For Sale are my custom made one off "Bocker" pedals.
These guarantee to make you pedal harder and faster than you ever thought was possible, making those killer hill climbs feel like cruise to the local off licence for bottle of your favourite brown paper bag filler.
Special magnetic zero friction titanium axles matched only with the magnetic zero friction carbon fibre flat pedal body's, making these the only maintenance free pedals this side of Jupiter.
The powerful gyro internals keep your pride and joy upright and facing in the right direction at all times - even if you fall off.
Solar powered L.E.D's situated behind the highly visible reflectors enable you to see 6 ft in front of you and be seen 8 ft behind you well into the night.
Strava Compatible - these will also count the amount of crank turns you make every step of your ride.
Wireless charging to your smartphone, speedometer, lights and Shimano Di2 series digital electronic groupset.
Get the upper hand over all your fellow bocker riding mates with technology out of this world packed into something no bigger than your wallet.
Feel free to asked any questions.
Supplied free with the following stickers:
"I did a jump - bosh out the champagne"
Thanks for looking.