I would like to assk the developers a few questions butt alass, i dont know where im going with this so im just going to stop. Or am I? You should just stop reading because this is a waste of your time. I have absolutely nothing else to say, just a bunch of words. So why are you still reading? I told you to stop. Its not like im going to magically start talking about something midway through this ramble. Or am I? Im not. This is still just an asstounding waste of your time, but at least i through another butt pun into it. Anyway, im surprised that you continued to read until the end of this pointless post. Sorry for the last 30 seconds of your life and happy April Fools Day
They have a chairlift adaptor so you can hang upside down while goin uphill and a roof rack atachment so you can shuttle extra bros on the roof while keeping your interior clean. Thank you legalized pot
Watched the video, and it seems to work except when it comes to unclipping. Might I suggest for the MK II model, attach to the cleat a carbon fibre fin that fits between said ass cheeks for rotational control stability. If you have trouble envisioning this I can crayon you one up. You know where to reach me.
Now that is just being anal about being connected to your bike. If you hear a buzz riding down the trail - don't worry just a butt clamped shorts rider.
I love when things are sold with over the top idiotic examples of the problem. "Does your butt move around when you pedal up a hill?", shows a guy being BLATANTLY, outwardly, and hilariously retarded pedaling up a hill.
You know what the real April fools joke is? Guerrilla Gravity trying to sell a hardtail FRAME for $1000
For a company that tries to be grassroots and relatively low cost, that was incredibly disappointing. That would have been my next bike if they had made it more realistically priced.
Not to mention they want you to "reserve one" for an extra $300
@wetbed0: so it's 1000 instead of 1300, that really is no better. If stout bikes can weld me a steel frame with completely custom geometry for $600 (which is the same price as the dmr trailstar and many other similar frames) I really don't see how gg can justify this price.
that's such a relief my ass gets tired Biting the saddle.
No link to buy? WTF
For a company that tries to be grassroots and relatively low cost, that was incredibly disappointing. That would have been my next bike if they had made it more realistically priced.
Not to mention they want you to "reserve one" for an extra $300
If you don't believe me, ridegg.com/pedalhead-deposit
Likely trying for a different market. Many frames cost more, others cost less. You really just have to pick the one right for you.
Companies price things based on their needs, guerrilla gravity probably has different needs than stout.