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fender bender freakout!!!

This clip will air on TRU TV Top 20 funiest on Oct 27 8 pm. Its taken three years of trying. finally!!!

847 Comments

  • + 333
 Wow, that was a huge overreattion. I feel bad for you and the girl. Im assuming she isnt a rider? It looks like that was some sort of mtb tour they were doing. If she was a rider there is no way she would have reacted like that...because a fall is a fall and that certainly wasnt a hard fall. I guess you just spooked her and thats what caused her to play the blame game. Im glad you acted so camly; sorry that had to happen to you :/

Nice music Smile
  • + 88
 yeah the music and crash sound really lighten the moment. thanks for the post.
  • + 400
 that girl is a LOSER i mean when you stop you GET OF THE TRAIL
  • + 213
 ya like holly crap she is some sorta super bitch or something! that was like all her fault!!! you should have freaked out at her she deserved it! but this was quite halarieous
  • + 68
 You can just watch it over and over! LOL
  • + 72
 yeah i agree with raging-hippo, did she really need to throw the bike, like common, if she was worried about the bike then throwing it isnt going to make it any better
  • + 139
 She is fully suited with armor. Ohhh i broke my leg, your standing on it! Good song choice!
  • + 145
 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA what a bitch dude
  • + 115
 LOL, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? If I were you I would try to contact her or one of the people she was with and get them to watch it. You handled it a lot better than I would have. She pretty much sat there and lied to all her friends about the entire thing. I don't know how you stayed so calm. haha
  • + 46
 I love how u shack hands then keep going on like nothing happened also how to music returns
  • + 103
 dude you shouldn't feel terrible she is a f*cking drama queen/
  • + 52
 lololol dude if that lady yelled at me like that I would have FREAKED the f*ck out at her, I cant believe you could stay calm like that
  • + 52
 You have no reason to feel bad about that. You were completely sincere and apolagetic and she was a crazy biatch. She couldn't have possibly been hurt, especially with all that armour, and she totally pulled over into you. I figure anyone else would have tried to pass the exact same way.
  • + 47
 dude it was totally her fault, she should have let you pass, that's like the unwritten law of biking
  • + 1
 So who payed for the bike damages?its a wilson wasnt it?
  • + 7
 wow she has tons of gear on and he said he was sorry, what a spaz.
  • + 30
 wow, you werent even that close and why the hell did she just slam on the brakes and completely stop. not "slow down" like she said.
  • + 57
 OH MY GOSH. How funny would it be if her PMS ended and then she saw this video and realized what a crazy bitch she was being!
  • + 34
 I honestly can't believe how calm you were able to stay through the whole thing. I would have been very apologetic up until the point where she tried to attack you with the bike (funny as hell btw), and at that point i would have just been like "bitch! move!"
  • + 42
 not to be rude, but she milked that really badly
  • + 22
 WOW! Thats hilarious!!! Perfect song choice! I love it once you roll away and tunes start up again... classic!
  • + 42
 ...also,
She's gonna kill you if she see's this vid Wink
  • - 25
 This is a joke.
  • + 18
 Wow she come to a complete stop in the middle of the trail and freaks out because she got hit, that guy should of said its her fucking falt! ac9294 you are not in the wrong in any way! Oh and her legs is totally broken because she didn't feel that all all when she hopped up and threw her SXT at you..
  • + 30
 lol Women
  • + 9
 omg that was great, i think she was just menstruating, i know i coulda take a hit like that and laughed it off, he was really sorry to, i dont even feel bad for her, i feel bad for him!
  • - 6
 I would have smacked a ho. Seriously who does that? You're the man for not running her and her bike over leaving.
  • + 7
 Oh Sh*t, I can't stop watching this! Too funny!
  • - 43
 dude dont be such a wuss when you were the one who was right. she kinda just owned you right there and you gave into it so easily
  • + 70
 Girls: Don't ride when you have your periods.
  • + 10
 that stupid fucking dumass bitch she totally spazed out at you because she was a NOOB for stopping in the middle of the trail and not letting you pass and you totally took the blame for i would have set her straight...
  • + 14
 look at these idiots, they are all padded up and they are doing a what i consider a walking trail!!!
  • + 11
 if ur going to stop dont stop on the trail stop oh the fuckin side of the trail. and it wasn't that bad u shouldn't spas about it. the guy riding was so generous she shouldn't be a douche. and dont ever throw ur bike at someone elses bike
  • + 15
 'i think i broke my leg' well you stood up right away and were moving it like it was no big deal
  • + 43
 i'm sorry but she should be shot.
  • + 17
 Just another rental yuppie. That sort of shit happens every day in whistler. Retards stopping in the dumbest places with no warning.
  • + 6
 those kinds of people really piss me off
  • + 23
 "if u wanna go 100 mph go be a big man on a black" if your gunna stop and be a pussy about it when you get hit go ride a green!!!
  • + 8
 hah, what a twat, "ahh i think ive broken my leg" . but she can hurl a big bike at the guy behind, hmmm
  • + 6
 thank you so much for getting this on video!
  • + 1
 haha yeah like he care !? xD i would have freaked out but now i see this he just made it easy 2 get moving on but i wasnt his fault !? xD
  • + 14
 What a f-ing BITCH! first of all you DON*T stop in the middle of the f*cking trail! Second of all she barely even falled. If that did hurt so much she should quit riding downhill cause when she falls for real she's going to get a heart attack..

You were way to nice to her..
  • + 15
 you sir, have the penitence of a buddah! I would've laughed and called her a dumb bitch as i rode away.
  • + 2
 that was so funny!!
  • + 12
 So pinkbike!what the hell is the rationale behind why this is not vod yet?
  • + 5
 She was closer to the person in front of her!
"he's paying for it"
She hit you with her bike.
WTF!
i hope she has pink bike.
  • + 14
 You played that like a champ. props man
  • + 5
 next time... go faster lol thanks for sharing, i'll be more aware in future i think Smile
  • + 9
 33,000 views without the help of VOD? I think so.

Who wants to bet that the chick has seen this video by now? hahaha, too funny
  • + 32
 This is what happens when girls leave the kitchen
  • - 8
 does anyone here notice the girls voice sounds like tracy mosely?
hahahaha...
  • + 5
 Damn I feel bad for you. Totally not your fault.
  • + 7
 lol, riding down the rest of the hill with butterflies in you stomach, cnt belive how she lied about the whole thing, it's been cought on camera! the guy has 42,000+ witneses
  • + 3
 you should have somehow whipped into her face as you rode away
  • + 32
 Bitch get of the hill and back in the kitchen.
  • + 6
 haha! epic, also there's no such thing as "going too fast" on a bike trail! that's what they're for!
  • - 1
 Make me a sandwitch You muddabitch!hahahaha
  • + 3
 He knocked me from the bike... AHAHAHA. She didn't even fall down!!
  • + 2
 nice of you to stop... after she hit me with a bike i would of been off
  • + 2
 If i was that lady I would've been the one sorry. She should chill out
  • + 13
 what a retard. when your driving you dont stop dead on the highway, you pull off to the side and its the same way for biking..
  • + 35
 Are you all blind? There was an ENORMOUS six inch drop over a root right there! It's obvious that if she didn't slow down after all that airtime she might have jumped the berm right off the super tight trail.

My favorite part is when she said to her friend, "Oh, he's going to pay for it!" Refering to any damage done to the bike. Best part of that is how any damage would have been done by Mrs.Ironman there throwing the bike; oh but her friends didn't see that so it's all good.
Also, "It's mountain biking man!!!" Your right lady it is, just suck it up and move on.
Great video, cheers!
  • + 5
 you know somethings really funny when its posted on the computer and makes you laugh....
  • + 3
 i love how she askes if the bike is ok and hes paying for it yet you launched the bike at him i meen real props for you mate for keeping so calm i would have really lost my rag
  • - 7
 Are you rag head>?hahah
  • + 27
 wtf. this all happened because she was not in the perimeter of the kitchen.
  • + 13
 the mystery has been solved.^^
  • + 4
 i laughed how he expressed his real feelings to his mate on the bottom......
  • + 4
 what a totall bitch she deserved a punch as well as being crashed into
  • + 3
 not gonna lie i prolly woulda threw her bike and rode away after apologising and her still freaking out *c*nt*
  • + 3
 hahaha im just repeating the same bit of the video where he crashes into her!! comody gold!!
  • + 3
 haha woulda been priceless if like 3 sec after you rode off you sorta dimmed the music and you were like " f*ckin b*tch " hahahahaha maybe its just me lol
  • + 7
 Jesus, what a bitch. That what you get for stopping on crowded trail. Crashes are common in this sport so accept it or change discipline.

Full body armor, knee pads, helmet.... tiny crash and she acts like 3 years old child who just felt from bike. Pussy Big Grin You bring shame to all DH/FR girls lady.
  • + 3
 PMS is a bitch.
  • + 4
 oh man, f*cking bitch, ''OH ITS MOUNTAIN BIKING MAN!'' yeah f*ck you. crashes are a part of mtb. shut the f*ck up your in full body armor, I guarantee you cant break a leg going that slow on a blue, even without body armor. why in such a hurry? isnt that what mountain biking is about? goin fast? dumb bitch.
  • + 2
 shouldn't even have wasted your time on her :')
  • + 2
 What sets the bar is when the man simply goes "shit happens" and shakes hands = how it should of been delt from the start not make a meal out of it. hope that woman sees this video and sorts her life out
  • + 7
 This is what real riders do when a crash happens...

www.pinkbike.com/video/167478
  • + 3
 When stopping any vehicle, pulling over to the side of the trail/road is normal. She just stopped in the middle. What bothers be most in the video is the guy who comes later and jumps on her bandwagon getting mad at the helmet cam rider because of a made up story.
  • + 3
 I hope that idiot sees this vid and apologises...Smile
  • - 2
 you should have let her tyres down then cranked a load of dust in her face. or just loosen her QR on her front wheel and let the good times roll
  • + 7
 If someone literally threw a new SX trail at me I'd say "Thanks!" and run.
  • + 5
 It should be pointed out that this is a great reason to have a helmet cam! If she tried to get away with blaming you, you have proof that she did a dead stop on the trail. But maybe this was like those insurance fraud scams and she just wanted a new bike! Also- acting like an ass WOULD have made this worse- good reaction choice.
  • + 1
 wow bitch complete bitch whats the point of riding if your not gonna go fast
  • + 2
 did i just read that right 'wowzzing'...i ride to have a good time not to just go 'fast'
  • + 4
 the faster i go the more fun i have, thats forsure.
  • + 2
 you know what i mean trail riding is not fun if you go slow.
  • + 1
 there is simply no point in her doing a train if you slam your brakes on when you are in the middle
  • + 4
 Lol her stance at 50s is awesome, she looks ready to pounce on something
  • + 1
 hahahah its true
  • + 5
 shes dressed to take a bullet, she completely breaks her fall with her hands and she freaks out. ride greens.
  • + 2
 Man this bitch stopped in the middle of the trail. How dare she scream at you? You have no idea what should I have done if I were you. You said 100 times "im sorry i didnt mean it.". And this bitch didnt realise it was her fault. Next time run over her!
  • + 2
 lol i like it how you are all offended by this. and wow that is a fail that she was riding a 5300 dollar bike
  • + 3
 love how she has the energy to throw a bike that probably weighs more than her at him on a "broken leg" and that she is more interested in getting him in trouble than worrying about her health.
  • - 5
 that was an ok video you know
  • + 4
 My favourite part about this video is that everyone there is convinced you are a terrorist and tried to kill her by going 100mph into her rear end
  • + 2
 These things are something that just happen when riding, so this check really needs to learn how to bicycle
  • + 2
 She obviously is not a true rider at heart,because people do actually make mistakes and accidents happen, yeah, he hit her back tire and she fell down, nobody got hurt right? If she was a part of the riding scene and not just some city girl she should have just brushed it off her shoulder and moved on from the indecent and let him go ahead. Sh*t happens, theres nothing you can do about it. She is just one of those people that you just have to sit back and shake your head at them.
  • + 5
 hahah i love it where she goes into battle stance, she looks like something out of halo with that body armour hahah
  • + 2
 stupid woman. She broke hard with a dude behind her
  • + 5
 dumb broad. you handled that very well man! but if it was me, i would be mad rattled and probably be trying to throw some of the blame on her as apposed to taking it all myself. anyways, great video and i love the music! Smile
  • + 4
 The phrase "dumb broad" defines this perfectly, I commend you @GuidaGuida.
  • + 1
 ya, you know what we are in a big fucking hurry,you want to get in as many runs as possible and that is what dh mtbing is all about, however is faster, if you are slower let the faster person pass.
  • + 1
 your bike fine?
  • + 2
 yeah, it was really minor deal bro.
  • + 2
 what a bitch! you didnt even hit her that hard she overreacted tremendously out of control. this is just another reason why they belong in the kitchen..
  • + 1
 LOOL this video will never get old!
  • + 2
 A pinkbike classic
  • + 4
 Shes like, "what are you in a big hurry?' I woulda been like, "ya bitch it DOWNHILL, the purpose is to go fast."
  • + 2
 Pssh women
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 Yea? thanks guys. Funny how your mind works, I didnt remember her throwing her bike at me until I watched it later.
  • + 31
 Hey you handled that so well. Way to go keeping your cool and being so helpful through the whole process.
  • + 24
 This guys is a role model for all us to follow!keep your kewl no matter what!kudos and cheers dude!
  • + 15
 Seriously, you're a saint, I would not have been so civil about that kind of reaction (to something that wasn't even your fault)
  • + 5
 haha i would have stommped on her bike after she threw it at me
  • + 5
 well played! she's clearly a moody little bitch, you're a king.
  • + 4
 Bitch:'Its mountain biking man' Me:'f*ck OFF THATS WHAT MOUNTAIN BIKING IS ABOUT'
  • + 1
 dumbass bitch it was her fualt
  • + 1
 dude thats is freaking hillarious..i have watched it like 5 straight time and then emailed it to people at work..get off the trail when you stop. or better yet dont stop in the middle of the trail and expect a ridert going fast to meneuver around ya. its common courtesy to get out of the way. i have experience riders on a local train in particular where you have 2 trees that is tight enough for one rider and you clearly have the other person beat. then he your front wheel is past the trees and the rider still tries to get past it before you. slamming into your just bought bike. first thing i said ..you did see that i was already through the trees didnt you..rider said ..sorry ..thought i had you beat. oh you did..cus my bike was halfway through when you hit me trying to get through. how did you have me beat. needless to say i just moved on. wish i had a video of it. but no where near the spaztic drama queen of a rider that women just reacted..and then she almost slipped on the root.. now that shit woudl of even been fuinnier ..oh well enough said..
  • + 2
 hillarious the song just adds to it that girl is a sissy
  • + 2
 After watching this I would give that b**** the time of day even if I was cleaning a building with a toothpick.
  • + 3
 100 MILES AN HOUR, IS SHE TAKING THE PISS!!! I SWEAR TO YOU IM NOT LYING... I GOT HIT BY A CAR THIS WEEK AND I WAS GOING AT 20MPH. I CLEARED THE WHOLE ROAD FFS AND I DIDNT MAKE THIS MUCH OF A FUSS... WOMEN!!!
  • + 1
 Ya you really shouldn't have taken any of the blame for that because it was totally her fault but i applaud you for being so level headed I probably would have yelled at her for a couple of seconds and then rode away
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  • + 41
 Shes absolutely right Alex, 100mph is way way too fast for a blue...you need to be riding the blacks with the big boys if you want to pull a stunt like that...
  • + 3
 Got your bike sold tho?
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  • + 41
 This video made my day

"You have it on video? yeah I should probably delete it immediately" or edit in some pimp music and post it on Pinkbike for the world to see...Wink
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  • + 37
 "whats your deal, are you in a hurry" hell yeah bitch im shreddin!
  • + 1
 This guy's reaction is amazing, what a quality individual. I would have been apologetic to a point, then lost it when she started endlessly bitching. If you're complaining, you're not hurt. This should be shared with anyone interested in anger management; it would be especially good for this woman to see this video herself.
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  • + 32
 If she cant take a fall like that she shouldnt be out there in the first place
  • + 17
 yeah I agree with joeberto, if shes gonna be such a drama queen and over react about a little accident then she shouldn't even be riding cause shit happens. I'd hate to see how she acts when she takes a real spill.
  • + 35
 she'd probably call the trail a fucking asshole, throw her bike at it, then yell at it for breaking her leg.
  • + 3
 thats exactly what i thought joe. ive seen my missus take way harder slams with no armour and not freak out like that. i would of told that lady to get F#$kd, straight up.
  • + 3
 omg she should calm down thats why some amazing women riders get sterotyped becuase of douche bags like her!
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  • + 27
 Clearly the girls fault if she stops like that in the middle of a trail. You should be the one shouting at her. :@
  • + 5
 gameface bro, gameface.
  • + 1
 You have to be stupid to jam the brakes when you KNOW someone is tailgating you. You have to be even dumber to hit him with your bike and call him a moron. Next time lift the front wheel and make sure you use a dumb human like that as a road obstacle !
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  • + 19
 thats the funniest sh!t i have ever seen...why, im the coach in the video and i didnt get to see what happened and now i did you were not in fault by any means....i had those girls in a weekend gravity godess camp it was really interesting weekend thats all i will say of that.should be a vod for how freaked out ole girl was.....
  • + 2
 haha so pleased you saw this! make sure she sees it too?!
  • + 2
 If you were the coach then I hope the first thing you teach your next group is not to stop in the middle of the trail. Lesson #1... and I'm not saying it was your fault in any way... just that newbs like that need it burned into their brain before hitting the trails.
  • + 4
 Not to be a ass...but yea we teach that every lesson...that was out of my control...you are right we never stop in the middle of the trail...but newbs are going to have issues.....cheers
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  • + 14
 everybody favorite this so it gets vod so people can see how over reactive this bitch is.
  • + 5
 Hell yeah vod!
  • + 6
 and hope she see's it too! especially the comments, haha
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  • + 14
 Wait... she can feel pain through every single protection device ever made that she's wearing?
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  • + 10
 stupid twit. as a female, its pisses me off that this girl reacted like that. i almost spit out my drink laughing when i heard her say it was a blue trail and he was going too fast. if you've made it to a blue trail you should know better than to stop on the trail!
  • + 6
 thanks sister
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 haha she throws the bike at u
  • + 4
 and then says her leg is broken?? BAHAHAH
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 I think you are the most polite person I've ever seen, legendary self control. I hope she doesn't have a drivers license, otherwise she might just for no reason slam on the brakes in the middle of the freeway and complain that people ran into her haha
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  • + 8
 wow that was her fault.. she shouldnt of gone to a dead stop in the middle of the trail.. thats bs for them to get that pissy.. then she says she thinks she broke her leg.. then she throws the bike at you.. whats her problem.. and going fast makes mtb fun not grabbin the brakes!
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 You should have SHOCKED her

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  • + 7
 a) legendary self-control
b) 2:30 do you see the root she stopped for? OMG!
c) why all the body armor? why is everyone wearing full BMX on a XC trail?
d) how many of you have ever had someone a bike length behind you and NOT know that that person was there? You slow down and wave the person past - it's pretty basic
e) both parties at fault... but it was kinda no-harm no foul. If you don't want to go down every once in a while mountain biking is not for you.

With that much body armor I could have ROLLED down the hill (sans bike) and been ok.
  • + 6
 ICEBURG! DEAD AHEAD!
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 Wow I think that was my X-Wife sure sounds like Her hahahahahahahahahah
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  • + 7
 wtf. How did you stay so calm. Shit I would have just lauphed in that bitches face. F-her, get off the trail! I have never seen that much armor on anything. I mean she looks like a crazy bitch robo-bike-cop that is going to totally anialate you/that silent stare before everybody else showed up. Fav this.
  • + 3
 oh yeah epic song choice, flowed great.
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  • + 10
 What a bitch. You apologized like 10 times and she was still calling you an asshole.
  • + 25
 love is in the air
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 biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
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  • + 10
 She probably made you feel like a dick and feel bad for the whole day because she slammed the brakes, outrageous!
  • + 9
 thats true!
  • + 3
 i would have felt the same way until she threw the bike and started trippin out, then it would have been a different story. still you handled that way better than i would have. serious props for that
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  • + 8
 she completely over reacted,stopping in the middle of a trail is just stupid. there was no need for her to say that when she was in the wrong, there is clearly room for her to move off the trail if she needed to stop.
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  • + 10
 This is why I hate alot of people. Sorry about having to go through that.
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 lol ya i really just feel bad for the guy for having to go through that complete bullshit. good for you to keep your head on like that. i would have left her over-the-top acting on the side of the trail and told her to grow up if she didn't accept my first apology. one apology is all that is needed in that situation, and a helping hand to stand back up. and for the record, if your leg is broken you aren't going to be able to stand and throw your heavy freeride bike at somebody... what a joke.
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  • + 10
 you did the right thing. Good job
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 thanks man
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 hahaha its like my neighbor when i start my dirtbike. wawawaw lalal blah blah blah
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  • + 6
 damn this lady is pissed. hey, she broke too fast in the middle of the trail it's her fault. she didn't pull over or anything. besides the dude gave her plenty of space, she was just unexpected. p.s. she's wearing fuckin dh armor, fuckin everywhere..... if you wear so much, you should be ready for big hits. this was a tiny hit... damn i'm all pissed off now cuz of this video. i don't think the rider was at fault.
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 First, I can't stop laughing ( I know my bad!), this video and the comments made my day. Second I commend the way you stayed calm and didn't react to her over the top reaction. As a female rider I am horrified at the way she reacted and seriously she should be ashamed, CHILL OUT LADY! Rule #1 if you're slower, pull over, off the trail and let other riders pass. No need to throw bikes, and scream. She's lucky you weren't a jerk and called her on her attitude. She needs a time out!!!
  • + 2
 kinda cracks me up that she said " i think you broke my leg." if she broke her leg she couldn't have gotten up, hit him with the bike and walked about. just really funny cuz this is what my 5 year old brother says if he gets a mild injury. didn't expect it from a full grown woman.
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  • + 9
 all she needed was a swift slap to the face and the image of you riding off with the sacred finger up in the air haha
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 lol... i can't stop laughing... after she falls she picks up her bike and tries to hit you with it, then puts it down and looks like she wants to fight... obviously not hurt that bad!
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 lol i feel bad for the guy not her. the girl needs to realized shes riding downhill. not x country it was her fault for stopping dead with out pulling over. idda charged the bitch with assualt if she kept her bitchin up and threw the bike at me. but in allreality prolly woudlve just rode on.
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 I almost bet that she was trying to agitate you more by freaking out like that. Hell, and you my friend have great self-control. That probably pissed her off more seeing her motive was to get a rise outta ya! Made my day as well. Great Vid!
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 I agree with the vast majority of the forum members here. She was totally in the wrong for stopping in the middle of the trail like she did. The fact her "Crazy Ass" acts all seriously injured when initially in the video she picks up the bike immediately after falling to "physically assault" the rider for accidentally running into her! There is an inherent risk and danger when one chooses to engage in activities with a high percentage of injury. She got insulted and her "Ego" was damaged more than her "Big Butt"! Thankfully you had video evidence to dis-spell any legal claims she might have brought against you. Live and learn lady !
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 well spoken
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 LOL i think my leg's broke... and then she stands up and walks perfectly!
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 oooh yeah, good stuff
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 Bonus points for ultimate composure during stupidity bro. What a chicken head. She just clucked nonsense and pretended it was serious. Good on you for being such a gentleman although she did not deserve it. Karma will deal with that bitch. Sucks that you had to flip the bill because her vagina was bleeding heavily. She needs better anger management skills. Oh and the music makes this video 10,000 times funnier!!
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 Thanks dude!
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 This girl gives a bad name to female bikers! What a fantastic reaction though. Unreal about how well you kept your composure. If I ever slammed on my breaks in front of someone and they hit me, I'd be the one saying sorry. Kudos.
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 looks like a bunch of storm troopers. its great to be safe but i wouldnt wear that much gear unless i was smashin vertical down Utahs back country.
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 you should have hit her harder and then thrown her bike off of the nearest cliff. WHAT.....A.....BITCH! 1 little booboo and the world ends.
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 100% agree with you amigo.I would have flat both tires so she could not ride anymore.
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 that was the biggest bitch move of all time from her! she caused the accident and then convinces everyone else that she did nothing wrong. she should go and ride some green runs!!
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 what needs to be done is somebody make a spoof of " super Freak" and change the words to "super bitch" with this footage.. =p

Is it just me who thinks the guys are dying to laugh really?

You were so polite! Massive Kudos to you pal. You should have asked for her number and said you like a girl with some fiest!!
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 thanks man!
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 I am a girl but you are welcome! I felt so sorry for you. You seemed so concerned, all jokes aside. You seemed a really lovely person. You handled it very very very nicely. You are not a arsehole at all. You said you didnt want to leave her there hurt, thats mega sweet seeing as you could tell she was being a whiney bint.
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 " is that someone behind me ? " better slam on my brakes and have a look.

best part is him rippin down the trail right after it happened, see your crazy ass never again ! stayin alive, stayin alive, hahaha
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 Some serious issues going on in that head of her's methinks! I bet that's the closest she's been to a man in years! Fair play for remaining calm my friend, I wouldn't have...
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 lucky she has goggles and full face so know one can ID her, could you imagine how much she would picked on about this?
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 The trelse park guy did ask if i had it of video.
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 Ha Ha Ha PinkBike meets PinkBitch !!! If she had thrown her bike at my Scott gambler like that then her and her rented bike would have went down the nearest gully !!! You sir have the patience of a fucking saint and should be commended 4 it !!! Nuff said.
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 HAHAHA good on ya for staying but that women took it way to far i mean the is so much over exaggerating
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 ac9294, you are my new inspiration. Forget drifts and flips and gaps - if I could keep my composure like you I will be a better mountain biker AND a better person. You are Saint Alex. No need to ask the Pope.
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 kinda sucks that she made you feel so bad for something that wasn't really your fault , definitely not a regular mountain biker wanting to go out and enjoy the trail if she is going to ruin someone else's day just because of an ACCIDENT
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 you did nothing wrong shes just wrong in the head
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 WOW! That Chick did a Hulk/Godzilla move with her bike. I do not know what the bike did to deserve that. Clearly next time you should hit her harder for standing in the middle of the trail and abusing a bike. Do not invite that B**** to Rampage, no one wants to hear that crap! You should not feel bad! Tell her to borrow some balls next time! Real mountain biking takes some.
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 100 mph bitchs car probs wont go that fast, and her friend says that its mtbing you dont just people. im pretty sure the one of the main rules off mountain biking are to not stop DEAD in the middle of a downhill trail.
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 dead right!
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 some1 was on the rag that day
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 best things about this vid.

1: Get Going.
2: SHe say's her leg is broken, after she throws a bike at the poor guy?
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 Dude that is unreal. If that is what we have to look forward to with Gondola accessed hills then leave it closed I say. Jesus H Christ. What a total nutbar. Man I feel sorry for ya having to put up with a psyco like that. That is a bigger tantrum than either my neice or nephew have thrown their entire lives. Glad the coach in the video has seen now as well and now knows the full story behind her trail wobbly. Maybe helmet cams for all your camp riders from now on may be in order. At least that way you will know if they are behaving or behaving badly in terms of character and also bike abuse.
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 LMFAO. Wow SPAAAAAZ!!!! That was a tap! I've flown over my handlebars in the past without any armor and got right up and rode again. No need to FREAK like it's life and death. I would have loved to see this happen next to a ridge so she goes flying down HA HA HA HA HA!
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 Rule #1 in mtb.. dont stop in the middle of the trail. End of story.
If it was me, after having a bike thrown at me she would have had herself a nice stomped back wheel and a good serve of “You listen her b!tch!”.

Then again its your fault for not cutting her off and dusting her on the corner before.. haha Ride on man. Good vid!
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 What kind of low life throws their bike...
And "I broke a leg"
REALLY! You're wearing more armour than Iron Man...
Props for keeping it cool though bro
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 hahahaha ^ killed it
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 dont feel bad that girls a morron for stoping in th middle of the trail thats trail edicut 101 dont f*cking stop right in the middle of the trail and she should be on green trails not blue she clearly has more money than brains Smile
haha A+ for that hit hahaha
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 i f*cking hate it when shit like this happens... totally f*cks your flow up...

Then again, right after she tossed the bike, i probably woulda shouted "HULK SMASH!" as she posed like that.
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 That was just too funny! what would poses you to pickup "your" bike and throw it at someone!

You were total gentleman, she was uber beyatch! especially when it was her fault. would hate to be her friend Razz
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 OMFG what a baby!!!! She should be soooo very ashamed of herself. Facepalm


No need for you to feel bad buddy, totally not your fault. Props for staying so calm about it all. I'd have bid her adieu (with expletives and laughter) the moment she picked up her bike and got into sumo squat bitch-fight pose.
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 Stupid bitch!!!!!!!!!!! she chucked her bike at him because she dosnt know how to ride!!,I would of been taking the piss out of her so much if tht was me filming. Try faceplanting the concrete off a 6 ft high wall on a hardtail with 80 ml travel then maybe you can act like that!
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 She is insane. I would have escorted her down and checked her straight into the closest mental institution. Seriously though, what I think happened is she was getting dropped by her 'friends' and was loosing it even before you hit the silly cow. I take my hat off to you because I'd have been laughing my head off at the mentalist.
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 :L that was halarious!!! she freaked out over nufin!! she needs to stay off the trails if she cant handle a tiny bump!! really i broke my leg..... ur wearing as much armour as a downhiller and ur going 2 mph!! really!! c'mon!
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 That is a great video without question. The lady pulled a "Crazy Ivan" on you. You far exceeded the two "I'm sorry" rule, especially since you weren't at fault. I hope the next time I'm in an almost near death accident I have the strength to pick up my bike and throw it at someone.
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 ha ha! thanks
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 Dude, I love that you videod her picking up her bike and throwing it. I would have lost it! Jeez! you were way too nice to that fat a$$ and her dike friends (though, her pink pads were bitchin'). I really felt sorry for you! I hope I'm that nice if it ever happens to me!
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 Lol "i should probably delete it immediately"...or put it on pinkbike and let people enjoy the show. :p

btw great way to handle the situation. still cant believe she actually threw the bike ate u lol.
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 yeah...should probably put it on pink bike yeah...im an excellent driver yeah...fabulous prizes
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 hmm, lay off the crack bro..
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 props dude you handled it like a champ, I can safely bet that 95% of most riders would have been like that the dude that told you shit happens. Also 95% of most riders would have lost it on that chick and told her to STFU
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 thanks bro!
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 u didnt do anything wrong
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 Holy crap. I just watched this for the first time. What a f'ing drama queen. I've fallen harder than that on my cruiser bike in town. You were giving her plenty of space and she slammed on her brakes....wtf? Anyway, I think apologizing once was the right thing to do, but I would've ended it there. I'd hate to be married to that much drama.
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 BAAAHAHAHAHAH thats such a funny video. i hate when people slam their brakes on in front of you, how was he supposed to know.. haha and her first reaction was to throw her bike... then she complains about her leg being broken... what a joke... and on top of that she looks like a pink halo character from the video game hahaha
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 He shouldnt be taking shit from her. Most bike places state that if a slower rider is holding back a faster rider, the slower rider makes way for himé her to pass. Second of all, she said she broke her leg, after she gets up picks up her bike, and walks towards him with it. Anyways glad that the owner of this video has a good sense of humor and made it as funny as hell!!
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 I coulda swore I read somthing like this in the "Things that make you made while riding." thread. And you do NOT diserve the A-hole of the day award. If they were all dudes, this would have been a complete different story.
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 wow she was crazy! If I stopped like that caused someone to crash into me, i would be the one apologizing to them lol well done for taking that verbal tirade of bull she threw at you Smile also its the friends that come to back her up even though they didnt see any of it that really annoy me!
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 f*ckin bitch ... wtf? shes all like i slowed down because i lost control.. bitch wtf? he barely touched her pretty sure some woman says "its mountain biking man!" wtf? yeah damm right an extreme sport isnt it? .. so you dont pussy out when u fall onto youre completely body armour covered self f*cks sake , ... also if shes such a shit novice rider. then why the f*ck does she have a full pressure suit, 661s best helmet (evo) her friends have d2's , wtf? stupid bitch she shud go get eaten by a bear
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 piss take this guys out having a nice little run and the stupid bitch stops in the middle of the track where did she fucking want him to go into the tree to avoid her cuz she's to shit to ride a bike properly what a fucking hore this guy is to nice he should have taken a gun to her and blown the fucking stupid manipulative bitchs face of then pored petrol all over the slut and let what was left burn away even telling him to go ride the blacks with the big guns why should he have to he might enjoy riding that rought more cuz its faster and more flowy if she had done this to me and thrown her bike at me id of picked her bike up and dropped it on the bitches head then got back on my own bike and rode over her and carried on with the rest of my run
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 ya got issues kid.
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 haha this reminds me of the time me and my friend were flying down a trail and he stops in the middle of the trail cus there was a bug in his eye and i grab both brakes skidded into a bush went flying off over the bars and landed in another bush and just layed there laughing my ass off for 2 minutes lol
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 WTF was she stoping for, my wife didn't even stop that fast and there was a bear on the damn trail in front of her!! Shit my wife still had the sense to move oover before she did stop!
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 I bet she's the kind of person that if she crashed and actually got hurt, would sue and ruin it for everyone else.
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 Lol totally needed that, made my day lol No idea how you kept your cool, i would've lost it round about the time she chucked her bike.
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 What a cow! Why is she stopping in the middle of the trail! Good video, this demonstrates how not to react to others on the trails. I think I would have just carried on the second she threw the bike at me. You should have picked it up and hurled it to the side of the trail. I doubt she would have caught you up, what with a broken leg and all.
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 much respect for your calmness while she freaked out , i might not have stayed as cool as long as you did , you did the rite thing though . i really like the fast ride away after you promised not to ride fast again hahaha , and there is no such thing as too fast . that was rad , good vid.
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 agree her fault. I love the part when she says you were going to fast. Its downhill you go fast or go home jeez and no stopping in the middle of the trail!

You were very polite I commend you on that Smile
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 HAHAHAHA Stupid woman!! I wouldnt worry about it, it was her fault that is was such a big thing. Iv done somthing similar to a guy in scotland, but it was off a little step down, and he stopped right on my line and being airborn i couldnt avoid him, He just apologised and got on with this day, even though it was a worse crash! Loled at the way she through her bike at you! damaging it more then trying to charge you for it!!
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 Wow, I just saw this video after seeing the "Haters Gonna Hate" Meme they made out of this (www.pinkbike.com/photo/5659204). I applaud you for accepting blame and staying calm when you clearly did not deserve to take full responsibility or any of that whiny bitch. She threw her bike at you and then claimed to be hurt!?!?! Man I felt so bad for you, but very proud you didn't say/do anything to retaliate. You stayed WAYYYY above her level. I hope to never see her on the trails, bc I won't be so nice.
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 Thank dude, its actually been a great experience. I ve meet and ridden with pro riders. People ask to have my picture taken with them. its crazy and all before it goes on TV in a month or two.
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 What the crazy shit. I'm not the most religious person but from what I do know, I think that you must be Jesus Christ. This video is something to be proud of.
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 thank you my son...lol
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 Alex, you are way too nice.. that lady has anger problems. someone need to do a spoof of this video.. its soooooo funny i've watched it like 3 times already..
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 on the crapper i just realized why she freaked out like that; you literally took her trail tumbling virginity when you bumped into her from behind!!
and she was saving it for brad, the cute surfer dude in her weekend warrior team, the whole time, waiting for the "perfect" moment.. and you just came and went way too fast, and after like 2s it was over. now she has to cope with not ever hooking up with brad that way. poor lady! it broke her heart i think she was meaning to say!

but man your great! i wouldve probably gotten pretty angry..
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 you should have just told her

" end of the day you slammed on your brakes for a corner that could be done on a bmx. the whole accident is clearly your fault and im now glad that you cant get down the trail due to you hitting me with your bike which hopefully means your wheel is bent. have a nice time walking and have a nice day" (then casually ride off smiling at her)
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 don'r feel sorry man she overreacted like wtf?! throw a bike at you just because she stopped and didn't even pull to the side of the trai? it's her fault you don't even going that fast she just should been on those days of the month xD
relax Razz
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 Props for your coolness bro. She was being a total beotch! Musta been her first time on a trail or she has no brains cuzz she picked a horrible spot to stop at! Maybe she's better suited as a complaining retail shopper...what a poser!
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 I would not have been able to be as calm as you in a situation like that. I probably would have stuck with the "you slammed on your brakes" idea from the beginning of the video. No apologies necessary since it wasn't your fault.
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 last time i was riding with stan i heard guys coming down the hill behind me and i was not going fast so i throw my self in the bushes to make way for them, i took a commando diveSmile .
this girl is a bitch who was playing halo and went on a bike rideSmile
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 haha it's all apart of the sport some ppl can't expect to never get hurt. she did over react and lie to her friends about how bad it was.

i'll tell a something bad i did once. i was riding the park one day and i dropped into the bowl, a few seconds after a kid rolls in from the bottom and into the bowl while i was back on. i aired came back seen him and tried to turn away, but i hit him at the end of my bar where i was holding on, so i pretty much punched him in the face. and flew off his bike and everything, i felt bad but his mother "that was watching him" and the kid never took it as bad as the girl in this video. sure the kid cried but he was bestkind after a few mins and the mother wasn't mad at all, like i said all part of the sport.
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 i really hope she gets to watch this and have a long think about what she is getting her self into on the trails. people fall off cliffs and massive slope style jumps and dont break anything but she scraps her knee guard and says her legs busted ... dnt no how she threw a bike with a bust leg ..........
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 Faved cos there was no way that was your fault dude. Watching that, she was rolling on, and slammed on the brakes mid trail. Fair enough if there was a huge drop or something but really, she slammed you. Still, all on camera and perhaps she'll watch this and realise she overreacted - after all, when I've smashed it I'm in no shape to pick up a DH bike and throw it... Happy riding fellow and top music choice too!
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 The funny thing is that she picks up the bike to hit and she can't even leverage weight. Hey hoe, that's not a stick that you can just swing/hit at people with it. Is also on youtube but on other user www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHRk8vR2hO4
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 had to put up the volume to hear what she said and then getting deaf when the music started again. Razz she just was scared after getting hit.. female brain is not that stable.. so she freaked out.. you gave her quite a boost.. but eey she could barely walk the course let alone ride it.. Wink still i would have done the same i guess... apologize.. think the better of it and continue riding.. and have an extra beer after @ the end of the day.. .. props..
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 LOL man who pissed in her corn flakes that morning!!!!! She came to a stop all because of a root was in her path....lmao!!!! Much respect for you bro I would of politely said sorry, but after she tried to throw her bike at me I would of went off!!!! hahaha
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 geeze you weren't even going that fast - don't know what her problem was.. that stuff just happens from time to time, she shoulda pulled off to the side, and been aware that she needs to share the trail. It's your responsiblity not only to watch for riders in front of you, but be aware of riders behind you as well. anyhow... bahahaha
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 You should be yelling at her because she threw her bike at you and then she pretends to be hurt after. I hope she sees this vid and realizes what a power bitch she is. She is probably a power trippin manager at Denny's with lots of flair on the vest.
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 Your kindness was perfect!! but you failed to capitalize on the opportunity you had there. you could have convinced her friends that she should seek immediate medical attention... Then have them follow you down the trail because ..."you know a shortcut to medical services"... then maneuver them on to a double black diamond trail. once she realizes that she was in way over her head, it would be to late and she would spend the REST of her day walking her bike down a really steep trail. Bet that would take her down a couple notches.
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 she screams"its a mountainbiking man..."well, that was exactly what you were doing...or maybe I am wrong?you suppose to walk along with your bike trying to avoid chicks hitting breaks and blocking the trail?or SHE f*ckIN NEEDS A BIG RED "STOP" LIGHT IN HER BACK JUST IN CASE SOMEBODY IS COMING...
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 she is a long way from the kitchen...she was just out of her comfort zone. give her a break. it happends. way to stay calm tho its not everyday you see a bitch over reacting about pointless shit.....
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 Oops! Very funny, can't believe how polite you were - she did not deserve it! Well Done for staying calm. Love it when the music restarts.
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 That was brilliant. She needs a good slap.
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 Man, you are the best! Staying so calm the whole time. You were probably a little shocked and scared about braking her body parts, but still. Even after she tried to throw her bike at you, man! The ultimate self control i have seen so far! Great job! and about the girl... she was probably scared shitless when you hit her so that's why she overreacted...still it's not a place to stop and that's not the way to act. bitch... hehehe
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 i hope she has pinkbike haha just to see that shes the asshole. and dude you are so respectful, you were so polite even though its her fault. and its the best when you get going the music comes back on haha i actually laughed
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 I have totally been the girl hit form behind, except I was XC spandoed out when someone ran me over on their DH bike... tell her she should get over it.
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 nice, sing it sista!
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 oh and you really should buy a bike! lol
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 The USS Ike Turner is for sale.
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 Other than; "The Person IN FRONT - ALWAYS Has The Right Of Way!"
[This is because One (any rider) cannot watch behind oneself, but those behind -> CAN and Should Watch Ahead!!! (and to the Left and Right, because Self-Preservation is a GOOD Thing, and Courtesy is too!)...]

You handled the aftermath very well...
I was hoping she would have caught herself over-reacting and maybe the two of you would turn it into a meeting of sorts, exchanged numbers, hooked-up,
but... she wasn't smooth enough (of a rider, or a flirt) for you!

While approaching slower riders, I am seeking passing points and announcing proximity ("Approaching!", "Closing!", "Encroaching!", "May I Pass?", "Passing on YOUR LEFT!", "There is a Green Run on the other chair..." (NOT! I didn't belong on many of the trails that got me as good as I am now so that I can 'not belong' on even harder trails, today!), etc...)
I learned much from doing things I could not do, and maybe should not have attempted (yet)...

Nice edit with the music and screeching crash, btw...

Best of luck, and remember, you should always
ASK Permission before Slamming a Woman in the Backside!
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 Well I thought the Idea of mountian biking was to go fast?!? And not stop bang in the centre of the track!

To be honest its her fault any way for stopping. I would have laughed so hard if she threw her bike at me, and I wouldnt have said sorry for her mistake!

Great vid tho Smile
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 ahahaha i cant stop laughing about when she trows her bike at you then says your gunna pay for it ahahhaa dumb bitch. i would of slapped her. i also want to find her and show her this video and all the comments hahaha
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 OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS STAGED AND THAT SHE WAS ACTING!
I can't believe that she freaked out like that... why is she on a bike in the first place if she can't handle a tiny little off-the-bike like that? She clearly wasn't injured. Hahaha, what a mean lady she is, I hope she sees this clip and realizes that she's crazy! You were so apologetic about right from the get-go!! Props to you for keeping your cool.
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 thanks man!
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 wow, unblievable how calm you stayed!!!
& how you told your friend, "i hit one of these girls" :-D & your friend, dry as the desert, "you got it on video?"
she was for sure no rider
and please mor of these funny comments...
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 yeah good stuff dude
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 dude i feel bad for the guy who hit her. its not his fault she slammed on her brakes. everyone freaked out on him. its a mountain bike trail he has the right to go however fast he wants anyone whos slower should get out of thier way
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 whoooo, LMAO!! when you hit her, she probablly doin her sickest trick .. a manual Big Grin

Well, that riding somtimes stuff happens.. So dont worry about that!! But everybody who stops has to get on the side!! Thats like a LAW!!!
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 After the initial apology, I would've told her that you had the whole thing on video if she wanted to press the issue of fault and stir more drama. Can't take the heat, get outta the kitchen! Salute
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 hust wow . "you broke my leg" . Damn how would she have reacted if she ever would had a big crash , like when i sliced open my leg from the knee down to the top of my foot and having to ride 7-9 miles home ( the days before mobile phones) .
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 wow that chcick should of gtfo dude dont let her flip on u for that like when u riding a trail u dont just out of the blue slam ur breaks on like man some people are just so stupid like go back to the kitchen stupid girl
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 you dont stop in the middle of trail, stupid bitch. and blame the guy for it, and he was being well alright about it, apologetic constantly. i would of said fuck off love. im going to finish my run. sue her for ruining your time.
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 The Google Ads - "Car Accident Claims" pimp out this video like nothing else. Actually so does your creative music. Anyhow, well handled
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 hahahaha "go ride a black with big boys!" GO RIDE A f*ckING GREEN YOU BITCH!! its not his fault you f*cking suck at braking...jesus some people need to stick to road riding...
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 f*cking hilarious, you guys are gonna have to start using bells on the mountains, what a bitch!, slams the brakes in front of you and then is your fault,she was probably contemplating the horizon (she is one of those that rides all the time on the sidewalk) you were mountain biking, she was cruising on the mountain, gees!!
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 I'm not that good yet even I know soon as I stop to get out of the way even if nobody is coming.If that was me I would be going home w/another bike.She needs to learn how to keep all of her eyes open.You should of ask her out(haha!)that probably would of made her happier.
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 Wow, what anover reaction, you did well to keep your cool. It was an accident. She had no reason to go for you with the bike, if she has a boyfriend, I pitty the fool!
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 Wow. shut up woman! shit. 1, dude, maybe pay a little more attention next time. 2, bitch, get off the damn trail if you decide to stop on a fast straight with no apparent obstacles...and make me a sandwich. wit mayonnaise on it.
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 Bwahahahahahahahha! OMG, I would have been rolling on the ground laughing at her, then all her friends would have been raging mad at me laughing at her, then they would have ganged up and beat me down, ALL ON VIDEO!!! OMG, that's freakin hillarious!
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 thanks dude!
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 Man, I feel sorry for you more than her. Like she says, it's mountain biking and that isn't even a "big" hit. It's funny though how the google ads are for companies like "Injury Lawyers 4U" :L
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 lol! didnt notice, thats funny
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 I was at my local bike park this summer bombin it down a black diamond, and there was a group of hikers on the same trail (the park has separate hiking and biking trails very well and clearly marked, already they are in the wrong place) and they got mad at me when some rooste mud got on them, they complained to the manager, we talked it out, the hiker "wants me banished from the park for life", they ended up getting black balled when the manager figured out they were on a biking trail
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 Dude i got respect for you! Dude just forget about her man! 65,000 people who got your back and know you have no reason to be sorry or feel bad. You did the right thing!!! PROPS TO YOU!
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 thanks bro!
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 wow every one should find her profile and send her a " are you a dumb ass" message
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 Bro, I have NO idea how you kept so calm, especially after she tossed her bike at you. Prime example of estrogen overload. "I am woman, hear me roar!".....whatever.
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 wow, you did the opposite of what i would have done, some dumb girl stops because of a spooky corner and i barly hit her. i wouldnt have spent more then 30 secs talking to her and the 30 secs would have been me telling her off and telling her how much it was her fault.
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 I would've done the same to a bitch like that. Atleast he tried to be a good man, when I left I would've creased up though!
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 Sorry man, but i can't stop watching this, too funny.
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 what what what ! she put break when the trail have not obstacle !...mabe the first time she ride DH ...but ...she juste felt of their feets and no brutal impact and she cry ...LOL hahahahaha
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 WOW! i just realized something, after she has her little bitch fit, she's like "is my bike okay?" if it's broken he's paying for it, AND SHE THREW IT AT HIM!!!!what if she broke his bike?!?!?!
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 What a bitch! U didn't even hit her hard. In the sport of mountain biking if u fall u get right back up and keep going. it was all her fault for stopping in the middle of the trail.
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 This is kinda funny. And is any one should be saying sorry it's her, 1. for stopping on the trail, 2. for attacking you with a bike. And that fall...please that was a small wimpy fall. Also you did good encountering a crazy lady.
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 That is a great video without question. The lady pulled a "Crazy Ivan" on you. You far exceeded the two "I'm sorry" rule, especially since you weren't at fault. I hope the next time I am almost near death accident I have the strength to pick up my bike and through it at someone.
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 I seriously think this video needs to be revived and every single person made to watch it. I have never felt so bad for anyone, she ruined your ride, your day and made you feel so gulty! She needs her bike taken off here and made to sit on a merry go round for the rest of her riding days!!
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 Lol thanks, its all been a great experience with folks like you.
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 That is hard for me to watch how can that girl live with herself knowing she is such a tool, sorry but really?
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 I agree and i'm female rider!! seriously this chick must not ride very much at all if that little fall caused her to spaz the f* out! crashing is a part of riding.
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 that girl was a B*tch u handled that well mate =] i wouldnt have been so kind :S and if shes gonna act like that over a *tiny* crash then she shouldnt be a mountain biker. she shud stick to xc...
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 someone please tell the guy in this vid not to feel bad. And tell the crazy bitch that taking your lumps are a big part of the sport- especially when your dumb ass STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF A GRAVITY TRAIL!!!!
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 i can watch this over and over and i cant stop laughing Razz ur such a nice guy and she just goes apeshit! :L i really think she looks like a pink spartin out of halo haha
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 she shouldnt have stopped in the middle of the trail in the first place, i would have just lost it on her and also the attack with her bike after. but props man for staying calm.
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 What a little cry b*tch. She really hit you with that bike though! WATCH OUT! Props dude! You did all you could... You can;t just stop in the trail when someone is behind you...
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 lol you shouldn't slam on your breaks in the middle of a freeway either, someone behind you or not!
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 HA you rammed her in the ass!!! gigity
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 you utter gentleman, she totally overblew what was a tiny crash that is natural it would happen. If you're on a blue, why is she wearing full body armour. cheers for the laughs though, watched this three times... haha
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 its not hard to turn to the side before stopping .. you wernt even that close to her .. i wish you would have let off the brakes more so she didnt have to fake her injury. what a cunt
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 quiet friend,,, it was all because of that bitch for standing on the road without stepping aside .......... you did not have to apologize after it was all her fault and that above all reaction was that bitch is crazy !!!!!
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 Pretty sure that when you crashed into her she did the biggest wheelie of her life!!!
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 What you did was an accident caused completely by her, and then she assualted you with a potentially deadly weapon. This dumb bitch should never be aloud near that mountain again.
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 wow alot of comment on this 1 ,but its not your fault from this view ,and she over reacted ,she should know this isnt a strole in the park whit kids ,but she looks ok she will survive
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 why would you say 'i was going too fast'? the point of riding is to go fast and thats the reason why she should be sorry, she shouldnt have braked, dont take the blame if it isnt your fault but props for staying chilled.
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 fucking cow! that was all her fault man! dont apologise tell her to get stuffed! man i hate people like that its mtbing the aim is to go FAST! if you stop get off the trail ffs!
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 That's what happens when the kitchen perimeter isn't monitored by big f*ck off guard dogs......they will escape their sandwich making duties and roam among us ;-)
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 That girl should be ashamed of herself. Green helmet and pink armour - FAIL Facepalm






And her conduct was less that exemplary, props to ac - voice like honey Fab
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 it 100% wasnt your fault at all she is a crazy over reactive bitch
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 omg! thats to funny that girl or wat ever is such a pussy haha it wasnt even a real crash and shes wining about it haha btw wat made her think to slam on her brakes and think no one is behind her?
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 She probably heard him behind her and decided to slam the brakes because she was already in a fury over her lack of confidence because she was slow. Some people get bent outta shape!
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 Drama queen or should I say Drama Bitch! that's all she is now...after all this. It was deffinetly not your fault btw congrats 4 keeping cold blood!
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 I watched it a bunch of times and I still laugh. I LOVE when you hit her, she does a small wheelie and her hands come off the bars! Priceless!!!!!
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 After watching this video, I am going to be sure to stay the hell away from anyone wearing pink body armor!!!!
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 what a little bitch.
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 Completely her fault in my opinion. She just slams on the brakes randomly... Its not like he's going to ride like 50 feet behind her just incase, she was probably really slow.
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 Dumb bitch. You know when you're slower than other riders (like I do when on trails...) so you can move out the way when it's safe.

If that bike was thrown at me I would've launched it into the trees.
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 HAHA! to be fair, she did slam on the brakes in the middle of the trail. She should have been aware if anyone was behind and steered off the the side, keeping off the trail. The continuation of the music was hilarious!
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 thanks dude!
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 i would have had a completely different reaction... bravo on somehow controlling yourself and not telling her how stupid and under qualified she was
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 that girl needs some pills for anger management. if you are going to stop get off the trail don't stand their like a duck move over and let people pass. i feel bad for the guy totally not your fault, she is a freak
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 I feel sorry for the poor sucker who got trapped in a mariage with her, but good for you for keeping calm i know i would have had a lot of trouble not losing it, props!
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 I cant decide weather to praise this guy for keeping calm or just think he's a little freakin odd not to flip the F out on those bitches.

All I know is that I wouldn't have handled it in the same way Razz
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 i say freakin odd!
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 bahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaahahahhahahaahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahha thats all i have to say
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 That is so funny. I showed my Mum and Dad and they too were in stitches laughing at how crazy she gets. It that screech the brakes or just an effect? I had the volume turned up and I'm just about deaf now!
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 In my opinion you reacted too nicely, after saying sorry a million times and still getting nowhere I would of kindly kicked the bitch and rode off........You calling me an a*shole? take this bitch!
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 It's all been said already but c'mon be serious - stopping in the middle of the trail and then going ballistic because you've been hit; someone needs a lesson in trail etiquette. Get out of the way and then stop!!
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 If that happened to me and she picked up her bike and hit me with it i would have grabbed her bike, tossed it down the side of the trail ridding away calling her a.........
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 If some cunt ever tried to throw her bike at me I would make sure that bike would never roll again. I hope that fat whore reads this...ps if your not riding get the fuck off the trail
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 you accidently rearend her, she retaliates by assulting you with her bike. that was a week fall if she can't hadle that one she has no buisness on a dh. don't apologise that shits funny
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 wow you dont stop in the middle of the trail.. pull over then stop... idiot.
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 Dude you got no need to feel bad u probs paid for the track to ride like every one else She made me laugh when she said go nd ride black like the big boys. I wudda pedald away fast as i could Smile
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 at least he didnt freak out i would of flicked her the finger and kept on riding like what a dumb bitch ooooohh you were flying behind me at 100 mph and i think you broke my leg here let me throw my bike at you!! lol
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 She is totally wrong! Her reaction cannot be allowed!
Why did she brakes on the trail?! I don't understand at all, and i am ready to dare anyone to do not touch her in the same situation..
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 this made my day you didnt do anyhting wrong i prob wouldnt have stopped if she was gonna turn around and throw a bike at me
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 Who the f*ck wears that much body armour for a trail like that? And if her leg was broken how does she muster the strength to pick up and throw a bike at you Big Grin
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 I say both parties are wrong, gotta watch the people in front of you. But at the same time, if your gonna stop, pull of the trail..... the girl was more in the wrong, and she made it way worse with her stupid flip out...... if I ever stop, I make sure I'm clear of the trail when I do.
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 i really hope she gets to see this video and realizes how this was entirely her own fault. haha thank god for pov cameras
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 i fall like her without protections,i feel pain and i continue to ride,she's only a barbie...you should had ask her :GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!! hahahaha
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 Whoah....did you atleast get her number after for make up sex? if she is that feisty on the trail, imagine the bedroom....
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 should of thrown her bike in the woods, laughed and rode off! haha seriously though someone should send her to a mental institute!
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 If this was me things might of went a bit different I may have not been as kind once she started being an ass, props for staying calm dude
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 mucho gracias
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 cant believe she blamed the guy for that, it was clearly her fault. you dont just stop in the middle of a trail without looking behind you first! idiot woman
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 What a bitch!!!! How did you not freaking yell back at her!?!!?!??!!?! I would have flipped shit on her if she threw her bike at me!
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 GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WOMAN WHERE U BELONG!!!!!!!!
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 Congratulations crazy bitch, you are now famous for being ridiculous....
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 "honey, this is why we shouldn't allow people on bicycles... It's obviously too dangerous. We're just going to have to sue every biker, that's all." VOD
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 "honey, this is why we shouldn't allow people on bicycles... It's obviously too dangerous. We're just going to sue every biker, that's all." VOD
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 serious i though the rule was the slower person moves out of the way for the faster person to get by isnt that the way its always been.
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 Lol. I actually thought she was going to hit you. Then she just kept going on and on and on. I think that her buddys or whatever weren't too concerned
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 This is what happens when woman are allowed out of the kitchen. . .
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 well, watta bitch she shouldnt be aloud on a bike goin tht slow, and i love how she gets up, hits u with her bike and then sits down in pain lol
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 Man that was hilarious and you did great to handle it the way you did! As if she was hurt wearing all that body armour. Ridic! I probably wouldn't have stopped!
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 Sooooo hard on yourself, man! I'd probably be the same way, honestly. At any rate, this probably made my day.
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 Are those Hayes 9 I see on your bars? No wonder you couldn't stop in time Razz
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 She doesn't deserve a £3500 bike if she treats it like shit and throws it about.
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 idiot taking all the sympathy when she like chucked her bike at him :L

Taken well too.
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 What drama queen bitch! I left a longer comment on the youtube video site. I hope you are the original youtube user. Happy Ridding!
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 Hahaha I should delete this right away.........*After riding* f*ck it, lets put it on pinkbike
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 I want this cow to see this video so BAD!! I want her to read every comment!! I want her to quit Mountain Biking. No-one needs that in the trails !!!!!!
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 haha even the music starts again when he starts biking HAHAHA, she even had all her protection on wtf is she complaining about, she didn't even broke anything
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 holy crap. i hope she has seen this video..., what a freak and exagerator.... dude, you were so cool and relaxed... good work.
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 Thanks man!
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 Drama queen broke your momentum with her trail picnic.
You are lucky to meet Missy (miss Sissy), good times!
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 Hahahaa crazy lady! no need to freak out like that and you just don't stop in the middle of the track and she had some muscle to throw her bike at you haha Big Grin Smile
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 I would ave' lolled if he was actually listening to the bee gees. Just clicks play and keeps on riding dirty!
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 f*cking hell, I think he would've got more hurt from her throwing the bike at him than her falling. Then they all come and gang up on him. She didn't even need to stop :S
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 i would hit her again she overeacted ... i think you broke my leg i would be like ur leg was good enuff to stand up and throw your bike at me
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 since when were there trails in the kitchen?
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 WHAT A BITCH! I WOULD NEVER BLAZE WITH HER!!!!!
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 Dude, I know there are nearly 500 comments above this one so you probably got bored of reading them a while ago, but you are way too patient lol You did nothing wrong too
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 well, watta bitch she shouldnt be aloud on a bike goin tht slow, and i love how she gets up, hits u with her bike and then sits down in pain lol
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 At the speed that s1ut was going you could have made it back to the top of the trail and smacked her again before she got to the bottom.
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 hahaha why are they all wairing full on armour on a blue run? and why did she brake? judging by the trail the little winey baby bitch got scared of a root haha
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 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!
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 i did not read one response but i will say this....you should have that b$%&* harder and give her something to complain about. you did nothing wrong. plus you handled it alot better then i would have. she got up and trey to tag you with her bike. thats when i would have lost it. accidents happen. i hope she dies never rides again becuase of this.
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 she is wearing full body armour and she claiming she broke her leg... plus she stoped in the middle of the trail what a dumb ass
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 Dude, why would you do that? you could see she had stopped less than 1ft from you and she hurt her shin with pads on! That must have been a big smash!
Smile
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 she should of been in the kitchen!
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 WOW....some peoples kids.
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 hahahaah wow, what a bitch, it was totally her fault ahhaha
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 HAHAHA what a bitch, well done not losing your cool man.
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 this is unreal. that woman is fucked
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 her stance when she squares up is bloody hilarious. you're a better man than me for not just pissing yourself in her face...
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 should have run the bitch over.
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 I Like how he tells his friend hes needs to delete the video immediately and next thing you know it's on pinkbike with 60,000 views and 500 favs....haha
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 too good not to share with the world
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 I fully agree. I watch this video every day but it refuses to get old
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 It's funny how the lyrics go:
"I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm."
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 yeah, picked it for that lol
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 Watch her shadow when you hit her. FORCED MANUAL FTW.
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 good observation haha
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 she deserves a proper slap to chill outSmile crazy bitch in the middle of trail hit the breaks and what she expects?hahaha
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 yes you look more than big enough for a black trail lol that idiot woman who clearly dosent ride often should be on a green trail lol
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 "i think i broke my leg" then you shouldent be standing on it bitch
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 haha I was waitin for someone to notice that. thats the classic non broken or actually hurt move. "I think its broken" - they grab onto it for a couple seconds until someone notices. then 1 min later they are walkin on it. stfu u little exxaggerator !! respect to the ladies.. but when guys do this, gimme a break dude !!
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 haha she was in the wrong there. you are a legend mate. just letting it flow. hahahah
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 I liked your attitude, I'd like to be so calm as you were, I just get too nervous sometimes.
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 HAHAHA 2:39 she almost trips lol
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 what a fucking drama queen. she needs to never get on a trail again until she has figured out how to ride a bike without PMSing,
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 thats why you dont let women get out of the kitchen!
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 Haha.i been waiting for this comment.May not be appropriate but it's damn funny.
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 thats probably why dude at 3:15 is like "WAY TO GO BRO"
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 man super kudos to you!! i would've lost my head
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 what a fucking bitch
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 wow what a loser she had full body armor on and shes a slow rider, thats what happens, speed up or get out of the way
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 Submitted to Tosh.O we'll see what happens
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 pro move sending it to tosh, that really is one of the worst freak outs i have ever seen, even if you don't mt bike you can appreciate that. what a bitch, you handled that like champ, i would have been furious.
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 Did you receive an answer?
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 haha ide of went faster in to her she seems like a little bitch for saying i broke my leg when she managed to stand on it and throw a bike at you
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 what an over reactin bitch
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 Pause it at 50 seconds, she looks like something out of a halo game Big Grin

bitch
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 Ha! I guess someone was having a rough day. Are the girl and her friends/entourage expecting to get shot at during their ride? Holy armor!
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 wait isnt the hole point of dh to go fast? i think so she should learn to pull off for faster riders
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 turns out I hit a student driver on mtb tour.
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 Man I feel so bad for you man to have to deal with that and to feel like a peace of crap over nothing.
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 This video is the definition of patience and the definition of a bitch all in one.
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 you are a realy relaxed guyBig Grin
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 this is why www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSw75zU9lcE .. what a bitch i would have kept goin with out saying a word. like you dont stop in the middle of a f*cking trail she was just begging for it to happen. and i like how the other bitch comes down after and says its his f*cking fault.
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 well done for keepin cool. ive had people do this to me i just smashed into them and then told them to get the f*ck out the way.
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 dude why the f*ck would you apologize? what did she expect when she stopped in the middle of the trail?
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 you guys are being insensitive. and this is not right. we should all respect each other, and forgive each others mistakes. JUUUUUST KIDDING!
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 lmao you were so nice to her, she didn't deserve it lol
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 Awesome job handling that, props for that, I 'de like to think I would be as level headed as you were. That said she should not be riding, strait headed people only!!!
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 omg i could not stop laughing when she turns around and threw her bike at you!
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 When she first jumped up I was sure she was trying to turn into the Hulk
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 roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 i wouldve punched her right out, if she spat it at me knowing full well she was at fault
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 you're such a gentleman Razz
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 i am not that im condoning violence against women but she needs to be punched out cold!
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 You totally are. But Yeh, I have to agree. There's defo a point where you forgo gender immunity and breach basic human decency.
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 or maybe she just needs to get laid more often ;-)
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 lol you offering?
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 yeah sure if she takes in the bum LoL
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 mild manndered cool girl, turns into pink hulk.

and it was 100% her own fault..

talk about a classic sand in vag moment..
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 That was MINT. The more calm you were the better!!! hahaha....love how the music started right back up. LOL
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 plus why the fuck did she throw her bike at you what a stupid bitch
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 she reminds me of a friend i have haha freaks out at everything
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 yikes, sorry to hear that!
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 Haha the way she yelled "F***** A**H***" was hilarious!
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 good times...good times
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 haha what an idiot im so glad u got this on tape so everyone can see what a bitch she is
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 hahahahahahahah. you should have told her to get off the trail and kept going. that chick was dumb.
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 should have got off and beaten the crap outa her Big Grin jkes
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 hahaha she sounds like a little gremlin, then throwing the bike at you thank god you didnt delet this video ahahahahahah
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 why women should stay in the kitchen Wink
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 ke Coma Shit, mera llorona a la proxima la tira por un volado, pa que ahy si llore
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 You were no closer to her back wheel than she was to the rider in front of her. What a crazy cow.
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 I cant stop watching it!!
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 that was the funniest thing ever sorry you had to deal with that man the music was perfect by the way set the mood
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 alwyas a good shout to pull an emergency stop onn a dh run, dirty whore
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 I hope that lady read all the comments on the video, she probably want you to pay for "hitting" her. I think
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 HA wow what the hell was her problem. She needs to see this vid. It was all her fault> PULL OFF TO THE SIDE!
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 she really over reacted its her fault.
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 Wow, what a drama queen.wasnt even that hard of a hit.
where is this though? looks like a sick trail
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 Wow........thought that there was no crying in downhillin'.........the pink body armour say it all.
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 Too funny.... The sad thing is I probably know a couple girls who would react the same way.
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 would be so awkward if you fell off when you was leaving them saying bye loool
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 omg i thought the chick was gonna like ride and bumb into him and be all like revenge!!! but again shes too slow!!
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 WHAT A BITCH! I would have punched her stupid head!!! God what a fucking dramaqueen!
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 what a fucking bitch jezzz like all the girls were over the top they must be fucking on there period or lesbain lovers
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 that bitch is rude.
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 she say it, it is MOUNTAiN BIKING! you must go fast
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 She starts screaming as she hits him with a bike.PMSING!
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 dont feel like an a*shole, its her fault! she should be apologizing to you!
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 also if she was so hurt how did she pick up the bike and throw it and stand for so long but then starts to stumble when people get there? SOMETHING tells me shes quite the drama queen! and that she wants to sue him for his money? get her off the bike and back into the kitchen. haha
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 BITCH GTE BACK IN THE KITCHEN
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 and thats why girls shouldnt leave the kitchen aha jks but wow what a freak out. i think you brock my leg ahah imagin!
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 hahah from 0:48-0:53 she looks like shes from halo
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 dude this was no way your fault you wernt even that close
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 haha all her fault she sould have pulled over
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 DAM YOU REALLY RAMMED HER ! Wink
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 thats what she said?
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 SHe should get an award, did she say "I think my leg is broken."?
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 see if you were in the kitchen none of this would have happened.
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 Look guys, command sent me my own armor

ummm, donut

yeah?

it's pink.

no it's not, it's light red!
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 I really hope someone (later) bought you a beer for bending over and taking it that well, you are a better man than I.
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 That was the girls fault for she stopped in the middle of the trail and the faster riders have the right a way.
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 "i ran into her i was going to fast " ya right more like the bitch was goin to slow
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 hhaa its mountain biking man.. ya so get th fuck outta the way when someones behind you!
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 Wow she needs to chill out !
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 that was a LITTLE "crash".......get of the trail when you stop!
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 tht girl is a Bi*ch the guy said sorry like a hundered times and then other ppl come and start bi*chin at him... poor guy
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 You are probably the nicest guy ever, to stay as friendly as you did. Respect!!!
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 Thanks bro, now F off just kidding!
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 nice dude, I have a fender bender freakout page on facebook. Hit me up there, Ill let ya know when it airs on tv
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 i would have kicked her in the head when she sat down to give the bitch something substantial to moan about..........
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 i like it when she tells you to " get going ", like she's sending you to your room, awesome video
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 Hilarious...I woulda punched a bitch! props to you for keepin it real
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 Jajajajajajajajjajajajajajjajaja fucking BITCH
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 MEGA BITCH POWERS ACTIVATE!!!
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 I think its funny she is ok enough to try to hit him with the bike, but can barely stand after the fact haha..
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 What an idiot! WTF did she just stop for? He handled it very well, props man!
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 honestly i would of just road off. lol that chick got everything that was coming to her. over reaction much? dumb noob.
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 wtf y did she jam on the brakes id shoot er
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 Dude ive just seen this on vital... brilliant what an awkward situation! I bet you couldnt wait to get out of there hahah!
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 it was very awkward for sure. I thought a rider was down so nothing else really mattered to me at the time other than getting her help if she needed it.
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 your bike came with a pussy magnet
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 the women needs to shut the f*ck up it was her own damn fault for riding slower than a snail.
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 "I think I broke my leg!" - Whiplash Wilma Drama Queen
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 Thanks sister
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 What should have happened . . . after her reaction . . . Right after you said you promise that you would never do it again . . . walk back up the hill . . . ride back down this time with MORE speed . . . hit her again. THEN you would have deserved the angry beaver attacks. Yeesh!
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 love your style!
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 Nicest guy ever! She was lucky that he ran into her instead of someone else. And lets face it, its probably not the first time that she was slammed from behind....
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 That isn't his FALT SHE FRUCKING STOPED SHE JUST WANT TO SEW HIM SO BAD BUT HE NICE ABOUT IT
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 Hahahah What an over dramatic arse-whipe! as she seen this ?? Razz i'd love to see her reaction if she found out!
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 WOW I WOULD HAVE GONE NUTS AT HER!!!!!
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 she was sooo hurt that she assulted you with her bike ???
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 women of today...
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 hahahah i cant believe she thought he broke her leg! hahahah
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 That made my day. Awwwwwesome.
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 DON'T F... STOP DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRAIL F... B...!!! just pull over if you gotta scratch your ass or somtin!
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 Dude sorry bout that... Who stops on the middle of a trail? Props for handling that so well.
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 thanks dude!
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 Wtf is wrong with her I can stop watching her throw here bike then say her leg is broken!!!
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 Crazy bitch, stopping in the middle of the track and then blaming him....she needed a punch.
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 I would have been a gentelmen. Beacuse shes a chick, but still she shouldnt be riding that trail if shes gonna be that slow.
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 You were way to nice, man. As soon as the other cunt started with me I'd tell them to get fucked and ride on.
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 bitch move get out the way!
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 obviously no one told her to get off the trail when you are going to slow down to a stop. way to keep your cool man.
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 Hahaa!
What a little bitch! Razz
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 haha oh god, i liked the way you reacted, most people would of went crazy ahha
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 thanks bro
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 lol wtf she stopped right in the middle of the trail then flips, i agree though well played ahah
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 Ба таз кифла. Още малко щеше и да се разреве.
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 hahahahahahahahahaha at least she didnt over react......
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 Otherwise, that was good riding mate!
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 lol! thanks
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 If my bike is broke its because I throw it at him well standing on my broken leg ....lol
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 What a chill guy XD i wouldve fucking shit a brick on her
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 That fall wasnt that bad and she had full body armour on shes a right bitch
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 that just left me speechless...guess next time I'll see a girl in pink body armour I'm gonna have weird thoughts Big Grin LOL
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 ac9294 is a class act and this video should be VOD. it could be the most viewed video here in pinkbike for all we know, LOL!
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 dat da da da super bitch
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 "We should probley delete it immediatly" lol jokes lets put it on pinkbike!
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 Huum se pá ela era bem GOSTOSINHA!
Mandou malzasso hein brother, podia ter sentado a calabresa na loirinha! A' no meio do mato MESMO!
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 she looks like a ninja turtle XDDDD
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 Thats Harsh.... On the Ninja Turtles man Frown
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 i woulda backhanded hat bitch and be like...STAY IN THE KITCHEN
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 Am I the only one that thinks it's his fault.... If you don't know who's ahead of you and how they ride, give them some space.
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 Atleast you had it on film. Hope she sees this..and the comments!
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 Man if she started being a bitch to me i wouldn't have stayed calm like you! You beast! Wasn't your fault anyway.
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 Im with you,she would of got a peice of my mind if that was me
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 same tell them to man up crist i dont know how much body armor they were whering it couldnt have heart that much if they cant use their brakes properly they shouldnt be on a track with other riders!
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 i can't stop laughing, nor watching.. this is the best video on pb, vod it NOW!
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 I woulda an that bitch over.
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 i love how the music just keeps on playing after you rear ended that bitch! hell ya alex!!
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 f*ck that, I would've snapped, what a bitch, completely her fault, if you stop, you don't stay on the trail!?
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 wow that was tottaly her fault. i would have flipped her off and kept riding
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 well the trail was so hard, fast and steep.....
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 I want to punch her in the face, what a typical women, blaming everything on men
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 BITCH i would be flipping out if she said that to me
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 way to be a gentlemen during the whole ordeal kudos to you.
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 Hahaha oh my god that was comical! haha i wouldn't feel bad at all after she made that big of a deal out of it! Hahaha
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 agreed! lol
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 hahah i like how you said i'll never do it again as if you did something wrong hahah
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 BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 dont apologize man what a bitch wow i feel bad for you
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 you shouldnt be sorry like that, you should have just say to her im sorry and leave, its her fault
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 Girls: If you want to mountain bike and be treated like a guy, then freaking act like one.
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 she is such a fucking dip shit its her fault you should be sorry to him you litttle brat
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 You sir, have the patience of a saint.
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 thanks bro
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 what a stupid dumb bitch if u cant man up get back to cooken dumb cunt wahhh wahhh he hit me it happends all the time fuck
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 thats what your suppose to do is go fast not slam on your brakes what a freak
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 stop on the side of the trail and don't forget to look behind and shout "stopping" beforehand - It's called trail etiquette
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 stupid woman needs to sort it out , get a grip and get back the ktichen ahaha
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 what a total stupid cunt man up bitch or get off the trailes wahh wahhh wahhh
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 The exact same thing happened to me this summer but the womans boy friend ran into me instead
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 What a slag she stands up throws the bike at him then says she broke her leg!
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 WOW!! Glad I'm not married or dating her.. when he hit her she poped a lil wheelie haha Props to you not getting mad.
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 hahaha by the end of that video i was hopeing that chick was seriously hurt
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 What a stupid over sensitive angry lesbian bitch! "So close are you kidding me ? why are you going so slow"
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 AC9294 is getting the ultimate revenge here- I hope that Axe wound sees herself on pink bike and is mortified.
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 hahahahahah fucking bitch
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 I have no idea why you said sorry it was clearly her fault.
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 she must have saw a worm in the trail and didnt want 2 run it over
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 she did more damage throwing the back at you then you did hitting her Razz
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 sooooooo ridiculous
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 hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wata panzy
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 Dduurr HUURR direct hit dufuf
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 Sorry bro. Women. American women at that.
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 Nah bro, i think its just one, most american girl shredders Fn rock.
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 people who freak out like that shouldent be alowed on trails
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 whoa way to freak out ha ha ha
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 If I was a woman I would be embarrassed.
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 Her friend had a mullet, soooooo
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 is it just me or does she look like a halo caracter?
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 she is such a bitch fuck her
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 "What's the big hurry?"....yet she's riding a dh bike?
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 She hit you with her bike hahahahaha wow nice lady
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 WHO THROWS THEIR BIKE?
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 he handled the situation perfect in my opinion.
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 thanks man
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 i would've told her to fuck off
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 i would have just said FUCK YOU! and walked off
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 She must be an awesome girlfriend to have.
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 opps on video
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 i see it now ......
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 YES, he saw it! haha, this is like pinkbikes version of a "viral video"
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 Welcome to one of the worlds most dangerous sports, honey!
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 whatttaaa bitchhh
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 She be like ohm I'm Gunnu die I think I broke my leg
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 He's got a new way of hiting on girls
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 I did not get the digits Frown
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 I'd have thrown that bike right back at her
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 you have activated the wich Big Grin !
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 haha i love that she freaks out so hard
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 she sorta looks like the halo dude right after she thew the bike
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 lol cool pic
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 atched this again n still laughed my balls off:L
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 Hahaha XD that was amazing
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 clearly she got hurt, ait? haha, this is way better than afv
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 go ride green with the little girls
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 he was too nice about it!! it was her fault
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 is this real ? sorry to spoil the exactly 700 comments. xD
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 yep, really happened
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 100 miles an hour??
just a tad of exageretion mabye.....
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 nope, she was right I can ride a 100 miles per hour. I need to slooooow doooown!
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 if the BITCH cant ride a bike properly she should swap to unicycles
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 The guy with the camera is so nice. I just want to shake his hand
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 Hi ya (holds out hand)
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 (Shakes Hand)
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 Im not sure but, I think this is most commented video on pinkbike
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 I would have slapped a bitch.
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 do she over reacted so much
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 of course she a woman.what do you expect?
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 damn someone slap this bitch and tell her how to ride a bike.
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 can't stop watching it stilL!
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 me either, should be used on a show called "best mountain and road bikes of 2012" this summer
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 lol lol lol lol lol
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 So you throw you bike at him......
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 what a bitch! awsome video, cheered me up Big Grin
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 add subtitles! but goddamn this is so hilarious.
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 somebody really needs to chill
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 This is why girls who cant ride shouldn't try
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 MEGA DOUCHE!!!!!!!
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 just slap that bitch xD
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 No such thing as to fast...
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 LOL those riders are ready for war with those armors xD
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 I hope she sees this video and realise what a bich she was.
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 how did she survive such an epic crash?! :}
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 apparently full body armor doesnt do much at ultra high speeds.
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 she was probably on her period!
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 She way over reacted i bet it didnt even hurt
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 that is why women are in the kitchen.
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 it wasnt ur fault!!!!
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 haah that wasnt a crach what a little wimpy girl!!!
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 haaaahhh woow wata bitch!!! it was all her fault!
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 Hahaha I It'd be so funny if the girl he hit found the video.
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 stupid girl pink girl nooob!!
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 haha her spiderman pose after she throws the bike Razz
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 i should probily delleted it immedientally
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 what a stupid b-i-t-c-h
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 BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 what a bitch, and same for the other people.
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 Wow. All I have to say is wow
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 When I slap the handlebars with my face, perform an emergency stop.
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 I cant believe she actually threw her bike at you!!
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 i would carge that crazy b?th for assault
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 bitches like this should get kicked off the mtn
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 damn dude, i feel for you man. that bitch got anger problems Big Grin
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 lol she is a pussy
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 Ahahahah, she said he was too fast! I can't believe.
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 LOL!!! what a fuckin CUNT!!! bitch shouldnt be riding.
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 I totally would have left her there lol.
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 It's a Jersey thing...
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 shes a frigen loser good vide bud not your fault
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 man how is he so calm, i woulda bitched so bad
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 I know, props to him, I wouldn't be able to keep my calm with her.
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 Get of the rag and get back on your bike biotch.........
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 KE coma shit esa chillona....a la prox, la tira por un volado
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 what a women, dumb bitch
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 "i should probably delete it imedeatly"
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 love that part too
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 Shit happens. Get over it.
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 haha that same thing happened to me except the guy grabbed me and shook me
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 someone needs a tampon...
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 Fucking bitch.
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 The woman is clearly an idiot.
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 She or a m8 has prob seen this vid. Get on here bitch & apologize.
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 i woulda kiled that bitch on sight
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 rofl the nerve some people have!
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 I watch this to make my day... Razz
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 best christmas present ever. VOD.
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 hahaha you should just ride over her head. What a beeeotch
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 It would be a woman though lol, dumb clamp
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 she just hasnt been laid in a while! what a bitch
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 them othewr c@$ts need to shut up!!!! should have kicked her again.
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 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It`s funny !!
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 *rolleyes* hsyteric girls don`t think the logic way
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 Calm!? i would tell her to go fk herself and get off the trail?
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 I feel bad for you. Funny to watch, but being there couldnt of been fun
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 He shouldn't feel bad she should!
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 And she didn't brake her lag OMG LOL! :O
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 thats just terrible. im sorry
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 "I promise I'll never do it again" Smile
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 Lol Only in America!
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 What does that mean?
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 I get that! funny dude
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 It means that people in America act crazy, sometimes.
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 *she* should pay for it anyways she threw her bike at him lol B*tch
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 Props for staying cool!
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 only if i could smack that bitch across the face!!!
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 cunt.. she's wearing fucking body armor
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 HAHAHA you just made my day!! What a total freak out on her part! hahaha
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 HAHA this vid is awesome, she couldnt of been more in the wrong lol.
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 DRAMA QUEEN :/
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 this is why i dislike female riders only the ones that man up
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 *are you in a hurry* well it is downhill
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 You sound like th guy from spiderman
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 You sir, are a MAN'S MAN.
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 lol it's like watching red vs blue Big Grin
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 jeez calm down !!!!!
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 At least you were being considerate!
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 flip out for nothing
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 now I wish I hit her
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 i fucking hate this girl
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 this made my day!
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 Silly......Bitch!!!!!
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 whack the bitch into line Smile
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 GO RIDE A BLACK WITH THE BIG BOYS
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 go ride a black and be with big boys
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 SOO FUUNNY ! '' U FUCKING ASSWHOLE ! ''
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 LOL OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 That was hilarious!
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 I HOPE SHE DIES AND BURNS IN HELL! Evil
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 bitches b trippen....
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 like half-life Smile )
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 ella es una pendeja, como se frena asi :p
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 she is a MORON.....
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 /\/\ agreed my mate did that when we was on bmx's there was a jump and he didnt wanna do it so stopped then i slammed right into the ack of him and somehow stayed on the bike so rode over the top of him and his bike it was hilarious and we had sod all protection on
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 pinche pendeja jaja
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 Pendeja? that's a new word for me.
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 lol....dumb bitch
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 lol stayin alive ...
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 lol just simply lol
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 were was that
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 tresle bike park, winter park co.
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 im pretty sure shes leaking cherry kool-aid
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 This was on my bday
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