Neds Kru

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Sep 8, 2009

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One of my fave vids. I know I already uploaded this, but this is a much clearer version, so bolt yer nugget and don't gi me any yer shite. TAKES A LITTLE WHILE TO LOAD, BUT WORTH IT.

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pcarter (Sep 8, 2009 at 14:22)

hahaha wtf

TheShad (Sep 8, 2009 at 14:30)

OK everyone, let's sing along;

Here mate (whit?)
You lookin at ma burd? (naw)
How no? Trying tae say she's ugly or summin?

Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Am gony pump your maw

Here you, that will be right
I heard you tried to knock my stash last night
Here you, what's the f*ckin script
You're a wee baw bag, your jaws getting ripped
Here you ya stupit we dafty
Don't want to gee ye malky but I think am gona huvty,
Gonna jump aw oor yer heid,
That'll teach you fur stealin ma weed

Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Am gony rip your jaw

Am goin doon the toon tae see if I get lucky
If I canny get a burd ah'll drink sum mair Buckie
Wash it doon wae a couple of pills
I know they eckies will cure ma ills
Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed
When ah wake in the morning ah'll probly be deid

Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash
Rolla Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash
If that dusny work we'll get some crack
Freebase some coke and then some smack
PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!

Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Am gony rip your jaw (aye right)

Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer shite!
(Ah pumped yer maw last night)

Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer shite!
(Ah smoked yer draw last night)

Here mate, mate, yer a dick mate, yer a dick!

Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget (Turn up the bouncy tunes)
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget (yasss)
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget

Whit ye dain ya mad fanny?

identiti-dave (Oct 13, 2009 at 11:46)

It's actually pretty creative!

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STARWARS (Sep 18, 2009 at 13:35)

Brilliants I love it tup

- i was big fan of east 17 once

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yourmanwiththebike (Sep 19, 2009 at 9:42)

towny

yourmanwiththebike (Sep 21, 2009 at 12:20)

i like it

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unda93 (Sep 19, 2009 at 9:48)

its shit!

TheShad (Sep 19, 2009 at 10:44)

we all have different tastes.

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seanwalsh (Sep 20, 2009 at 12:20)

well aint it better to be a lil chav than sitting at home being dry ballz

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superMHrider (Sep 22, 2009 at 9:11)

This is shit! 'uncle Devvo' would rape his asss!

TheShad (Sep 22, 2009 at 10:19)

they are both parodies of 'chavs' and 'neds', so who cares.

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R-O-S-S-17 (Oct 13, 2009 at 14:08)

he's not even a ned n all HAHA

TheShad (Oct 13, 2009 at 14:55)

so what's the definition of a ned?

down-hilla-1 (Nov 2, 2009 at 1:51)

non educated delincwant shude be pod lol jj

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