2015 Specialized Tarmac Comp (Ultegra 6800)

2015 Specialized Tarmac Comp, f-ing awesome condition (previously listed as immaculate but that was ambitious given the ONE scuff).

What's it going to take, folks? Started at $1750 for a bike in stellar condition, dropped now to $1250. That's like... a lot of percent off. I'm not a math scientist.

Here's a link to the Specialized Archive page for spec: https://www.specialized.com/us/en/tarmac-comp/65595
That's right, full Ultegra set (except crank, which is made by Praxis and hella dope). MSRP was $3000.

Nothing wrong with the bike. I love it and it freaks me out that someone else might ride it but I don't have space for it.
It has about two thousand miles/one year of riding on it but seriously looks brand new minus the pictured scuff on the shifter.
I cared for this thing meticulously and regularly rebuilt it to keep it running 100%. Guess what I do for a living.

No crashes. Little parking lot yoga, scars on my body but none on the bike. I bled so it didn't have to.

Overhauled since last ride, and I mean overhauled. I took it down to the frame, cleaned everything, then put it back together like a new bike.
Wear-and-tear parts that have been replaced:
- Cables and housing + internal routing guides
- Brake pads
- Chain (still Ultegra)
- Bar tape
- Derailleur hanger

That's uhh... All the wear-and-tear parts. What else is there to replace before we get into serious "is it still the same bike?" discussions?
Oh, the tires. They are very new - couple hundred miles - as is the saddle which I did not ride on because I needed a wider version for my stupid, stupid pelvis.
Brake tracks are awesome because I don't use the brakes much. Yea, I'm that good. Not really; there's just no traffic where I live.

Fenders and carbon cages included, not pedals. Will professionally box to ship or we can meet up somewhere northish of Seattle.

TL;DR Buy my bike because it is awesome. Also it will make you kom (I know I did).