Shit Mountainbike *Girls* Say

Feb 3, 2012 at 5:39
by Karl Burkat  
In follow up to NSMB's Shit Mountain Bikers say, some girls in Germany put together a female version of the spoof. It's subtitled in English, but you'll get the point.

Shit Mountainbike Girls Say

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185 Comments
  • 143 1
 Girls will be always girls
  • 31 1
 I can't think of a better comment.
  • 58 0
 Hilarious...cracked up on the tire lever bit...
  • 24 4
 Well, that would suck if they just randomly turned into boys. lol
  • 102 4
 In Thailand, sometimes, just as their thong comes off, they do turn into boys :/
  • 11 1
 you gotta be careful there & know the right clubs, spoonyman!
  • 7 0
 Well actually, girls turn into women! then and only then will they be different. The down fall is their worse.
  • 29 1
 I think I"m in love! Girl mountain bikers are soooooo hot.
  • 10 25
flag samminett (Feb 3, 2012 at 12:41) (Below Threshold)
 needed to be in english then it would been better
  • 3 25
flag nervous-hamster (Feb 3, 2012 at 13:23) (Below Threshold)
 I thought "please, don't get a boaner, please, don't get a boaner....
But she did!
  • 27 3
 I only liked the part where there was three german girls hugging. I thought surely this would lead to something else
  • 8 3
 German porn has spoil u all guys!!!
  • 2 10
flag evilamish (Feb 4, 2012 at 7:29) (Below Threshold)
 I call dibs on the blonde
  • 10 1
 Dibsing girls on the internet... Don't think you've got a chance :/
  • 2 0
 I swear I laughed so hard when she was putting 7 tire levers in her rim.
  • 91 2
 Damn. I run purple Atlas bars :/
  • 10 0
 me too
  • 12 0
 I WAS ridin the puple ones Big Grin
  • 10 2
 Because purple bars have steeze.
  • 10 0
 I need my bars match to my shoe next time
  • 1 0
 I do as well :S
  • 2 0
 Do they match your nail polish?
  • 2 0
 Yeah they do actually Razz
  • 1 0
 Having a matching bike its just a headache, girls dont do that shit with bikes but Its ok to have it if you ride it hard and dont look like a girl, I think.
  • 1 0
 so girls that look like boys ca n have it?
  • 1 0
 Oh my... I run purple bars too. WITH purple cranks. :-S
  • 1 0
 Double Trouble Wink
  • 54 0
 Sadly, I've ridden with a lot of guys who say much of the same shi*t
  • 1 0
 agreed
  • 4 0
 heh, was just thinking.. how is this different from every other dude on this site that's wholly obsessed with the fashion over function...
  • 3 1
 haha! well said. riders can get pretty "metro"
  • 10 0
 if you ride with dudes who use nail polish to hide the dirt under their nails you might want to think about making new friends heh.
  • 5 0
 what if it's TLD nail polish?
  • 2 0
 Only if the nail polish color fits with the rest of the kit, of course!
  • 36 0
 these girls are hot!
  • 3 0
 Hergestellt in Deutschland
  • 3 0
 diesen girlies sind pretty darn cute. By the way I don't know german.
  • 29 0
 Coming from a girl, this was the funniest thing ive ever seen... "Can you take the picture from down low so it looks steeper?" --Im guilty Smile hahaha
  • 3 0
 haha! Too funny! um.....I'm guilty of that too Smile lol
  • 3 0
 I've seen some guys saying some of those things as well. You are not alone!
  • 20 0
 i've seen fixie riders downtown group hug. need "sh*t fixie riders say" next.
  • 3 0
 I cannot positive prop your comment enough.
  • 1 0
 www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMCkuqL9IcM not fixie riders, but close enough!
  • 26 6
 Girls ride bikes?
  • 2 9
flag XCNewfie (Feb 3, 2012 at 13:02) (Below Threshold)
 HAHAAAAAAAHAHAAAAHAAHAA. Dude, epic comment man.
  • 11 1
 some of us girls ride bikes better than some boys.... ONLY if we are having a good hair day!! Wink
  • 3 1
 This is where I get negative comments from the ladies. And Amber, yes. Very true. I've done some 24hr races, and have been passed by a 40yr old woman like I was f*ckin stopped. lmao.
  • 14 0
 HAHAHA Holy crap, I've had,"Which line did you take?" "Is it steep?" "Can you...." "What if...." Oh this is the best one, "Really?? You really took your mom down this trail for her 40th birthday? I bet she walked it too..." said my 26 year old X-wife.
Later on that day. "Hey mom, we went to petz today" Mom, "OMG! Really??? I totally love love LOVE that place. Remember that downhill? I screamed like a little girl riding down it the first time." X-wife,"Really???" Mom, "Yeah, I went down it 3 mores times to see if I could do it without screaming. And I didn't even have suspension...".
  • 7 0
 That's why she's your ex.
  • 1 0
 I bet the new wife is FS!!!!!
  • 13 0
 I loved it although I think I need to put together a husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend video. My husband would simply have to repeat the same line over and over:
-me: Honey do you think I should get some practice with clipless pedals before riding singletrack?
-him: you'll be fine
-me: Honey - my knee is really starting to bleed now. Do you think I need stitches?
-him: you'll be fine
I think you get the picture Smile
  • 1 0
 uh oh....I've said similar things...
  • 1 0
 once I smashed my face with a branch, my eyeball exploded... she looked into my blood shot eye and said 'you'll be fine'... I went to the hospital 2 days later to be told that my eyeball was seriously infected and I almost lost my sight... I haven't listened to her diagnosis since... tehe
  • 10 0
 Easily the most painful vid I've watched for a while... I think I'll watch a dude getting t-boned by an antelope for the rest of the evening...
  • 7 0
 Sounds like my girl friend when I take her out, minus the "Will I get hurt?" "are you ready to go back?" "dont ride that you will get hurt!" "dont die!" "Oh Im tired!" Girl riders are SO funny!
  • 3 0
 If only there were more...
  • 9 0
 I don't know what girls you ride with, but they aren't so similar to the ones I ride with.
  • 11 0
 I agree with this, I think more guys are concerned about matching than girls are. None of the girls I ride with are remotely like that.
  • 6 0
 Hey Mädels. Glückwunsch, ist ja jetzt auf Pinkbike auch suuuuuuper erfolgreich.
Das habt ihr super gemacht. ^^

Congrats Girls, great job.
  • 3 0
 i thought this was quite funny especially the girl trying to put her bike in the car .ive seen blokes faff about like this. in fact there a lot of so called men who worry more about how clean the bike is and how their kit looks then riding the fucking thing .nancy boys ha ha.cool vid all the same especially the gooogles ha ha like it.
  • 4 0
 Over the years I had the chance to ride with different girls, from the kind shown in the video to world cup winners, some very prety, some not so much but is always nice to pedal behind a nice booty. Thank god for them.
  • 3 0
 You go gals ! but how is this any different than all the fashionista pretty boys at Whistler in all their Troy Lee lycra and carbon fiber get up : ooooohhh TL pants! TL Shirt! TL Helmet! TL Jock Strap! TL this TL that...aaaarrrrrf ! lots of colors ! how cooooowell do i look ! [ well, they all look like a bunch of circus performers......eat your heart out Lady Gag/a ! ]
OK, now all you TL lovers, don't be pissed at me, i quite like seeing you in all your get up amongst all the boring colors of nature - i don't drink coffee and it's great that when i am getting tired on a rip, one of you shows up on the trail and JOLTS me awake with an array of peacock designs and colors ! " S**t says the old dude " i wore that psychedelic s**t 40 years ago when i was a hippy ! "
  • 1 0
 videos.mtb-news.de/videos/view/12460

0:20 - 0:45
  • 1 0
 YES! psychedelic TLD for PJs but layered clothing on the trails - this guy is for real - but hey, i know fashionistas can rip too [ though most are sponsored by TLD and are obligated to wear this overpriced synthetic crap ] all in all, " if your happy and you love it, clap your hands ! " "ta da da da dee da da da", as the tune goes, so who gives a shyte what i say, i'm probably just jealous that i'm not 40 years younger and all that TLD shiney shit doesn't look good with a chicken neck and liver spots :-)
  • 2 0
 That was funny. It does remind me of one ride a bunch of us did a while ago, when the mrs borrowed the neigbours Nomad, with the fox 36 with 3 levers to undo the front wheel. (used to Lyrics and Marzocchi 20mm axles) Anyway she got a flat tyre and the girls at the back didn't catch up, eventually I pushed back up and found the wheel still in the bike. It lead to the joke "Q) How many girls does it take to change a flat tyre? A) We don't know there have never been enough"
  • 5 0
 love it. i love girl ridders.
  • 2 1
 I wanted it to be funny, but it was annoying. There's got to be more clever shit that women say. I don't say any of that crap. I do like to be lookin' good when I ride, fashion is fun and lord knows cycling gear has a long way to go, but it's more like: "Wow, hot socks grrrl.." or "when did you get those badass gloves?" This really could have been funny without being annyoing and sexist. I hope someone does a better one.
  • 1 0
 I agree, but it was undoubtedly made by a guy and that's probably what he was aiming for. For guys, Beck, especially the MTB variety - it doesn't matter much what they say on a mountain bike, it matters what they look like on a mountain bike. (clashing fashion or not) Sexist - maybe, but seeing girls mountain biking is always cute. Make one with the girls and post it up!
  • 3 0
 there was actually no guy involved. isn't that even more fun when girls can laugh about themselves? And it says "shit" mtb girls, and not clever women or anything like that. It's not an offense, just stupid fun. That's why it's stupid and it's fun.
  • 2 0
 They are making fun of guys that say that and look girly.
  • 3 0
 its funny with sub titles. If this was the 60s, they would have dubbed it in English and had them speaking with German accents! YAAAAA!!!!
  • 6 0
 I love German girls....
  • 5 0
 That's why I married one ... ;-)
  • 6 0
 why you dirty fecker.
  • 4 0
 Before playing the video, she's holding her hands in front of her face, I swear she's going to say, "Smell my fingers!"
  • 1 0
 hhahaha!
  • 3 0
 I'll be watching out for you lot in the German IXS Cups and God help you if everything doesn't match up !! :-) Cool Video ! Really made me laugh.
  • 4 0
 my friends and i say te same shit when we ride...only were guys......wierd.
  • 5 0
 Ratchel Atherton is banging her head on a wall right now...
  • 4 0
 I was annoyed by the end!
  • 2 0
 A little exaggerated - but not far from the truth - I have no doubt, that if my wife rode, that would be her trying to load it in the car.
  • 2 0
 I feel sorry for that little car
  • 5 2
 That was painful to watch.
  • 2 0
 lmfao funny thing is i know some guy who are as big tarts as this with colours
  • 2 0
 the one flaw with this is that I'm pretty everyone was stoked when race face made purple bars
  • 3 0
 Positively surprised! Some of those were too true.
  • 2 0
 I'd take them riding any day over some of the guys I've rode with. Plus they are hot.
  • 1 0
 i lol'd at the bike in the corsa. as for the bag full of sparklys and matchin colours jeez it all goes the same colour after the descent lol
  • 4 0
 TWINSIES!!!!
  • 3 0
 can you get ride of the stone over there? it´s rigth in my line !
  • 2 0
 Nice job Fräulein! Ab sofort werde ich Nagellack benutzen um den Dreck zu verstecken!
  • 3 0
 lol the tire levers made me crack up Big Grin
  • 4 0
 where's mein google!
  • 2 0
 Here's some shit mountain bike girls say....

www.pinkbike.com/video/159119
  • 3 0
 This was lame, I don't know any girls who act like this
  • 2 0
 I couldn't help but laugh at the comments from the guys who like to "ride the purple bar" /bwww>
  • 1 0
 tehe great short piece... all you haters- remember taht it was meant to be (just as well as the boy's version) a SPOOF!!! great job- so funny! nice one!
  • 2 0
 In the "Where's my goggles" section the sub titles say "GOOGLES" - LOL
  • 3 0
 that's because she says "google". common mistake in germany
  • 3 0
 So true! I used to go snowboarding with a German dude and he cracked me up every time he referred to his "googles".
  • 1 0
 Quebecers often say Googles when they speak english, its funny but I try not to laugh.
  • 1 0
 I don't try, i just laugh.
  • 3 0
 i definitely would
  • 3 0
 Theyre hot.
  • 1 0
 funny as fcuk, the redhead does it for me. hot hot hot, actually any of them right now would be a bonus !!!!
  • 1 0
 Mhh I care how I look while riding and I match the colors of my clothes ....does that make me girly? :X
  • 2 0
 These girls are talking soooo fast... I can't read what they are saying Big Grin
  • 2 0
 This is too funny, my wife says some of the same comments when we ride Smile
  • 2 0
 Absolutely great movie! Best mtb comedy i have ever seen, my fav for sure.
  • 3 0
 that's from IBCSmile
  • 1 0
 and how about the sweat girls complain about? well, obviously its winter but....
  • 2 0
 girls huggin....gets my vote
  • 1 0
 hahahahaha the best part was the rock on her line!!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahaha
  • 1 0
 So that's why more *girls* don't ride. . .


because they are scared of helmet hair!!!
  • 2 0
 Damn, I watched it. Thats 2:00 mins i'll never get back.
  • 3 1
 Really not sure what made me click on this video.. (o)(o) ...
  • 2 0
 yeah they're cute but they're fucking hens too.
  • 1 0
 I'm sorry i have to say i nearly wet myself hilarious Smile brilliant so funny.....
  • 2 0
 That poor girl with the car.....
:o) She wasn't giving up !!
  • 1 0
 she's a good sport...my gf would have probably given up a long time ago, driving off with her bike strapped to the roof, lol
  • 1 0
 This is so great/.......pretty hot girls......hhahahaha...
  • 1 1
 they should NOT be biking if they are scared to fall and slight perfections about coulor
  • 4 0
 #1 It was a PARODY video, #2 people who can't spell COLOUR correctly, shouldn't be making comments about parody videos.
  • 1 0
 could have gone with 'color' too and us yanks would approve
  • 1 0
 Yes but you yanks insist on dropping vowels out of words that should actually be there to be proper english, which canada uses...
  • 2 0
 we dont just drop vowels, we take it to the next level and change em around too - theater vs theatre.
  • 1 0
 Freakin' Hilarious in any language!!!
  • 1 0
 Do you think they're advertising for evoc?
  • 1 0
 definitely do a lot of the stuff in this!!
  • 1 0
 I get headache everytime this happens with my gf and her friends
  • 1 0
 what...they´re german? where is that? ;D
  • 2 1
 Thats a funny looking kitchen!?
  • 1 0
 that was w**k fu*king sh*t birds always waist ur time
  • 2 0
 *can i get blonder?*
  • 1 0
 bahahahahahaha well fucking funny
  • 1 0
 Funny, though not as good as the NSMB one.
  • 1 2
 It was better than the NSMB ones.
  • 5 3
 this was stupid
  • 5 0
 you see what you want to - it wasn't meant to be smart, puppy...even if you didn't find it funny give them E for effort - beats the hell out of being grumpy at 17 !
  • 1 0
 I need to find matching shoe and backpack next time.
  • 2 0
 that was funny
  • 1 0
 hahahaha......stupid but its funny
  • 1 0
 Hahahahahahahahahahaha YES
  • 3 1
 wheres my sammich?
  • 1 0
 Wie sagt man "sharks have been jumped many, many times" auf Deutsch?
  • 1 0
 lol picking googles when she was wearing riding glasses
  • 1 0
 damn i gotta get to germany Big Grin AHHHHHH MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 1 0
 Video of the month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 1 0
 the one in red has my vote, "F'n HOT"!!!!
  • 1 0
 Oh yeah... said almost all of those (:
  • 1 0
 I love the tire lever bit!!
  • 1 0
 I loves me a chick who can ride, that's for sure
  • 1 0
 That was awesome! Vid of the day for me!
  • 1 0
 I love it!! These girls are hilarious!
  • 1 0
 HAHAHAHAHAAHA @ tire lever abuse
  • 1 0
 Putting bike into corsa makes me laugh all the timeBig Grin
  • 1 0
 looooool
  • 1 0
 awesome just awesome
  • 4 1
 i 2nd that, i didnt have any sound with it and i was in stitches!
  • 1 0
 This is AMAZING! Big Grin
  • 2 1
 Brilliant !!!!!
  • 1 0
 hahahaha Smile
  • 2 2
 ...................who let them out of the kitchen?
  • 1 0
 ahahahha
  • 1 0
 love this video.
  • 1 0
 Way too good!
  • 2 1
 Brilliant
  • 1 0
 a perfect "10"
  • 1 1
 Much better than the Dudes Version !
  • 1 0
 Not too funny
  • 1 0
 hahaahha
  • 1 0
 what a shit video
  • 4 4
 STFU & RIDE!
  • 2 5
 I'm sure I saw the blonde in a fisting porno
  • 2 5
 this almost look like bad 70's porn movie
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