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Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:26 Quote
Marquis, I need you do me a favour

Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:27 Quote
marquis wrote:
Do you care ?


Haha of course not, I don't give a rats arse what people think, I just ride the bike and be done with it.

Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:27 Quote
I got into it with a roadie at work yesterday. Ended up having to pwn him and walk away. Anybody care to hear the story?

Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:28 Quote
recklessness wrote:
I got into it with a roadie at work yesterday. Ended up having to pwn him and walk away. Anybody care to hear the story?

Yes please.

Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:28 Quote
Aggression wrote:
Marquis, I need you do me a favour


Any form of sexual act to be performed on you or aggy will be declined,other than that shoot away in a manner of speaking lol Razz

Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:29 Quote
marquis wrote:
Aggression wrote:
Marquis, I need you do me a favour


Any form of sexual act to be performed on you or aggy will be declined,other than that shoot away in a manner of speaking lol Razz

You wish... i'll pm you in a sec i just need to change a pic

Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:29 Quote
recklessness wrote:
I don't consider you a roadie, just a dude with a road bike. You may live.

Cheers, I'm not exactly gonna wear lycra, and I'm not ignorant or stuck up like most roadies are either. Just quit XC becuase I couldn't get to trails and I don't wanna quit biking so opted for a road bike.

Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:30 Quote
the majority of roadies we have come in are cool... but we aren't a roadie shop... more like a xc shop.... don't get me wrong... we have some real a*shole roadies pop in...

Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:30 Quote
Aggression wrote:
marquis wrote:
Aggression wrote:
Marquis, I need you do me a favour


Any form of sexual act to be performed on you or aggy will be declined,other than that shoot away in a manner of speaking lol Razz

You wish... i'll pm you in a sec i just need to change a pic

I ain't no dreamer love Salute lol joke by the way.

Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:30 Quote
I just ate:

6 pieces of bread with branston, 3 eggs, so much bacon that I couldn't bother counting, and 0.5litre of juice, and a cup of tea, I don't have to eat for another 48 hours.

Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:31 Quote
ammosally wrote:
the majority of roadies we have come in are cool... but we aren't a roadie shop... more like a xc shop.... don't get me wrong... we have some real a*shole roadies pop in...

I got told to get my over priced over built bike out of a roadie shop,would of slapped the bitch if he wasn't built like a brick shit house lol

Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:31 Quote
amando96 wrote:
I just ate:

6 pieces of bread with branston, 3 eggs, so much bacon that I couldn't bother counting, and 0.5litre of juice, and a cup of tea, I don't have to eat for another 48 hours.

Think you should ready up for a shit.

Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:38 Quote
ammosally wrote:
the majority of roadies we have come in are cool... but we aren't a roadie shop... more like a xc shop.... don't get me wrong... we have some real a*shole roadies pop in...


Yeah I know what you mean, when I rode on the roads on my XC bike most roadies I passed I said alright to and they were ignorant, the ones in the Kettering Cycling Club seem to be alright though.

Posted: Mar 16, 2011 at 12:40 Quote
amando96 wrote:
recklessness wrote:
I got into it with a roadie at work yesterday. Ended up having to pwn him and walk away. Anybody care to hear the story?

Yes please.
So, old man dickhead roadie comes into the shop. Nobody is around, so I get called down to help him. Right off the bat this a*shole asks me a million screening questions to see if my knowledge is on par. He already knows the answers, he just wants to see if I know them (most roadies do this because they are a*sholes). Finally he asked me one that I got wrong. He then proceeded to call me out on it hard. Here is how it went after we determined that I was wrong.

Me: "Why would you ask me that question if you already know the answer?"
RoadDick: "To see how well you know your bikes."
Me: "I'm just a mechanic, I only fix these things. I don't care about the finer points of their geometry or what factory they were made in. I assure you that I can build and repair them better than you, I just don't like to waste my time on pointless details."
RoadDick: "Is there anybody around who knows their bikes a little better? You clearly can't help me."
Me: "You're right, I can't help you. I should have never responded to this call. Let me just find somebody who also has no life to give you a hand."

I would have gotten fired if I hadn't just put in my 2 weeks. My manager then proceeded to spend an hour and a half with him. NO SALE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Manager agreed that he was a complete dick. Shit like that is why I despise roadies. They are the scum of the bike industry.


 
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