :p