Guerilla Gravity Announce HAWK Technology - Video

Apr 1, 2016 at 7:23
by Pinkbike Staff  


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61 Comments
  • 108 1
 Trying to think of a good butt pun but they all suck ass...
  • 62 0
 I bet you can't wait to add this to your arsenal.....
  • 30 2
 That is not very assthetical
  • 92 4
 I had a good gay butt joke, butt fuck it.
  • 141 4
 Gay jokes aren't funny, cum on guys.
  • 16 27
flag scottrap (Apr 1, 2016 at 12:01) (Below Threshold)
 this pun made me shit my pants
  • 7 3
 quite a fantasstic idea
  • 11 18
flag labrinsky (Apr 1, 2016 at 18:28) (Below Threshold)
 I would like to assk the developers a few questions butt alass, i dont know where im going with this so im just going to stop. Or am I? You should just stop reading because this is a waste of your time. I have absolutely nothing else to say, just a bunch of words. So why are you still reading? I told you to stop. Its not like im going to magically start talking about something midway through this ramble. Or am I? Im not. This is still just an asstounding waste of your time, but at least i through another butt pun into it. Anyway, im surprised that you continued to read until the end of this pointless post. Sorry for the last 30 seconds of your life and happy April Fools Day Smile
  • 18 1
 I think I'll be turning the other cheek on this
  • 5 1
 @Panda-Bear: you win, take the day off.
  • 1 0
 Nothing like a half-arsed effort
  • 1 3
 I bet a bunch of mountain bike ASSholes are gonna get hooked on that!
  • 56 0
 The diagram was a little too high tech for me to understand
  • 32 0
 I've been gluing 5.10s STEALTH rubber on my shorts for years. Flat ass for life!
  • 15 0
 #asianbuttproblems?
  • 21 0
 Too high tech for me #clenchforlife
  • 20 0
 With this technology you can make a front flip no foot no hand !
  • 1 0
 So true
  • 13 1
 They have a chairlift adaptor so you can hang upside down while goin uphill and a roof rack atachment so you can shuttle extra bros on the roof while keeping your interior clean. Thank you legalized pot
  • 14 0
 Hawk Technology, otherwise known as the Gooch Clip.
  • 6 0
 Dont get caught slippin', or catch a clip in yo ass.. Fools
  • 5 0
 ok se weed has been legal in Denver for some time now...and this is what the GG boys have come up with? Genius.
  • 6 0
 SPD- sphincter pulling dynamics
  • 4 0
 Thanks Geurilla Gravity for the funniest post ever! Every comment had me rolling Needed a good belly roaring laugh. Ya'll rock, see ya in Coli
  • 6 0
 Shimano taint prototype coming out next week
  • 2 0
 Watched the video, and it seems to work except when it comes to unclipping. Might I suggest for the MK II model, attach to the cleat a carbon fibre fin that fits between said ass cheeks for rotational control stability. If you have trouble envisioning this I can crayon you one up. You know where to reach me.
  • 5 0
 I'd do "nothings" all day with this hot tech.
  • 2 0
 Now that is just being anal about being connected to your bike. If you hear a buzz riding down the trail - don't worry just a butt clamped shorts rider.
  • 1 0
 I love when things are sold with over the top idiotic examples of the problem. "Does your butt move around when you pedal up a hill?", shows a guy being BLATANTLY, outwardly, and hilariously retarded pedaling up a hill.
  • 2 0
 Omg.. haven't laughed this hard in a while.. I don't know what funnier the video or the comments.
  • 4 0
 Pinch it off to release?
  • 2 0
 I think they're onto something here.. . .
  • 2 0
 This would be very ideal for Cyclocross, especially those muddy races.
  • 1 0
 I Wanna ass, sorry wanna ask. Jesús im confused. Well I should go out of This article.
  • 1 0
 WOW!
that's such a relief my ass gets tired Biting the saddle.
No link to buy? WTF
  • 1 0
 You have to do high rep glute clenches in the off season to prepare.
  • 3 0
 Mike Hawks technology?
  • 1 0
 so next i think we should tape our hands to the handle bars -_-
  • 1 0
 worst idea I have ever seen
  • 1 0
 oh my,....gotta say that's the best laugh in ages!!
  • 2 0
 That is ASStronomical
  • 1 1
 Great, ass locked to the seat when I got OTB. Who sits down while they ride?
  • 1 0
 Problem with April fool's day jokes is the awful pun jokes that follow.
  • 1 0
 I rather ride with my asscleatless system!
  • 2 1
 This is dumber that + size wheels
  • 1 0
 Can't find it on chain reaction Wink
  • 1 0
 Carbon Fiber...
  • 1 0
 The monkey butt system.
  • 1 0
 oh , a shimano dx !!
  • 2 4
 This is a little too much
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