2017 YT Capra AL Size XL

Hello!
As I resume purging the bikes collecting dust in my garage since I built my Ransom, I now have what’s going to be the hardest for me to part with: my beloved Capra...
She started life as an AL Comp and ended up being my soulmate for two seasons. Since new she’s been treated to a new everything. I wanted the best I could afford for her (much like my girlfriend). She’s been well taken care of and we went on many dates to the resorts. She even entered an XC race with a coil shock installed for the hell of it. Alas, she’s been replaced by a much sexier 29er; and boy is she pissed. She’s so pissed that she’s already looking for somebody else to take her hand in marriage. That lucky sumbitch could be you! Careful, she likes it rowdy... ;)
Below is a list of my sexy ex’s parts, if I missed anything let me know right away; she’ll be offended if she finds out I forgot a feature or two.
-Lyrik RC w/ Charger Damper and MRP Ramp Control. (MRP cartridge installed during last Dirt Labs service in July 2018)
-Monarch air RCT3 with a medium rebound, low compression tune.
-Stan’s Flow MK3 wheels laced to Hope Pro 4 hubs.
-SRAM GX Eagle cassette with XO1 chain, GX derailleur, and GX shifter. Powered via carbon Truvativ Descendant cranks.
-SRAM Guide RS brakes with 200mm Centerline rotors front and rear. The biggest rotors she could fit because I love it when my eyeballs touch the insides of my goggles when I give the lever a good pull.
-E13 TRS+ dropper. She’s mechanical so you’ll never have to worry about a limp post when you need it the most. ? :D Just actuate that little thumb of yours and “Kerchow!” Plop that booty right on down on the YT Edition SDG saddle that’s gotten a tally of butt touches.
-Maxxis rubber front and rear; DH casing DHF in the front so I don’t ever have to choose a good line and an Aggressor in the rear because it skids REALLY well.
-Acros headset, freshie bearings all the way around and a new BB last June. These should all be running great as I rode my side girl Katrina (she was dumb-thicc and wayyyy squishier at bike parks. Downhill bikes are neat) most of the last half of 2018. My Capra doesn’t know I had a downhill bike so keep it lowkey or YOU WILL get tossed like a sack of potatoes. She’s aggressive like that.
-Raceface Turbine bars cut to 780mm with a Raceface Atlas stem. This system here is 35mm rather than your typical 31.8mm, because, SPOILER ALERT: This ol’ girl prefers girth! To top it all off you get used rubber because I’m broke; Sensus Disisdaboss grips. Only the best. No generic brand rubber here, name brand only.

I’m probably forgetting a few things so if I can answer any questions give me a shout. My girlfriend is going to beat my ass if I don’t sell this soon because I have a problem with buying too many things with wheels. Help a brother out, and he’ll give you the goods.
This bike has been very well taken care of and she’ll get the nicest of spit shines before delivery. She prefers to be ridden by peeps between 5’10 and 6’4”, but if you’re a little shorter and you like a whole lotta woman, I’m sure she would be eager to meet you!
Thank you for reading my schpeal as I write this at work at 4 AM instead of eating my lunch like a responsible employee.
Cheers!