2012 Specialized Enduro EVO Expert

There comes a point in every man's life where he feels the need to pass down some history or perhaps a legacy, this time is now. For the low price of $1200 you too may become a badass. This piece of precision machinery is not just a way of shredding the mountains, it is a way of life. The side of the frame says Specialized EVO which loosely translates to "Kick Ass Stealth Ninja Enduro Bike". I stole this 2 wheeled ass kicker from Chuck Noris after I gave him a swift roundhouse kick to the face. I also broke off his arm and signed the sales agreement with it so it is all legit and legally mine to sell now.

There are no reflectors on this beauty but if you think that stops me from riding at night you are sadly mistaken. The first rule I learned in the Mount Summit Ninja Training Camp was never advertise to the average mortal with bright orange plastic lights that you follow rules. I have found this to be a excellent creed or motto to live life by.

I will not admit to how many of the miles have been used for ninja missions however I can tell you that the tires are fresh and stick to the dirt like ninja slippers on the side of a building.

There are a few scratched parts on this bike, but that only shows everybody how badass you are and that if they were to question you they could be killed instantly. Most of the parts have been replaced with newer stealth models so if you can blend with the common mortal and practice secret ninja skills by hiding in plain sight.

This bike has 20 speeds in the drivetrain and all of them are completely capable of causing instant death if not respected. I have known the common weekend warriors to reach speeds of 35mph on their rigs but the yellow dragon can do better in the granny gear. I will not comment on the top speed that a skilled ninja rider may accomplish on her, this you shall find on your own.

The top cap keeping the cockpit tight on this machine during warp speeds has highlights of a six shooter revolver, that tells possible thief's to screw off unless they are prepared to deal with a ninja ass kicking right to the face. If you are still uncertain of how badass this actually is you wont need to look further than on the down tube complete with chicken leg graphics. This tells sissy gutless chicken shit men to take off or be prepared for punches of lightning to rain down upon them.

If you email me asking about being "firm" on the price I will tell you right now that I am NOT. $1200 is only my starting price, you may want to pay me more after you would see it in person. If you think you can email me and ask me to sell if for less you could just as well save me the effort and punch yourself in the balls because that is what I might do and you are most likely a sissy and not worthy of the yellow dragon. If you are from overseas and try to scam me do not waste my time because I will swim across the ocean and track you down in your dirty hut and judo chop your face with an ultimate punch.

Listed below are the ninja weapons included with the yellow dragon:

Build List:

Frame: Specialized Enduro EVO Expert

Size: Medium

Forks: Fox 36 R

Rear Shock: Fox DHX RC2 Coil

Spring: 350 or 400 your choice

Brakeset: Avid Elixir R CR SL disc, 8/7-inch rotors and Shimano Zee Rear for better DH Braking

Wheel Set: Roval (Just Trued up)

Tires: Brand New Maxxis Minions

Cranks: Sram XO Carbon

Pedals: VP (Not included)

Shift Levers: SRAM X9

Rear Derail: Sram XO

Seatclamp: Hope (Brand New)

Rear Cogs: Shimano, 10-speed: 11-36

Saddle: Specialized BG Henge Comp

Seatpost: Desendant

Handlebar: Specialized Demo

Handlebar Stem: Raceface 50mm