The Crash Chronicles

 Don't worry... As Secretary of State and the head of homeland security, I took care of them...

 Yes keep an eye on little maxwell he seems to be the one that would try to assassinate president jones

 max loves me.

 He may, currently. Though you treat him with minor abuse and neglect, he laughs and embraces you as a friend, but then as time progresses doubt sets in. He then questions himself and his relationships with others, he finds weaknesses in himself and they soon amplify in his downward spiral of self deterioration. He is now feeling he is living a lie. He looks to those closest to him, they are now threats to him. He begins his process of redemption by isolating himself, but not too far. He watches from close enough to find lapses and weaknesses in his enemies, he returns to socialize with them only briefly to study their reactions to an elaborate set of questions he has devised to test their reaction to a given set of situations. If they are alerted by this he will have a back up, a joke or some other device to mend the tension he has caused. He will return to isolation, now with the knowledge of his enemies weaknesses. He now constructs a plan using the answers given during his questions to find the most effective circumstance to eliminate his enemies. He finds that the most effective method of destruction to his enemies would be to dismember their hierarchy starting with the leader (President Jones) and working his way down using this plan of dismemberment he will find that his enemies hierarchy collapses on itself. He now has eliminated his enemies. He finds relief and raises himself to a more confident state and finds new friends. Things go smoothly for quite some time until one day someone makes a verbal remark or physically abuses him slightly and the process restarts itself.

 

 You mock me now, but I will be ready for The Redemption of Max

 you should bud