Goddamn donuts. I don't remember my first one, but sometimes I wish that I never took that introductory bite out of my first glazed circle of goodness. It was all downhill after that, and it was because of this very Canadian dessert that I never became the racer that I was destined to be, which also kept me from becoming a multi-millionaire, having a vacation house in Whistler, and being shirtless on the cover of Men's Fitness magazine with a tan and some manly stubble on my face.
Okay, I can't really blame donuts for anything besides an extra five pounds of body fat, but I also can't say no to them. Ever. If a donut told me to inject drugs, I'd probably do it with a smile on my face so long as I could take a bite out of him afterward. That probably means that I need more discipline, but also that donuts are a vice, a weakness of character or behavior, of mine. I want to quit doing donuts, I swear, but my dealer, Tim Horton, has me hooked.
Donuts are obviously a pretty insignificant vice in the grand scheme of things, but eating one or four of them every day certainly does count as a weakness of character. And so does skidding on purpose, I've been told. I'm just as guilty for that one, too, and I know that I'm far from the only rider out there who enjoys a bit of tactless braking now and then. Depending on where you live and how you ride, other mountain bike vices may or may not include shuttling, riding in wet conditions, choosing to take the cheater/Strava lines, and maybe never doing any trail work, among others. Then again, someone once said that one man's vice is another man's virtue, a point to remember before getting up on our high horse.
So, what's your mountain biking vice?
This vice deserves to be an option in this poll.
Riding to the bus stop? Wheelies.
Crossing the fire road to drop into the trail? Wheelie.
Transferring to a new trail via a double track path? Wheelies.
Ending a ride on a fire road? Wheelie.
Heading to the bike wash station? Wheelies.
Random part of the trail where you might be able to do a wheelie? WHEELIE!
Random part of the trail where you should not be doing a wheelie? WHEELIE!
The wheelie 'float zone' is stronger than heroin... if you find it once, your brain only ever wants to find it again.
Tip: Wheelies don't damage the trail as much as sick skids, but are just as fun.
Here I was thinking I was the only person in the world who felt guilty about pulling wheelies when riding with people... But I just can't stop.
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I'm going to repaint a perfectly nice and shiny black/neon blue accents frame just to make it match with the upcoming set of parts for it. I need it to match with black, platinum and gold parts.
Renthal FatBar on the way just because of the color to match the also upcoming fork. I'm thinking I might not like the sweep, but yeah...
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Head out between 9-10pm with a thermos of hot toddy too keep me warm on the hike-a-bike climb section, and provide that loose "this is really dumb, but I do it anyway" type of buzz. Crank it up to 5k lumens and scream my head out the whole way down to the bar on main street. Try and find someone at the bar that is sober enough to take me back to the top for $20. In bed around 2am to be up at 6am to take care of the kiddo.
Trails don't build themselves, take care of them! Skid on you own trails or in bikeparks, where the builder crews (hopefully) get paid for doing the job...
Also base rock here is Hawkesbury Sandstone, so the ground base is fine sand. Imagine a nice combination of water and sand getting into all your bike bits...
Makes freaking great jumps though, that hold up great. one of the reasons all the freeride guys love the desert southwest is that you can build a jump out of dirt that's just as stable as a cement skate park.
That and I don't like riding in the rain. I don't mind me getting wet and dirty but I hate what it does to my bike (my regular trails are sandy).
Sorry, I don't understand.
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That's what my trail bike is for haha
Maybe riding in the spring/fall when I turn to my fat bike, when the trails are pretty muddy? But fat bike tires don't really rut up the trail like normal ones do... So I don't really qualify it as a vice, I guess.
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Is it more than a fat hiker falling down?
Is it more than a horse or other large mammal (which have been around for far longer than mountain bikes)?
Is it more than rain and run off?
Here in Japan the rain is harsh, it comes down (like it is right now) in truck loads.
My thoughts for the last 5 weeks, have been all about my trails, so for the next 4-5 weeks I will be doing more trail work than riding!
Thats the reality and point of view from a trail build who does give a F*ck!
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If you rode with that attitude many places here; you would quickly be shown the edge of town. Its not natural, and it turns beautiful singletrack into doubletrack dirt roads. I ride in the rain all the time, some trails drain just fine and are mostly slickrock anyway; others are just clay and mud and need to be left to dry out. We all worked really hard to get access and to build our trail systems; and we spend a lot of time and money maintaining them.
The trails here are are... well its the desert Southwest, rocky is an understatement.
Each area has its own ethic. Here we take care of our trails, we think of "trail erosion" as something that destroys trails, your'e talking about trails built through use.
Cheers.