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odin333 (Feb 8, 2008 at 17:32)

remember kids, always wear a helmet, doing tricks on your floor is highly dangerous.

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viccityburner (May 10, 2008 at 13:17)

This kid must be Mentally challenged guys becasuew first off hes trying to bike upside down and 2nd of all hes moaning and junk

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HewDaawg (May 31, 2008 at 15:14)

and he calles a no-footer a 1-footer

Borgschulze (Jun 6, 2008 at 13:03)

I didn't think he could sink any lower.

TheSandman116 (Jul 14, 2008 at 1:33)

ybe if you wernt a f*g and you wer good at riding this might be funny, but u r a f*g and u suck at biking so this videos lame, then you go and post almost the same shit 9 times

old-school-vps-rider911 (Sep 3, 2008 at 7:59)

im with Borgschulze... u cant sink any lower

PuR3SkiLLZ25 (Sep 18, 2008 at 9:08)

seriously wtf? try trampbiking, much better than floorriding coz u can do backflips and tailwhips and shit

duck-slap (Oct 26, 2008 at 13:56)

is he wearing a helmet???? hahah WTF???

byk4lyf (Oct 27, 2008 at 10:05)

he must be from the shallow end of the jean pool for sure dude you suck

fr3erid3r (Nov 18, 2008 at 3:46)

dont forget the pads

evan99biker (Nov 23, 2008 at 16:14)

agree with thesandmanand borgschulze. lmao

ooooohhhhhhhh
ohhhhhhhhhhh

suicidedownhiller (Feb 6, 2009 at 13:27)

Is that the short bus I see outside his door?

duck-slap (Feb 17, 2009 at 18:12)

ahahah OHHHH f*ck!! that is FUNNNNY^^^^^^^^^^^

paul341 (Feb 20, 2009 at 3:05)

Wtf... and a helmet aswell, be carefull lol
can't sink any lower ^... i agree

p2person (Oct 21, 2009 at 23:39)

god this kids worse then yamy.

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adamshred (Feb 17, 2008 at 13:53)

whoa u idiot

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jessica888 (Feb 28, 2008 at 10:52)

this is a joke right, I mean its a pretty gay joke but its still a joke right?

southfour (Apr 27, 2008 at 18:30)

no i think he is serious based on all his onther highly gay vids

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webber123 (Feb 28, 2008 at 13:03)

um i think u will find thats 2 feet u fukin wanker

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k-rider92 (Mar 1, 2008 at 7:34)

LOSER

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xt-shreder (Mar 9, 2008 at 19:37)

what is wrong with you

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dirt-life (Mar 13, 2008 at 14:57)

I bet you like when that seat touches your crotch....

Skrilax (Jul 25, 2008 at 5:01)

lolololol

this deserves VOD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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katman05 (Mar 24, 2008 at 6:57)

VOD ?!?! ahaha thats awesome. i hope its a joke. if not...he must be special. do you wear that helmet to bed?

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asteezc1 (Mar 27, 2008 at 13:03)

ok i do this too to learn tricks like tailwhips, and such it really helps to learn the kick and arm rotation but what hes doing all you get is a seat in the nuts.

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thomas46 (Mar 31, 2008 at 7:43)

what the f*ck was that

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bobbymobby (May 7, 2008 at 9:30)

haha, i agrea in wtf was that, but that really made my day haha, nice

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jaraslav (May 10, 2008 at 0:46)

people are realy f*ckin stupid

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mp3player (May 10, 2008 at 8:09)

WTF?????

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Bmx-Rider123 (May 10, 2008 at 8:29)

What the Hell

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beachboi (May 10, 2008 at 18:30)

I hope this is a joke.

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flyordie3 (May 10, 2008 at 18:41)

screw a foam pit

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dolbsteen (May 12, 2008 at 13:58)

u see ur life flash before ur eyes when u did this?

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nowarning (May 15, 2008 at 19:18)

vod lol jokes

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Shrimpz (May 17, 2008 at 9:16)

ROFL i want those 17 seconds of my life back

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neglectedreject (May 17, 2008 at 13:17)

remember guys dont let your girlfriends drink while pregnant or you will end up with kids that do this shit and think its cool.

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francisco123 (May 17, 2008 at 15:21)

LOOL wtf?

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zachnunes (May 17, 2008 at 22:36)

f*cking retarted

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ri0t (May 18, 2008 at 18:13)

thats a no footer... good try RETARD

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freddiehunter (May 19, 2008 at 10:45)

what the fuks with the sex noise

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freddiehunter (May 19, 2008 at 10:45)

wtf a prop

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lucky-7 (May 19, 2008 at 12:03)

Your a f*ckin f*g.

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Lohman (May 21, 2008 at 13:04)

wtf? just a oooooooohh no foot? ok, sweet..

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cowan123 (May 23, 2008 at 12:54)

ok...

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g-rod (May 24, 2008 at 17:03)

WTF

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FafikPRO (May 25, 2008 at 12:38)

1. It's kiddy
2. It's No Footer :I

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mattrox (May 25, 2008 at 19:16)

TOOL

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masonloves4 (May 26, 2008 at 15:10)

what the f*ck is he ding

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live4soccer92 (May 28, 2008 at 5:34)

i havent laughed this much in me whole life,, did ur parents drop u at birth

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MadMike888 (May 28, 2008 at 15:58)

wow this is so bad i threw up ate it and threw up again

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freeriderjeff (May 29, 2008 at 13:10)

ofcourse your going to throw up a second time if you eat your own puke you fu*king tool

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freeriderjeff (May 29, 2008 at 13:11)

i only threw up once hahaha

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Bugus (Jun 1, 2008 at 8:23)

1st comment is the best Razz

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verkuyl10 (Jun 2, 2008 at 12:01)

is this what you do on your friday nights?

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norco2000 (Jun 8, 2008 at 10:14)

YOUR A f*g

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mtb4lfe (Jun 11, 2008 at 12:55)

haha,at the end

" oh yeah "

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thefr2 (Jun 11, 2008 at 15:48)

that kid is a f*g

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hardtaildj (Jun 11, 2008 at 21:44)

that no footer was sick!!!

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chaddles (Jun 13, 2008 at 4:19)

that kids a fukin f*g

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-SpecializedP2- (Jun 14, 2008 at 0:06)

dude why would you even post that? trying to be funny? well your not.

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tic-tac-toe (Jun 15, 2008 at 18:31)

wtf? go home!

spongebomb (Jun 25, 2008 at 5:49)

they probably told him that at the trails, that's why he's practising at home Wink

luckynugget (Jul 15, 2008 at 19:02)

He is home. And He's never going to leave with those rad skills. oooooooooooooh oh yea. Wtf is with the f*g noises?

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kornelsen (Jun 20, 2008 at 13:39)

dude. thats what a girl is for. when people say i would have sex with that bike
i hope you know we arnt serious.

get a girl friend

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Shrimpz (Jun 23, 2008 at 9:06)

even that may be a tad difficult

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kylebr (Jun 23, 2008 at 16:39)

lol wut a weird ow some one hasent taken there pills today and get a life while ur out looking for a girl friend

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westside17 (Jun 24, 2008 at 18:30)

f*ck kill yourslef you little f*ckin f*ggot

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spongebomb (Jun 25, 2008 at 5:48)

lmfoa

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brescokla10 (Jun 25, 2008 at 19:58)

VOD

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shred06 (Jun 29, 2008 at 18:13)

your a f***ing loser

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bmxmatt (Jun 30, 2008 at 13:59)

why the f*ck would you post something like that ?

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verkuyl10 (Jun 30, 2008 at 19:59)

haha that would be so funny if his dad was outside the room and hes like
YES MY SON IS FINALLY GETTING LAID!!!
then he finds out hes riding his bike!

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DirtMerchant24 (Jul 1, 2008 at 20:14)

That was lame

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dylangrieve (Jul 3, 2008 at 19:10)

that was sooooo cool i want to try

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offredi92 (Jul 12, 2008 at 15:34)

wow your gay and wats with all the retarded video game vids

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ad0912 (Jul 13, 2008 at 14:11)

the kid needs an f*cking bullet

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jamie-t (Jul 13, 2008 at 17:36)

remember when your not ridding for real where a helmet

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dmrlover (Jul 18, 2008 at 12:23)

wtf u retard

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DeptTBaby (Jul 19, 2008 at 9:42)

do you f*cking have balls? that would hurt having the seat agaisnt yur balls like that

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tomr33s (Jul 24, 2008 at 13:50)

u is a dick head

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devin56 (Aug 1, 2008 at 19:10)

You are the gayest mother f*cker ever, you f*cking noob

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fireball-92 (Aug 5, 2008 at 8:21)

i used that method to learn tricks like barspins and tailwhips but when people do that it just f*cking annoys me

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Leviruddell (Aug 5, 2008 at 14:48)

dosent that hurt your balls wait u dont have any hahahaha

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droges (Aug 6, 2008 at 4:34)

at least you don't care what people think but damm man why would you post this up?

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b-bike (Aug 12, 2008 at 14:02)

lol do you ven think ur cool?

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MikTheIronHorse (Aug 12, 2008 at 17:15)

wow and i thought timmy from south park was f***ed

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manikrider27 (Aug 14, 2008 at 0:56)

" TIMMAY!"

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titofritox (Aug 19, 2008 at 9:50)

Who sell Weed to this little kid!!! What irresponsible!!!

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goochie-mtb-4life (Aug 20, 2008 at 3:13)

hahaha wtf? i think u should think twice before u post shit buddy

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skidmark620 (Sep 2, 2008 at 12:05)

hahahahahaha, nice haro!!! c*nt.

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TotalySpecialized (Sep 2, 2008 at 16:50)

hiya dumbass

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sebo-dh (Sep 3, 2008 at 10:34)

hahaha man you are great Blank Stare

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mountainbika91023 (Sep 3, 2008 at 13:03)

i just wanna jump on the bottum bracket

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travis45 (Sep 3, 2008 at 15:02)

wow gayness u failed hard

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hardhead (Sep 3, 2008 at 15:54)

waw your what you call a f*get

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vandenbroeke (Sep 10, 2008 at 12:34)

the first video recorded bike on human sex tape!!what a f*g u moaner!!

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TaylorBrett15 (Sep 18, 2008 at 3:46)

i thought it was quite funny to see an idiot laying on the floor moaning with his bike on top of him
true love (or a true dickhead) i dont mind

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redneckbiker14 (Sep 21, 2008 at 10:42)

this dude is f*cked

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robert94 (Sep 29, 2008 at 11:46)

you f*cking retard !!

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jomoma (Sep 30, 2008 at 17:42)

what is wrong with you???

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jake50 (Sep 30, 2008 at 19:06)

What the f*ck

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bryans (Oct 2, 2008 at 19:55)

lmao... yeah with the way bmx is progressing these days riding the right way up just doesn't cut it thats why i decided to take it to the floors

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lewis--skyler (Oct 3, 2008 at 22:16)

f*ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Devo-b (Oct 5, 2008 at 21:47)

thats so stupid. that kids and idiot

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Bobpie1 (Oct 6, 2008 at 7:53)

is he a some kind of retard? ^^.

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daaneel (Oct 11, 2008 at 15:30)

this kid is the gayest f*ggot on earth that i hav ever seen
he fails at life!!

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corbob (Oct 14, 2008 at 20:17)

wow thats dangerious not

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chris18pooner (Oct 21, 2008 at 18:21)

you must really suck at biking

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insanebiker661 (Oct 26, 2008 at 9:02)

for real?

dude try some real back biking.

luckynugget (Jul 30, 2009 at 11:46)

or just not do it at all

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nishnash (Oct 26, 2008 at 9:28)

FAIL, how could you go any lower?

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adamelliot (Oct 26, 2008 at 12:21)

wat a f*g

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clilleness (Oct 26, 2008 at 21:58)

ya thats more like a seat in ur nuts then a no footer

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DHBANSHEE (Oct 27, 2008 at 19:20)

keep the rubber side down little buddy... lol. i was busting up soo hard at the second comment!

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way2fast (Oct 28, 2008 at 20:10)

holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that must be so dangerous. im suprised ur not sponsered yet. u are so hardcore. i dont think i'd ever have the ballsto floor ride
seriously though, tell me when u get sponserd by redline, monster, redbull, and haro.

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p2fever (Nov 6, 2008 at 14:47)

Gay!!!!

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Taylor16 (Nov 10, 2008 at 12:52)

you are the definition of down syndrome my friend

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Cafcart (Nov 15, 2008 at 8:56)

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
How'd you do that?

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wethepeople246 (Nov 23, 2008 at 6:11)

wtf!!!!!!!!!!

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wesley-fraser (Dec 3, 2008 at 9:07)

Wanna know whats more stupid this video, watching it!

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bigdady (Dec 9, 2008 at 20:40)

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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shermanxD (Dec 23, 2008 at 7:25)

You're simply pathetic...

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dirtjumpper27 (Dec 28, 2008 at 16:59)

kid you need pills tell me when you get sponsered by ridalin

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Riavyn (Dec 30, 2008 at 12:06)

Pst, your don't need a helmet, your on the floor.

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Mozek (Dec 31, 2008 at 9:24)

Omg! he's Very Good. xd

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DLoyal (Jan 8, 2009 at 5:07)

gay

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AMBikerJJ8 (Jan 21, 2009 at 20:19)

Seriously people, get a life and stop dissing on others. Are you just trying to elevate yourself above him (just like I'm doing now to you)?

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subby (Jan 31, 2009 at 10:33)

vod lol

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jakfeva (Jan 31, 2009 at 14:36)

proper dik head

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cojackz (Feb 18, 2009 at 15:45)

that kid is the ultimate EPIC fail, what a dick lool

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redbullboy (Feb 19, 2009 at 7:36)

um?wow

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conor2000 (Apr 1, 2009 at 8:47)

what

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conor2000 (Apr 1, 2009 at 8:47)

what are u doing mate

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conor2000 (Apr 1, 2009 at 8:47)

lol

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conor2000 (Apr 1, 2009 at 8:47)

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misterwilson (May 18, 2009 at 20:49)

shut up connor2000, go eat some tea and crumpets

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essexrider94 (Jul 4, 2009 at 11:27)

is it just me or is his seat rite on his balls?

AAhockeyplayer (Jul 28, 2009 at 11:14)

His balls haven't disslodged from his stomach yet so he feels no pain.

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w-iikka (Jul 5, 2009 at 4:20)

ahahhahahahh a you suck and f*cking bad

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cody94 (Jul 14, 2009 at 17:20)

it sounded like ur bike was giving it to u man

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bluepickle (Jul 17, 2009 at 22:19)

you f*gget, you wasted valuable time in my life watching your f*gget video you dumb goof

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AAhockeyplayer (Jul 28, 2009 at 11:13)

your such a f*g, i guess that why you lay on the floor and stick your bikes seat in your vagina.

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Currie-Gone-Rong (Jul 30, 2009 at 11:39)

wtf he is pleasuring himself with the sea did u hear the orgasms ?

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conboy (Aug 7, 2009 at 16:55)

ur so gay like go out side ride your bike find a couple freinds

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bottlerocket96 (Aug 8, 2009 at 20:10)

wow i thought sitting on your ass watching biking videos instead of riding was bad, this ... this is just horrible

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Best-biker89 (Aug 22, 2009 at 20:40)

f*g

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jaypicard (Aug 24, 2009 at 13:27)

biggest f*g ever f*ck you tuc shove a dildo up you gays ass

rip-bmx (Aug 25, 2009 at 9:39)

Yeah ill admit but he can actually ride now, compared to you. You just made yourself look like an ass.

Jay you go shove that dildo up YOUR ass. TUC is better than you.

And TUC i still think your queer but this kid above me jay, he takes 1st place for being "The biggest f*g ever f*ck you jay shove a dildo in your vagina"

jaypicard (Aug 26, 2009 at 10:08)

dont know what i ever did to you but that was dev just to let you know

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rossspecialized (Nov 13, 2009 at 9:26)

i dont no many people who can do a one footer with both feet off of the peddles the bike resting on thier balls and there head touching the handlebars
nice attempt tho

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